It's hard to imagine that a person can look so inhumane, with a sharp-beaked monkey cheek and a lewd face, at a glance, this is simply a superb little old man. What made Lu Feng smile even more was that the little old man's treacherous eyes were turning, and he looked like he didn't have a good heart.

What did he say?

Kidney deficiency yourself? Overindulge yourself??

Lu Feng almost slapped the idea of slapping this hateful old liar away.

If there is something else, Lu Feng may not be super speechless by this little old man, but ...... But to say that he is overindulgent is pure nonsense! He Lu Feng ...... He, Lu Feng, is still a virgin through and through!

A virgin with kidney deficiency due to overindulgence??

What international jokes? What kind of world-class joke??

"If you want to cheat two dollars, I can give you dozens of yuan to ride back to your hometown, or I can also give you an extra hundred or ten yuan, so that you can buy a bottle of poison and drink it to commit suicide, if you don't want to buy poison, you can even save money." Lu Feng said this coldly, turned around in front of the obscene little old man, and then pointed to the mountain peak on one side and continued: "See? You climb up a winding mountain road up to the top, then shout three times into the sky, 'I'm a liar, I'm a sinner, I'm a lewd,' and jump from it, and then the world is quiet and you're free! OK？ No problem, right? ”

The little old man looked at Lu Feng dumbfounded, with a very strange look on his facial expression. However, a person like him can be said to have a thicker skin than the corner of the city wall, so after just a dull face for a while, he immediately reacted, it was like changing his face, and the moment after reacting, he immediately shouted: "Am I a liar? What nonsense are you talking about, stinky boy? I am a Chinese medicine practitioner, a Chinese medicine practitioner who has been influenced by China's 5,000-year-old history and culture. Do you know what TCM means? That's me! How could I have lied to you? I have a pair of fiery eyes, old man, I can't be mistaken! ”

Saying that, in order to prove that he was like that, he quickly wiped the snot that was about to flow across the river with his sleeve, maybe it was a little itchy in the armpit, he shook his shoulders a few times, and then scratched the armpit a few times with his other hand, before Lu Feng's eyes shook his collar, brushed the corners of his clothes and trouser legs a few times with his hands, and then raised his head, straightened his chest, and lifted the little buttocks that were not plump.

He thought that his series of actions would be very handsome, very cool, very stylish, and even after tidying up his clothes, he would be able to evolve from a monkey to a human, but unfortunately he was wrong, not to mention the disgusting thing of rubbing his nose with the sleeve of his clothes, just the one who scratched his armpits with his hand sideways showed the supreme realm of obscenity.

And Lu Feng also found that when he was trying his best to show himself, the eyes of this little old man followed a passing girl who moved a distance of four or five meters, and even his eyes were shiny and shiny.

Lu Feng's eyes are very keen, because of his internal strength, it can be said that his eye sharpness is definitely no worse than that of the goshawks that have been circling in the sky! Therefore, where the little old man's eyes gathered, Lu Feng clearly captured that it was the plump and slightly writhing back buttocks of the pretty girl passing by.

Old color embryo!

Lu Feng secretly scolded in his heart, although he knew that such a sentence was not in line with the traditional virtues of respecting the old and loving the young, but this little old man was too obscene and obscene! Looking at his age, he should be at an age that can't be hard, but at such an age, this little old man is still so obscene and obscene, it is conceivable that when he was young, he should have spoiled a lot of women from good families, right? ?

And!

Most importantly, he's a liar! Shameless liar!!

Lu Feng didn't want to pay attention to this obscene little old man, passed by him, and strode over ignoring him.

The little old man saw that Lu Feng ignored him, and immediately became furious, and after a hint of strange color flashed in his eyes, he suddenly stopped Lu Feng again angrily, and said seriously: "Little brother, if you don't believe me, forget it, you actually said that I was a liar!" Do you know that this is an insult to my personality to the old man? Old man, I am not afraid of anything in my life, the only thing I am afraid of is being insulted by others! No, you said I lied to you, how did I lie to you? Looking at you like this, even if you are not kidney deficiency, you often indulge in lust, right? Hmph, don't tell me you don't touch women, and now you still smell of women's perfume! En, let me smell it, what kind of perfume is this! ”

The little old man wrinkled his nose, like a beast dog mutated by a monkey, sniffed around Lu Feng, and the sharp-beaked monkey's cheeked face showed a lewd smile, and hehe said: "Anais Anais, whose Chinese name is Cachar, is a rising star of perfume classics, and his style pursues elegance and nobility, and in the sixties when denim white shirts swept time, he was also unique, returning to romance, and taking the femininity as his own responsibility." Launched in 1978, AnaisAnais is a combination of femininity: gentleness, innocence, youthful and sentimental at the same time, an absolute classic in perfumery. The girl who can afford to use the perfume of this brand must be a delicate and cute girl. ”

After speaking, the little old man looked at Lu Feng with interest and hummed, "How is it?" Am I right, old man? If you don't know, ask the girl who left the perfume on you and ask her if I'm right! ”

"Okay, if you're right, I'll stay and see what your purpose is!"

