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"It's time—now couples show you your answers."

“……”

“……”

――Don't get me wrong, this is my answer with Seiichiro.

All in all, unification was also reached, eh.

But this is not a long-term solution.

I stole a glance at Li, who was smiling inexplicably brightly, on her board...... Hey? It seems that something terrible has been written.

"My bed (laughs)."

Special adults, pay attention to this is an all-age program, is it really okay to write this kind of erotic thing?

And her boyfriend's board was on it—probably Captain Moli's bed.

"Wow-"

"Show affection and love quickly!"

The audience could only realize the indescribable cheers and boos.

Who knows that God will unfold it from himself and turn the board over...... The six immortals are on it, she actually wrote double-sided, when did she write it, and all the qualities of the upper ninja were added to the hand speed?!

"We watched horror movies and ate popcorn in bed, and how many people wanted to stand up for me."

Suddenly, the scene fell into silence like never before.

For some reason, I'm feeling a little sympathetic to Hanama.

"Hahaha......" The host didn't seem to have a good professional quality, or he was more skilled in cold fielding, he smiled dryly and shifted the target, "It's really a pure date, let's look at other ...... The ...... of people"

I followed the host's gaze, and the pale boy of the real group wrote domineeringly on the billboard - next to Su Qidong's grave.

I'm a big, what a feud you two have to be together!

I finally couldn't help but explode inwardly...... I always felt that these two people had ruined my basic understanding of gay men......

As a result, Su Qidong didn't know whether it was from the heart, or had no choice but to follow the words, and the answer turned out to be "next to my corpse"...... Big brother, are you dead or alive now?! And you two are really serious, is this a date spot? You can really learn from me and Seiichiro to order six points!

"No appointments." The rain ninja girl covered half of her face with a board with an expressionless face.

"Qaq" The man directly expressed his bitter mood with emoji.

Across the group, are you two really a couple?

But I'm also glad that I finally feel like my six points have a very meaningful answer.

The answers of the other groups were basically quite normal, but one couple probably confused something and the answer was so bad that they were eliminated...... I sincerely wish the two of them not to break up as soon as they get off stage.

At last. Answers to Kakashi's student group...... Well, Kakashi, I think you've been punished for reading the little yellow book all day.

The blonde boy scribbled on the board-

Sasuke's !!

Hey, Zuo Ershao. If your brother knows that you are only twelve years old and takes your boyfriend home, he will definitely kill him and destroy the entire Konoha family, that heavy brother.

Sasuke's face was distorted, and he wrote the answer on the board exactly the same, even in the same font...... Sasuke, have you given up on treatment?

Kakashi also had a broken expression on his face outside the court, but the pink-haired girl next to him was not surprised at all.

The next question becomes easier, it is nothing more than the food, clothing taste or personal hobbies that the man or woman likes, and even couples can fully answer them, such as Seiichiro and me!

And the group and the crossover group, which I have always been the least optimistic about, actually "blood feud", both remember what each other wore last Monday...... There's really no cheating.

"Oh, the game is heating up! There are still two questions to end! Listen to the penultimate question - Do you think your boyfriend (or girl) is handsome (pretty)? Both parties should honestly write the answers of the other party and themselves, this is the time to test your tacit understanding. ”

Insidious! It's too insidious!!

I looked at the host dumbfounded. As a result, the host also looked at me and smiled toothily and added very intimately, "Of course, the special circumstances on the field can also vary from person to person." ”

It varies from person to person, how tall you are!

I almost stuck a pen in his nostrils - it was so insidious! How many couples can be solved by this question!

I looked at the "women" of nearly 60 couples on the stage, and I felt that there was a lot of malice from the planning. Although there is the support of the special beauty group, the two of them and several others together can't improve the physical quality of the collective couple...... I watched expressionlessly, sitting behind Seiichiro. A middle-aged uncle who is about three times the size of Kiyoichiro.

Why can this kind of person have a girlfriend and I'm still single?!

Wait a minute......

It's just a choice of conscience and tacit understanding......

I wrote two handsome words steadily, haha, anyway, I don't have to worry at all, Tanabata short book get.

"It's time—"

So I witnessed the tragedy of Liuyi with my own eyes.

"Who isn't pretty?! Yes?! ”

The foundation, which is about the thickness of a fingernail, chased her boyfriend (or ex-boyfriend tonight) all the way with a kanban and ran away from the scene.

It's a professional breakup couple, the competition planning team.

As confidently as ever, she holds up the board, and as far as I can see, she's the only one of the ninjas who doesn't cheat and really writes their own answers.

"I'm sorry I know I'm not as pretty as the one in the audience."

Lying in the groove, resentment is rife. Is this a prelude to a breakup?!

As a result, Hanama also smiled and put up his answer, "I know that Captain Moli wants to say that she is not as beautiful as me, but in my eyes, Captain Moli is the most beautiful." ”

Perfect answers......

As a result, "Captain Moli" turned the board again, "Of course, I am the most beautiful woman on the scene (laughs)." ”

Even though it was a big truth, I always felt that even the hatred in the audience had stabilized.

"Indeed."

The most beautiful man on the scene flipped the billboard without blushing and without a heartbeat.

I and the host both covered their eyes with their hands. These two people are too flashy, who pulled them down and stuffed them directly into a short book and left.

As for the other groups I follow, the answers are all regular, because the question itself is not explosive...... Well, except for the two who are constantly God unfolding.

But this question is indeed called a big killer, and many people humble each other but the answer is wrong. There is really no such kind of face, who is embarrassed to praise himself and his couple for being handsome or beautiful in front of hundreds of viewers...... Well, actually, I think I'm also handsome, and I'm handsome every day.

The host counted the remaining number of people in the room and announced. "Aha, after many tests, there are only twenty-seven couples left to have the last laugh."

