Chapter 835

Three

Category: Urban RomanceAuthor: Su Mo Chen This Chapter:

Well, this is also a god-like question, and it is completely comparable to the absolute classic question of me and your mother falling into the water, who do you save first. On this issue, you say that whoever feels good will not be good, and whoever you say is good will offend the other one.

It's hard to say, but at night, people come to say, "Didn't you say that whoever feels good?" You touch her. "At that time, it was my brother who was hurt the most, and Zhang He, who knew that women were very vindictive, didn't doubt it at all, these two are a bit naughty chicks, and they definitely don't mind doing things that just take off and don't land, they think they can do something that makes you horny and unstoppable, and then, and then there is no such thing.

At that time, wouldn't my brother only be able to hold on to the wall with one hand and masturbate with the other!

Looking at Gu Bayi, who was staring at him, then at the dragon and butterfly dance that was staring at him, and then at Long Aotian who was smiling but not smiling, Zhang He was completely speechless, but he immediately found out that something was wrong, "Old Long, what about Old Zhuge ? Zhang He couldn't help but ask.

"Pick up his girl." Long Aotian said with a smile.

Nima, old Zhuge , you old bastard, don't you see that my brother is already in dire straits? You shameless old man, you still dare to add fuel to the fire and fall into the well, you wait for your brother, when your brother can abuse you one day, see how your brother abuses you? However, Zhang He's desire to distract himself from Zhuge Huao was completely shattered by Gu Bayi, "Zhang He, hurry up and say, is it better for mine or hers?" Gu Bayi pointed to the dragon butterfly dance on the projection and said angrily.

Nima, brother is out. looked at Gu Bayi, then looked at Long Butterfly Dance, and then looked at Long Aotian who was standing aside to watch the show with a gloating face, Zhang He took a deep breath and said weakly, "It's all good." ”

"Hypocrisy." Before Zhang He's words could land, Long Diewu's dissatisfied voice came clearly, and the disdainful expression on his face was also clearly visible.

Without waiting for Zhang He to speak, Gu Bayi's dissatisfied voice immediately remembered, "No, no prevarication, you must make it clear, who is good." ”

Eh, I said chicks, don't you see a perverted old man next to my brother? How can such a private thing be said in front of outsiders? Nima, since you Long Aotian are not righteous enough, then don't blame my brother for talking about you, "That, as far as I know, this old man has a habit of voyeurism, let's talk about this problem in private, so as not to be remembered by this old man, when the time comes, it will be you who will suffer." Zhang He pointed to Long Aotian, who was full of banter, and said angrily, "See, how obscene is this old man's smile?" ”

Now it was Long Aotian's turn to be speechless, "Stinky boy, who are you talking about?" This little girl is my descendant, and this little girl's grandfather has a good relationship with me, even if I am rejuvenated, I will not be like you. Long Aotian pointed to Long Butterfly Dance, and then pointed to Gu Bayi, and said like fanning the flames, "I can tell you very responsibly, if this kid can't even say this problem clearly, it proves that he doesn't have you at all in his heart, and when he is with you, he is definitely pure venting, he doesn't pay attention to which of you is good and who is bad, and he doesn't remember how you feel about him, so he can't say it clearly." ”

Eh, Nima, bastard, old bastard, old glass, brother draw a circle and curse you, curse you for impotence and premature ejaculation, don't lift it at all, don't think about lifting it again in this life.

However, compared to the curse, Long Aotian's fanning of the flames had a much faster effect, and in the blink of an eye, Gu Bayi and Long Diewu became even more angry, "Zhang He, say it." Dragon Butterfly said angrily.

Dragon Butterfly Dance is very angry, the consequences are very strict, if she is not satisfied, Zhang He believes that she will definitely be tricked to death by her, because this chick has this IQ.

Long Aotian's words made Gu Bayi involuntarily think of the ridiculous night he had with Zhang He, and immediately felt that Long Aotian's words were very reasonable, so he also asked with a face full of grievances, "Zhang He, who is good?" ”

Gu Bayi was very angry, and the consequences were also very strict, because she had a mother who was unreasonable and super protective of her shortcomings, and she could also have hundreds of ways to make her brother uncomfortable.

Looking at Gu Bayi's expression that seemed to be really aggrieved, Zhang He was completely in pain. That night, everyone was given an aphrodisiac, and they didn't know what happened to Shenma, although my brother was not wrong, but it was obvious that Long Aotian's old glass words successfully evoked Gu Bayi's memories.

Although everyone is right, a woman is not even very clear about how she lost her first time, which is indeed very sad, so it is understandable that Gu Bayi feels wronged. But the problem is that the membrane that looks like the dragon butterfly dance was also pierced by the unwitting self without knowing it.

Nima, it's all a good thing done by this damn old glass, and he actually used his divine sense to control his hair, making his brother and her ...... Granddaughter, ooxx without knowing it.

However, the only thing to be thankful for is that although Brother and Dragon Butterfly Dance really got together without knowing it, when Brother pierced that membrane, this damn old glass finally did something, making Brother and him ...... The granddaughter played on her own, and it seems that after ooxx, Long Diewu's feelings for her brother are indeed sincere.

