Chapter 436: Isn't an elf a thing in the pool?
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"In the Code of Sacrifices, glory belongs to mankind, greatness belongs to Beamon, and the history of Aegean is actually equivalent to the history of Beamon's rise and fall, which is very suitable for you to recharge." Liu Zhenzhen wiped his eyes, handed the codex to the elf little beauty, and deliberately emphasized: "My book is commemorative, don't lose it or make it happen to me!" ”
"Your study is not bad...... "Ellie took the book and looked around, this study was spacious and huge, the ceiling was full of flowers, there was a giant dragon skull embedded in the north gable, and there were maces and tiger head hooks on the stove below, and the bookshelves were at least three or four meters high, with books, all wrapped in shiny gold pages.
The furnishings in the study are also extremely luxurious, the floor is a luxurious hand-woven carpet without feet, the tables, chairs and sofas are all luxurious red sandalwood, the fur of rare animals is laid on the top, and there are several marble sculptures in the four corners, which are lifelike, and you can know that it is the handwriting of a famous craftsman at a glance; Even the lamps and teacups are studded with precious stones, making the reflection of the room full of rich and compelling smells.
"Where, where." Liu Zhen was shocked for a while and was hypocritical, the palace and library in Kalimantan have been copied over, how bad can it be.
"Don't, don't... You're welcome! Enough enough... Cheesy enough! Ellie chuckled.
"By the way, I still have a lot of knights about you, do you want to see it? I have a Blood-Vomiting Collector's Edition. Liu Zhen squeezed her eyes narrowly at Ellie.
"Oh? And write mine? "Ellie felt funny and fresh, no matter who learned that she was being written into the book as the main character. It feels the same way.
"Many! I don't know how many heroes have changed, and they are all beautiful men. Liu Zhenzhen shrugged his shoulders: "It's popular now!" It's called alternate history! ”
"I haven't heard of it, so let's take a look!" The Aegean Flower reached out for it with great vigour, and it was clear that she was far more interested in this kind of boring miscellaneous book than in the canonical history.
So Liu Zhenzhen took a book that was a little curly and handed it to Ellie, and the elf little beauty looked at the cover, which was a bit exaggerated with a big chest drawn. The beautifully dressed flower fairy beauty stared into the distance with confused eyes, licking the fiery red lips with the tip of her tongue, and the background seemed to be a dragon cave, with gold coins piled up like a mountain, yellow and dazzling.
The title of this book is also ingenious - "Aren't the elves in the pool".
"It's beautiful! It's just a little too erotic. The little beauty's beautiful eyes blinked, and she looked at the author's name on the back of the book, the author's pen name is Munch, the meaning of monkey, and now the pen name is getting weirder and weirder.
Nonsense! Can it not be pretty? Paper wasn't invented 10,000 years ago. Lao Liu looked at Ellie's back and laughed evilly.
While flipping through the book. While following the footsteps of the maid to leave, Ellijie suddenly remembered an important question, and turned around and sang: "By the way, Richard, when will I hold the Guanghan Moon Shadow Ceremony?" Okay tonight? There aren't enough moonstones, do you have a way to get them together? ”
"Not tonight, fifteen next month!" Liu Zhenzhen patted his head and spun around a few times. I thought about it. It's officially decided.
Let Alyselle hold the "Broad Cold Moon Shadow Ceremony" to summon the world and call on the elven warriors to follow. The problem is not that there is no problem, anyway, the moonstone is ready-made, and it is enough to let the alchemists take one from the mirror cannon.
But the trouble is that it is also a goddess enthronement ceremony, so you always have to leave more time to prepare for the outfit, such as saints and honor guards.
How to say that this is also the first living goddess in the history of the Aegean, the first epic hero to come out of the biography.
If you dress her up in worldly clothes. No matter how gorgeous it is, it doesn't seem solemn enough, or it's not trendy and eye-catching enough.
Lao Liu's idea is very simple, the image of the goddess he designed for Ai Lijie is completely based on the Cixi Lafayette in "The Tanglin Thief" to dress up, the upper body of the silk brocade cheongsam, to be slit wide, revealing half of the snow-white thighs, under the feet are flower pot shoes, that thing walks up the little buttocks twisted violently, like the wind swinging willows, slender jade fingers and then put on eight ivory nails, like ghost claws; As for whether or not to wrap a three-inch golden lotus, for the sake of this chick's feet, Liu Zhenzhen thought about it or gave up.
The biggest trouble is that Alyselle has sapphire blue curly hair, which is a bit difficult to comb a straight hair and wear a flag head.
