Chapter 009: The Silly Hanbei People
Lu Dong smiled at the family and beckoned, and then kept turning his head to stare at the family driving a new car and gradually disappearing into the crowd. The whole scene of house sales has shown a hot trend since the establishment of the Hanhua Empire, or more precisely, His Majesty the Emperor issued two commemorative gold coins to each Hanhua citizen. Lu Dong actually wants to buy a house himself, but because he is not a Han Chinese, Lu Dong is not qualified to buy it. Don't say that Lu Dong himself met a rich man in China one day, and he came directly with two boxes of money to buy it, but he couldn't buy it, and Lu Dong's colleague only had one sentence: You are not a national of Hanhua! And he sent it away. As for**? These rich people are like kittens, and who doesn't know that Hanhua's laws are strict.
"What are you looking at?" At this time, a little fat man wearing glasses appeared next to Lu Dong, holding two square cardboard boxes in his hands, handed them to Lu Dong and sat down in the position next to him, with Pang Heng written on the sign on his chest. Following Lu Dong's gaze, Pang Heng said with a smile: "Don't be envious, in a few years, we will be naturalized by ourselves, and this life will not be easy!" After speaking, he opened the lid of the lunch box and said: "Now let's scold at most two sentences, this dog's day in a semi-feudal and semi-capitalist country is really cool!" ”。
Lu Dong smiled, opened his lunch box, picked up the small wooden spoon inside and ate it. Pang Heng and Lu Dongxiao lived next to each other. Pang Heng has a good temper and gets along with everyone and has a sweet mouth, so he wanders around if he has nothing to do, and this job is still introduced by Pang Heng.
"Brother Dong! Are you still preparing to go to graduate school at Han University this year? Pang Long asked Lu Dong while picking up the rice in the cardboard box.
Lu Dong shook his head and said, "Han University is too difficult, I'm afraid that there are few students who have passed the exam except for Han University's own students." I'm going to get a naturalization first and get a diploma from a technical college! When he first came, Lu Dong asked the immigrants how to join the nationality of Hanhua as quickly as possible, and the immigrants jokingly said that the students of Handa were the fastest, and the students from China could apply for naturalization two years after enrollment, or join the army. Lu Dong came out of the computer department of the top university in China, and he didn't waste time when he was in school, he kept studying hard, and he was still confident in the exam, so he applied for a graduate degree at Han University. As a result, when I got the test subject guidance, I was blinded.,There are several reference books in which there are Chinese characters in addition to the ones I know.,I don't know what it means.。 As a result, he could only mix it up once, and he found that Lu Dong's worst score in school history was less than 30 points.
Pang Heng said: "I'm about to take one exam, now I've completed seven courses, and there are four technical practices, probably before I can find a formal job, I don't have to do odd jobs here, but I don't even have the qualifications to buy a house by selling a house!" ”。 After speaking, he looked up at the high-rise houses not far from the surrounding area and said: "It won't take me a few years to live here and become a Hanhua Chinese. ”。
"Hahaha!" Lu Dong almost didn't squirt out his own food when he heard it, and then said: "Your things can be regarded as a bit of foundation here, I have learned things that are basically useless, Hanhua's side is full of quantum computers!" I've only passed two courses so far, but I've already found the way, and there's no big problem in passing four more at the end of the year" Lu Dong believes that computers will always be important whether they are in Hanhua or other countries, so Lu Dong did not give up his major, but chose to start over to understand Hanhua's quantum computer, and then find a job as a programmer. For Lu Dong, the computer is his second girlfriend, and he has been addicted to it.
Pang Heng said: "It's not so easy, the first time I entered the internship factory of the college, I was stunned when I saw the lecturer demonstrating the manufacturing process. A rectangular steel ingot was put into the machine, but the lecturer entered his own program, the door of the machine tool was closed, the machine tool was started, and it was seen through the observation window that Xian, grinding, boring and drilling were unfolded at the same time, when you watched the metal chips above flow out along the probe of the machine under these processes, the crankshaft for a car was processed in ten minutes, and it could be loaded on the car when it was taken down. At that time, I thought to myself, this is not manufacturing, this is like an art, it is so beautiful! ”
The two of them chatted and ate, and then changed their colleagues to rest, basically running around all day to explain the purchase of a house to these Hanbei people, and when it was time to get off work, everyone was exhausted and dragged their heavy legs on the bus. At this time, I can't go home, and most of the people who do this kind of work are new immigrants, who have a five-year residence permit from Hanhua, and after finishing class, they have to go to the technical college to listen to the lectures of teachers who are not a few years older than themselves, or go to the college machine for internships.
By the time Lu Dong returned home, it was almost eleven o'clock in the evening. The so-called home here is actually a simple container house on one side, a standard container is divided into two families, a total of four floors, one floor is one side of twelve, the front is a welded aisle, the facilities inside are full, there is a small bathroom, a small kitchen, all these houses are with air conditioning. It's much better than the North Drifters in the country. The biggest advantage of Hanhua is that there is no shortage of electricity, and the price of electricity is also cheap, one kilowatt-hour of electricity is five cents, which is equivalent to about a dime in China, so there is no medium here in Hanhua, as long as you throw off your arms and use electricity. Lu Dong's girlfriend Zhao Lin has already prepared a meal, and the dinner for the two of them is also very simple, a vegetable with rice and a sea fish.
