236 Paradise for weight loss

"Lord God, now the high-level gods are crazy, and they all have to rush to prison." Bao Zheng is talking to God, hoping that God will come forward to stop this improper and evil trend, so as to prevent the world from becoming a pot of porridge without the management of a high god.

"Tell me who's doing the trick first?" God still squinted his eyes and said.

Hearing God's words, Athena said that she was not afraid, but she also didn't dare to talk back to God, after all, people are God, one level higher than their father, once they provoke God, the family will have to die from their own stubbornness. But Athena was not a piece of wood, and she opened her eyes wide and hit Bao Zheng's face like a brick. forced Bao Zheng to be terrified, and his urine wet his shoes.

This is the thing in the world, the ghost is on an errand under the hands of God, everything has to go with the flow, and it is absolutely superb ability, and the highest IQ and EQ. It is natural that God does not dare to offend, and it is certain that the king of heaven cannot offend, Athena, you have to come along, isn't this something that wisdom can do?

"Back to God, no one has said yet, I'm afraid that it will be difficult to deal with too many such people." Bao Zheng still turned a corner, the law and facts also need butter to be used as lubricating oil, if you grind hard, it will be damaged quickly, don't argue that your steel is good, it doesn't work, your horse is just a legend, or the horse family was originally a commoner, that's all.

"It depends on the situation, just let go of a nail when you hit it, I'm not so fair as a god, who will be a god when it comes to fairness in everything?" As soon as God put his words away, another mind was dozing off him.

"God is crazy too!" Bao Zheng was so angry that he scolded in his heart.

"Your Excellency, have you heard God's word?" Athena now knew that God was likely to be her grandfather. Of course, it is very likely that his father became the king of heaven, and if there is no family bloodline, who can mix for a long time?

"How many years are you going to sit there?" Bao Zheng simply asked Athena, don't wait for the verdict to be announced, and there will be another year or more years, and you will make trouble without steps.

"Three years." Athena thought of being like Hera, and didn't think much of anything else. This is naturally like some kind of ghost fan at the moment, I heard that a certain star likes to squat on the toilet to read. I also go to the toilet to squat and read while eating while eating, although eating and are incompatible, but squatting and reading are always true, and this is enough.

(Wait for the book to be signed.) I sent someone to the toilet to post an advertisement, and while she was pulling her, she saw a book on the advertisement, so she took a look at Baidu. I also became a famous star, squatting and reading on the toilet. )

At this time, Zeus, the king of heaven, walked up to Bao Zheng and whispered: "You must spend thirty yuan a day for her." I'm afraid she wants to hide there to lose weight, it's bitter, tired and there is no good food, it's the best holy place to lose weight. Nowadays, there are still girls who have heard that Africa is a good place to lose weight, and many people go there crazy. Guess what they said, you have to lose weight when you die, and if you can't lose it, you will die......"

"If you think about weight loss alone, going to jail is certainly a better way. The problem is that when they get there, they are also in a high position, and no one dares to ask them to go out to work. If they only have the idea of losing weight, they don't have the will to lose weight, which is equal to zero.

As long as there are people living in the place, don't be afraid that they won't be able to eat good things, she is such a high god herself, plus she is the second generation of gods, it is too late to tie the knot, and she will definitely eat fatter than at home. Bao Zheng was also whispering to Zeus, the king of heaven, about Athena's forced self-inflicted imprisonment, and she had to be let go when the matter came.

"You have to eat thirty dollars a day, that's what your father, the King of Heaven, said. He was afraid that you would hide in that place to lose weight, because the place was too remote, there was no good food and no good sleep, and there might be some hard work. It's a paradise for weight loss.

Just because the weight loss conditions are so good, I am afraid that you will reduce people to a piece of firewood B, and in the end you will marry a ghost? Is the person willing to eat thirty dollars a day? Bao Zheng had no choice but to put forward a small condition for the parties.

"Back to Your Excellency. My client has the right to remain silent, because there is a serious right to freedom to eat. "Di Renjie hasn't had a chance to speak for a long time, and this time he picked up a bargain.

"Well, this judge announced that Athena will be sentenced to three years to dig coal in the Xinhua Coal Mine." Bao Zheng gently slapped the board table with Jingtang wood, and shivered at the same time. His eyes looked straight at Athena.

As expected, Athena cried. It's because Jingtangmu patted it gently, like putting a person into a coffin, even if he was only half dead, there was no possibility of resurrection, and he would only die faster. Incidents of coffins are common, but they are rarely heard of when the coffins are opened.

