Chapter 1164: Cow Dung and Flowers

"What happened to cow dung? Because of the cow dung, the flowers are more delicate, and because of the moisture of the cow dung, the flowers will be more luxuriant. There is a poem called "Cow Dung and Flowers", have you heard of Sister Xia? ”

"It's just nonsense. Dare to ask the world, can there be such a bullshit song that is dirty and scummy? Charlene said disdainfully.

"Of course."

"Since there is, you can recite it to everyone. I'd like to see what kind of mentally retarded poem this is. Charlene said.

"Sister Xia, listen well, the poem says like this: a lump of cow dung and a flower, a mandarin duck and a duck. Flowers were planted in cow dung, and the mandarin ducks entered the duck's house. Mandarin ducks and ducks form mates, and cow dung flowers become a family. Sister Xia, did you see it? The poet said that cow dung and flowers were originally an inseparable family. ”

"Haha!" After listening to Zhang Daguan's high-minded comments, everyone present couldn't help laughing.

"I said Brother Zhang, the interdependence of cow dung and flowers has a certain truth, but this duck and mandarin duck, although they both belong to the bird class Gooseformes duck birds, but they are not the same kind after all, how can they become husband and wife? Is this poet purely a mandarin duck score? Xie Shiran said with a smile.

"The poet's intention is not whether the relationship between the two is appropriate, but to show that these two things that seem to be not of the same grade are in fact not distinguished between high and low, beautiful and ugly." Zhang Daguanren explained.

"Brother Zhang, why haven't I heard of such a poem?" Liu Yan said with a smile.

"This shows that although Sister Liu is erudite and talented, she also has shortcomings, it seems that we still need to live and learn until we are old." Zhang Zheng pretended to sigh.

"you. In my opinion, this poet is a person surnamed Zhang, right? Liu Yan Road.

"Haha! I have to say that Sister Liu is indeed a smart person in ice and snow. ”

"Sister Liu, how do you know that this poet's surname is Zhang?" Qin Xiaoxiao asked.

"Not only do I know, but your big boss also knows, not only your big boss knows, but you Sister Qin, Sister Liang, Sister Lu, Sister Hu, Sister Xie, Sister Wang, Sister Zhu, Sister Tan, they all know that only you, a stupid girl, are still in the dark." Liu Yan clicked on Qin Xiaoxiao's brain.

"Sister Liu, since you know that this poet's surname is Zhang, you must know his name." Qin Xiaoxiao continued to ask.

"I said, miss, why are you so stupid? You don't want to think about it, who else can be a poet surnamed Zhang who can make such a broken poem? Of course, it's Brother Zhang. Zhang Qian said bluntly.

"Ahh Brother Zhang, did you really make this poem? Qin Xiaoxiao asked.

"It's my brother's doing. Little sister, how do you feel? ”

"I think this poem is very good, mandarin ducks and ducks can also fall in love, get married and start a family, how romantic and fun."

"Stinky girl, looking at your Sichun look, do you also want to be romantic, fall in love and start a family?" Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Brother Zhang, since you say so, my sister will be reluctant to make it difficult for me, and I can be romantic with you once."

"Haha! Forget it, my brother doesn't have a heavy taste, and he has no interest in little girls. ”

"My sister gives it to you for nothing, you don't want it, are you too stupid?" Qin Xiaoxiao said with disdain.

"Gotcha! My brother is still a revolutionary fool for the time being. When you're two years older and a little more mature, your brother might change his mind. Zhang Daguan said.

"Brother Zhang, this is what you said, sister, I am engraved in my mind, melted in my blood, there are so many sisters to testify, you don't have to rely on the debt when the time comes." Qin Xiaodao.

"Whoever pays the bill, who is the puppy." Zhang Zheng continued to tease Qin Xiaodao.

"Wow! The security guard is so handsome, too? ”

When Zhang Yan and Liu Ping entered the private room, Wu Lan felt that her eyes lit up, and their figures, appearances and temperament deeply attracted Wu Lan, a little perverted woman.

"Sister Wu, in fact, this security guard is not another security guard, they are retired personnel of the special forces of various military regions in China, and they are all excellent talents in a thousand, of course, there is nothing to say about their physical appearance, even compared with the members of the honor guard of the three services, it is also difficult to distinguish. Of course, their greatest strength is not their dancing skills, but their military qualities. Cui Yingying danced with Zhang Yan and Liu Ping, and she still has some understanding of their situation.

"If I become a boss in the future, I will definitely ask them to be bodyguards, such bodyguards are not only good at kung fu and have a sense of security, but the key is that they are too eye-catching and too uplifting." Wu Lan said.

"Since you are so optimistic about these brothers, you can simply find one of them to marry." Cui Yingying and Wu Lan joked.

"Stinky girl, what do you know, appreciating a person and marrying a person are fundamentally different things. Appreciation is not necessarily love, but love must include appreciation, little girl, learn to do it. Wu Lan taught Cui Yingying a lesson.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the dance hall is ready, and everyone can travel lightly and dance. Allure, arrange for someone to watch the room. Zhu Yuanyuan said to Ye Tingcheng.