Great, we're getting closer to the goal!

"Then our last question will not be included in the total score as an entertainment question, and everyone will answer it relaxedly."

Listen to the tone, we have the prize? Oh yes!

I made a triumphant gesture to Seiichiro. He also gave me a rare smile.

The moderator exaggerated the last question, "Then please listen to the question, this is a carefully prepared finale question - may I ask you, can you accept it?"

"――My lover is called Siemens ko Zhenggang big rice balls?"

wtf？！

What the hell is it?

Seiichiro is a serious man, and he frowns and can't understand why this question can be used as a finale.

But this does not affect my judgment, Seiichiro is Seiichiro.

Wait a minute......

I wrote down the rejection on the board and suddenly realized...... My mental activity just now is quite dangerous.

Most people laughed and wrote their answers on the board, and they all had a spoof mood anyway if it didn't affect the game.

As a result, he put up a densely written kanban board with a serious face...... How did you manage it in such a short period of time?

"What the hell am I going to do? In the future, I will be called Siemens KO Zhenggang big dumplings when I perform tasks, what do you think? Siemens ko Zhenggang big dumplings, are you okay? Siemens ko Zhenggang big rice balls, you come to analyze the task, Siemens ko Zhenggang big rice balls, you come over to me!! , the bosses all died from talking too much, and I don't want to die so early with so much nonsense accumulated over time. ”

It's full of grooves! And I really care about the context of the last sentence.

"In the future, I want to call Siemens KO Zhenggang big rice ball captain...... I can't even say it. ”

So there's you. Flower strings, who would call their girlfriends with their first and last names and honorific titles.

As a result, Seiichiro's answer turned out to be-

There is no Taro smooth.

Good meat. I rubbed my arms together and grinned at Kiyoichiro.

Seiichiro shrugged his shoulders and said he was innocent.

And the' answers are concise and to the point.

"Kill you." "Get out."

…… How the hell did you two live together until now?

"Hahaha, it's so suitable for you stupid Sasuke!"

"Each other, the tail of the crane."

Hey, you two! Obviously, even the nickname is given to the other party, what is the use of this name?!

“…… Perverted. ”

"It's all said that it's not a pervert, little love sauce qaq"

Spanning groups. You're just chatting, okay?

―――――――――――――

"I'm so tired...... I'm so tired. "I don't have the strength to follow Seiichiro backstage to receive the prize, all in all, it's like a dream.

"It's a no-brainer activity that's great value."

“…… The premise is that we are a couple. ”

Seiichiro stopped abruptly, and I chuckled in my heart - it, won't it?!

But when he walked on, his ears were red, and he was smiling, and his face was full of flowers.

"What's going on?" Seiichiro asked the two men.

"Is your first kiss still there?" He glanced at us meaningfully, and although his ears were red, he still showed off the freshly baked special Tanabata short book in his hand.

Finished.

I suddenly realized something. Sure enough, the special supply of the ghost country is not easy to take.

Then we encountered something that seemed to be particularly disgusting. The new student group of Kaka came out in a rage.

"Seiichiro, is it too late for me to give up the short book now?"

"It's late."

When Su Qidong and his pale boy, who was not very good-tempered, came out, the two of them were expressionless as if they had just returned from the battlefield, and I always felt a smell of blood......

――I'm becoming more and more suspicious that the planning team is having some big conspiracy.

The last thing we saw when we walked backstage was...... Across the group, uh, and their "group of friends and family". And no matter how you look at it, it's all one-sided, right?!

The Otoshinobi man covered his face, but the surroundings were full of happy little white flowers. And the rain ninja woman is murderous, and she is surrounded by a large group of relatives and friends who can raise the collective appearance if they participate in the competition. Wait, why does that cold-faced woman who whispered next to Yushinobu look a little, very, especially like Hanama String?

"Seiichiro, let's withdraw—"

Before I could regret it, I was dragged by Seiichiro to the host, who was full of malice.

"Hello. The two of them showed a pretty tacit understanding. The host is still wearing sunglasses, "But if you want to get the prize, you still have to kiss it to prove that the two are really a couple." ”

wtf？！

Although I have such conjectures, I am still thundering at the moment.

Plot you to stand up, I promise not to hit you!

"Taro." Seiichiro pushed his glasses and suddenly grabbed my shoulder, "Is it okay not to do oral mucosal contact?" ”

"Don't be stupid—huh?!"

And why is kissing said to be oral mucosal contact......

I blinked, still thinking about the above question, and Seiichiro had already finished touching his face in one go, his lips touched, and he lowered his hand to return to the original distance.

Clean and clean, with no sense of disobedience.

"Well done!" I give a thumbs up to Kiyoichiro.

The host handed the special Tanabata short book to Kiyoichiro and patted him on the shoulder, "Take care, let's go." ”

"Hmm."

I always feel that something is wrong?

――――――――――――――

After the ridiculous couple contest is over, the fireworks show is almost about to begin.

Seiichiro and I simply found a hillside with few people, and lay on our backs looking at the sky.

"Seiichiro, thank you so much for today."

"Nothing."

"I can go back and make a deal, I really don't know when I'll have a girlfriend, hey......"

“……”

"Speaking of which, why don't you go find a girlfriend, you're a ninja."

“……”

"Seiichiro?" When I looked back, I saw that my friend had closed his eyes and didn't care about me at all.

Forget it, it's not the first time I've sung a one-man show anyway.

I looked at the sky with my head on my hands, and the first fireworks exploded.

It's so hilarious......

"......" Seiichiro suddenly pushed me.

He said something to the deafening sound of fireworks, his lips opening and closing.

Seven-night-fast-music-

I laughed and said aloud.

"Happy holidays, Seiichiro."