With the referee's whistle, the 26th round of the Wenliang (illiterate) team and the Liuliang (hooligan) team of the Zhongrough League officially started.

The first kick-off is the Wenliang team that is fighting at home, the Wenliang team has a strong style, after the kick-off, regardless of where the ball is, two of the three strikers in the formation will run to the opponent's penalty area, and the defenders of the Liuliang team's defensive team are following behind the two strikers, intending to stare at each other with ** style.

However, the player who was holding the ball did not send the ball to the two forwards, but flashed the opposing player who came up to scramble and then passed it back to the mén general with a hanging shè, the ball passed extremely tricky, *** was simply running to the ball mén dead corner, and the guard mén was shocked to spit on the star, but the play of the guard mén was still good, and he held the ball near the mén line.

After making a save and confiscating his striker's return pass, the No. 1 Mén did not hesitate and quickly launched a hand-tossed counterattack.

Mén would kick the ball to the number five centre-back, who didn't stop the ball at all, a Marseille slalom plus Thomas spinning himself and falling to the ground.

"The No. 5 player of the Wenliang team made a mistake, how can there be such a high-level mistake as a defender, seeing that the opposing striker has rushed towards the uncontrolled football, and he is about to touch the ball...... Ay...... The other defender of the opposing team was not slow to poke it out of the sideline first, and now it was the player of the Liuliang team who took the throw-in. In the studio, Han Qiaoyu roared hoarsely, and this sound could often be heard from public toilets.

"Taking advantage of the Liuliang team's throw-in to find the gap for the receivers, I will introduce you to the formation of the two sides, the Wenliang team plays a four-three-three attacking formation, No. 9 Nepal's super star swoops forward, two local players No. 8 and No. 7 are divided into sides, and the midfield is a regular triangle position, of which the No. 10 player is Vietnam, known as Vietnam's Beckenbauer in Vietnam, is a relatively versatile player, in addition to the midfield position he can also be qualified as a mén general, this player will play in Europe, He has played three times in the Vatican League C, and has scored an own goal as the core of the midfield, and has been called the most sī midfielder by the Vatican's vast ball, and it is precisely because of this goal that this player entered the scope of Wenliang Club's inspection, and performed well in the trial, and finally transferred to Wenliang Club for three million Zimbabwean dollars, which has not been broken by anyone at a record value, precisely because of this player's midfield organization, This year, the Wenliang team, which has just been promoted from the Chinese Fake League, will have such results, so it can be said that the No. 10 player is the backbone of the entire Wenliang team with the power of one person, and in this year's selection of the most valuable player of the Zhonglang, I think the competitiveness of this player should be quite large. ”

"Behind the three players in the midfield are four defenders, the left back is the No. 3 player, and the right back is a Mesozoic generation is the fifteenth player of the year, this player performed outstanding in last year's China Fake League, as a defender became the king of the fake shè hand, so that those forwards have no place to be ashamed, the defender becomes the shè hand king, what kind of jīng god is this, this is simply a kind of dog with a mouse nosy character."

"The No. 1 defender is the last line of defense of the Wenliang team, this player is extremely young, but he is extremely eye-catching in the Zhongliang League, so far he has only lost 38 goals in the Zhonglang League, and with such a performance, he was selected for the national team, this player's characteristic is that he uses his hands in the penalty area, and he uses his hands when he goes out of the penalty area, which is the Dinghai Shenshen needle of the Wenliang team."

"Generally speaking, the Wenliang team is not conservative, and on the other hand, the Liuliang team is putting on a four-five-one defensive counterattack formation, if it is not for this formation is too conservative, the opponent's defender just made a mistake just now is not just a player who stepped forward to grab it, maybe the score has changed at this moment, the single arrow is the No. 9 player, known as the middle rough peak ba, the height has reached two meters and two, and the entire Liuliang team is playing around this player, the accumulation of five midfielders, to ensure a stable cross, The high-altitude advantage of the No. 9 player has been fully utilized, and the five players in the midfield are not well-known, and they are all fledgling youngsters, which is also a signal for a new and old Jiāo replacement of the Liuliang team. ”

"Compared with the young and unknown midfielders, the defenders of the Liuliang team are full of big names, first of all, the fourth player of the central defender, this player football developed country Brazil, free was sent to India by his parents to learn football skills, outstanding performance in the Indian restricted league, the Indian national team has thrown an olive branch to it three times in the hope that he can join the Indian nationality to play for the Indian national team, but this player is a native country, always adhere to his Brazilian nationality, and Cheng was invited by Dunga to go to South Africa World Cup to watch ( No matter what you eat, no matter where you live, no matter how you pick it up, no matter how much you send, 20,000 yuan for the round-trip journey), which also strengthened his determination to play for the country, but after the World Cup in South Africa, the player is getting old, and this year at the age of 41 landed in the middle rough, becoming the biggest star in the middle rough league, although he is old, green chūn is no longer there, but this player is extremely experienced, once deceived the opponent in his own penalty area a penalty. ”

