Chapter 30: What's the picture?
His plate will have a minute cooldown, and if the opponent attacks again, he will not be able to resist!
"Who are you?" said Su Fan with difficulty.
"Liu Caixia. The little girl who was cultivating as the Great Grandmaster said calmly.
No one paid any attention to her.
Although she is strong.
But no one can accept that the name of a strong man is Liu Caixia......
Although Su Fan can tolerate others insulting his personality, he will never allow others to show off his intelligence!
"Liu Caixia?"
"If you are better than me, can you call Liu Caixia?"
"Can you kill me and mess around?"
The young man asked himself, gasped several times of cold air, and his head was a little dizzy when he sucked, and finally came to an amazing conclusion!
Really!
"Do you still write that novel?" the girl spoke again.
Well?
"What's that?" the boy had a big head.
"Fiction. ”
The young man frowned: "What is a novel?"
"It's a long, long story. ”
"Long story, can I write that?"
"Am I so vulgar?"
The boy exclaimed:
"No, no, no, this thing is called the Legend of the Immortals in my hometown, it smells and is long, and the people who listen to it are angry, and it is not interesting at all!"
Wang Hanxue on the side also hurriedly added: "Yes, yes, I have also heard of the legend about the novel, it is said that the first novel was actually created by the Supreme of the Demon World, the Cangxu Demon Saint, from that day on, it set a tone, the style is boring, lengthy, and appetizing, and it has developed for tens of thousands of years, and it has not been able to surpass the big demon, so that there was a period when there were many people who wrote novels, and when people heard the novel, they were a little sick to their stomachs, so no one was reading it, and no one was writing it." ”
"Then you must have not watched "The Ordinary Big Black Dog"," the girl frowned.
"Ordinary big black dog?"
Orange Rain Butterfly and Wang Hanxue were both surprised: "I haven't heard of it." ”
The girl shook her head speechlessly, looked at the little child in the nursery with an expression, and told "The Ordinary Big Black Dog":
"Hachiko is a wandering Chinese pastoral dog in the post station, and then was taken in by a college teacher, since then, Hachiko will pick up the master from work at the post station every day, one day, the teacher suddenly contracted an emergency and died, and Hachiko did not know the news, always waiting for the return of the master, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter......
Hachiko was forcibly taken back to the house by his uncle, sullen, and rushed out of the courtyard wall at one time and ran wildly in the direction of the post station......
Day after day, year after year......
......”
The girl spat and talked for half an hour, and smiled slightly: "This story tells us! As soon as the dog is persistent, people laugh." ”
The story is over.
The second daughter was already crying.
Su Fan was silent at the scene.
"What the hell is ......"
"It's not boring, verbose, and appetizing enough?" Su Fan smacked his lips, beat his chest and said, "It's still a tearjerker!"
The other two girls didn't bother to pay attention to him, and sobbed to themselves.
The little girl stepped forward, nodded her toes, patted the young man on the shoulder, and said:
"If you can't remember who you are, then I'll continue to tell you the novels you wrote to help you remember!"
Su Fan sighed and said: "You are telling me a novel, it is more uncomfortable than killing me, it is better to give it a good time." ”
When the girl heard this, her face wrinkled and wrinkled, and her expression was the same as when Su Fan encountered something incomprehensible.
"Now, it's another minute, your artifact should be ready to use, right?" the girl looked at the boy with bad intentions.
Well?
Teenager surprise!
The girl grew up in an instant!
Also chest and thigh length!
The clothes were all propped up......
"That's great!"
The boy spoke.
was directly split in half by a high leg splitting action!
Then it returns to its original state in seconds under the action of the plate.
But the plate doesn't seem to be 100% recovering from the injury.
Because the boy's nosebleed was still puffing out......
"Strange to say, I'm afraid of death, but I'm not afraid of you killing me. Chu Chuan looked playfully at the tall woman who had already put on his coat and said frankly.
"Actually, I don't have a name, but there are more people, and there are more. The woman hesitated for a moment, and then said, "Liu Caixia is my own name, and I have thought about it for three months."
Seeing your reaction, I'd better call back to my original name. ”
"Yes, what's your name?" asked Su Fan.
"Back then, a macho man said that I was jealous, so he called me a vinegar girl. The woman stared at Su Fan meaningfully.
