Chapter 2 Beauty is too active
Su Yi glanced at the personal information form filled in by Wu Feng's handwriting, and then looked at his confident appearance, and immediately thought about how to clean up this arrogant and arrogant pervert.
The fingers as white as jade tapped the table a few times, making a smacking sound, reminding Wu Feng's eyes not to sweep around.
"Tell me, what is the door number of the first room on the left before you enter the door?"
Here, it's really such a bloody problem, isn't it the ability to quickly familiarize yourself with the details and the surrounding environment? Can you be so contrived?
Wu Feng expected it to be so difficult, and quickly recalled all the details in his mind, "Report, it's the women's toilet, but I seriously suspect that the house number was temporarily pasted up, and it was all crooked!" ”
Su Yi gritted her teeth, her onion and white jade fingers quickly recorded on the paper, and asked, "On the table at the front desk, how many pots of flowers are there, what varieties are they?" ”
"Lilies, two pots, and I can tell you that there are seven beautiful blooms!"
"What's the headline on the front page of the newspaper on the reading shelf in front of where you're sitting?"
"Urban-rural integration may be a new engine for economic development!"
"The security guard on duty at the elevator door downstairs, what's his name?"
"The badge shows that his name is Tian Dazhu, his position is a safety inspector, and his subordinate department is the Ministry of Safety and Security."
……
A series of questions and answers like a few family treasures, Su Yi became more and more surprised, and the puppet old man sitting in front of Wu Feng was already dumbfounded.
Wu Feng turned his head away, stared straight at Su Yi with his eyes, swept his gaze over her breastplate, and said with a smile: "How is it?" I'll be able to succeed in the bid, Manager Su! ”
Su Yi was stunned for a moment, this handsome appearance but thief eyebrows, at first glance, he was a perverted sling, how could he have such a powerful memory ability.
"Do you think the president's security advisor only needs to memorize?"
Su Yi snorted lightly, closed the lid of the pen, crossed her fingers on the table, and asked, "Did you find anything suspicious in this room?" ”
Wu Feng smiled faintly, looked at Su Yi and the old man across the table, and said with great certainty: "Manager Su should not be from the personnel department, the badge is obviously fake, and the newly posted photo still has traces of glue, if you guess correctly, you are the president!" ”
"And the old gentleman opposite me, his face is dark, I'm afraid he has kidney disease, you have to go to the bathroom quickly, but don't hold your pee!"
After Wu Feng finished speaking, Su Yi and the old man were immediately surprised.
Su Yi hurriedly picked up the badge made by the personnel department in a hurry, and took a closer look that it was indeed a fake, but none of the people who came in before said anything.
And that old man, he does have kidney disease, how does Wu Feng know? Does he know how to heal?
Su Yi pursed her lips, her beautiful eyes narrowed slightly, and she couldn't see through this handsome strange person with Meng Lang's eyes.
"President Su, you may not be healthy, right? Recently, do you always feel insomnia and dreams, irregular diet, inaccurate menstruation, and even love to lose your temper at every turn? ”
Su Yi was stunned, "How do you know?" ”
A weird smile appeared on the corner of Wu Feng's mouth, and he said indifferently: "It doesn't matter how I know, the important thing is that you even have a fast surname. Cold, right? is so beautiful as a fairy but has no love nutrients and men's nourishment, plus work pressure, alas! ”
With a long sigh, Su Yi's face suddenly turned fiery red.
What insomnia, dreams, irregular diet, etc., is indeed because of the pressure of work, but why does Wu Feng say that he has no man to chase and no man to pain, and why is he so cold?
"I'm sorry, we weren't going to hire you!"
Su Yi was furious, picked up the folder and stood up and left, the old man thought it was really over, and hurriedly left first.
"Yo, I'm annoyed, am I really right?"
Wu Feng held his cheek with one hand, and looked at the girl paper with a proud chest, an angel face and a devil's body with a clear gaze, which was too lethal, and it was almost hooked away.
"I will never allow a morally corrupt pervert to be my president's security advisor!"
"Oh?"
Wu Feng also stood up, walked in front of Su Yi, looked squarely at this delicate face that made countless slings look up, jade carving powder, lowered his eyelids and glimpsed the full saint peak, sniffed lightly, and the virgin fragrance soaked into the tip of his nose.
