0015 First Mission
Since Ji Fanxi met Tang Yan, he has almost been on the cusp of being molested, and it is understandable that he can't hold back. But even Ji Fanxi himself definitely didn't expect that this slap really hit Tang Yan, and it seemed to be hit very hard.
"This guy, how can he not even dodge such a slap?" Ji Fanxi looked at Tang Yan, who was stunned, and was also a little weak-hearted, and subconsciously wanted to find some excuses for himself.
But seeing that Tang Yan was still stunned, Ji Fanxi couldn't help but feel a little sorry in her heart, she had been learning taekwondo for some years, and she naturally knew how heavy her shot was, and this slap was a purely subconscious shot under shame, without retaining any strength. Ji Fanxi is really a little worried about whether Tang Yan was damaged by himself......
Tang Yan could naturally feel the hot pain on his face, but for a guy like him, who had fought with countless thick-skinned prisoners since he was a child, Ji Fanxi's slap was not a problem at all. Under normal circumstances, he could not only easily dodge Ji Fanxi's slap, but he could definitely grab her wrist and tease her again.
At the moment when Ji Fanxi slapped him, in Tang Yan's mind, Heimei appeared again, and she said a word, which caused Tang Yan to take this slap without dodging.
"The host triggered the first-level task and obtained a piece of Liu Yong's fan-faced calligraphy from Ai Xiaoqing's private collection. The task completion time is one week, and according to the agreement with the host, the task time is multiplied by three to twenty-one days, and the timer starts immediately. ”
Seeing Hei Mei release the first task since contacting the system with an expressionless face, Tang Yan did not say that she would take the task, but immediately grabbed Hei Mei and asked her to tell the details of the task.
"What's the mission? It's so unclear, don't go, if you dare to go, the master will fight and burn the jade and don't care about the task. ”
The black girl, who was already preparing to go incognito, stood helplessly and asked, "What is wrong with the host?" ”
Tang Yan rolled his eyes: "There are many problems, but don't worry, let's talk about the slap I received first." ”
"Everything that the host encounters in real life has nothing to do with the system. I'm only answering questions about the system. ”
"Nonsense, if you hadn't suddenly appeared, and you came to a mission or something for some reason, I wouldn't have been able to avoid her slap? Do you know what politeness is? Do you have to knock on someone's door first? Do you have to call someone first if you want to talk to him? I'm going to make a big fuss, and you say it's coming out? What if I was fighting for life and death, and you suddenly ran out and I was distracted and killed? I don't care, if you don't give me an explanation, whoever loves to complete this task will complete it, and the master doesn't care! Tang Yan made a broken jar and a broken appearance, he can be regarded as having figured out the mind of the system, no matter what is discussed, anyway, this system will never end up with him.
Hei Mei hesitated for a moment, but had to say, "Then may I ask the host what you want to do?" The system doesn't have the ability to go back in time, and it's impossible to slap you ......"
Tang Yan smiled secretly, and said in his heart that if the master didn't get some benefits from you, this slap would really be in vain.
"You're a scoundrel! In this way, you can pay me 108,000 yuan as medical expenses......"
Hei Mei was speechless, and said, "I don't have any money......"
"Meat pay!" Tang Yan was fierce.
Hei Mei was completely speechless, there will never be a more superb existence in this world than Tang Yan, and he actually asked for meat compensation for a virtual image, even if the system agreed to him, I'm afraid he won't be able to do anything, right?
"The system can't provide this kind of service......" For this kind of unbridled request, Hei Mei can only give this kind of stylized answer.
"Playing scoundrel with the master? If you don't make amends, the master will never complete this Laoshzi's task. My piece of jade, let it out, and yours will die with this broken tile. ”
Heimei's expression was distorted, Heimei's whole person was distorted, and Heimei's entire system was completely distorted...... The system was designed without a program in this regard, and the most important thing is that no one could have imagined that Tang Yan would be so strange.
"Look at your virtue, you really want to pay the young master for being reluctant to give me this male body, you know Tong Zigong, right?" Tang Yan pushed her waist forward twice, and Hei Mei was speechless again, "The master suffers a little loss, so let the master draw one more prize......"
Quack Quack ......
Huh, what's the sound? Tang Yan looked around, and finally found that it was Hei Mei who made this creepy sound. At this moment, the black girl is like a powder keg, any more stimulation, it is estimated that she can explode directly. The rattling sound was the sound made by the black girl who almost crushed a mouthful of white teeth.
"Damn! You still have the habit of grinding your teeth...... Nima, in the future, when Lao Tzu sleeps, you are absolutely forbidden to appear, you are more terrifying than four rats......"
Hei Mei cried, crying so much, just now she was definitely full of anger, and she could send out a nirvana situation at any time. But Tang Yan's casual words were like gently poking a hole in a balloon full of gas, and the black girl's anger leaked out of that small hole.
