Chapter 34: The Boar (5)
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"Yunyang, why did you call me to your house so late? He also brought a pig-killing knife. Zhang Zhizhan was called up from the bed by Zhang Yunyang, and his mood was a little unhappy.
Actually, it's really not the right time for Zhang Yunyang to come, Zhang Zhizhan hasn't done that with his mother-in-law for a few days, it's easy to wait for the children to fall asleep, and then he got the opportunity, but he didn't expect to get to Xingtou, this damn Zhang Yunyang actually came to call the door.
Zhang Zhizhan is the butcher master of Zhangjiashan, and anyone in the Zhangjiashan production team who wants to kill pigs will call Zhang Zhizhan to go. However, in recent years, Zhang Zhizhan's business has not been very busy.
"What else can you do? If you are not called to kill pigs, are you still told to kill people? Zhang Yunyang said.
"Oh. Oh, that's not right. When did you feed the pigs at home? Zhang Zhizhan is very familiar with Zhang Yunyang's family, what he raises at home, and how much he raises is as clear as his own family.
"I didn't say I raised my own pigs." Zhang Yunyang said.
"Is it to help other families kill pigs? This bastard is really, you said you were going to kill a pig and you didn't know to tell me earlier. Besides, pigs are killed early, why do you still kill pigs at this time. Is the pig dying? Zhang Zhizhan asked.
"Whoever says it's someone else's house, it's my house. I told you, it's not a pig. It's a wild boar. I caught a wild boar from Boar Ridge and came back. Zhang Yunyang said.
"Haha, you catch a wild boar cub and come back, cut it with a kitchen knife yourself, and call me this butcher. Really. Zhang Zhizhan was a little crazy.
"Four or five hundred pounds, wait for you to use a kitchen knife to chop and try." Zhang Yunyang said angrily.
"Fool you. Four or five hundred pounds of wild boar, you still catch it alive. I think if you really encounter a wild boar of four or five hundred catties, it will be good if you can come back alive. Even if you're a blind cat and a dead mouse, you'll have to carry it! Zhang Zhizhan couldn't stop laughing.
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to tell you. When you get to my house, you'll know. Zhang Yunyang rolled his eyes, it was indeed difficult to convince Zhang Zhizhan of this matter.
Walking to the big flat in front of his house, Zhang Yunyang shouted loudly, "Mother-in-law, is the water boiling?" ”
"So fast. It's just burning! But Zhang Shanhai replied.
He Ni opened the door, "Sixth brother is here, let's sit down first." ”
"Hey, you're busy. Yunyang, what about wild boars? The big flat outside the house was surrounded by trees, and the light was extremely dim, Zhang Zhizhan didn't see the big wild boar outside the house clearly, and thought that the black ball was Zhang Yunyang's firewood.
Zhang Yunyang turned on the flashlight and took a picture at the wild boar, "Oh, that's not it." ”
"My mother. What a wild boar. It's like a mountain, how big it has to be! Didn't the boar come to your house on its own? This is a dead boar, and you can't even carry it on your back! Zhang Zhizhan glanced at it and broke out in a cold sweat, a huge wild boar was tied up with flowers and placed in the yard, which was really spectacular.
"Haha, scared, right? Didn't you say cut directly with a kitchen knife? Wait a minute, you come and try. Zhang Yunyang was very relieved when he saw Zhang Zhizhan's surprised look.
"Did you really carry it back from Boar Ridge?" Zhang Zhizhan asked.
"It's true. As for the process, don't ask, anyway, this time it's really a bit mysterious. I can't tell you clearly. But I can tell you, but I can't go to the village and tell others, just say that it was carried back from the wild boar ridge by two of our brothers, and it was put in a condom, and it weighed only two or three hundred catties. Zhang Yunyang said.
Zhang Zhizhan glanced at Zhang Yunyang, and immediately understood what Zhang Yunyang meant, this fact was a little unbelievable, but he couldn't think of the end, and nodded, "Don't worry, you don't know what kind of person I am." ”
"Whoa!" Suddenly, the boar lying on the ground rolled a little, only to find that it was tied to the ground with a rope, and could not break free at all, and let out an angry howl.
