The piercing cry finally receded with Xiaoyu's indifference.

"Grandpa, this jade bracelet was originally red. Now, it's black. Xiao Yu opened the handkerchief and handed it to the old man, "Can you help Xiao Yu change the bracelet back to its original color?"

"Little girl, you're not sick!" the old man looked at her in surprise, "I've lived for a few years, and I've seen people crying, making trouble, and hanging themselves, what kind of way are you playing? Why can't I understand it? It's hard to force me to die, so you tie me up to a tree? You just beg for help!"

Xiao Yu smiled, "Xiao Yu, this will put you down." He walked around to the side of the old man and grabbed his hair with one hand.

"Alas!" the old man opened his mouth, "light!"

Holding the pill between his two fingers, he quickly threw it in, his fingertips ran down his throat, and he swallowed the pill with a hard force down.

Xiao Yu untied the hemp rope and nudged his shoulder, "Grandpa, are you willing to help me?"

As soon as the rope was loosened, his whole body was weak, his feet were weak, and he fell out sideways.

The face of the immortal old man was smashing on a pile of horse manure, "This...... What is this?"

It's okay not to speak, this speech, the soft horse manure, homeopathic into the mouth.

"Phew, bah......" The great humiliation, the immortal old man was furious, "what did you give me?"

Xiaoyu wrapped the jade bracelet, "Grandpa, I really don't want to help Xiaoyu." It's hard to be strong, and I'm not very good at it. ”

"Gollum ......" There was a roaring sound in the fat belly of the immortal old man.

The sound of bowel sounds, more and more urgent, more and more urgent......

"Puff puff puff ......" after the rapid series of farts, there is a feeling of plausibility and plausibility.

A bad premonition, along with the churning colic in the lower abdomen, came to a pour......

The immortal old man struggled desperately, "Laxatives! little rabbit cub, you actually gave me laxatives!"

"That's only half right. Xiaoyu covered her mouth and nose and squatted in front of him, "There is also a numbness that makes people unconscious." ”

Tears welled up in the eyes of the immortal old man, "I've lived for so long, I actually ......"

"Grandpa, are you still not going to help Xiaoyu?" Xiaoyu looked behind him, "I just don't know, you are so old, whether your skin is thin or thick." ”

"Ah, old man, what's wrong with you?" Xiao Yu stood up and shouted outside the courtyard, "Xiao Yu is going to the street to call someone to help." ”

Stomping his foot vigorously, he took a few quick steps forward, "Is there anyone who can help my grandfather." ”

"Xiaoyu. The old man of Changsheng was heartbroken, and hurriedly stopped her, "I'm willing to help you! ”

Before the words fell, there were more than a dozen farts in a row, and the pungent stench filled the entire courtyard.

The old man of Changsheng had two lines of bitter tears, and the bitterness in his heart did not know who to talk to.

It is outside the Three Realms, but it is respected and worshiped by the spirits of the Three Realms.

I never thought that I would suffer such a great shame today.

Lying on the cold ground, the tip of his nose was the smell of horse manure, his lips couldn't help trembling, and he closed his eyes and tasted it carefully.

Several medicines for mortals, mixed with Xiaoyu like this, the medicinal properties have become extremely complicated, and it will take some time to detoxify.

......The voice behind him this time showed the seriousness of the situation.

The immortal old man has eaten a lot of delicacies in the human world, and like mortals, he has the thing of going to the toilet.

Yu Guang looked at Xiao Yu, who was squatting aside, pinching her nose, "Grandpa, have you thought of a way?"

The horse manure was in his mouth, but he didn't dare to speak, and the old man had to blink.

The stench wafted out of the hospital and caused people to talk.

Outside the wall, several neighboring women came over one after another.

"Aunt Li, have you seen it? Whose house is this, why is it so smelly? Is it someone's thatched house that has exploded?"

"The stench seems to come out of this courtyard. ”

"Isn't this the grocery store owner's house?"

"The old man looks seventy or eighty, it can't be that something happened at home. ”

"Yo, that's not exactly. ”

"I didn't see anyone in his family, don't really have an accident. ”

"Let's go, go over and ask. ”

"The grocery store is not open, let's go to the backyard. ”

It didn't take long for a knock on the back door, "Old man, are you at home?"

"It's coming. The door split in two, revealing a crack, and Xiaoyu whispered, "Aunties, who are you looking for?"

There was a weak little girl standing in front of her, and the women decided that Xiaoyu was the boss's family.

"Little girl, you're the granddaughter of the grocery store owner. What's wrong with your house, why does it stink so much? ”

"Is the thatched house full, my man is doing this, or I will call him over and show your house?"

Xiaoyu looked very aggrieved, "Grandpa wanted to eat stinky tofu, so I brought a few cans from my hometown." When I was cleaning up the house, I accidentally knocked over the jar. I'm sorry, but it might smell ......."

"It turned out to be stinky tofu, and we thought it was a full house. The women looked at each other and smiled, "Little girl, if you have anything to do in the future, call us for help, you're welcome." ”

"Aunties and ladies, walk slowly. Xiao Yu nodded and watched them leave.

