Chapter Ninety-Five: The Pit Is Big
At the beginning, when Feng'er was pulling Zhang Ye's pants, he didn't pay much attention. After all, he is still a child, what can he know even if he is against the sky?
And in fact, Feng'er doesn't know right and wrong, let alone those things that shouldn't be done, and those things can't be done! Even on the surface, no matter how he looks at it, he is just an ordinary child! Of course, the strange power hidden in the body doesn't count.
One didn't pay attention! An ignorant and ignorant!
So when Zhang Ye was torn off his pants, he didn't react until he felt a sudden feeling of restraint on his legs. Then the sensation quickly shifted down and eventually stopped at the knee level.
It's a little cold! It's a little cool!
Zhang Ye, who reacted, looked at Feng'er in amazement, and his head couldn't turn for a while.
And Feng'er's little guy leaned back on his little head, sat on the stall, and looked at his father strangely. It seems to be thinking, why did Dad's 'skin' fall off? Did you get it yourself?
After a second or two, Zhang Ye finally reacted.
"Stinky boy! Can't you just stop it? Zhang Ye's face was dark, just like Cao Cao on the stage.
Paralyzing! This kid definitely did it on purpose!
Absolutely!
This stinky boy is definitely cheating on his father!
"Baba...... Baba ......" Xiao Linglong, who was lying in Zhang Ye's arms, was still screaming baba, and her soft and glutinous voice made people listen to it very comfortably.
But at this moment, Zhang Ye's mood was strange, as if he had eaten stool.
There was a soft and weak muttering voice in his ears, and there was Feng'er pit under him. For a while, this mood can be described as mixed! It's almost suffocating.
I wanted to pull my pants up, but I suddenly remembered that there was a little Linglong in my arms! So Zhang Ye had no choice but to hold Xiao Linglong with one hand and pull his pants with the other hand.
"Bubu...... Bu Bu ...... "At this time, Feng'er was still yelling, and his cute appearance made people almost forget the fact that he was cheating on his father.
"Stinky boy! Let it go! ”
Zhang Ye bent down and pulled his pants, and found that Feng'er, the little guy, was still grabbing his pants. The gravity of more than 20 pounds makes it impossible to wear elastic pants at all.
"Ahhhhh......h Ah......h
And the little guy even looked up at his father blankly. Then he muttered again.
"Deliberately! This kid definitely did it on purpose! Zhang Ye could clearly feel that Feng'er's gaze was falling on his big pants at this time. It seems that the colorful patterns on the pants have aroused his interest.
Thinking of this, Zhang Ye almost fainted, "Paralyzed!" This kid must have a bad heart for my pants! ”
The thought that suddenly popped into his mind made Zhang Ye almost go crazy.
You know, if this kind of thing falls on other children, it may not be anything, at most it is just curiosity. But if it falls on a baby dragon like Feng'er, I'm afraid it's not just curiosity.
Once this curiosity arises, I am afraid that it will be put into action in a short period of time.
Don't think that they can't do this kind of cheating thing because they are small.
In fact, it is also because of their young age that people often automatically ignore their threats. Even Zhang Ye himself will forget the threat of the baby dragon many times. It is precisely because of this that Baobaolong can basically succeed when doing things like a pit father.
"Little boy! Let it go! Zhang Ye intended to make Feng'er give up in a soft tone.
It's just that this sentence seems to have made a mistake in the object of action, and it turned a corner when it was applied to Feng'er! It didn't have an effect on Feng'er, but it had an effect on Xiao Linglong.
So Xiao Linglong thought that this sentence was said by her father himself, so she immediately screamed, and from time to time she 'snapped' and kissed her.
The cute look is so cute!
But at this time, Zhang Ye even had the heart to cry.
If it weren't for the fact that Feng'er and Xiao Linglong couldn't communicate at all, he would have thought that these two little guys had teamed up to trap him.
You don't have to be so cheating! Do you want people to live? Feeling the kiss falling like raindrops on his face, Zhang Ye wanted to cry and laugh at the same time!
Finally calmed down the depression in his heart, Zhang Ye looked at Feng'er again and lifted his pants. But this little guy seems to be iron-hearted, and he just won't let go.
"Feng'er, let go!" Zhang Ye had no choice but to give in.
Fortunately, this sentence seemed to work, and I saw Feng'er let go of his little hand little by little.
Seeing this, Zhang Ye jerked his pants and prepared to put them back on.
"Paralyzed! How so? But what happened next made Zhang Ye suddenly feel that the sky was thundering, and the grass and mud horses were running wildly, and a feeling of being deceived came to his mind.
It turned out that Feng'er only let go of one hand, and the other hand still erupted with continuous huge power.
When he lifted his pants, he actually lifted the little guy Feng'er by the way. Let his little body stand up with the pants pulled up!
"Huh...... Ho...... Ho ho ......" seemed to sense something funny, Feng'er actually laughed, and the shiny saliva couldn't stop flowing from the corners of her mouth. The look of cuteness on his face makes people unable to get angry at all.
What's even more odious is that this kid actually used his free little hand to point at Zhang Ye's crotch. No, it should be pointing to the position of his pelvis.