But the question is, brother still can't say whose is good? Fortunately, the appearance of Zhuge Xiyue and Zhuge Huoao finally freed Zhang He from his pain temporarily.

is talking about a woman in a play, looking at Long Butterfly Dance and Gu Bayi, whose attention was temporarily attracted by Zhuge Xiyue, and then looking at Zhuge Xiyue with a strange look on his face, Zhang He really felt that it was better for him to jump off the clouds quickly, or he would have to be killed by this woman.

Zhuge Xiyue is also a talent, and he actually directly turned against the guest, "Zhang He, let's talk about it, but it's us." Zhuge Xiyue stood up for her proud peak, and said with a charming face.

Eh, chicks, how can such a private issue be discussed in front of outsiders? Don't you know that the gods are called shy? Zhang He had to lead the war to the two dead old men with obvious ill intentions again, "That, this issue, let's go home and discuss it again, now that there are outsiders, it's really not suitable to say." Zhang He said with little confidence.

"That's easy to do." Zhuge Xiyue Mei smiled and said, "Why don't we go to the ground to discuss, in this case, the old ancestor and the dragon senior can not be present." ”

Uh, here's a more ruthless one! Even my brother's retreat from jumping into the clouds and committing suicide was blocked.

Just when Zhang He was so depressed that his eggs hurt, Zhuge Huoao and Long Aotian immediately unfolded their figures, and fell back to the ground in the blink of an eye, "Boy, you discuss slowly, Zhuge Lao'er and I will go around." ”

Well, it's a dead deal.

Looking at Zhuge Xiyue who seemed to be smiling but not smiling, then at Gu Bayi, who was puffing up, and at the dragon and butterfly dance that seemed to be very dissatisfied on the projection, Zhang He wanted to quickly drop a piece of bird feces in the sky and smash himself unconscious.

But unfortunately, although he was on the top of a hill outside the city, let alone a bird, he didn't even see a single bird feather.

Zhuge Xiyue is a goblin who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, this time, it was she who took the initiative to provoke the war, "Zhang He, anyway, you have tried our feel, let's talk about it, who feels better?" ”

Nima, it must have been Zhuge Huo's old immortal, otherwise, Zhuge Xiyue would not know about this matter, nor would he participate in it, let alone take the initiative to provoke disputes.

Looking at people's expressions, Zhang He felt that even if he went to find a person to fight a life-and-death duel, it was more comfortable than this death, but under the unblinking gaze of people, Zhang He had to use his brain and think seriously about how to answer, so that this god-like woman would be satisfied.

Nima, isn't it just to find a few nice adjectives for each of you?

The Dragon Butterfly Dance is the largest, Gu Bayi's elasticity is the best, and Zhuge Xiyue's shape is the most perfect, which can be said to have their own merits, but the problem is, if Brother says so, it will definitely cause new disputes, so how to describe it to make people satisfied? After thinking about it, thinking about it again, and thinking about it again, Zhang He didn't come up with a beautiful adjective.

I knew this earlier, when my brother took Chinese class, he should be serious and practice his writing well, so that his talented and thoughtful brother would not be as difficult as he is now.

But the problem is, from elementary school to high school, my brother can't even write essays, where can I find so many beautiful adjectives about breasts? Besides, during school, my brother has always been a good boy, and he never thought of studying breasts?

After thinking about it again and again, Zhang He still didn't come up with a suitable adjective for Shenma, so he could only tell the truth, "You are the biggest, your straightest, and your shape is the best." Zhang He passed a god-like woman one by one, and said stubbornly.

Then, he simply closed his eyes and waited for death.

Sure enough, as soon as Zhang He's words came out, the Dragon Butterfly Dance was not satisfied, "You mean I'm neither stiff nor in good shape, and I'm sagging?" ”

Gu Bayi also said angrily, "You mean to say that mine is both small and deformed?" ”

Zhuge Xiyue was more direct, "Since mine is small and inelastic, then don't touch it in the future, the province has wronged yourself." ”

Eh, the ancients didn't deceive me, it's really a woman's play!

Zhang He suddenly turned into a yellow leaf in the autumn wind, "That, I didn't mean that?" ”

"Then you mean a god?" Gu Bayi asked angrily.

"yes, what the hell do you mean?" Not to be outdone, Zhuge Xiyue added, "So, are you saying something against your will?" Is it better than our personal one, which makes you feel wronged. ”

Long Butterfly Dance then followed, "Zhang He, if you don't make this matter clear today, don't expect to touch us again in the future." ”

This time, the woman reached an agreement in an instant and aimed her gun at Zhang He in unison. Looking at the people who were eyeing him, Zhang Heton wanted to cry without tears.

Nima, is this a god's thing?

However, before Zhang He could recover from the mess, a familiar voice came clearly, "Since you want to compare, then just count me in." ”

Forehead! Looking at Ah Duo who was striding over, Zhang He suddenly collapsed, but then he couldn't help but scold Long Aotian and Zhuge Huoao, obviously, the matter must have been made by these two dead old men who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and the broken glass was made.

Nima!

After scolding viciously, Zhang He was so inconvenient that he couldn't quickly think about how to pretend to be dead.

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