"What proof does Manager Su have to prove that I'm a pervert?" Wu Feng smiled and asked, "Is it because I see through the truth that you don't eat fireworks in the world?" ”
Su Yibei clenched her teeth, blushed and said, "Look at your thief-eyed look, isn't it a pervert or something?" ”
Wu Feng nodded and sneered: "If I say that I look at someone a few more times and judge him as a pervert, then compared to your dignified personnel manager wearing a thong, I am above board, but you are stuffy in your bones!" ”
"Deep in your heart, you are desperate to have a perfect love, but you are imprisoned by huge work pressure, and there is nowhere to put the youth hormones, so you have to make endocrine disorders, the result is that you don't eat well, you don't sleep well, you lose your temper at every turn, and mistakenly think that there is no good man in the whole world who can be worthy of you, and you want to complain about the unfairness of the old moon!"
Wu Feng said as he slowly approached Su Yi, sniffing the increasingly rich virgin body fragrance and the faint smell of perfume, Wu Feng's heart was itchy, and a strong conquest ** was spontaneously born.
"Beauty, do you think I'm right?" Wu Feng lowered his head, put his mouth close to Su Yi's petite ears, and whispered with hot air: "You need a good man like me, you know!" ”
After speaking, without waiting for Su Yi's tingling and itching sensation to subside, Wu Feng raised his head and stepped back to keep a little space distance.
Feeling Su Yi's gaze that was about to breathe fire, Wu Feng licked his lips with a wicked smile.
"Also, I suggest you don't watch cavalry movies, it's not good for your health."
"You ......"
Su Yi was so angry that her face turned blue, but she was ashamed, she wanted to scold but couldn't scold, and she couldn't scold it, so she couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
It's not because she lost a bet with her girlfriend last night, so she came to work in a thong for the first time against her will, and she was quite uncomfortable, and she always felt like she wasn't wearing anything.
Therefore, she took the initiative to change her position to the side, for fear of being seen by others.
Wu Feng pretended to tie his shoes and peeked at her, which already made her extremely annoyed, and she wanted to use difficult questions to clean up this pervert who didn't know what to do, but she didn't expect Wu Feng to answer all of them correctly.
The hooligan not only knows medical skills, but also understands his own psychology, and even knows what kind of film he peeked at!
Cang Tian testified that Su Yi just wanted to confirm whether she was completely indifferent to the affairs of men and women, and she didn't think about it, and wearing a thong was also a bewitchment of her best friend, saying that the less fabric, the more you can find the superiority of being a woman.
In short, thinking of those dirty and charming pictures, as well as Wu Feng's bold blowing on his ears just now, Su Yi became more and more ashamed, and she was a little sour and unstable.
Seeing the big beauty being so angry that her chest rose and fell, and her eyes dodged, Wu Feng of course looked at it with unblinking eyes.
Moreover, I look at it very carefully, I don't look at it in vain, I still want to see it.
"Wow, sister paper, you really have enough money, there is no sponge cushion, I'm afraid there is a d!"
"Look, you dead rascal!"
Su Yi couldn't bear the shame and anger, her hands clenched into fists and beckoned to Wu Feng's head, but where was she Wu Feng's opponent, and in an instant, her pink and tender wrists were pinched in Wu Feng's hands, and the hoops were so tight that it was difficult to break free.
"Oh, beauty, the first time we met, you couldn't help flirting, if you become a colleague in the future, don't put on an office passion show with me, I can stand the test, but I can't stand the temptation!"
Su Yi was speechless, it was really a hell of a daylight, why was this person so ignorant, and the company didn't investigate first, so the perverts actually joined the competition team, angry and annoyed, and their pretty and tender faces were scarlet.
"Let it go!"
Su Yi pulled hard, but his hands were pinched by Wu Feng's left hand, and he couldn't pull them out no matter how hard he tried.
"Let go? How can I put it? Wu Feng said pitifully: "Holding the hand of the son, growing old with the son, you have taken the initiative to hold my hand, rest assured, I am the most particular about commitment, I will be good to you for the rest of my life!" ”
"Hooligans!"
Su Yi didn't get rid of it, but stared at Wu Feng coldly, I really had never seen such a helpless hooligan in my life, playing with a surname. Disturbed, all played to Baiye Trading Group, thieves are bold and colorful, which is really rare in the world.
The two were in a stalemate for almost a minute, Su Yi thought that Wu Feng was unprepared, so he was about to stomp on Wu Feng's upper with high heels, but as soon as the leg was raised, Wu Feng leaned around, and Su Yi, who was unstable, immediately fell into Wu Feng's arms.
