Chapter 182 [The Old Lady Becomes the Palace]
"Ahem......" Shi Lei saw that Su Doudou was a little bit rushed to the back of the bar to find Feng Miao'er to confirm whether her breasts had really gotten bigger, but he couldn't stand it anymore, and coughed lightly twice. It's not over this morning, just engage in such a restrictive thing, Doudou, you're almost done! ”
In a word, the other two little waiters in the café covered their mouths and snorted, and Su Doudou teasing Feng Miao'er has become a favorite amateur activity for them, and they don't think there's anything strange about it at all. If Su Doudou didn't flirt with Feng Miao'er and changed to flirt with men, they would probably be taken aback viciously.
"Master, what kind of coffee are you going to drink today?" Feng Miao'er is determined to carry out the title of master to the end, originally she was not allowed to work in Jiuli Village and go back to class honestly, but after New Year's Day, Qin Jie finally went to the Organization Department of Yanxian City, and the café was handed over to Zhang Yisong as promised, Zhang Yisong's kid was too poor, Feng Miao'er just flashed two big watery eyes, plus Su Doudou threatened him viciously next to him, he completely ignored Shi Lei's resolute opposition and let Feng Miao'er return to Jiuli Village.
Shi Lei is helpless, he has a hand in dealing with Su Doudou, but in the face of Feng Miao'er, who is always low-profile and full of pitiful expressions, he is not an opponent at all.
"Concentrate, double."
Feng Miao'er happily agreed, and began to work in front of the coffee machine, Su Doudou said very unhappily: "Xiao Shuishui, are you looking for it?" Don't even ask me what to drink? ”
Feng Miao'er suddenly had a bitter face again: "Sister Doudou, what are you drinking?" ”
Su Doudou was very proud: "It's almost the same, I know how to feel sorry for the little girl the most, especially the little girl like Xiao Shuishui." Anyway, if it's a concentrate, then I'll drink it too! ”
This is what an old rascal should say, but it comes from the mouth of a little beautiful girl like Su Doudou, who has the capital to bring disaster to the country and the people, which is very disobedient.
The coffee was quickly served, and Feng Miao'er's level of coffee brewing was getting better and better, and now those who came to Jiuli Village, except for the maids, were the only ones who really liked to drink espresso. In the small cup, eighty percent full of coffee, with a layer of yellow grease floating on it, steaming hot and fragrant.
Shi Lei took a sip and saw Feng Miao'er standing beside him with an expectant face, bending over, waiting for Shi Lei's response.
"The level of small water is getting better and better." Shi Lei praised it, but in exchange for Feng Miao'er's clenched little fists and shouted excitedly!
Su Doudou saw that she was about to be jealous again, Feng Miao'er turned around and ran without hesitation, returned to the bar, and lay on the bar with a smile on her face, watching Shi Lei drink coffee. Shi Lei is a headache, it seems that when he returns to Runyang for the New Year, he has to talk to Zhang Yisong well, and after the New Year, he really can't let Feng Miao'er work here anymore, otherwise it will be really unbearable!
Wang Xiaoqi came quickly, and as soon as he entered the door, he sat next to Su Doudou, who had already begun the countdown, and said breathlessly: "Sister Daji, what's the matter with summoning the little one?" ”
Thanks to his big man of more than 1.8 meters, it is estimated that ordinary people will not be able to enter when they wait for ten or eight, but as soon as he arrives in front of Su Doudou, Wang Xiaoqi immediately becomes the little kid who was bullied with snot back then.
"You asked him, and he said he was looking for you!" Su Doudou pointed at Shi Lei.
Speaking to Shi Lei, Wang Xiaoqi was much more casual, far less cautious than dealing with Su Doudou.
"What's the matter?"
"Hehe, I'm going to let you put on a show!"
"Acting? Have you invested in making a TV series? That's right, it's said that you have made a lot of money recently, and your company, which is extremely earthy, seems to have become a star small business in the province. What kind of drama was filmed? Cosplay? Or a cop movie? Do you want me to play a hero or a cop who captures fugitives? ”
It seems that people who have known Su Doudou for too long have a little jump in thinking, and there is no trace of the jump that can be captured, which is quite irregular.
"Shoot your sister, how can there be a TV series for you. I'm talking about letting you put on a show and pretend to be Doudou's boyfriend. Shi Lei rolled his eyes angrily and said his answer.
Wang Xiaoqi was anxious when he heard it: "Shishi, don't hurt me, play Daji's sister's boyfriend?" I want to live two more years! ”
Su Doudou was actually reluctant to let Wang Xiaoqi pretend to be her boyfriend, not to mention that Shi Lei didn't say his plan at all, so brainless with multiple so-called boyfriends, Su Doudou was naturally very unhappy. But when he heard Wang Xiaoqi's words, Su Doudou was even more unhappy, and suddenly glared: "What are you doing?" Is it wrong to let you play my boyfriend? You don't look at your own crooked melon and cracked dates, which point is worthy of this palace! "This palace is the name that Su Doudou occasionally pops up recently, because Shi Lei repeatedly said that it was hard for her to call herself an old lady, and then she figured out Daji's identity in Shang, how could she also be a queen of the main palace, so she had a self-proclaimed palace, although the queen was definitely not this kind of self-proclaimed at that time.
