Chapter 0160: Flirting
"Ye, do you have a way?" Andreev grabbed Ye Bufan's hand in surprise and said.
Ye Bufan quietly withdrew his hand, and scolded in his heart, your sister, you are a big man, you use your pig's trotter-like hand to grab my hand at every turn, brother is normal, but he doesn't have that kind of hobby!
"Yes, I have a way, but it's my secret." He smiled and said.
"Oh, secret, then I understand, I won't be so boring to ask, please rest assured." Andreev sneered.
Ye Bufan smiled slightly, Andreev is really a wonderful person, although he looks like a bear, but he is not stupid at all, no, it should be said that he is very shrewd, otherwise the boss behind him will not let him preside over the overall situation.
"After the firearms are finished, let's go take a rest, and when we're done eating, we'll go, I can't wait to see how the hell you got it in." Andreev said with some expectation.
"You'll see it soon, but if I don't tell you, I'm sure you'll never know how I got in." Ye Bufan smiled evilly.
"Grass, Ye, you really want me to let curiosity kill!" Andreev said depressedly.
If you want to know my secret, unless you're my real brother or a beautiful woman, that's probably possible, or never, hehe!
Ye Bufan thought in his heart, and walked out behind him, this village is not small, but all of them are Andreev and their people, as for how they did it, Ye Bufan didn't bother to ask, he didn't bother to care, this has nothing to do with him at all!
Ye Bufan would never do anything to support himself when he was full, that would be a waste of life and the most undesirable.
When he saw a plate of meat served, Ye Bufan was fine, Zhang Weiwei only felt a burst of stomach acid, these meats were still half-cooked, could it be that they usually eat like this?
"Brother, don't mind, people here are used to eating this, I forgot to explain it just now, I'm really embarrassed!" Maybe he saw Zhang Weiwei's performance, Andreev hurriedly explained.
If you want to say that the person he is most afraid of is not his boss, but Zhang Weiwei, who made him suffer a big loss, this aunt is terrible, if she is not careful, maybe she will turn herself into ice cubes when she is unhappy!
After saying that, he shouted with a cold face: "You bastards, why don't you hurry up and cook the meat, don't you see that there are guests here?" Hurry up, it's just a few of you, slow down, believe it or not, I shot you with one shot? ”
Those people were so frightened that their faces turned white, Andreev was not joking, there were people who didn't listen to him before, and as a result, that person would never see the sun the next day!
So, almost instantly, the meat that had been placed on the table was taken away, and the speed was so fast that it was simply stunned.
"Brother, let me make you laugh, these people are like savages, they eat this all day long, I can't help it, it's okay to get used to it, I feel that it tastes pretty good...... Uh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that, please forgive me! Andreev was talking happily, and when he saw Zhang Weiwei's face turned pale, he suddenly saved, and it seemed that the person he was most afraid of was disgusting, so he hurriedly stopped apologizing.
"Andreev, if you dare to say it again, I don't mind turning you into an ice sculpture again!" Zhang Weiwei reluctantly dissipated the disgusting feeling and said viciously.
"Don't dare, don't dare!" Andreev was startled and hurriedly said.
"Let them get some greens, I don't want to eat meat!" Zhang Weiwei looked disgusted, to be honest, the half-cooked meat just now really scared her, this is really similar to a wild man!
"Okay, okay, call right away." Andreev didn't dare to slack off, nodded again and again, and walked out to order those people.
"Wife, seeing how much you scared people, I guess he sees you now like a mouse and a cat, hehe!" Ye Bufan looked at this scene amusedly and said.
"Hmph, who let him offend me, he deserves it!" Zhang Weiwei said with a smile.
"So, how terrible it is to offend a woman, I don't dare to do it in my life." Ye Bufan looked at her and snickered.
"Hmph, it's strange if you don't dare! I look at you, there will be no fewer offended women, hooking up outside all day long, and it will be up to you to see how you end up when the time comes! Zhang Weiwei said angrily.
"This ...... I don't dare now, and now when I see a beautiful woman appearing, I take the initiative to avoid it. Ye Bufan said embarrassedly.
"That's a nice thing to say, when you bring the woman home again, I'm afraid you'll say that the woman took the initiative to stick it to you, right?" Zhang Weiwei twisted the flesh around his waist hatefully, and aired.
"This, very likely, because I will never take the initiative to provoke a woman." Ye Bufan said honestly.
"Scoundrel, don't go to my bed tonight!" Zhang Weiwei was so angry that his face changed, and he turned his face away angrily.
"Hehe, just kidding, I'm very happy and satisfied now that I have a few of you, do you want other women there?" Ye Bufan put his arm around her shoulders and coaxed.
"It's better to say than to sing, I'm afraid it's another way to say it then, hum!" Zhang Weiwei didn't believe his words at all.
"No way, I do what I say, and if you don't believe it, I can swear it!" Ye Bufan was in a hurry and blurted out.
Zhang Weiwei was startled, quickly turned around and covered his mouth, and said angrily: "What kind of swear, you are not afraid that the sky will be harvested?" Forget it, I don't think it's possible to stop you in this life, anyway, I can see it, as long as you are good to me, it doesn't matter how many women there are, anyway, I'm the eldest wife! ”
"My wife is so nice!" Ye Bufan kissed her and said with a smile.
"Be happy, Trick Devil!" Zhang Weiwei glared at him and said.
"Of course I'm happy to have such a righteous wife!" Ye Bufan slapped it slightly.
"Just know the flamboyant tongue, I see, I don't know how many women will fall for you in the future, alas!" Zhang Weiwei sighed.
"No, I will control it very carefully, not the best beauty, I won't accept it; If it is not good-hearted, it will not be accepted; If you can't fit in, you will resolutely not accept ......," Ye Bufan said.
"You can't pass my eyes, and you don't want one!" Zhang Weiwei glanced at him and said.
"Yes, that's the most important thing!" Ye Bufan smiled evilly.
"You know how to please me, hate it!" Zhang Weiwei said angrily, but his heart was warm, although this stinky husband was distracted, he was the best for himself.
"I'm really sorry to make you wait for the food to come!" Andreev crashed in, shattering the heartwarming scene.