Chapter 1 What is the name of giving birth to a son?
Liu Qing drove a red Bora and drove slowly on the wide road. After looking at the time, it was already 8:50. At this bird speed, it is simply impossible to get to the company at nine o'clock.
Although Liu Qing is lazy, he is not perverted enough to like to drive at turtle speed. It's not intentional to be late, it's just that it's the rush hour for work, the flow of people coming and going on the road, and the traffic. It makes people think that all of China is concentrated here.
"Anyway, it's already late." Liu Qing exhaled and said to himself with an indifferent face: "Don't let your stomach suffer." "At this time, even if he rushes to the company, according to the system, the company restaurant will definitely not sell his breakfast. The thought turned in his head, and the car slammed to the right, and he squeezed into a piece of bicycle.
Flameout. When I opened the door and got out of the car, there was already a lot of scolding around. However, Liu Qing is not a local, so it doesn't matter if he doesn't understand what they are scolding. I lazily walked to the street snack shop and asked for two raw fried dishes and a big bag of soy milk.
When you get into the car with breakfast, the cold car air conditioner makes you feel refreshed. This perverted weather is already in September, and it is still so hot and humid in the early morning.
When he continued to drive and was about to get into the motor lane, a traffic police motorcycle hula blocked in front of the red Bora.
"Hello, please show your driver's license." A tall policewoman jumped from the motorcycle, and the unique tight-fitting charm of the uniform completely showed off her bumpy figure. Walked up to the Bora window, took off his sunglasses, and knocked on the door. The attitude is not bad, but at least it can be seen that this girl is definitely not in a good mood today. Otherwise, a traffic policeman will not forget her basic etiquette, although things like law enforcement salutes are only superficial procedures. You must know that in a place like Huahai City, residents' awareness is generally advanced, and complaints are still a trivial matter. Moreover, her tone should not be so stiff, as if the world owes her millions.
Slowly rolled down the car window, and the sunlight coming diagonally from the opposite side made Liu Qing dazzling. At the same time, the abundant sunshine also allowed him to see the appearance of this female traffic policeman clearly. Rao works in a large company and is used to seeing all kinds of white-collar beauties Liu Qing, and he couldn't help but lose his mind for a few seconds. It is different from those who have slightly sub-healthy soft white skin. This policewoman gives people the feeling of being healthy and beautiful full of sunshine. With wheat-colored, but smooth jade-like skin that is not rough at all, coupled with that vigorous and delicate body, Liu Qing can judge that there is absolutely no excess fat on her body after scanning her eyes. Especially the pair below the neck is raised, and under the backdrop of the uniform, it is full and erect, which makes people reverie.
When Fu Jundie saw Liu Qing's appearance, she was slightly stunned at first, and her face, which was not very good-looking, became gloomy in an instant.
The temper of beauties is generally not good, and Liu Qing naturally understands this. However, what people never expected was this. The temper of this beautiful policewoman in front of her will be unimaginably hot.
"Bang!" Liu Qing clearly heard a loud noise, and at the same time felt his beloved Bora tremble. If it hadn't been expected, the roof of the car would certainly not have been able to withstand the anger of the female riot policeman and deflated a piece. The citizens who had stopped to watch the excitement were also taken aback and hesitated to stay away from this dangerous place.
"Where are your eyes looking?" The beautiful policewoman was disturbed by Liu Qing's sight, and finally ripped off the mask that she had finally put on.
Sure enough, she will definitely not be in a good mood today. Otherwise, with a woman with her qualifications, why would she have such a big temper with a passer-by like Liu Qing. Even if the menstrual period comes, it's not that exaggerated, right? Could it be that this policewoman has just staged an old-fashioned scene with someone who starts chaotic and ends abandoning?
"The continuation of life is the instinct of every living thing that goes deep into the genes." Liu Qing coughed lightly twice, and looked at her for a long time.
“!?” The beautiful policewoman fully understands the word "round eyes". It seems that she doesn't understand very much, what does this sentence have to do with Zhengda Guangming's Mimi?
