"Don't be so serious, come, give Ye Le one!" Tang Yan walked up to Hei Mei with a smile, and suddenly stretched out his hand to grab Hei Mei's towering breasts......

"It's true...... Oops, so soft! is not as strong as Ji Fanxi, but it is obviously one size bigger than her. ”

Hei Mei was completely stupid, she never thought that Tang Yan would suddenly come and play with her breasts, she stood there stupidly and let Tang Yan touch enough, until Tang Yan's other hand also grabbed her other side of her breasts, Hei Mei finally woke up.

Kicking back two steps in a row, there is no mechanism to deal with this kind of thing in Heimei's program, which has to be said that the designers of this prison system did not expect that there would be such a low-limit guy as Tang Yan in this world......

"It feels good, it seems that your level of simulation is very high. I don't know if each part has such a high degree of simulation, black girl, you said that if I mate with you, will it be considered a broken child's body? ”

Speechless......

can only be speechless......

Hei Mei finally made the only reaction, turned her head and ran away, and disappeared in front of Tang Yan's eyes in an instant.

"Hey, you're too faceless, aren't you? I just put forward a hypothesis, and it hasn't been put into practice yet, and you actually ran away, do you know that you hurt a teenager's heart like this? Tang Yan spit out as if he had been greatly wronged.

There were already more than a dozen people waiting for Tang Yan in the room, and after a glance, Tang Yan immediately separated a few men and a few women among these people, just like Su Qin knew a flock—only one woman, and the others were all men.

Tang Yan understood that these people in front of him were criminals, and he needed to choose one of them to communicate with them in order to obtain an auxiliary skill.

"The boy is good, even the secretary dares to tease......" said a thin and withered man with a grin.

A guy in the crowd who wore glasses and looked more like a university professor than a criminal slowly raised his head: "Idiot, he is directly starting, why not teasing?" Tell me how it feels? I've wanted to touch it for a long time, but I've never dared to do it. ”

It seems that the reason why professors are called beasts is by no means the hatred of the common people for intellectuals.

"We can exchange our experience of picking up girls, but you have to guess if my auxiliary skills are pickled girls!" A non-mainstream white boy squinted his eyes, as if hinting at Tang Yan something.

"If you want to learn to pick up girls, you have to learn from my sister and me, and my sister can also teach you kung fu in bed to ensure that you want to die. Little brother, sister hurts you......" The only woman took a step forward, pulled her collar down a little with both hands, revealing a deep cleavage, and deliberately touched herself. The tip of his tongue licked back and forth on his bright red lips, his eyes were blurred, and the seduction was overflowing.

"You're an old woman in your forties, so don't think about old cows eating tender grass. I see that this kid's face is extremely moist, and it is clearly the appearance of peach blossoms, and he should really avoid women in this life. "The person who said this is a guy with three long beards under his chin, small triangular eyes, and eyebrows that are much longer than ordinary people.

Fortunately at the beginning, these people just opened their mouths one by one, and soon they became their own words, but the purpose was the same, that is, they all hoped that Tang Yan would choose them.

Tang Yan is not in a hurry, anyway, these times are equal to zero in the real world, he simply watches these guys fight for me. When he was tired of standing, he pulled a chair from the side, and after sitting down, he made a pot of tea from the table, slowly sipping the tea, and continued to watch the guys arguing.

"Okay, you only care about fighting for yourselves, and don't look at what that kid is doing." Someone finally realized this, and the gang looked at Tang Yan together, and when they saw that Tang Yan was drinking tea for a long time, they looked at each other.

"Leave me alone, you continue to argue, I like to listen to you, it's more lively than the Spring Festival Gala." Tang Yan looked like he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, but in fact, he wanted to use the infighting of these people to try to see what skills he might learn from them.

"We are a bunch of old gangsters, and we were tricked by a hairy boy." The guy who said before that Tang Yan was destined to commit peach blossoms shook his head and sighed.

"Little brother, sister, you can play with it!" The only woman didn't give up, she stepped forward, and she couldn't wait to put her chest on Tang Yan's face.

Tang Yan squinted his eyes, looked carefully at the deep groove on the woman's chest, and said seriously: "Auntie, it's sagging ......."

"Stinky boy, you ......" The woman was suddenly embarrassed, but the guys behind her laughed in unison, and the thin and withered guy rolled directly on the ground with laughter.