Liu Zhenzhen thought of a local way, and was ready to use egg whites to help her straighten her curls when the time came, the hair wiped by egg whites was simply meticulous, and flies would fall and break their legs.
When Liu Zhenzhen watched an open-air movie in the countryside, he watched a few little ruffians do this in order to attract the attention of the village girl.
However, although the egg white is strongly shaped, there is also a fly in the ointment - after drying, when you scratch it, it will suddenly be as white as snow, but this is none of Lao Liu's business.
"Okay, it's up to you here, I'll listen to you." Ellie nodded.
"There's one more thing to trouble you, dear goddess! Next month, when you hold the 'Guanghan Moon Shadow Ceremony', seal me to be a 'one-word side by side god'! Liu Zhenzhen said unashamedly.
He learned this trick from his brother, and when he was a child, he joked with his brother, what if you become the emperor in the future? The elder brother patted his shocked head very angrily, waved his hand and said: "One word side by side!"
"You, you, you... Are you kidding me! Which, which... How can there be such a god! Ellie's cold sweat brushed the ground, and this Beamon in front of him was really a guy who couldn't suffer, and he actually let himself be named a god!
"Come less! If you say that I am your servant in front of so many people in the world, where will my face be placed on His Majesty the King of Flowers? Liu Zhenzhen didn't care about this.
"That's... Then why did you promise me before? Now... Now I regret it! I, I, I... What a sacrifice I made! You, you, you......"
"That's what Elder Andulan promised you, not me." It's useless to reason with Lao Liu.
"You, you, you... You don't talk about it! Ellie puffed up: "This, this... In this way, I'm ... No one will believe in my godhood! ”
"It's your business. Plus, you don't have to expect the Kingdom of Beamon to recognize you as a god-queen now! Liu Zhenzhen said again.
"Why?"
"The gods are exalted, worshipped and worshipped, and if they suddenly appear in reality, they are not worth a penny! This is called distance produces beauty, and it is the same as finding a woman to have sex, and if you don't get it, it's a goddess. If you sleep once a day, you will be called a yellow-faced woman. Liu Zhenzhen said earnestly: "Don't expect that His Majesty the Bimonti Pope and His Majesty the King will come to meet you, this is unrealistic!" The official will not admit it, pretending to be deaf and dumb is their forte! I promise that they will never set foot in the Fei Leng Emerald again in the future, and your appearance is a disaster! ”
Ning Yu took a large family into the study, sat on the sofa silently, and quietly looked at Lao Liu and Alijie.
If their eyes could guard against thieves, the treasures of Ali Baba and Solomon would never come to an end.
Liu Zhenzhen knew that it was not good, and the previous sentence seemed to have a lot of language problems.
"Try your best. I just want people in the Aegean continent to believe it except for Beamon. After being silent for a while, Ellie Jie still looked very open: "As long as no one comes to trouble our elves, and there is no need for us to be inferior, my goal will be achieved." ”
Liu Zhenzhen smiled, Fei Lengcui is a multi-ethnic city. Who can bully whom?
Don't want to mix it up? A bunch of Buddha giants talk to you every day. Talk about reason, talk about you can't die!
"I think this Ellie seems to be a cowardly elf, right? It's beautiful! Helen stood up. Quietly sticking to Liu Zhenzhen's side, blowing like an orchid: "Her ears are so beautiful, the pointed ones are very pretty and charming, do you want to twist them?" ”
"Look at her waist, it's even more bewitching than Vivien Leigh, Richard, why are you going to give it a hug?"
"Look at her ass. It's round and tight, Richard is going to pinch it! It's really going to come out of the water! ”
Daisy and Joanna looked at the slender figure of the Aegean flower, and then turned their heads together and looked at Lao Liu.
"Alright!" Ning Yu's face turned pale: "The more you talk, the more you don't have a score!" Get back to sleep for me! ”
"I'll introduce you to a new family member." Liu Zhenzhen hurriedly opened the topic, squatted down, and hooked his fingers at An Ruida, who was holding hands with Guoguo: "An Ruida, come over and call someone!" ”
"Mother-in-law." An Ruida walked over obediently, one by one, her voice was crisp and loud, and everyone from Ning Yu to Vivien Li shouted.
Ning Yu covered her mouth, pointed at Guoguo and looked at Liu Zhenzhen, her beautiful eyes widened.
Joan of Arc sat on a special chaise longue, frightened.
The title "mother-in-law" is also too strong, especially for underage girls.