Because there are big pants that are half cut in there!
The texture is still blue floral!
“………………”
Speechless to ask the sky, clear thousands of tears!
At this moment, Zhang Ye's heart was full of tears, and it felt like a grass and mud horse pulling a bubble of on his head.
"Good son, let go, or Daddy will drag you out and sell you!" Crying with a sad face, Zhang Ye hugged Xiao Linglong in one hand and pants in the other, threatening.
"Huh? Yike...... Yikes......"
It's just that......
For Feng'er, this sentence is simply playing the piano to a cow. He didn't understand it at all!
Instead, he still pointed to the half-exposed big pants and kept screaming.
Feng'er has already shown her willingness!
He wants!
Big Pants ......
"Stinky boy, you can't wear this kind of equipment yet!" Zhang Ye was about to cry. But there's nothing you can do about this little guy. But you can't just let him hang on his pants like this!
That's it. What's even worse is that Feng'er, the little guy, hangs on his pants, and he still needs to lift his pants, otherwise the pants will fall directly to the crook of the knee like just now.
After thinking about it for a long time, Zhang Ye had no choice but to move his steps slowly, walked to the edge of the sofa and sat down. wants to make Feng'er give up through this method.
But it's a pity.
This approach also failed. Feng'er, this little guy, don't look at him stupidly and cutely, but at this moment, he is as strong as an old cow, and he won't let go.
Make it clear that as long as you don't take out your pants, you will never let go.
"What the hell does this stinky boy think?" Zhang Ye looked at Feng'er with a cute face, and thousands of thoughts flashed in his head in an instant. But every inference simply does not hold water.
"Ahhhhh......h Yikes...... Ya Ya ...... "grabbed Dad's pants tightly, and Feng'er hung on Dad's lap like this, screaming out of his mouth.
"Good son, how long are you going to toss?"
Zhang Ye felt that he really had no choice.
"Bubu...... Bu Bu ...... "Feng'er's voice was like a knot in his tongue. I can't hear it very clearly, and I can only hear the word 'Bubu', so I can't communicate at all. But looking at the eagerness on his face, you can know that this little guy will definitely not give up until the Yellow River, and he will not let go until he gets the big pants.
"How did I end up meeting you? Is this fate? Zhang Ye hugged Xiao Linglong and looked at the two little ones a little speechlessly, "You are baby dragons!" Don't be so cheating, okay? ”
"Baba...... Baba ......" Xiao Linglong seemed to understand her father's call, hugging his neck and stumbling and muttering.
"Bubu...... Bubu ......"
Hearing her sister calling, Feng'er also followed in.
"Alas......"
I have to say that these two little guys are really likable. Especially Xiao Linglong, her ability to sell cuteness is simply a congenital full attribute. It has the ability to kill almost all demons and monsters.
As for Feng'er-
Cough...... Cough...... Cough......
If you weren't so cheating, I'm afraid it would be enough to kill a lot of people, especially for those rotten girls, the lethality should not be underestimated.
"That's right! Xiao Linglong, how did I forget this magic weapon? Zhang Ye's face was stunned.
Then he said to Xiao Linglong, "Good daughter, tell your brother to let go." Let's hang out today! ”
According to past experience, Xiao Linglong has a strong restraint effect on Feng'er. As long as Xiao Linglong comes out, there is almost nothing that can't be done, whether it is the bottle in the hands of the younger brother or the toys in the hands of the younger brother, they can be snatched up.
So it's best to dispatch Xiao Linglong at this time.
Now that I think about it, Xiao Linglong's role is really not ordinary!
"Baba...... Baba...... Junior...... Brother...... Bad ......," Xiao Linglong stumbled.
In this regard, Zhang Ye just smiled and didn't say much, just put Xiao Linglong on the stall.
The little girl leaned on the edge of the sofa, moved her body, and came to Feng'er's side.
"Let it go...... Put ...... "Xiao Linglong doesn't have many words, so she is a little confused when she speaks." Even if it's been so long, Zhang Ye can't figure out what Xiao Linglong is talking about many times.
But there seems to be a special communication language between Feng'er and Xiao Linglong. No matter how vaguely Xiao Linglong said, Feng'er seemed to know what she meant.
"Ahhhhh......h Ah......h
As soon as the hand was released, it meant that there was no support, and the small body immediately fell soft on the carpet. Seeing this situation, Zhang Ye put on his pants again. Although there is no one in the family, it is not good if it is like this all the time! After all, no one likes to wear only half of their pants.
"Ahhhhh......h Yikes......"
Lying on the ground, Feng'er babbled at her sister.
"Brother...... Brother...... Shrewd...... Not good! Xiao Linglong's words sounded like she was asking her brother if she was behaving or not, but in fact she was complaining that her brother was naughty or not.
Seeing this situation, he breathed a sigh of relief, Zhang Ye left decisively, ready to go upstairs to change his pants and tie his belt! Otherwise, God knows if this kid Feng'er will rip off his pants?
Before leaving, don't forget to remind Xiao Linglong not to bully her younger brother!
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PS: Robbery! Rob! There are collections for collections, and there are recommendations for recommendations, otherwise take off your pants!