At this time, Niangniang was about to be an advanced worker again, and she saw that Athena was in tears, so she quickly got up and came to Athena to persuade: "You can go with confidence, I will go to see you when I have time, who called us women?" As long as something happens to the head, there is no owner of the six bodies, and everyone who falls on it will feel cold in their hearts. ”

Niangniang hugged Athena and the two fools cried together, because Niangniang is a woman with a handful of years, and the past has been accumulated together for many years, and she was infected by Athena's pain virus, and she was paralyzed in only seconds.

This is the pain behind being a hero, Athena became a hero, and she was willing to go to prison, but the price to pay for this stupid attachment is conceivable. In fact, Athena wanted to hide in a corner to repent of her stupid company B, to regret that she was brainwashed by the oriental devils, and her momentary mistake was completely due to this ghost's back.

Athena was crying because she had forgotten for a moment that she had chosen Haohi, and only thought that she would really go to prison and go down the mine to dig coal, and it was really not worth it to exchange Haohi in such a way. Just like a child who chooses to herd cattle instead of going to school, it's not worth it to get good in this way.

It seems that people are destined to shed a few tears in their lives, just like when a girl gets married, is she still a woman without shedding a few tears? Definitely.

Venus saw that Athena was liberated, and he himself was also trolling, like a gambling spinner, whether to follow or not? If the cards in her Athena's hand are not too much, it is fried chicken, so she simply follows the last hand, and looks at her hole cards in life and death.

There are many reasons for this, and as far as social relations are concerned, Venus is a must-have, because she also followed Athena to see Hera digging coal, and in addition to staining her clothes, she was very amusement. You can also pick up all kinds of paleontological fossils and fake diamonds dug up from deep underground. And you can also feel the miserable life of the little fairies, such as watching them scratch each other's corsets to grab a piece of firewood and make two pieces of tofu dance in the air. Yellow mud and coal make the face like two orangutans fighting.

There is also the shouting of the gods who turn over the gangue on the gangue mountain. And if you are willing to exert a little more effort, you can also lose weight by the way. It's strange that Venus also thought that going to jail was a good place to lose weight.

Immortals are not absolutely free, Venus thought that since everyone else Hera had gone up, why did he not go up? If she, Hera, just wanted to be an example and make a small sacrifice for herself in order to promote the great reform of the divine realm, why didn't she help her? Maybe this is the furnace of a society, so why not fall into it while you are still young?

The English prince is also obliged to be a compulsory soldier for a year, and he himself will follow Athena to be stupid. It's not necessarily a good thing for you to live very smart every day, just like the mothers in the depths of the mountains, who always live stupidly all their lives, ** at the age of ten The body is still like a little bird. Venus fell into the evil spirit, thinking that the English prince would also be a conscript, and thinking of the bitter life chief in the depths of the mountains.

Venus thought of this, so he chased after him and said to Athena: "Athena, don't be sad, I will also go and ask Lord Bao Zhengbao, let's go together......"

"Julius Caesar, do you think this reform will continue?" When Bao Zheng was dozing off with the help of the king of heaven and God, he asked Julius Caesar, meaning that it was no longer possible, and they were all going crazy.

"Stay the course!" Caesar thinks that there is no problem with his ass, mainly because he wants to lure Zeus, the king of heaven, into the water, see if he can be a temporary king, and then meet the opportunity to act.

As soon as Julius Caesar's words fell, Venus came in from outside and sat down in the defendant's seat, and opened his mouth to sentence her to dig coal: "Your Excellency, please sentence me to dig coal for three years." ”

Bao Zheng is worried about reform, unlike the world, these immortals are crazy, and they all rush to go to prison as a beauty difference. What makes Bao Zheng a headache is that if she asks Venus the same way she asked Athena, she will tell who she stole from? Zhanzhao was stolen by Athena first, could she say that she stole herself? Steal my bag!

However, Di Renjie is secretly happy, he is happy that Bao Zheng is not smart, why would he think of working in a foreign country, can you do this idea of different regions? One day you won't be able to eat and walk around.

"If you have committed any crime, you must not pretend to be a criminal by falsehood, otherwise you will not be sentenced." Bao Zheng reluctantly said what a judge should say.

"I am guilty of stealing like Athena......" is the statement of the facts of Venus's crime.

Venus's statement woke up both the king and God, and the scene began to become very serious, which made Venus's eyes begin to look at the faces of the king and God. Of course, I'm a little afraid, these two guys are their direct bosses after all, and it will be difficult for either of them to come out to stop things, at least they will be unhappy.

"What the hell are you arguing about?" The eyes of the king of heaven have not really opened, and he only feels that someone is arguing, because he is a god, and he can say a random word without waiting to see clearly. (To be continued.) )