"The impact is extremely bad!" Elder Andulan pursed his lips and immediately burst into rage.
Ning Yu got up to find a feather duster, Guoguo grinned and held her little butt and got behind Lao Liu, and the little piglet dragged its belly pocket and dragged it out.
"Come on, Daddy! It's not as exaggerated as you think, next year when Guoguo becomes a human form, I'll give them a round house. Liu Zhenzhen was unhappy, and hugged Ning Yu from behind: "Why do you all think of Guoguo so badly, always think of it as a little rapist, and you have to be allowed to reform if you have a criminal record, and the prodigal son will not change it when he turns back." ”
"Guoguo will use a civilized way to soak chicks?" Mo'er smiled and leaned back: "It's really my good boy!" ”
Guoguo flattened his mouth, hugged his arms and nose to the sky and looked cool.
"It's a girl." Daisy smiled, she was telepathic, and it wasn't easy to pass the word.
"Anruida is a poisonous phoenix." Liu Zhenzhen leaned down, twisted his daughter-in-law's little face, and squeezed his eyes slyly.
"One dragon and one phoenix, my fruit is enough to drag." Daisy and Joanna glanced at each other, took off the agate ring on their fingers, and handed it to Anruida as a greeting gift.
Ning Yu and Helen remembered that the first time they met was to give their daughter-in-law a meeting gift, and there was nothing to give for a while, so they wiped it off as a family heirloom and handed it to An Ruida.
"Thank you, mother-in-law." Anruida said sweetly.
Looking at the colorful gemstone rings, earrings and necklaces in An Ruida's hand, the eyes of Axian Nu on the side were breathing fire, and seeing Elder Andulan trembling and feeling out a string of polished and shiny crab relic rosary bracelets and handing them to An Ruida, the Dragon Witch Empress twisted her neck in anger and looked at Yan Li.
Vivien Leigh, Sissi, and Kiss Kabi had nothing to send, and they were a little embarrassed for a while.
How could Lao Liu make his woman embarrassed, so he quickly released his belongings from the space, and walked around, picking out the cloth bag containing the copper mirage pearl, and the pearl didn't take it out, and took out an ice bead tuotuo.
A large pile of copper mirage pearls had been completely glued together, looking like a beehive or a bunch of plump grapes.
Daisy and Joerna pounced viciously, snatched the cloth bag containing the copper mirage pearl from Lao Liu's hand, wrapped the pearl Tuotuo and looked left and right, her frozen lips were blue, and she was reluctant to let go.
The way they looked at the mirage pearl reminded Liu of Paulus, a German general on the outskirts of Stalingrad.
"Hey! Old fool! Daisy also mentioned to me that you killed the Bronze Mirage Lord in the Southern Cross Forest. Elder Andulan looked at Lao Liu with a slippery gaze.
"I'm wondering, why did the illusion-based demonic beast condense the pearl of ice-based power?" Liu Zhen was angry: "Why are these broken pearls sticking together?" More than 100 pearls! It's so tight, I don't even dare to break it! ”
"Tut-tut......" The old dragon dusted it off with the back of his hand and tested the temperature of the pearl top: "Richard! You've made a fortune! Let me ask you a question first, the illusion system of demonic beasts gave birth to pearls of frost power? Do you think it's possible? ”
"Indeed... It's unlikely, because magic has its own seriousness! But ......"
"The greatest skill of the illusion system of demonic beasts is to use spiritual power to simulate and clone magic that is just like the real thing, and this ice bead is just one of the examples!"
"What do you mean?" Liu Zhenzhen didn't understand.
"The Bronze Mirage Lord can't get out of trouble in the confinement array, and he is invaded by the cold every day, and he will definitely unconsciously use his original power, spiritual power, to transform and imitate the power of frost to resist the invasion of cold air! It's like if you get a needle, you will jump up immediately, and you will react naturally! After a long time, the frost power cloned by the spiritual power was absorbed on the pearl! The chance of this kind of thing happening is very small, but it is not uncommon for it to happen to a Mirage Demonic Beast, because the pearl itself is also a very good elemental carrier, not to mention the pearl from the Bronze Mirage Lord! The old dragon explained, "The Imprisonment Circle of the Challenger Sylvester is the famous 'Dawning Goddess Imprisonment Circle' in our dragon clan's legends!" No one but the Divine Dragon could have ever imagined it! This is all recorded in the dragon books! We just don't know where this imprisoning circle is! ”
"Unexpectedly, these pearls also clone the frost spell!" Liu Zhen smacked his lips and nodded suddenly.