"Vinegar...... Vinegar girl?!" Su Fan swallowed his saliva, looked at the woman again, and said in surprise:
"Are you the wicked man who slashed the seventy-eight ghost generals with a sword, the mysterious master who killed the five great grandmasters in the battle of Songyangyu?"
"It's not. ”
Su Fan breathed a long sigh of relief when he heard this.
But in the next second, the other party's words scared a few drops of his urine.
"I used a knife, someone wanted to kill you at that time, I went to fight with him in advance, his sword was a little interesting, it didn't hurt me, but those unlucky people were scraped to death by that person's sword qi. Songyangyu was a little embarrassed that time, I didn't look down on those five people, and I didn't want to kill people, but the peach blossoms were blooming on the mountain, and my nose was a little itchy, and I sneezed, which shook those people to death. ”
Bang!
Su Fan fell to the ground in shock.
The second daughter also recovered from Hachiko's sadness.
"Help, save what I caused?!"
"Sneezed?!"
The boy swallowed with difficulty.
He couldn't figure out what the hell was the origin of this vinegar girl.
She's so mysterious!
Silent.
There was silence for a long, long time.
Su Fan tried to speak, "But why do you want to help me?"
The woman frowned, her body swayed, she returned to the appearance of a little girl, put away her loose clothes, and said with a smile:
"If you can figure it out, you can also understand the charm of "The Ordinary Big Black Dog". ”
Su Fan was silent again.
This woman is too mysterious.
What is she doing all this?
This world is not worth ......
Weirdos are scary!
"I think we know each other. The boy said.
"Huh?"
"I know by all means. I don't know what you're doing, but you haven't sneezed at me because of your advanced cultivation, and you seem to want to remind me of something...... But what is that, what do you want me to remember?!"
Su Fan frowned: "Is it a novel? It doesn't make sense! I listened to the story of that Hachiko, I really want to vomit, how could I write that kind of disgusting thing?"
Vinegar girl, once again fell silent.
Because.
She was thinking about that too......
What is she trying to do?
This nerd doesn't remember anything anymore, and he just remembers, so what can he do?
Let this kid continue to bully himself?!
She paced slowly behind her hands.
Ponder.
Contemplation.
And Orange Rain Butterfly and Wang Hanxue just quietly watched Su Fan and the vinegar girl fight, and didn't dare to disturb.
This is a master.
They were also confused.
I really don't understand......
"Dig the grave!" The vinegar girl was stunned on the spot, and suddenly realized: "Yes, it is to dig the grave, to dig the grave!"
"Dig a grave, what grave to dig?" This time it was not only the second daughter, but even Su Fan was a stumbling person.
God's special brain hole......
I don't understand......
The vinegar girl raised her eyebrows, and an unfathomable feeling appeared on the child's face.
"You think, we're here because of this stinky boy, what are you asking me about? How do I know?"
The more she thought about it, the more right she became!
The more right you are, the more willing you want to think!
So he said with satisfaction:
"I don't know, but someone must know!"
After pondering for a long time, Su Fan's eyes lit up:
"Ghost scheme, it's a ghost! It's all because of his strange teachings, I want to be the king of the underworld, if I don't become the king of the underworld, I won't kill many ghost generals, and I won't meet that weird person, let alone when I summon Niu Xiaohei, I will involve the little senior sister in it, and I won't marry this dead girl!"
This time.
All four of them were stunned!
Wang Hanxue's forehead had three black lines floating, and she said angrily: "I am a rakshasa, not a dead girl." ”
Orange Rain Butterfly gritted her teeth and said, "If I don't come, it will be a free time for the little junior brother to fall willingly!"
The vinegar girl clapped her hands in surprise and said, "Yes, I also figured it out, I don't want anything, but this is my chance!"
Su Fan covered his forehead......
Secretly said in my heart:
No matter how they are combined......
It's not worth a Zhuge Tan......
The vinegar girl took a deep breath and a look of joy danced in her eyes!
God's special opportunity has come......
A wave of fat!
After waiting for tens of thousands of years, trapped in the ghost clan's thatched hall.
Su Fan came, and the ghost clan was in chaos.
Her chance has come!
In fact, this woman called the vinegar girl is by no means a good type.
She and Niu Xiaohei's appearance have similar cause and effect.
It's just that now she can't get a full picture of it.
The other three listened to her gossip, and the two women couldn't help but shake their heads.
But Su Fan was nodding.
The second daughter was stunned!
Su Fan is there......
That's understandable......
The master seen so far.
It's all mentally ill......