"The remaining three players are also quite remarkable, the fifth player of the central defender has been selected for the best team in Asia, his husband is not only playing well with the ball, people are also playing well, always can give the other party a fatal blow at the most critical moment, is a good helper of the hospital, a good example for the doctors, this player has signed a labor contract with the city's urban management team, and after retiring next year and can become a glorious urban management player, the other two players belong to the old and new combination of players, when the year of play is extremely fast, can rush to grab, The full-backs can be used as wingers, and it is said that both players have reached a terrifying speed of 13 seconds in 100 meters...... Not...... Now that the Rura team has sent out the sideline ball, we continue to follow the game! ”

The No. 7 player in the midfield of the Liuliang team threw the ball and threw it at the feet of the No. 10 player, and behind the No. 10 player was the opponent's No. 5 defender at the moment, and there was no turning at all, so he had to pass it back to the No. 7 player, and the No. 7 player seemed to see the gap, and wanted to find the No. 9 Fengba who was already waiting in front of the mén, the No. 7 player was called Little Beckham in the middle of the rough league, and a curling ball was a good way for children to stop crying, and the No. 7 player aimed at the mén of the Wenliang team, and the instep was a chu, The ball slammed into the stands in a beautiful arc and hit the head of a cheering spectator who was drinking Coke.

"Oops, this ball knocked down the plane in the sky, it is said that this plane is about to hit the White House, the president of the United States should thank this player well, it's outrageous." Zhang Mo in the commentary room said regretfully, "Hehe, but now that the game has just started, and it is a city derby, it is inevitable that the players will be nervous." ”

After the ball flew out of the bottom line, the defender of the Wenliang team threw the ball and quickly launched a counterattack, and the No. 5 player who received the ball this time did not dare to be careless, huā he did not dare to play, and passed to the No. 10 foreign aid in the midfield in a decent manner.

No. 10 foreign aid speed and strength are good, after receiving the ball, he turned around and broke through with the ball, in the process of dribbling the ball in the face of the opponent's defenders were not in a hurry, using the ball to divide the ball, pedaling the bicycle, picking the ball over people, scorpion tail swinging, ox tail, Marseille slalom, scorpion swinging tail, horizontal pull to pass, Matthews feint, butterfly step, Cruyff turned around and finally passed one of the opponent's defenders, but soon the opponent's second defender surrounded again, but the tenth player was still calm, the same way of passing people was performed, Finally, the second defender was passed, and at this time, the number ten player had already come to the opponent's ball, flashed a gap and then raised his foot, but at this time it was a sudden change, and the number ten player somehow fell in front of the opponent's penalty area.

"What's going on, what's going on! Is it the opponent who fouled, now look at the No. 10 player's expression is very painful, obviously a calf injury, let's take a look at slow motion...... There is no foul in this, how could the No. 10 player fall, is it a fake fall, but if you fake a fall in this position, you can't deceive the penalty, what do you think of Zhang's guidance of this ball. Han Qiao's remaining jī moved, staring at the slow-motion replay carefully.

"Hehe, I personally think that this ball should be a player of the Liuliang team who has a hand movement, and it may be a very stealthy pull of the No. 10 player, after all, with the martial arts of the Liuliang team, such a foul should be possible, hehe"

"But Zhang instructed you to look at this ball, the position of the camera is very good, and now it is a slow-motion replay, and you can't see the small movements of the Liuliang team at all, so I think this ball should be a fake fall."

When Han Qiaoyu and Zhang Mo were discussing the ball, the team doctor of the Wenliang team had already rushed into the stadium at a speed of 100 meters, and kicked the No. 10 player in the stomach with a sliding tackle - they all entered the field anyway, one injury is also a doctor, two injuries are also treated, and one injury is given one free.

"Oops" The number 10 grunted on the ground with his stomach in one hand and his calf in the other, while the rest of the team took the opportunity to replenish some of the water they had consumed since the first two minutes of the game.

"How are you, where are you hurting?" The team doctor opened the first aid kit, took out a can of beer from it, took a sip, and asked eagerly.

"I did too much action just now, and now I'm doing it." Player No. 10 has a painful face: "Now the stomach that was kicked by you also hurts." ”

"Then can you still persevere, if you can't, I'll let the coach replace you." The team doctor drank a can of beer and took out another can, opened it with a "bang", and said.

"It's okay, I can still persevere, I want to help our team win this game." The number 10 gritted his teeth and wanted to keep playing.

"It's okay to say it earlier, then I'll go back, kick well, I'll leave you half a can of beer when the kick is good." The team doctor put the unfinished half-can of beer back in the first aid kit, turned around and ran back.

The No. 10 player stood up strongly, staggered in front of the ball, and prepared to take a free kick from the edge of the penalty area awarded by the referee to the Wenliang team just now.

