Chapter 154: The Bird Enters the Classroom
Not only Lu Gang was stunned, but Xuan Ling was also stunned. For more recent chapters, please visit: Neither of them expected to see each other again.
But Lu Gang was really happy in his heart, just now he deceived Xuanling that he was a student in the first class, and he was really lying, but now that he is doing this, he is not lying, he is really a student in the first class.
However, what made Lu Gang depressed was that Xuan Ling did not let him in, but just glanced at Lu Gang, and then continued to lecture as if he hadn't seen anything.
Hung Lu Gang directly at the 'door'.
In front of so many students, hanging yourself at the 'door' is a little embarrassing for anyone.
This is simply not to give himself face, Lu Gang is very depressed, damn, this 'woman', didn't he lied to you just now, so resentful, it's really a 'woman' heart.
I have a chance to put you in bed, and see if you dare to underestimate me.
Since Lu Gang was not allowed to enter, Lu Gang did not go in, and continued to stand at the 'door'.
At this time, suddenly a little bird flew into the classroom out of nowhere!
The little bird first flew around the classroom, so the students' attention immediately shifted from the classroom to the little bird.
Many 'female' students also took out their mobile phones and clicked pictures of the birds, and then snickered and posted them to the circle of friends.
Suddenly, the discipline in the classroom was a little 'chaotic'.
Later, the little bird may have felt that humans would not harm it, and it became more and more bold.
As a result, it stopped directly on the top of the blackboard in front of the classroom, where it was chattering, and the Xuanling who 'made' couldn't give a lecture.
Xuanling was depressed and raised his hand to scare the bird away.
At first, the little bird was indeed frightened and flew up, but soon, the clever little bird found that Xuan Ling's hand could only scare himself, and there was no way to actually cause damage to himself.
So the cunning little bird flew back to the blackboard, and this time, even more proudly.
It seems to be saying, hehe, see what you can do with me!
Xuanling has no way, it is enough and it can't be reached, and it is useless to scare.
Immediately frowned, and glanced around the class: "Which boy is tall, come and help me get rid of this little bird." ”
There weren't many boys in this acting class.
But since it's an acting class, there are also tall ones.
As soon as Xuan Ling's words fell, all the boys in the class raised their hands desperately: "Teacher Xuan, I'll help you!" ”
It seems that this Xuanling is very popular, and they have all become the 'female' gods of boys.
Although there are many beautiful 'girl' students in the class of the acting department, Xuan Ling's posture is not inferior to that of any 'girl' student, and it has more of a mature and noble style.
What's even more commendable is that Xuan Ling's body has a kind of simplicity similar to that of a young 'girl', and this simplicity cooperates with the identity of Teacher Xuan Ling, which gives people an uncontrollable style.
In the end, Xuan Ling chose the tallest boy to come up and chase away the bird.
This boy is very excited, he can finally perform in front of the whole people's 'female' Shenxuan teacher, a little bird, isn't it easy to catch up?
The boy walked up to the podium with a confident face, and it was easy to catch a bird.
And not only in front of Teacher Xuan, but also in front of the whole class, this limelight is decided!
The boy first stretched out his hand and reached enough, but he didn't reach it.
Although he was tall, the blackboard was taller, and the boy couldn't reach the bird, so the bird was not scared and still chirped.
"Jump up and see if you can reach the bird, and scare it away."
Xuan Ling reminded.
The boy took two steps back and ran hard to reach for birdie, but despite his height, he was not an athlete and did not have good physical fitness.
This jump, which was only a little bit higher, was at least an arm's length away from the birdie.
The little bird did not fly away, but was so frightened that the chrysanthemum 'flower' was suddenly harvested, and a puddle of bird droppings fell on the boy's face.
Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter in the class.
The boy was extremely embarrassed and embarrassed, and he originally wanted to be in the limelight, but now he is indeed in the limelight, but it is different from the expected form of the limelight.
Xuan Ling also couldn't cry or laugh: "Okay, you go to the bathroom and wash it." ”
The boy walked away.
This boy made such a big ugly appearance, this time, no one in the class dared to go up again, and the boys all lay on the table and didn't dare to look up, for fear that Xuan Ling would call him.
And the little bird, who seemed to know that no one could reach him, screamed louder, chirped, and jumped around on the blackboard, looking like Lao Tzu was so awesome and had the ability to catch me.
Xuanling is even more helpless now, it seems that this lesson can't be taken.
Just when she was at a loss, Lu Gang couldn't stand it anymore: "Let me try it." ”
Yes, he has been by his side for so long, and Xuan Ling hasn't even looked at him, which is too much to ignore himself.
As soon as Lu Gang's voice spoke, all of a sudden, everyone's eyes looked at him again.