"In the absence of immortality, the evolutionary direction of most organisms has chosen mating as a means of prolonging life. In order to continue the life to be the best and safest inheritance, human beings will give priority to the three places of the female surname in the mate selection criteria, under the innate instinctive reaction. Liu Qing is very serious, serious like an old pedant discussing scientific issues with people: "The female surname has a high and straight chest, which means that her genes are excellent and well developed, indicating that she has a strong breastfeeding ability." This ensures that the offspring born have a greater chance of survival. Therefore, what I have just done is nothing more than an instinct left over from the long history of human evolution. It's not about morality. ”
The beautiful policewoman's face was still a little puzzled at first, but the more she listened, the more her face turned blue. Fu Jundie was originally the captain of the dignified city criminal police team, and when he caught a series of forcible suspects half a month ago, he broke three of his ribs, and by the way, he impulsively kicked off his evil life. Although under pressure, after half a month of vacation, he was transferred to the traffic police force for reflection. But Fu Jundie didn't regret it, if she was asked to do it all over again, she would also kick the beast with one kick.
No regrets do not mean that Fu Jundie will be in a good mood. Therefore, this man who stared at his chest with lustful eyes naturally became the target of his own venting. But what Fu Jundie never expected was that this seemingly squinting guy turned out to be so superb. When no one in the entire criminal police team dared to gasp for breath when he was mad, this guy could still talk calmly. The dirty topic suddenly became a set of scientific basis in his mouth, as if looking at his chest was to give himself face. Fu Jundie is very impulsive, and wants to ask him if he should take off the light and give you an appraisal?
"Put your hands behind your head and get the hell out of here." The more Fu Jundie looked at this guy, the more unpleasant he became, and the anger that he originally wanted to vent was quickly inflated by him. It's like a warehouse full of fire, and he casually threw a half-smoked cigarette butt.
"Uh...... I said, it's just illegal parking. Liu Qing looked at the black and dark gun hole aimed at his head, his face suddenly smiled bitterly, and he glanced at the breakfast he put in the co-pilot's seat, with a helpless expression: "Do you need to play so big?" "But I was secretly scolding in my heart, grandma's, this is the best I have encountered. If it's a big fart, I'll smash the car and pull out the gun. The most exaggerated thing is that a traffic policeman is actually equipped with a gun...... When did the security in Huahai City become so outrageous?
Looking at his crying face, Fu Jundie felt a burst of comfort in his heart for no reason. If you want to say that he doesn't like him, there are some small reasons. Those two-colored squints, some unscrupulous eyes are still trivial. The most important thing is that this guy looks two or three points similar to the series of forced annihilation suspects who were kicked out. Fortunately, Liu Qing can't read minds, otherwise, he would definitely have to thank his parents for only giving birth to a two-point resemblance to that scumbag, but his car was sinned. If it's like seven or eight points, God knows if this violent policewoman will play a headshot game immediately......
The surrounding citizens who were originally watching the excitement suddenly dispersed and ran far away to continue watching the play. Behind the car owners who honked their horns because of some traffic jams, they also quieted down.
"I now suspect that you are the ZB series pervert, and immediately hugged your head and got out of the car. Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude. Fu Jundie stared at him very seriously, and the cold glint flashed in her beautiful eyes did not make people suspect that if she didn't do what she said, she would really shoot him. Of course, Fu Jundie knew very well in his heart that that ZB pervert had just been kicked by himself half a month ago, and was being strictly guarded by a military hospital at this time.
There are two kinds of people who usually like to be unreasonable. One is a beautiful woman, and the other is a policeman. And this woman is in two places. As a result, under the pressure of the situation, I had to open the car door and get out of the car with my head in my hands. That ZB series color demon, Liu Qing has also heard of it. If she is really killed as a pervert, then she will die too unjustly.
Fu Jundie skillfully and skillfully cut his hands backwards, took out the cold and shining handcuffs, and handcuffed his hands to the car door. Then I quickly searched his wallet and driver's license.
Looking at his ID card and driver's license, Fu Jundie said with disdain: "Liu Qing? Why don't you call it a hooligan? ”
"Hooligans? Can be considered. Liu Qing chuckled: "If you give birth to a son, I will definitely name him Liu Mang." ”
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