"This ball is near the arc of the penalty area, there are a lot of options to pass and shè, and the foot of the No. 10 player is also very jīng Zhan, both the quality of the pass and the foot of the shèmén have reached the point of hitting which point, so if the ball is penalized by the No. 10 player, the goal may reach a record 0.07, so that the free kick goal efficiency is rare in the middle rough." Seeing my No. 10 player standing in front of the ball, Han Qiaoyu couldn't help but analyze, "Of course, the Wenliang team also has a star in the team who is more jīng Zhan than the No. 10 player, that is, the right fullback No. 15 player, this player has just introduced to you, he won the shè hand king of last year's China Fake League as a defender, and he can get such results, he relies on this free kick technique, and his goal may be greatly improved compared to the No. 10 player, Reaching a terrifying 0.071, such a free kick can reach the point of being crowned king in the league. ”

"Now that both players are standing in front of the ball, it is a tactical míhuò, or a dedication of love, in short, two players with such feet standing in front of the player, which is a test for the keepers of the Ryuliang team. Coach Zhang, who do you think will take this free kick? ”

"Hehe, I think this free kick is very likely to be punished by the fifteenth player, after all, his feet are more jīngzhan, of course, we do not rule out the possibility of being punished by the tenth player, but who will be punished depends on the result of the free kick."

"Thank you Zhang for your analysis, we will now hold our breath and see who will take this free kick."

Two players stand in front of the ball, player 10 is closer to the ball, and player 15 is standing behind player 10, making an old man's cart stance.

As the referee's whistle blew, the No. 10 player moved first, and he raised his foot to make a move, but this was obviously a feint, and he saw his big black foot flying over the ball, and then the player's body flashed, leaving room for the No. 15 player behind him to get up.

At this time, the human wall in front of the penalty area has been húnluàn due to the feints of the No. 10 player, and the players of the Wenliang team and the Liuliang team are sweetly entangled, and it is this húnluàn scene that gives the fast-eyed No. 15 player the opportunity to get his feet.

Like a cannonball, the ball slammed into the ball, past several defenders, and hit the linesman's most prominent spot, who now fell to the ground with a satisfied smile.

The football did not go out of the sideline, the striker of the Boon Liang team and the defender of the Liuliang team rushed towards the football at the same time, in this scramble, the Nepalese super striker of the Ben Liang team was obviously a step ahead, and in the last shot, hooked the football back with a fatal scissor kick, and formed an accurate cross.

"Aha!!" The No. 8 player of the Chinese Liang team in the penalty area roared angrily, and then rushed straight into the sky like an angry bird, and pressed the opponent's 1.71 meter defender with a height of 1.70 meters to reach the ball.

After the ball was hit by the number eight player, he went straight to the corner of the ball, and even though the opponent's defender was tall and long, he couldn't stop the ball.

"The ball is in! The ball is in! The ball is in! The ball is in! The ball is in! The ball is in! The ball is in! The ball is in! The ball is in! The ball is in! The ball is in! The ball is in! The ball is in! Wenliang team scored, everyone come and watch God, it was the No. 8 player who scored this goal, this ball is really a god, no one thought that the top of this ball was the short No. 8 player, he was only 1.70 meters tall but waited to suppress the 1.71 meter defensive player, such an amazing bounce force makes us have to respect this player, he will always live in our hearts!! He is God!! Han Qiaoyu's commentary was obviously inclined to the Wenliang team, and after the Wenliang team scored, Han Qiaoyu went crazy.

"I think this ball should be given can be regarded as luck, after all, the defenders of the Liuliang team did not return to their positions in time, otherwise it would be absolutely impossible for the No. 8 player to score so easily, hehe, but after this goal, the conservative Liuliang team should be able to attack, and then the young Wenliang team can withstand the high-point bombardment of the Liuliang team is still a problem, after all, the Liuliang team is an old rough team, and there should be some experience in the counterattack after conceding the goal." Coach Zhang is more inclined to the Liuliang team.

After the goal, the number eight player rushed to the sideline and made a bow-bending celebration with his foot flagpole, which naturally caused the ball to scream in surprise, and in a moment coins and bottles of mineral water followed.

The No. 8 player, who had a big bag on his head, chose to retreat quickly, but when he was about to turn and run away, he found that his back road had been blocked - his teammates who were celebrating the goal rushed towards the No. 8 player in a 100-meter sprint, and the No. 7 player threw him to the ground, playing Arhat.

The celebration lasted for three minutes, and by the time all the players got up, they found that the number eight had fainted.

There was a touching scene on the field, the players of the Wenliang team did not wait for the team doctor to come, but gave first aid to the No. 8 player on the spot - five or six big mouths beckoned to the head of the No. 8 player, and for a moment the No. 8 player was drowned in a sea of spittle stars, and various flavors of spitting stars filled the mouth of the No. 8 player (why do I feel so disgusted?). At this moment, the No. 8 player also woke up, and jīng was in good spirits, and shouted contentedly, "Who the eats stinky tofu at noon, and doesn't brush his teeth after eating." ”

The midfield kick-off, after conceding the goal, the Liuliang team changed the formation, and also played a four-three-three attack formation, which was bound to move the disadvantage of this goal back, and the Wenliang team was the opposite, playing a defensive counterattack-