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Yang Chuan opened the test paper casually, and was soon stunned by the first question.

The first question is a language question, but the question is a bit strange.

The topic is: "May I ask who is the ** of Liang Qichao's son's wife?" ”

Can it be a little more bizarre?

At this moment, Yang Chuan felt that there were suddenly 10,000 grass and mud horses roaring and galloping through his heart.

Yang Chuan wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and said secretly in his heart: "Who is this topic?" ”

At the same time, the bald teacher standing on the side looked at Yang Chuan's expression of wiping sweat and sneered in his heart: "Fight with me, just this question can kill you in seconds, and let you know what it means to have a sky outside the sky and someone outside the world." ”

Yang Chuan raised his head and saw the sneer on the corner of the bald teacher's mouth, and quickly guessed in his heart that it must be this obscene old guy's question. Otherwise, where would ordinary normal people have such a question, and who is the wife of Liang Qichao's son?

You're fucking like a private detective, spying on other people's ** every day.

Although he felt that the topic was very obscene, Yang Chuan still had to be patient.

After carefully reading the question again, Yang Chuan felt that this question was not simple. First of all, this question is both like {}{小} 3w.ybdu language question and very similar to history question, after all, the characters that appear above are both historical figures and characters.

Fortunately, Yang Chuan is a human being in two lifetimes, otherwise ordinary people really don't know about this topic.

As we all know, Liang Qichao was the main leader of the Wuxu Reform Law in the late Qing Dynasty, and his article "Young China Says" can be said to be familiar to everyone. And his son is the famous architect Liang Sicheng who has participated in the design of the national emblem, and Liang Sicheng's wife is an equally famous architect, poet and writer.

Thinking of this, Yang Chuan filled in the correct answer.

After writing it, he secretly said disdainfully in his heart: "Damn! I thought I was a rookie and didn't know, so I told you that Lao Tzu could add a question to you, who is the wife of Liang Qichao's son's wife? ”

After the first question, Yang Chuan began to look at the second question.

However, when Yang Chuan saw the title of the second question, countless black lines suddenly appeared on his head.

The second question is a math problem, although the question is not so bizarre but definitely enough to cheat.

The title is: "I borrowed 500 yuan from my father, borrowed another 500 yuan from my mother, bought a pair of leather shoes for 970 yuan, and the remaining 30 yuan was 10 yuan for my father, 10 yuan for my mother, and 10 yuan for myself, I owe 490 yuan to my father, and I owe 490 yuan to my mother, which adds up to 980 yuan, and then add my 10 yuan, a total of 990 yuan, where did the last 10 yuan go?" ”

"I'll fuck you!" Seeing this, Yang Chuan couldn't help but scold in his heart: "Lao Tzu is just a little junior high school student, is it necessary to give me such a cheating math problem?" What is this ten yuan and that ten yuan, it makes people dizzy when they see it. ”

Seeing Yang Chuan's head full of black lines, the uniformed female teacher couldn't help but sneer proudly in her heart.

This question was her answer, in order to be able to stump Yang Chuan, it took her a whole night to find a novel and difficult question, and she believed that Yang Chuan would never be able to answer this question.

Indeed, in this era when the Internet has not yet been popularized and information has not yet exploded like the future generations, this question is simply difficult for ordinary students.

It's a pity that Yang Chuan was a human being in two lives, and he was a standard otaku in his previous life. In addition to playing games and watching island movies in Internet cafes every day, he often uses Qiandu to search for all kinds of strange exam questions, so this question is not difficult for him at all.

In fact, it is not difficult to solve this question, the key is whether the person can jump out of the shackles of inertial thinking logic.

To use a simple analogy, it's like I borrowed you ten dollars and spent them, and then I asked you where the ten dollars went. In fact, this is a change of concept, and the important factor of leather shoes in it is ignored.

However, mathematics is rigorous, so Yang Chuan had to write out the solution process.

500+500=1000

1000=970+30

1000－10－10=970+10

490+490=970+10

Looking at this equation, it should be understood that he counted his ten yuan with the money he owed to his parents, not with the money he paid for leather shoes, so the answer would naturally be wrong.

Next, Yang Chuan made a few very strange and cheating questions.