"It's a trouble, and the two of us can't catch it at all. Moreover, such a big wild boar has a thick skin, and it is not easy to kill, and the two of us are afraid that it will not be easy to get it. Zhang Zhizhan said.
"Then I'll call someone over, but let someone else pull it, I'm still worried that it won't be clear." Zhang Yunyang said.
"You're not stealing, what are you afraid of? When will the old seven families not get one or two wild boars back? Who said there was anything wrong with his family? Zhang Zhizhan said.
"The wild boar he got was a piglet at best. Can it compare to the wild boar I made? Zhang Yunyang said.
"Dad, if I make this boar unable to move, will you be able to kill it?" Zhang Shanhai walked out of the house.
"That's not easy. Although the skin of this wild boar is very thick, he is also meaty, can he still be like a steel plate? Hey, stinky boy, can you make this boar move? Hi. After talking for a long time, isn't this nonsense? Zhang Zhizhan naturally didn't believe that Zhang Shanhai could keep the wild boar from moving.
Zhang Yunyang knew his son's magic, and nodded, "If you have a way to keep the wild boar from moving, your sixth uncle will definitely be able to bleed the wild boar." ”
Zhang Zhizhan looked at Zhang Yunyang with some puzzlement, he didn't expect Zhang Yunyang to really believe that Zhang Shanhai could make the wild boar not move, "Yunyang, go get an axe, or take a big hammer, first knock this wild boar unconscious, and then bleed." ”
"No, wait first, let Shanhai think of a way." Zhang Yunyang waved his hand.
Zhang Zhizhan is even more strange, this father and son are really interesting, isn't this child's play?
Zhang Shanhai turned around, waved his hand a few times, muttered softly in his mouth for a while, and then waved his hand violently at the wild boar.
Zhang Zhizhan only heard one sentence clearly, "Urgency is like a law." I almost didn't laugh out loud.
However, Zhang Shanhai turned around and said, "Okay." Within half an hour, it should not be able to move. ”
"Poof!" Zhang Zhizhan couldn't help laughing, "Silly boy, this is not a playhouse. Yunyang, go get the hammer. ”
Zhang Yunyang approached the wild boar and kicked it hard, only to find that the wild boar only snorted, but couldn't move at all.
"Zhizhan, you can take a look now, can you use the knife?" Zhang Yunyang turned around and asked.
"I don't dare, you know the rules, you can't kill with one knife, I won't use a second knife." Zhang Zhizhan said.
Biyun Commune is such a rule, the butcher can't kill the pig with the second knife, one knife can't kill the unlucky, killing the second knife means that there is some meaning of killing everything, and there will be retribution. Therefore, the butcher master here in Biyun Commune never refuses to kill two knives.
Zhang Yunyang smiled, "I know." If you don't move the pig and you have to kill it twice, then you just don't eat this bowl of rice. ”
"This is a wild boar, so big, ordinary people can't catch it, but the two of us can catch it? When it is stabbed, it moves slightly, and the knife is crooked, and its thick skin will definitely not be able to enter. No, no, no. Hurry up and call someone, or go and get a hammer. Zhang Zhizhan shook his head again and again.
"Hey, I said you're a person who doesn't even look at you, just rambling there. You come and have a look. Zhang Yunyang beckoned.
Zhang Zhizhan walked over and glanced at it casually, but was surprised that the wild boar seemed to be asleep, and did not move at all on the ground.
"What's going on?" Zhang Zhizhan asked in surprise, and suddenly glanced back at Zhang Shanhai, who was sitting in front of the kitchen stove and burning the fire, "Could it really be that the mountains and seas made this wild boar unable to move?" ”
"I don't understand this matter either, anyway, you give me a tighter mouth about this matter, I don't want to hide it from you, but don't let the people in the village know." Zhang Yunyang whispered, glanced back at the kitchen and said, "My mother-in-law doesn't know about this yet." Don't miss it. ”