Chapter 31 Accompanying the Tiger to Find a Husband
"Lele, Sister Chang, you ...... Listen to me......"
"It's all a misunderstanding, an absolute misunderstanding, I just want to receive an email!"
Wu Feng's heart seemed to have fallen into an ice cave, and he felt a chill from the bottom of his heart.
Chang Lele should have been standing at the door for a few seconds, and after the video was played, Wu Feng thought that Zhang Cao's two families might break out into a super fight, and he was secretly happy in his heart, but he laughed.
However, in Chang Lele's eyes, what he saw was Wu Feng staring at the computer desktop wallpaper.
That wallpaper, but the only bikini photo I have so far, even my father has never seen it, actually, I actually let this big pervert see it.
Moreover, he admired it for so long and smiled......
Chang Lele's nose was sore, his eyes were red, and an urge to cry suddenly appeared.
But where would she be like other little girls, who were peeped at and secret, only knew that she was shy and crying, and in the next second, she had already walked into the study with her head held high and gritted her teeth.
Approaching step by step, Wu Feng could feel the murderous aura on Chang Lele's body.
The reason why female men can be called men, rather than female devils, is because they not only have a woman's exquisite and beautiful appearance as a disguise, but also have a man's strong heart and action, and have enough powerful lethal and destructive power.
Obviously, Chang Lele is now an active volcano that is about to blow out.
"Hey, hey, the heroine, the goddess, the female man, the eldest sister, can we have something to say!!"
Wu Feng stood up and slowly retreated step by step, almost reaching the corner of the wall with no way out.
"Okay, right?"
Chang Lele's eyes were full of anger, and his moving joints made a crackling sound, "Have you seen enough?" Is it good-looking? ”
Wu Feng was not afraid, but afraid of embarrassment.
It's a Chang family here, eating other people's people, living in other people's houses, and when he turns around, he fights with the little heroine, and when it spreads, Wu Feng thinks that he has the prestige of his first brother, and it's strange that he is discredited.
"Good, good-looking, beautiful, really beautiful!"
Chang Lele's frosty face squeezed out a smile, but he was still getting closer and closer.
"So, you just have a good evaluation?"
Wu Feng was embarrassed, he knew how to appreciate where to know the comments, and he had never passed the middle school Chinese exam at all.
"This skin is delicate and shiny, the body is bumpy, and then the eyes are rippling, oh no, it's clear and moving......"
Wu Feng is a little slurred, he can do anything to kill people and fight, but he can be entangled by this woman, bullshit military skills and tactics, and women don't eat this set, so naturally it's all not good.
Chang Lele approached the corner and looked at Wu Feng with a sneer, "Say, you are the first and the last to see this photo, if you have any last words, I can help you bring them." ”
Words?
, Wu Feng completely scolded Chang Yilin thousands of times in his heart.
If he can't raise his godfather, how did he educate his daughter, how could such a tigress be spoiled.
"Forget the last words, didn't I take the initiative to ask you just now, you said the password yourself before I turned on the computer, I didn't see it by accident."
Wu Feng tried to make a final defense, and the court sentence also allowed the criminal to make a final self-statement, as if Wu Feng was like that.
"Also, the photos and you yourself are very beautiful, and the figure is super good, I am holding the attitude of art appreciation, sincere appreciation, absolutely no blasphemy!"
"Really?" Chang Lele sneered, "But you've already seen it, go die!" ”
Saying that, Chang Lele was a swift and powerful hook fist that rushed to Wu Feng's door, the momentum was so great, the strength was full, and the murderous aura was bursting, Wu Feng naturally quickly bent down and dodged.
"I'll rub, you're still coming really!"
Wu Feng shouted, and he was able to dodge Chang Lele's heavy blow, and then he used his arms to block Chang Lele's fast punch attacks one after another.
Finally, a fleeting opportunity, Wu Feng hurriedly dodged and jumped out of the corner, but he still didn't fight back, just dodged Chang Lele's attack.
There were few people who could catch so many moves from him before, and Chang Lele saw that he couldn't beat Wu Feng, and even used his feet.
Bang!
Chang Lele's sandals on his delicate little feet kicked Wu Feng's head sideways with the sound of whirring wind, Wu Feng bent down to dodge, and Chang Lele's roundabout kick came again.
Wu Feng didn't plan to fight back, so he could only retreat step by step, but along the way, many things were still kicked down by Chang Lele.
In the study, there was a loud crackling sound.
Chen Hui was startled, threw down the tablet and rushed to the door of the study, the scene in front of her frightened her, and she just wanted to scream, but Chang Yilin behind her covered her mouth.
Letting go of his hand, Chang Yilin gave Chen Hui a silent gesture, and the two of them, one old and one young, stood at the door with different expressions to watch the show.
Chang Lele didn't know what was crazy, he actually attacked Wu Feng with a fatal move, and the idiot-like Wu Feng actually played, with a smile on his face, he successfully dodged again and again, and he was extremely provocative to tease Chang Lele to attack.
The two of them had a lot of fun in the small study, and it didn't take long for Chang Lele to stop his fists and feet, bend down and put his hands on his knees and began to gasp.
Perverted!
Totally perverted!
Wu Feng has always been able to swim around her very closely, but no matter how he punches or kicks, he can't always attack Wu Feng, he is like a loach, very slippery.
"Come on, go on!"