The delicate body is in his arms, the fragrance is fragrant, and before Wu Feng has time to enjoy the softness and fragrance of his hair, the door is opened, and a sweet-looking girl paper comes into view.
"Ah, President, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything!"
The good sweet girl immediately covered her eyes with her hands and couldn't bear to look at it directly, but Su Yi was very angry.
Being held by a man for the first time in her life, Su Yi's face was full of blushing and exhaling, but when she smelled Wu Feng's strong manly breath, she was so nervous that she forgot to breathe.
"Beauty, wait, don't go!"
Seeing the good eyebrows, Wu Feng immediately let go of Su Yi, and looked at the pretty woman who had just broken in by mistake with his eyes, isn't she the sister of the stone?
Su Yi was originally annoyed, but when she saw the ruffian in front of her let go of herself, she actually made eye contact with her secretary, and a famous fire rushed to her head, is she worse than the secretary?
"Little sister, you may not know me, but I will never mistake you!"
Wu Feng directly ignored Su Yi's resentful eyes, walked in front of the pretty and tender stone sister, and like a brother, he held her shoulder, but looked at her vigorously.
Indeed, I am not mistaken.
It's the sister of the stone guy, but I'm even more beautiful than the photos, especially the two dimples with a shallow smile, which are very cute, a pair of big black eyes, smart and lively, as if they can speak, and it's very cute.
Wu Feng was even more sure that Shi's parents were completely distracted when they were making stones, and his father should shoot him at the wall.
"You, know me?"
"That's, I'm your brother's iron buddy!"
Wu Feng's eyes were staring motionless, like a scanner, how could there be such a big gap between brothers and sisters in the world? It's weird.
"But I don't know you!"
"Don't mind, I'm overseas with your brother, he doesn't mention you much, your name is Shi Ling'er, right?"
The two of them were talking, but they forgot about the dignified president Su Yi, who was so angry that Su Yi snorted coldly, and stomped his feet and twisted his thin waist to grab the door.
Out of the corner of Wu Feng's eyes, he saw that plump and round buttocks swayed with the pace of progress, the ripple in his heart, it was really a superlative, it must feel very soft to the touch, if she could lie on the desk, her buttocks were slightly upright, and then from behind, it would definitely be refreshing.
"I don't have any brother, you must have recognized the wrong person, I'm sorry, I have something to do first!"
After speaking, Shi Ling'er dodged and left, stumbling towards Su Yi in her high heels.
"Interesting beautiful president's pretty secretary, I'm still sure of this security guard!"
Wu Feng made up his mind, slowly followed behind, and followed all the way to the tea rest room.
Su Yi took a temporary break here, naturally no one dared to stay here, and Su Yi was the only one in the entire tea rest room who was playing with her mobile phone with Erlang's legs, and her slender straight and round legs made the black silk tightly wrapped, which made people think about it.
", the local tyrant is gold, Zhen Nima is rich!"
Wu Feng stood in the distance and sighed in his heart, more admiring the beautiful legs, and the stone sister who was waiting respectfully beside Su Yi had already spoken.
"President, Yuan Gongzi asked you if you had time after work, he wanted to ask you for dinner, and said that you must go, and many classmates came."
"Tell him I don't have time, and I'm not in the mood!"
Su Yi didn't take his eyes off the screen of the Apple phone, and said while playing: "You tell him that if you really want to please me, let his father pay the balance quickly, otherwise don't blame me for not remembering classmates." ”
"Oh!"
Sister Shi snorted, and when she looked up, she saw Wu Feng at the door. "Hey, you, why don't you leave, I've already said it, I don't have any brother!"
Wu Feng wondered, could it be that the stone lied?
"This birdman, it's not like it, everyone is dead, and I want to pit Lao Tzu once, I'm not his father!"
After thinking about it, Wu Feng still felt that it was more important to mention this matter later, and now the most important thing is to find a way to stay, as the so-called building near the water gets the moon first, the president with a stunner surname and the pretty and obedient secretary, knock down one of them and make a profit, if there are two......
Shaking his head with a smile, Wu Feng turned a deaf ear to Shi Ling'er's angry glare, and walked behind Su Yi, "President Su, have you had enough?" ”
Su Yi tilted her head slightly, and when she saw that the hooligan hadn't left, she dared to follow her to the rest room, and instantly recovered the posture of the eldest lady, "Have I had enough fun, what's your business." ”
Wu Feng pulled out a chair and sat next to Su Yi, watching her play with her mobile phone, and after two seconds, he snatched the local tyrant gold violently, "President Su, I don't care what you think, anyway, I answered all the questions correctly, and I should have been officially hired......"