The old man heard footsteps, and then placed the wooden basin in front of him.

On the cloth bag he was carrying, there was a silver embroidery needle pinned to it, and Xiao Yu pinched the needle in his hand, "Grandpa, you have pulled the ground here, Xiao Yu will help you wipe it." ”

The old man shook his head, and before he could speak, "Eh!" His eyes were dark, he fainted, and there was an embroidery needle stuck in his back.

"It's really dishonest at such an old age. Xiaoyu picked up a handkerchief and soaked it in a basin, wrung off the excess water with both hands, and pinched the two corners and tied them at the back of her head.

"Then you won't smell it. The slightly damp handkerchief was covering his mouth and nose, "The old man has a bad stomach, and he still has to eat so many things, it seems that he can't wipe it clean in a few hours." ”

Xiaoyu was born in the harem, and her biological mother was a personal maid of the concubine. Under the influence of ears and eyes, he is very familiar and experienced with the set of serving people.

Don't look at the young age, but the strength is very great, and in three or five strokes, he helped the old man take a bath and changed his clean clothes.

Tie the limbs of the immortal old man to the four corners of the bed, and Xiao Yu carried the bucket and washed the ground.

I don't know how powerful the immortal old man is, and the smell always lingers.

Xiaoyu went to the grocery store, took some good incense powder, and sprinkled it all on the ground, barely covering the smell.

He tore off the handkerchief on his face and walked straight into the kitchen, and after a while he came out with a bowl of noodles.

In the cloth bag, I took out a paper bag, poured the yellow powder into the bowl in one go, and picked up the chopsticks and stirred the noodles.

A thumb-sized medicine bottle was placed under the old man's nose, and he slowly opened his eyes.

Xiao Yu took the bowl and sat on the edge of the bed, "Grandpa, are you hungry, Xiao Yu has a bowl of noodles, there is meat in it, you can eat some." ”

"Noodles!" the old man stretched his body, his hands firmly tied with hemp rope, "I said Xiaoyu, can you let me go first?"

The stomach has long been empty, a bowl of noodles with meat, how can you not help but be moved.

After eating a trench and growing wise, the immortal old man became vigilant, "You little rabbit cub, it's very bad! What kind of medicine is there on this side?"

Xiaoyu picked up chopsticks, picked up a noodle, put it in her mouth, and picked up another piece of meat and put it in her mouth. Finally took a sip of soup.

After swallowing it all, Xiaoyu opened her mouth, "I've eaten it all, you can rest assured." ”

Xiaoyu picked up the scissors, cut the hemp rope on her wrist, and handed the noodles over, "Eat." ”

The old man took the bowl without hesitation and ate it in a big gulp, "Don't say it, you're not very good, this noodle is very delicious." ”

"This noodle is what I am best at, the noodles should be just right, and the water should be just right. Xiao Yu took a few steps back and turned to leave.

The old man put down the bowl, "Oh, why are you going?"

"You help Xiaoyu repair the table, and in return, Xiaoyu helps you look after the store. Xiaoyu saluted, turned and left.

"No, no, no. The old man looked at the bowl in his hand, dipped his index finger in the noodle soup, "I know! How can you be so kind and bring me a bowl of noodles." ”

"Damn!" the yellow powder, which doesn't dissolve in the noodle soup, "this time, I don't know how many kinds of mixtures are mixed together." For the sake of my life, I have to hurry. ”

Picking up the jade bracelet on the table, the immortal old man stomped his foot, "Huh?"

The skill of driving the clouds cannot be performed.

After stomping his feet a few times, he failed to gather auspicious clouds.

"Hehe, is this teasing me?" The old man was extremely helpless, and walked out with his hands behind his back, "Xiaoyu!"

Xiao Yu ran over when she heard the voice, "What's wrong?" ”

The old man raised his head, "Send me to the nearest temple." ”

Xiao Yu hired a carriage and pulled the old man out of the city.

"I don't know when I will recover?" the old man sat in the carriage and ate the noodles in his hand, "It's so fragrant, especially since this meat is so good." ”

Not far from the city, there is a small land temple, and the carriage is parked outside the temple.

The old man smacked and wiped the oil off his beard, "Xiaoyu, go back and wait for me." ”。

The immortal old man walked into the temple and turned around to close the temple door.

Xiaoyu got into the carriage at this time, "Drive!"

The carriage gradually drove away......

The land lord flew out of the stone statue and hurriedly stepped forward to salute, "Immortal old man." ”

The old man Changsheng was wearing a burlap robe, and there was a half-section of noodles hanging on his beard, "Your land temple is very good." ”

The land lord is an old man on crutches, and he looks much older than the old man of Changsheng.

The land lord was on crutches and looked at him in surprise, "What's wrong with you in this dress?"

"Don't worry what's wrong with me, hurry up, drive the clouds to send me to the Bird Clan. The old man grabbed his arm, "But it's a terrible thing!

The land lord didn't dare to ask more, "You can help me." ”

A cloud gathered under the feet of the two, and the land lord gave an order, "Go, bird clan!"

The temple door of the Land Temple was wide open, and the clouds slowly flew out.