Chapter 443: The King of Sketches
This scene made Liu Shishi very nervous, and gently pulled down Gu Xiaofan's sleeve and asked: "Why are these people gathered in one hall, CCTV is so big, is there no separate rehearsal hall?" ”
She didn't expect Gu Xiaofan to really let her act in a sketch, which caught her off guard. [No pop-up novel network] music-text
"This is required by the director team, the Spring Festival Gala scene is even noisier than this, they just want to train the performers' ability to resist interference." Gu Xiaofan explained while observing the situation in the hall.
He soon saw the south corner of the hall, where Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan were sitting and discussing something, and on the other side, Zhao Benshan's two apprentices, Mao Mao and Xiao Shenyang, were also listless, rehearsing the sketch of "I want to be a star".
Gu Xiaofan observed a little, and he could find the respective situation of each program group, such as Guo Da and Cai Ming, the rehearsal was very smooth, basically just practicing the intonation repeatedly, and did not stop to change, which proves that the sketch is very complete and the effect is very good, just waiting for the Spring Festival Gala to win full applause that night.
And others, like Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan, spend a lot of time discussing and don't practice much, which means that the actors are very dissatisfied with the script, and are discussing the need for substantial revisions, and it is still very mysterious whether they can finally determine the Spring Festival Gala.
And the rest like Xiao Shenyang and Mao Mao, although they have been rehearsing, they obviously have no energy, they have all been brushed down by the Spring Festival Gala, and those who entered the Lantern Festival candidate list have lost their qualifications to go to the Spring Festival Gala.
"Gu Xiaoqing, what are you doing in a daze." Liu Shishi gently pulled his sleeve and said, "Let's find a corner where no one is there to practice." ”
"What, Sister Shi? Are you still afraid of being embarrassed? Gu Xiaofan said with a smile.
"I'm not afraid to blame ......" Liu Shishi's delicate face was full of helplessness: "You let me play a sketch should also play Xiao Song Jia, a vase like Niu Li is right, but you let me sing...... Don't you know that this is my weakness? ”
"Who said that, in my mind, Sister Shi, you are the embodiment of perfection, the best actress in China, without any weaknesses." Gu Xiaofan pretended to be serious, and took Liu Shishi, Lou Yixiao, and the extremely nervous Xiao Jiang father and son to the southern corner.
Xiao Jiang's father and son and Liu Shishi looked at Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan next to them, they were all stupid, their group of sketch newcomers actually wanted to perform a sketch in front of Zhao Benshan, the king of sketches, isn't this a big knife in front of public relations......
"Let's go somewhere else." Liu Shishi was a little unsure in her heart, and Lou Yixiao was too frightened to speak.
Gu Xiaofan hurriedly said: "You don't need to change, when you really go to the Spring Festival Gala, if you don't know if the national leader sits below, then you can't act, you are the best actress in China." ”
Gu Xiaofan asked them to start arranging sketches, and while secretly looking at Zhao Benshan, he heard Song Dandan complaining to him:
"This book, we can't do anything right, it's almost tasteful, it's just a line that is shoehorned in for Olympic propaganda."
Zhao Benshan also shook his head, frowned and said: "We have been acting in this white cloud and black soil joke for three years, and the audience is tired of watching it, if it weren't for the fact that I really didn't have a good book this time, I wouldn't want to play this...... This year, I just wanted to bring the apprentice, but I didn't expect the apprentice to be successful, and I couldn't get out. ”
Although this king of sketches has always been the trump card of the Spring Festival Gala, the sketches of the Spring Festival Gala in the past two years have been eating the old book, and they are just a mess, and they have long been at the level of "Selling Abduction" in 2001, and he has long wanted to take over his apprentices, and he has been saving this burden from pressing on him.
But what Zhao Benshan didn't expect this time was that his apprentice Xiao Shenyang, Mao Mao's sketch was eliminated by the program team, which made him even more disheartened.
"Sirui evaluates his stats." Gu Xiaofan looked at Zhao Benshan and couldn't help but be curious about his performance level......
After a short calculation, the electronic voice sounded in my head: "Emotional control 75, concentration 81, limbs 85, appearance 61, lines 95, performance personality traits: close to the people, joyful." ”
Scare......
Sure enough, he is worthy of being the king of sketches, not only his line skills are unbeatable in the world, but even the most bad emotional control and concentration of sketch actors are very good, if it weren't for the characteristics of being close to the people and feeling happy, he would probably be an excellent movie actor.
At this time, Xiao Jiang's father and son and Liu Shishi Lou Yixiao had already begun to act in "Not Bad Money".
It's just that at the beginning, as soon as the grandfather played by the village chief and the girl played by Liu Shishi spoke, the half-baked Northeast dialect immediately made the rehearsal next to him laugh.
Everyone couldn't help but look at it and laughed, and whispered: "Who is this, why is it so unprofessional, and the lines are so stumbling." ”
"You don't know this, the new group, you see that is the famous film director Gu Xiaofan, and the little girl is a female movie star."
"How did they do the skit? It feels so weird. ”
A group of cross talk sketch actors are muttering, this group of people is a little too low.
However, Zhao Benshan listened to the Northeast dialect, and felt that this sketch had some meaning of two people, so he couldn't help but look at it curiously, while Song Dandan closed his eyes on the side to recuperate.
At first, Zhao Benshan frowned when he looked at it, but the more he looked behind, the more he looked at it, the gray and yellow eyes gradually showed excitement, although these actors didn't act very well, but this book was more than ten times higher than his "Torchbearer" level.
Almost every three sentences have a baggage, which can be hilarious.
Before they finished performing, Zhao Benshan couldn't help but walk over, directly stretched out his hand to interrupt them, and pointed at the head of Jiang Village: "Brother~ You are studying opera, right?" ”
Village Chief Jiang was frightened and stammered, "Yes...... It's ......"
"Don't be a fan, you are not a horn in the sketch, you are a funny person, your body should be relaxed, you must have a rhythmic rhythm, and be happy."
Zhao Benshan said, with his hands behind his back, his shoulders shrugged, and his steps were bumpy and demonstrated:
"Rhythm ~ The most important thing in the body of a sketch actor is rhythm, normal is coordinated, you must be uncoordinated to have an effect, like me."
Zhao Benshan only took two steps, Liu Shishi looked at it and immediately couldn't help but laugh out loud, this king of sketches is really too cola~
Gu Xiaofan was also impressed in his heart, and his physical ability with a score of 85 was really extraordinary.
At this time, everyone also relaxed, and also introduced themselves to Zhao Benshan.
Zhao Benshan was very kind to guide Xiao Jiang and Liu Shishi on the essentials of this sketch, as well as how to say Northeast dialect interestingly.
While Xiao Jiang's father and son and Liu Shishi were flattered, Zhao Benshan was actually even more surprised in his heart, because he followed them to actually arrange this sketch, and felt more and more that the sketch was exquisitely choreographed, and how could the words of the role of "grandfather" in it seem to be written specifically for him?
What makes him feel even more itchy is that this sketch is not an exclusive play for one person, but also the outstanding singing performances of two young characters, which is completely prepared for his two heart-to-heart apprentices, Xiao Shenyang and Mao Mao!
If he can get this sketch in his hands, won't his long-cherished wish be fulfilled?
Everyone unconsciously mingled with the king of sketches, but Zhao Benshan's eyes were always looking at Gu Xiaofan, full of anxiety and hesitation.
How could Gu Xiaofan not see the torment in his heart, and smiled secretly in his heart, just waiting for you to open this mouth......
As long as Uncle Benshan speaks first, this matter can be discussed