"Stop, stop, okay?"
Su Yi stood up, clasped her hands in front of her chest, and said with a light smile: "You really need this job?" But I'm not going to hire you. ”
"yes, I really need this job!"
Wu Feng stood up and looked directly at Su Yi: "Don't hide it from you, I have an eighty-year-old mother and a group of wives and concubines, and the whole family is counting on this job to support me!" ”
As soon as the words fell, Wu Feng had already successfully broken through the game after Su Yi had never been able to play the game, and the local tyrant Jin sent out a pleasant ringtone for the success of the game.
"That's it?"
Su Yi was surprised that he could still play a game while talking and clear the level.
Wu Feng returned the phone to Su Yi with a worried face, and by the way, glanced at the delicate breasts that wanted to burst out.
Through the gap between the buttons of the shirt, Wu Feng vaguely saw the purple lace, this faintly visible hazy feeling, it was really unsettling, and he couldn't wait to tear the shirt to pieces, and it was a pleasure to watch.
Of course, wouldn't it be more refreshing if you could eat a grape or something?
Women are naturally sensitive to men's lustful gaze, and the moment Wu Feng looked at Su Yi, Su Yi had already secretly shouted victory, this man is a man, and they are all animals that are left and right by the lower body.
Is it the self that is more attractive, or the secretary who is more eye-catching? Su Yi already has an answer.
"Then, you give me a reason to convince me first!"
Su Yi tightened her waist slightly, making her full chest more straight, and Wu Feng's eyes were really stunned.
Cough! Cough!
Wu Feng laughed dryly, his eyes reluctantly moved away from the snow-white of the collar of Su Yi's shirt, cleared his throat and said, "Mr. Su, you should be able to see that I am not only a surname. sense, and feel the surname. ”
Flutter!
Before Wu Feng finished speaking, Su Yi was already trembling with laughter, the mobile phone in his hand was not steady, and he fell to the ground with a snap.
"Hey, hey, it's okay to be serious!"
Wu Feng has a clear eye, and said 1510: "My biggest advantage is that I am very handsome, and the biggest disadvantage is that I am not handsome enough." ”
"What's more, life is too short to have a surname. sense, if you recruit me as your security consultant, fight and brawl to support the field, it is absolutely high-end and high-grade, low-key luxury has connotation, isn't it? ”
Su Yi really couldn't laugh anymore, her right hand was propped up on the edge of the table, her left hand covered her mouth and laughed wildly, the whole person was almost unable to stand, and the stone sister on the side was already squatting on the ground with her stomach in her arms, and her little face was red with happiness.
"You, you're really a bit interesting, okay, seeing that you are so persistent in the position of security guard, then Miss Ben will fulfill your wishes, but you have to survive the probation period!"
Su Yi stood up straight, covered her mouth and giggled, winked at Shi Ling'er, and walked away gracefully with her high heels.
"President Su, wait, let's have a cup of coffee and talk about life and ideals?" Wu Feng shouted at the top of his voice.
"Okay, let's report from the security department on the first floor!"
Shi Ling'er laughed secretly, muttered and picked up Su Yi's love madness that had fallen to the ground and hurriedly chased him out.
Ground floor, Safety & Security Department.
He Liang, the department manager, hung up the phone, rubbed a pair of fat big hands, squeezed out a smiling face with horizontal flesh on his face, and looked at Wu Feng who came to report with half-squinted eyes.
"Hehe, I thought the security guard personally recruited by the president would be so good, but I didn't expect it to be a thin vegetable like you."
"Ho Ho, Manager He said with a smile, you are the president's dish, little brother, I am far behind!"
He Liang hummed without thinking, and felt that something was wrong, and stared at Wu Feng fiercely with angry eyes. "I'll you, you're a dish."
"Yes, yes, I'm a vegetable, I'm a rookie, then Manager He, this is the entry application form I got from the personnel department, after you sign it, I will be officially hired."
Wu Feng handed over the application form with a smile, only to see Manager He holding the pen in a strange posture, and writing the strange word "He Liang" on the signature column.
"Okay, it's said that it's the president's special security consultant, in fact, you're also a security guard, and you have to be the president on hand, understand?"
"I understand, I will always be ready to sacrifice myself heroically for the president!"
Wu Feng took the watch and went straight to the personnel department, but He Liang behind him smiled coldly.