"How's the interview today?" Lu Dong asked his girlfriend while picking up the rice in the bowl. During the lecture, he only ate one loaf of bread, but Lu Dong was hungry.
Zhao Lin said with a smile: "Guess! ”。
"Passed?" Lu Dong's hand shaking looked at his girlfriend and asked with anticipation in his eyes. My girlfriend is studying finance, and there is not much change in this aspect! Relatively speaking, this kind of job is easier to find, and if Zhao Lin finds a job, he can apply for Chinese nationality as soon as he completes the two finance courses.
Zhao Lin nodded: "Hmm! I passed! ”
Lu Dong put down his chopsticks and hugged Zhao Lin up, turned around, looked up at his girlfriend and asked, "Which company is it?" ”。 If nothing else, both of them will be naturalized next year. In other words, you can move out of this small iron house and live in the building.
"Mansee City Audit Bureau!" Zhao Lin said to Lu Dong.
Lu Dong was stunned for a moment, looked up at Zhao Lin in a daze, as if he was afraid that he had misheard Zhao Lin, put down Zhao Lin, pressed his girlfriend's shoulders with both hands and repeated: "Municipal Audit Bureau? ”。
Zhao Lin nodded: "Do you know who is interviewed?" Without waiting for Lu Dongchai, he opened his mouth and said, "It's one of my senior sisters!" Zhang Yao! The one who isn't tall, the one with some freckles on his nose! ”。
With such an explanation, Lu Dong remembered, nodded and said, "It turned out to be her, when did she come to Hanhua's side?" ”。
"She came here four years ago and is now the auditor of the bureau! I heard her say that she married an officer here and now has two children" Zhao Lin said: "Several of the people interviewed this time basically met the requirements, and I was one of them, and when I entered the second round, Senior Sister Zhang gave the interview, and I passed."
"It's really lucky, I didn't expect to meet acquaintances during the interview here" Lu Dong said with a smile: "I went out to buy a case of beer and called Pang Heng and them, and I haven't slept yet!" Congratulations, everyone! ”。 Without waiting for Zhao Lin to answer, Lu Dong pushed open the door and ran out.
In less than five minutes, there were seven or eight people in the small house, all young people living next door. Everyone congratulated Zhao Lin together.
"Sister Zhao Lin! Be merciful when you judge my income in the future! Don't make me pay too much tax, thirty percent of it is really distressing for me," Pang Heng followed Zhao Lin and touched the wine bottle and said.
Without waiting for Zhao Lin to answer, a person next to him said, "Fatty! Will your future salary be sufficient to qualify for the Audit Bureau? When you pay 30% tax, don't forget the brothers here today! "Thirty percent of the tax is according to the standard of Hanhua, that is, the annual income is more than 10 million Chinese yuan, that is, he is a small rich man in the end. The tax of ordinary people in Hanhua is only about 5 percent.
Pang Heng's fat face trembled twice and said: "In the future, when my buddy pays thirty taxes, based on your current performance, I will find someone else to sneak my dog away!" The people around laughed.
A group of people chatted for more than half an hour and then dispersed, and everyone's time was quite precious. Lu Dong and Zhao Lin cleaned up, put the remaining rice dishes in the refrigerator, and kept them for stir-fried tomorrow morning. One occupied the table, the other occupied the writing desk at the head of the bed, and each looked at the book.
After watching for more than half an hour, Zhao Lin took off his slippers and sandwiched Lu Dong's flesh with his feet.
"Be honest! You are full of pain" Lu Dong grabbed his girlfriend's foot in his hand, put it on his lap, and then looked at the monitor in front of him. Lu Dong is verifying his own applet on it.
"Or I'll feed you later! You take care of the children at home, and I go to work," Zhao Lin said with a smile.
Lu Dong chuckled when he heard this: "Let's all go to work, and when we all have good jobs, we will take the old people on both sides of us and let them enjoy the happiness too!" ”
"Hmm!" Zhao Lin listened to it, and then fell silent. When Lu Dong raised his head, he saw that Zhao Lin's face was already full of tears, and he hurriedly walked over and hugged his girlfriend's shoulders and asked, "What's wrong?" Homesick again? Seeing that Zhao Lin nodded, Lu Dong tightened his arm and comforted: "Wait a little longer, we will be able to get through it in these few months, and then we will go home in style!" Both of them have average family backgrounds, and in order to seize the time to become naturalized, they have never returned home once since they came, and they can only contact their parents by phone. Not to mention Zhao Lin, Lu Dong also thinks about how his parents in China are doing from time to time.
In order to make his girlfriend happy, Lu Dong said: "Actually, we are smart people after we arrive in Hanhua, you don't know how stupid Hanbei people are now!" And stupid don't know how to spend money! What money do you have to save for this and good medical insurance! Even to buy a house still want to pay a lump sum, today I received a family, not only the old man works in the engineering company, the son's company is one of the best, and I don't dare to buy this and don't dare to buy that, if these houses are put in the country as soon as they are robbed, the quality of this house is really not to say. Also, many people think that the bank's loan to buy a house is too complicated, and one by one they don't know the blessing in the blessing, if this is changed to in China, there are several banking services like this, and they almost put the stall at the doorstep, you know what this means? ”
"What does it mean?" Zhao Lin asked.
Lu Dong nodded solemnly and said, "The people here are stupid and have a lot of money!" Just waiting for us smart people to come quickly." (To be continued.) )