When they had laughed enough, Tang Yan stood up, pointed at those people and said, "You were probably a fake Taoist priest before, right?" Your support skills are nothing more than fortune-telling, and you can also eat by your mouth. ”

"You, sanctimonious, I'm afraid you came in guilty of molesting a schoolgirl, right? Can't pick up girls well, what can I learn from you? ”

"As for you, auntie, can you use your hands if you want to be dissatisfied, don't be ashamed! Was it an old bustard before? ”

"You're a thief...... You're probably a butcher on a rainy night...... Strong|Fuck off, the master will kill you...... Dismount the officials and go, does Lao Tzu learn to eat and drink with you? Paralysis, look at your thief's eyebrows, you look like a human trafficker, ah, I'll fight! Smoke can't kill you...... What do you do? Touching the Golden Captain? Do you know if you have been poisoned by corpses, stay away from Lao Tzu, don't infect you...... Just look at your hand and know that you are a gambler, and you have been caught and chopped off, right? I'll you, you're younger than me, aren't you? What's wrong? High-tech crime? Are you a hacker? You, you, you, you're talking about you, don't want to hide, look at your size, you should have been a cook before, how did you come in as a chef, is it poisoning the guests in the dish? ”

…………

Tang Yan pointed to those people and said the past one by one, of course, it was difficult to say all of them right, but he also said that he was not far from ten, which shocked those people a lot.

"Don't look at the master with such adoring eyes, Lao Tzu was with people like you when he was breastfeeding, and he could guess when he smelled it. It's really nerve-wracking, why don't you feel like you can't learn anything? What a broken system, clean up some unpopular stealing chickens and dogs, my time in this hour is in vain. Tang Yan sighed sadly, his face was full of expressions of hatred for iron and steel, and he seemed to be quite dissatisfied with the "quality" of these people.

Seeing that the gang couldn't bear it anymore and almost stormed out en masse, Tang Yan finally pointed to a man in his fifties who was on crutches and said, "It's just you, the others can kneel down." ”

As soon as he said this, the rest of the criminals disappeared in an instant as if they had never existed, leaving Tang Yan and the man who had lost his legs in the entire room.

"Why did you choose me? My legs ......" The man didn't quite understand Tang Yan's choice.

"Polio, born with a disability, a disabled person can mix in this group of people, think you should always have your uniqueness. What did you do to get in? ”

Hearing this, the man seemed to understand a little better, and then grinned, and ran around Tang Yan in a circle.

This move, Tang Yan was dumbfounded, this speed is a little faster than that of those with sound legs. Tang Yan thinks that his running speed is already very fast among ordinary people, but compared to this guy, he is dwarfed.

"That's the auxiliary skill you can teach me? What is this? Is it light? Tang Yan watched dumbfounded as the man ran a few laps and then turned left on the ground and hit him heavily, his body floated high, and he fell several times in an instant, and finally simply supported himself on the ground on a single crutch, and the whole person stood upside down on the tip of the crutch.

The man landed lightly and resumed the posture of crutch support: "Without legs, the strength of the hands is naturally more sufficient." ”

Tang Yan showed a rare look of surprise, and scratched his head: "You mean that the skill you plan to teach me is Popeye eating spinach?" ”

"Popeye?" The man was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, in that cartoon, Popeye didn't just eat spinach and his arm suddenly thickened several times, and then he was infinitely powerful.

"I can't turn you into Popeye, my two arms, that's the result of decades of hard work."

"Then you're running around me to dry your hair? You think you're Liu Xiang, but if you run the hurdles in that posture just now, the referee will sentence you to a violation, right? ”

The man smiled bitterly, Tang Yan's thinking jumped really much, and normal people couldn't keep up at all.

"Hurry up, why are you still stunned, what skills can you teach me?"

"Acupuncture." When the man said these three words, there was a look of pride on his face.

Tang Yan stood up abruptly and grabbed the man's arms: "What did you say?" Acupuncture? You repeat, what exactly? ”

"It's acupuncture!" Seeing Tang Yan so excited, the man was even more proud, he thought that Tang Yan's excitement was shocked by acupuncture.

"Needle your sister! You weren't sent by that dead from the black girl to play with me, did you? Acupuncture? Lao Tzu was fooled! I want to return it! Tang Yan grabbed the man's arms and shook them back and forth, shouting hoarsely.

The man was completely stunned: "My ancestor is the medical saint Zhang Zhongjing, although my family is only a side branch, but acupuncture is unparalleled in the world!" ”

"Lift your sister! There is no other in the world, and you have made yourself into this virtue? Tang Yan pointed to the man's legs and continued to yell.

The man's face suddenly turned red, half because Tang Yan didn't believe him at all, and the other half was ashamed. These legs are a headache for his whole life, and normally no one will associate acupuncture with his polio legs, right?;