An hour later, Yang Chuan finally stretched his waist and said, "I'm done with everything." ”

Seeing that Yang Chuan was done, Zhou Yuqing said with a smile: "Yang Chuan, you are doing it much faster than I imagined." ”

In fact, Zhou Yuqing had read this test paper before, and there were many questions in it that he couldn't do. Not to mention the other questions in the back, even the first question can make people dizzy.

"Uh-huh!" Seeing that Yang Chuan had finished the test paper, the bald teacher snorted coldly and said, "Give me the test paper, I don't believe that you are so good that you can pass this test paper." When you finish correcting this paper, you will be expelled from school! ”

Yang Chuan handed over the test paper and didn't bother to pay attention to him, then turned around and left.

There is really no need for a villain like a bald teacher to worry about him, wait for the test paper to be changed, Yang Chuan can naturally use the facts to slap his face. You must know that many things are not just said by mouth, strength is the first place.

After handing in the test papers, Xiao Jinlian stepped forward and asked in a low voice, "Yang Chuan, how did you do in the exam?" ”

Yang Chuan turned his head and smiled: "Teacher, don't worry, everything is going well." ”

Hearing Yang Chuan's words, I don't know why Xiao Jinlian suddenly felt relieved.

Unconsciously, in her heart, Yang Chuan is no longer the bad student she used to be, on the contrary, she feels similar to that of an adult.

Half an hour later, the bald teacher and the uniformed female teacher changed the test papers, and their faces became darker and darker.

Zhou Yuqing looked at them and asked, "How about the test paper, have you finished correcting it?" ”

"This."

When the bald teacher heard Zhou Yuqing's question, he stammered and couldn't say a word.

Seeing this situation, Zhou Yu said with a cold face: "If you have anything to say, just say it directly, why are you spitting and spitting?" ”

"Headmaster, we've already corrected the exam papers." Helpless, the bald teacher had no choice but to reply.

"Oh!" Zhou Yuqing nodded and asked, "Then what is the final result?" ”

"This." The bald teacher hesitated for a moment and said, "This test paper is still the principal, you can read it yourself!" ”

After speaking, he handed the test paper to Zhou Yuqing.

Seeing that the test paper was handed over to the principal, Xiao Jinlian was also extremely nervous at the moment. Although she didn't take the exam by herself, she felt more uneasy than her own exam at this moment, and the sweat on her head slowly fell down.

Seeing this scene, Yang Chuan handed her a tissue and said with a smile: "Teacher, don't be nervous, everything is fine." ”

Xiao Jinlian took the paper and wiped the sweat on her forehead, nodded vigorously and said, "Well, the teacher believes in you." ”

At this time, Zhou Yuqing took the test paper and glanced at it, immediately stood up and shouted: "Full score!" ”

The bald teacher said bitterly: "Although we don't believe it, it is indeed a perfect score after several inspections." ”

"How is this possible?" Zhou Yuqing said with a face full of disbelief: "For such a difficult question, Yang Chuan actually got full marks for all of them. ”

The bald teacher and the uniform teacher are also smiling bitterly at the moment, in fact, in their hearts, they don't want to see the fact that Yang Chuan has a full score.

Xiao Jinlian, who came back to her senses, hugged Yang Chuan and shouted with a smile: "Yang Chuan, did you hear that? You're a perfect score! ”

Yang Chuan, who was hugged tightly by Xiao Jinlian, looked extremely embarrassed at this time, because his head was buried deep in the middle of the other party's cleavage.

Although Xiao Jinlian is his teacher, she is also an adult in her thirties, and women of this age exude a seductive femininity. Yang Chuan, whose body has reached puberty, smelled this scent of sexuality, and reacted unconsciously.

Fortunately, no one noticed him at the moment, otherwise it would be too big to blatantly make this charge in front of the teacher. Even if you don't get expelled for cheating on the city mock exam, then you will be kicked out of school because of personal style problems.

Fortunately, Xiao Jinlian let go of him after hugging him for a while, and smiled happily: "Yang Chuan, you are so amazing!" ”

"Ahem~!" Yang Chuan coughed and said embarrassedly: "Teacher, it's just a normal performance." ”

Although he said this, Yang Chuan's heart was also very proud at this time.