Wang Xiaoqi saw that Su Doudou was angry, and immediately wilted again, and waved his hand with a white face: "No, no, I didn't mean that." I mean, I don't deserve to be my sister at all, how can I be asked to pretend to be her boyfriend? Isn't this going out to reveal the stuffing? People look at it, well, this kid is not amazing, he doesn't take advantage of anything, and he is not worthy of Sister Daji...... Eh, no, why are you letting me pretend to be Daji's sister's boyfriend? Could it be that Brother Su is thinking about what red line to draw for Sister Daji? The last time Pang Guofan didn't let him learn a lesson? I heard that several old men in Beijing spoke, saying that they would let Brother Su dare to mess with the mandarin duck score again, so they would directly abolish him, Brother Su didn't have the guts, right? ”
Su Doudou didn't speak, just stared at Shi Lei, and asked Shi Lei to give a perfect explanation. Looking at that posture, it is very important that if Shi Lei can't say why, then she is ready to abolish Shi Lei and make Shi Lei the last eunuch in history.
"Actually, I have had this plan for a long time, but I have been busy with messy things and delayed it. Doudou has too many suitors at school, and he is annoyed, and when those boys see that Doudou is as beautiful as a flower and has a good figure, they can't get rid of it like flies. By the way, Doudou, how many love letters have you received lately? Shi Lei suddenly raised his head and asked Su Doudou.
Su Doudou rolled his eyes: "Where does this palace know?" It's all the three little girls in the dormitory who collect and circulate it, and they used to say hello to me, but now they don't even say hello. When I met a delicious food, I ate it, and when I met a fun one, I threw it on their bed, and I was not interested in reading love letters. Mom, these little girls are happy, and their living standards have skyrocketed in the past six months......"
Shi Lei and Wang Xiaoqi glanced at each other, couldn't help laughing, Feng Miao'er, who had been paying attention to this side, also couldn't stop laughing, until Su Doudou cast two tiger-eyed eyes, so that Feng Miao'er quickly braked the brake, and didn't dare to laugh anymore.
"Anyway, this situation seems to be worse than when the school started, and it is estimated that the love letters and gifts have not been rejected, but it has given these boys confidence. Therefore, at this time, there needs to be a hero with superior strength, such as Xiao Qi. No matter what you say, which dynasty and generation you are in, Xiao Qi, you have to be a dignified hero! Xiao Qi, do you say? ”
Wang Xiaoqi nodded vigorously: "Well, that's, it's not that I blow it to you, you throw the Northern Song Dynasty to me, what Zhanzhao Zhan Xiong Fei, Jinmao Mouse Baiyutang then have to stand aside, put it in the Ming Dynasty, those Jinyi Weidongchang spies let them play......" Halfway through, Wang Xiaoqi suddenly felt that something was wrong, why did he seem to have fallen into Shi Lei's trap inexplicably. suddenly came to his senses: "No, Shi Shi, what does this hero have to do with the boyfriend who is pretending to be Daji's sister?" ”
Shi Lei smiled, and then said his thoughts.
After finishing speaking, Su Doudou said suspiciously: "Can this be useful?" ”
Wang Xiaoqi waved his hand resolutely: "It's useless!" Don't do it, I'm crazy, I'm going to have something to do to walk around your school, and if there are really people who are not afraid of death to continue to pursue Sister Daji, I can't really beat them, right? ”
Su Doudou glared at Wang Xiaoqi: "You shut up for me, you don't have to bargain, I want to know now, Shi Shi, whether your method is effective or not." ”
Shi Lei didn't smile anymore, and pointed at Wang Xiaoqi very seriously: "Doudou, let's not talk about anything else, you throw aside the little fart kid in your impression who is blowing snot bubbles and following your ass and crying and saying that he was bullied again, just Xiaoqi's current material, put aside the fashion industry, it's no problem for world supermodels, right?" Put aside the film and television industry, the popular tough guy Xiaosheng is like having fun, right? Resting on the battlefield, it is also a fierce man like a dragon and a tiger! To look, of course, compared to me, it's a little worse, but it's still with clear contours and good facial features, mainly with a tiger face, very tough! If you want to be in shape, it's definitely much stronger than me, I guess the whole Wu Da can't pick out a better one than him, and he has never been in the gym but he is definitely more beautiful than the boys who came out of the gym. Then there will be two or three million ox forklifts, and there are some special passes of the provincial party committee and military region pasted on the front of the car. Competing for a girlfriend with this kind of person is purely nothing to do. I don't dare to say that I don't have that kind of death squad mentality, but at least nine out of nine boys are basically defeated by themselves. really met a few people who were not afraid of death, Xiao Qi found an opportunity, walked over to chat with them, be polite, if he didn't repent of death, Xiao Qi didn't talk a lot of nonsense, carried the back of their necks, and found a place where no one was around. You don't have to really beat them, just tell them to throw them once you see them. I'll let Yisong follow the wind again, for example, Xiao Qi's family is a commander or something, and let's talk about Doudou, your family is also a national character, and you have to get a good deal when you find a boyfriend...... I pondered that no matter how fierce I was, I should die of this heart. If there are really one or two fools left, Doudou, you really don't have to be polite to them, this kind of goods, I guess it's just coveting your beauty, and by the way, I want to climb the high branches! ”
(To be continued)