Chapter 263 - Comrade Horse Face
Zhang Daguan has already played to the last three styles, but seeing that his movements are as slow as a thread, fast as lightning, as quiet as a mountain, as moving as a rabbit, as strong as a bow, like an arrow, one punch and one kick, one move and one style, attracting bursts of applause from the audience.
There were more and more onlookers, and Cui Da, Yu Lei and others also came to the scene.
"I said Mr. Cui, you said that they are all men, why is the gap so big?"
"What's wrong Yu Lei, are you jealous of the president again?"
"I wondered, in terms of appearance, I am handsome and chic, not much worse than the president; In terms of wealth, although I am a little less than the president, I am also a multi-millionaire; In terms of kung fu, he is the first in the world, I am the second in the world, and it is not too far behind, but the president is a landscape everywhere, and why am I ignored it? ”
"Haha! I said Leizi, I seem to have heard you say this more than once, right? The truth is so cruel, don't be unconvinced, you kid. Do you know what it means to 'die more than man, and throw away more goods'? Here it is. Cui Da laughed.
"I, of course I do." Yu Lei Dao.
"Because you belong to the category of being thrown, you don't want to be psychologically unbalanced." Cui Da said in a tone of lesson.
"I don't believe ...... yet"
"I said, Senior Brother Zhu, what's wrong with you today? Why do you always grow other people's ambition and destroy the prestige of your junior brother? I still don't believe in this evil, Lao Tzu will let him see how many eyes Ma Wangye has on his face! ”
Before Yu Lei finished speaking, an extremely discordant voice came from a young man not far away.
"Haha! I've heard that there are ugly monsters in the yang world, and there are bull heads and horse faces in the underworld, but I didn't expect to see the most disgusting horse face in the world here. I said comrade horse face, you don't need to let others see it, you pee yourself and look in the mirror, you will find that on your own horse face, there are a pair of two or five eyes! ”
Yu Lei is a guy who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, since he fought in Jibei Square, he had a fight with the underworld elements, and after an addiction, he has not had a chance to do it for several days, and his hands and feet have long been itchy. When I saw that this kid was going to trouble the president, I was so happy in my heart, ***, it seems that Lao Tzu can move his hands and feet again.
"Senior Brother Zhu, what does this kid mean? Who is he talking about? That Senior Brother Chen asked his Senior Brother.
"I said, junior brother, don't you have ears? Of course, it's you. I've just warned you, tell you to shut up this stinky mouth, why don't you listen? Senior Brother Zhu said.
After listening to his junior brother's words, this Senior Brother Zhu was so angry in his heart, he didn't even know that people were scolding you, you were so stupid, it was really weird. Alas, the master is famous and heroic, how did he give birth to such a thing?
"Ahh , There are still people in this world who dare to go against our Chen's Taijiquan, isn't this eating the bear's heart and leopard's gall? Hi, I said that bastard boy, are you scolding me? The two hundred and five pair Yu Lei asked.
"Haha! I said, Comrade Ma Yan, if Lao Tzu doesn't scold you, how can he be worthy of the people of the whole country? Yu Lei said with a smile.
"Haha!" Yu Lei's witty remark immediately caused a burst of laughter from everyone.
"***, don't you say it's me who scolds? Does this have an egg to do with the people of the whole country? ”
"***, of course it matters. Do you kid know who he is? Yu Lei pointed at Zhang Zheng with his finger and said to the kid surnamed Chen.
"***, isn't he just a little white face? Why is the little white face gone, is the cow fork? ”
"You're right, he's much fairer than you. The problem is, that's not what I mean by asking the question. Yu Lei said.
"I mean, boy, what do you mean?" The boy surnamed Chen asked.
"I mean, do you know who he is?"
"Isn't he just a little white face?" Without hesitation, the two hundred and five repeated the answer just now.
"Haha! I said, two, is there a retarded person like you? When will you have a result if you reverse the way around? ”
"Stinky girl, how do you speak? When did my brother get mentally retarded? Yu Lei saw that it was Yu Li's little girl, and he was happy in his heart, with this little girl who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, this fight, it seems that it can't be fought and it will be done.
"I said Brother Yu, won't you ask a different question?" Yu Li said.
"Why do you want to change the word?"
"Because, you are facing a fool, two hundred and five, so when you ask someone, you should ask someone according to the person, right?"
"Oh, I said little girl, then you say, how should my brother ask?" Zhang Zheng asked.
"You should ask: Do you know that this brother is your father? I promise his answer will be different. Yu Li instructed.
"Okay, brother, I'll give it a try. I said this horse-faced brother, do you know that he is your father? Yu Lei asked with his hand pointing at Zhang Zheng, who was still boxing.