The boy who had been drenched in bird droppings just now also happened to wash his face at this time, and when he heard that Lu Gang was going to drive away the bird, he said disdainfully: "Just by your height? Delusional it! ”
Lu Gang is not very tall, but only about one meter seven or eight, which is naturally much shorter than the boy.
"Guano has a good beauty effect, isn't it?" Lu Gang said lightly.
Suddenly, the whole classroom burst into laughter, and everyone knew that the allusion to Lu Gang's words was to satirize the boy who had just been drenched in bird droppings.
The boy's face was suddenly flushed, and his face was 'revealed' with anger, and he rushed towards Lu Gang.
"Wei Chen, go back to your place!" Seeing that this boy seemed to be about to fight with Lu Gang, Xuan Ling hurriedly scolded.
Xuan Ling is a teacher, this reprimand is naturally very effective, and the boy can only glare at Lu Gang fiercely, and return to his position with hatred, but when he returned to his position, he still chirped something crookedly, as if he was still dissatisfied with Lu Gang and intended to retaliate.
"Thank you, Teacher Xuan, for taking such care of me." Lu Gang said cheekily.
"Don't think about it too much, I don't love you, I'm just maintaining order in the classroom." Xuan Ling said angrily, very depressed in his heart, the feeling of being misunderstood by this guy is really bad.
Of course, she is not defending Lu Gang, after all, this is a class, and she can't really fight.
"But if Teacher Xuan didn't defend me, why didn't he scold me, but the boy? So in Mr. Xuan's subconscious, he is still defending me. Lu Gang continued to say cheekily.
"Dizzy, you're really thinking too much!"
Xuan Ling was extremely depressed in her heart, why she scolded that boy was very simple, because which boy took the initiative to provoke Lu Gang, and if it was Lu Gang who took the initiative to provoke, she would definitely scold Lu Gang first.
This guy is obviously deliberately misinterpreting his behavior!
Misinterpret it, but how embarrassing it is to say such ambiguous things in front of the whole class!
"Oh, maybe I'm really overthinking." Lu Gang said with a smile, changed the topic, after all, you can't 'force' step by step, after all, Teacher Xuan is a 'woman', if the 'force' is too tight, it will achieve the opposite effect, "However, Teacher Xuan, I can help you get rid of that little bird, I just hope that after I help you drive it away, you can have a place to sit, after all, a man has been standing for a long time, and it is not good for a man's health, otherwise, my daughter-in-law may resent you in the future." ”
Lu Gang's words were extremely clever.
Suddenly, several 'female' students in the class covered their mouths and laughed.
Xuan Ling's face was also red, and he was even more displeased with Lu Gang in his heart, what kind of person is this boy, why is he talking so lowly, I really want to kick him out of the classroom immediately.
However, this guy said that he could get rid of the birds, so let him try, otherwise the class really can't continue.
"Okay, you can try it." Xuanling had no choice, otherwise he wouldn't have talked to Lu Gang.
Seeing Lu Gang walk onto the podium, the boys below disdained to talk about it.
"This kid wants to be in the limelight and wants to go crazy, just him, can he still get to the bird?"
"I don't think it's possible, the blackboard is so high, Wei Chen didn't reach it just now, just rely on him?"
"Guess what he's going to do to get the bird?"
"Jump? Then at least jump more than a meter high, or jump vertically, if there was really such a high height, I would have gone to play in the NBA a long time ago, and I still have to come to school? ”
"yes, let's see how this kid 'got it', hehe, we'll see him make a fool of himself right away."
Lu Gang naturally heard these words word for word, and he ignored them.
With a faint smile, he walked over to the podium.
At this time, the little bird also seemed to feel that Lu Gang was here to catch it, and it found that this human was a little shorter than the human who came to catch it just now, and the tall human just now was all teased by himself, so wouldn't this shorter human being even more teased?
So the little bird also became excited, chirping more fiercely, and constantly jumping on the blackboard, more urgently, as if he couldn't wait to give Lu Gang a good look.
Lu Gang looked at the bird, and then at the fact that so many students below were looking at him, and Xuan Ling was also looking at himself without blinking, as if they were all waiting to see how he was holding the bird.
Lu Gang really wanted to laugh, in the eyes of these people, it was almost impossible to catch this little bird.
But in my own opinion, there are several ways to catch this bird.
The first is to jump up and grab it yourself, which may be difficult for ordinary people, but for yourself, it's very simple.
There are two main aspects here that are more difficult, one is to jump high, and the other is to grasp accurately.
The second is to use the six-vein divine sword, as long as Lu Gang secretly pulls his fingers to 'shoot' the sword qi, the little bird will hang up directly.
Of course, this method is terrifying.
The third is to use the head-lowering technique, yes, the head-lowering technique is not necessarily for people, it can also be used for birds, Lu Gang can actually use the head-lowering technique to control the bird's head, and then let it obediently do things according to its own wishes, that is, he can even let the bird fly out of the classroom by himself!
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