Wu Feng twisted his neck and moved his waist with a hippie smile, as if he had just warmed up.
"You, if you have a kind of fight with me, you will fight against me, and if you win the old lady, I will let you dispose of it, otherwise, the old lady will definitely abolish you!!"
Chang Lele's eyes were full of resentment and resentment, gritting his teeth and launching a new wave of offensives, Chang Yilin at the door finally spoke up.
"Stop!"
With a burst of applause, Chang Yilin walked into the scattered study, "Ten of you are not his opponent!" ”
"Dad!"
Chang Lele immediately snorted, walked to Chang Yilin's side with an indignant face, held Chang Yilin's arm, and glared at Wu Feng with fiery eyes, "He's a big hooligan and a big pervert, I'm ...... I must do it for the people! ”
"Team Chang, this is all a misunderstanding, I used Lele's computer with her sister's permission, but she came into the house, not saying that I peeked at something I shouldn't have seen!"
As he spoke, Wu Feng pointed to the computer screen that had been kicked by Chang Lele vigorously and knocked over to the ground before it was broken, and Chang Lele's three-point bikini surname photo was particularly eye-catching.
"No, not looking!"
Chang Lele immediately let go of Chang Yilin's hand, rushed to the screen and quickly pulled out the line.
Chang Yilin also straightened his eyes, when did his daughter become so mature and beautiful, and he, as a father, didn't know yet.
"Ahem!"
Chang Yilin's old face turned red, he didn't expect Wu Feng to see such a precious photo of his daughter, and Chen Hui, who was still stunned at the door, also showed a smile on his face, he really didn't expect Chang Lele, who was very arrogant, to dare to take such a hot photo.
"Sister Lele, I really didn't mean to offend, I promise, I won't go out and talk nonsense!"
"Fuck off, who's your sister!"
Chang Lele picked up the screen and put it on the table angrily, and picked up the books and pen stands that were scattered on the ground, Chen Hui also hurriedly walked into the house to help clean up, but Wu Feng looked at Chang Yilin with an innocent face.
"You come out with me!"
Chang Yilin said, and left the study with his hands behind his back, Wu Feng carefully avoided Chang Lele's fierce eyes, and hurriedly followed to the living room.
Sitting on the sofa with only half of his buttocks, Wu Feng put his legs together, straightened his waist, put his hands on his knees, and looked straight ahead with his eyes, putting on a posture of humbly accepting criticism and education.
Chang Yilin snorted coldly and sat opposite, holding a bowl of gruel and eating it slowly for a while before putting the bowl on the coffee table.
"Tell me, how can I compensate my daughter?"
"Report to the chief, I will vouch for the dignity and credibility of a soldier, oh no, with the dignity and credibility of a man, I will keep it confidential and tight-lipped, and I will never leak the data of Sister Lele's measurements!!"
Chang Yilin gritted his teeth, this dead pig is really not afraid of boiling water. "It seems that you haven't worked abroad in vain all these years!"
"Report to the chief, except for making a personal promise, I can agree to any condition!"
"Promise by example? Damn, which green onion are you? ”
Chang Yilin smashed the spoon at Wu Feng's head as he spoke, but Wu Feng quickly dodged it.
At this time, Chen Hui and the two of them, who had simply cleaned up the study, also came to the living room, Chang Lele still glared at Wu Feng with fierce eyes, and Chen Hui looked compassionate, very sympathetic to Wu Feng's experience.
"Lele, you sit!"
Chang Yilin patted his side and let Chang Lele sit beside him, before he said seriously: "Your brother Wu Feng has realized his mistakes from the ideological point of view, and after my profound criticism and education, and his self-criticism and reflection, he decided to make up for the sins he committed with actions. ”
Wu Feng was surprised, and Chang Lele looked dazed.
"From today on, he will wholeheartedly help you find a suitable boyfriend to marry as soon as possible, if it really doesn't work, then he will serve you as a cow and a horse for the rest of his life, how about it?"
When Chang Lele heard this, his eyes immediately lit up and he clapped his hands.
And Wu Feng was naturally unhappy, he just felt the need to chase Su Yi to marry him home as a big wife, and then let Chen Hui fall in love with him, how to say that a successful man must have a wife and a concubine.
If Shi Ling'er's sister is willing, Wu Feng is also willing to accept her as a little girl, and Shui Lingling's lively sister paper can be eye-catching at any time.
But Chang Lele, a 24-year-old tigress who married late, Wu Feng resolutely didn't want to touch it, and the ghost knew if she would take a pair of scissors to click off her life in the middle of the night.
"Chang Team, you, you are a serious violation of human morality and discipline, I protest, I don't accept it!"
Wu Feng resolutely did not accept the posture, so angry that Chang Lele immediately puffed up his cheeks, and his fists suddenly clenched to hit someone.
"The protest is invalid, if you don't accept it, from tomorrow onwards, you will accompany Lele to find a boyfriend, for a period of one year, and if you don't succeed, you will become a benevolent!"
Chang Yilin made a judgment with a wave of his hand, and did not forget to give Wu Feng a wink, obviously threatening with CX-07, this favor Wu Feng had to repay.
Shaking his head secretly, Wu Feng glanced at Chen Hui pitifully, but Chen Hui smiled and said goodbye, both of them knew in their hearts that when they met such a strange pair of father and daughter, Wu Feng couldn't hide this time.
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