"The lottery is never possible, and the system has decided to give the host an hour of study time before the mission starts." In the end, Heimei still compromised, and in terms of bargaining, Tang Yan was undoubtedly invincible.
After thinking about it, this is probably the biggest concession that the prison system can make, and an hour of study time is estimated to add some points. Tang Yan asked clearly in this regard, after the major upgrade, the skills obtained are directly second-level proficiency, which is much better than the first-level skills.
"Okay, okay, I'll spare you this time, and next time I see if you dare to break in without knocking."
The black girl wanted to cry without tears, and said, "Can I go now?" "Gnashing your teeth.
"Don't worry, there's a lot I still haven't figured out! The first question, who is Ai Xiaoqing? ”
"The host will encounter the task object within twenty-four hours of the mission starting."
Although he was not too satisfied, this answer was barely enough, Tang Yan continued to ask: "What is the fan of Liu Yong in the task?" That dead Luo pot doesn't know how many fans he has written in his life, God knows which one you want? In case that Ai Xiaoqing has more than 100 Luo Guo fans in his hand, do I have to get more than 100 of them? ”
"That's Liu Yong's fan, not the cabbage in the vegetable market, how can there be so many!" The black girl is almost at the limit.
"Okay, I'll admit that a hundred is an exaggeration, but three or five is normal, right? You've got to be precise, right? You're a computer, can you be precise? ”
Hei Mei was too lazy to talk nonsense with Tang Yan, and with a direct wave of her hand, Tang Yan felt that a fan seemed to appear in front of her, and after looking at it for a while, she made sure that she remembered it clearly before saying: "Next time you encounter something similar, you can go on the road a little bit, and everyone will save some trouble, okay?" ”
"Although Luo Guo'er's fan is not too valuable, it costs one or two thousand, my trouser pocket is cleaner than my face, so you can give me some money, otherwise let me rob it?" After figuring out the situation, Tang Yan began to play scoundrels again, although he actually knew very well that the system would never agree to this kind of request.
Sure enough, when Hei Mei heard this, she chose to ignore it directly, and just asked expressionlessly: "If the host doesn't have other questions about the task that need to be answered, I'll leave." The host should be reminded that the task timing has begun to ......"
Tang Yan pursed his lips, knowing that he couldn't squeeze anything anymore, so he waved his hand and said, "When can I learn from those criminals?" ”
"Anytime."
"Alright, alright, you go. Alas, I feel uncomfortable looking at your black mouth and black face...... Ouch, my face hurts me! Tang Yan finally felt the pain on his cheeks at this time, let out a strange scream, and jumped three feet high when he touched the five red marks on his face.
After Ji Fanxi slapped Tang Yan in the face, she found that Tang Yan fell into a state of stiffness, she reached out and waved it in front of Tang Yan a few times, but Tang Yan did not react. This made Ji Fanxi a little worried, for fear that Tang Yan would be given a concussion or something.
When he was thinking about whether to find someone to send Tang Yan to the hospital, Tang Yan suddenly moved, and reacted greatly, but Ji Fanxi, who was in front of Tang Yan, was so frightened that he took two steps backwards and almost sat on the ground.
"You actually beat me!" Tang Yan, whose thoughts had completely ended the exchange with the black girl, touched the five bars on his face, and was furious, "As a teacher, you actually beat students!" This sentence was definitely roaring, but what made Ji Fanxi feel fortunate was that Tang Yan suppressed her voice and roared, which made her hurriedly cover Tang Yan's mouth, and at the same time secretly rejoiced in her heart.
Ji Fanxi would never know that Tang Yan did it all on purpose, he knew very well that "the teacher beating the student" could definitely threaten Ji Fanxi, but since it was a threat, it was only a threat when it was not spread, and if it was really shouted, there would be nothing to threaten.
grabbed Ji Fanxi's wrist, Tang Yan's strength was obviously much greater than Ji Fanxi, and Ji Fanxi couldn't cover his mouth.
"You actually hit me! You count, one! Two! Three! Four! Five! Do you think Lao Tzu is the captain of the Young Pioneers? Five bars! I'm going to report you to school! ”、
It's still a low roar, it's just that the captain of the Young Pioneers Corps ...... After hearing this, Ji Fanxi couldn't hold back for a while, and actually laughed.
"How dare you laugh!! What the is this school?!!! The teacher killed someone!! Tang Yan wailed.
When it came to this, Ji Fanxi also saw that Tang Yan was pretending, knowing that he wouldn't really shout, and he had some bottom in his heart.
"If you don't call Yaya's teacher back, Yaya may be out of luck."
"Oh yes, Toothy!" Hearing Yaya's name, Tang Yan hurriedly took out the phone, replied to the previous number, and pointed to Ji Fanxi while waiting to answer: "I'll settle accounts with you later!" ”
Seeing Tang Yan so nervous about a little girl who actually had nothing to do with him, Ji Fanxi suddenly felt that Tang Yan didn't seem to be so hateful.