A trace of curiosity rose in Lu Feng's heart, and at the same time, he was even more sure that this old guy was an old pervert who had indulged in flowers for many years, but out of curiosity, he still quickly dialed Mo Sangsan's phone, because the perfume on his body was indeed left by Mo Sang.

The phone rang a few times, and Mo Sansang on the other end answered the phone: "Hey, Lu Feng, is there something wrong?" ”

Lu Feng hesitated for a moment before he asked with a smile: "Sangsang, what brand of perfume do you use?" ”

Mo Sansan's delicate and beautiful little face on the other end of the phone was slightly stunned, and then a touch of shame appeared on her face, and of course, there were several big question marks on her head. After a moment of silence, she wondered, "Lu Feng, what are you doing?" Why are you asking me this question? ”

Lu Feng stretched out his hand and scratched the back of his head, he also felt that his brain was a little convulsive, this old liar with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks was fooling around, what was he messing around with him? Isn't this looking for embarrassment!!

However, what Lu Feng did not expect was that after Mo Sansang finished asking, he said softly: "Anais Anais, a French perfume, the Chinese name is Cachar. ”

Lu Feng's eyes suddenly widened, and then he said, "I know", and hung up the phone in a hurry, leaving only Mo Sangsan, who was a little shy and confused, and Shang Wende, who had a hint of discoloration and a hint of worry in his eyes.

"How? Believe it now, right? The obscene little old man looked up with his face up, looking complacent!

Lu Feng nodded silently, at first he didn't like this little old man who was a liar, but he didn't expect this little old man to know so much about perfume, at least, he also knew a skill, even if he learned to deceive people, even if it was used to deceive girls, it was also a skill, so he said lightly: "Say it!" What the hell do you mean by stopping me? ”

The obscene expression and demeanor all revealed the obscene little old man, and his smug eyes turned into annoyance, and he said seriously: "I said that you kid understand what I mean?" I said you were overindulgent, so your body is now almost hollowed out by the wine, and you have to make up for it! ”

Lu Feng himself is very smart, although it can't be compared with Wang Yumeng's demonic intelligence, but he can see through the intentions of this obscene old man at a glance! With a strange look, Lu Feng asked, "I think I understand what you do, selling medicine?" Aphrodisiac? Or an aphrodisiac? Is it the kind of Mighty King Kong Pill that can live for a few hours after eating one? Or is the golden gun not defeated? ”

The obscene little old man was slightly stunned, then looked at Lu Feng's eyes with a bright smile, nodded in a big way, he looked at Lu Feng's eyes with a teachable look, and exclaimed: "Yes, the old man, I have a kind heart, and even I suspect that since I was born, God has installed a heart of gold for me, so seeing the miserable state of your current body, I am faintly moved by compassion, so I stopped you, told you the truth, and even prepared to use me for decades, A new type of aphrodisiac that has just been developed to replenish your body. You can rest assured, my new type of aphrodisiac is definitely not just an aphrodisiac, it can not only make you vibrant, make you become a thirteen times a night, and even his greatest effect is to fundamentally improve your body, so that your physique becomes extraordinarily strong and healthy. ”

The little old man said and spoke, as if he was too thirsty, I don't know where he found a broken porcelain pot, unscrewed the lid of the pot and poured a few mouthfuls, the wafting taste, Lu Feng frowned slightly, because he could smell that the broken porcelain pot was actually filled with liquor!

In an instant, Lu Feng gave this little old man another definition:

Drinker!

Lewd and obscene perverts and drunkards, this little old man is full of bad nature!!

After a few sips, the little old man screwed the lid of the broken porcelain pot, looked at Lu Feng and said again: "Little brother, as a man, if you can't satisfy a woman, what a shame it will be?" How can such a humiliating thing happen to you, the handsome and dashing, Yushu little brother? Therefore, you should buy some of my medicine to give it a try, you can rest assured, I will pay ten for one fake here, and Tong Su will not be bullied. ”

As he spoke, the obscene old man took out a few pills wrapped in wax paper from his arms, stretched out his hand and was about to hand them to Lu Feng, while also saying, "Good things, the price is not expensive, how about it?" Do you want three or five? If you want to buy more, there are many people around you who don't lift it, and if you give it to them, it's a big gift, and the price is not expensive, only 5,000 yuan a piece. Hey...... Don't go! 4,000 ...... Oh no, three thousand, three thousand will do! ”

Lu Feng turned around and left, ignoring the obscene little old man yelling behind him!

This guy thinks he's a fool? Idiot??

A pill that doesn't know what it does, it's 5,300? What about the crooks??

Let's not say that this pill doesn't work, I don't have kidney deficiency, I don't overindulge, I'm still a virgin, why buy this? Eat more for good nosebleeds??

It's not like you're full and have nothing to do!!

So, let that lewd little old man shout in the back, and pretend not to hear!!