"Didn't I tell you, I deliberately made people to create rumors, mainly to make Lu Bu disgusted that Helen, the number one beauty in the world, has syphilis on B. Heroes can not be afraid of death, this is because dying on the battlefield is an honor, if you have syphilis, you will die a shameful death, which is the most taboo thing for heroes in the world. You, Qin Shi Huang, don't come to entanglement anymore. I call you Lord! "Because the Heavenly King didn't have time to discuss with Qin Shi Huang before using the plan, Qin Shi Huang insisted that it was true.

How can I believe that? You can't let me have the foresight, and if you can, I'll ask Mr. Hua Tuo to check it out for me, and I'll admit that there is no syphilis. "Qin Shi Huang proposed to go directly to see the beauty Helen's B, although this is a bit excessive, but if you can stand in the position of the person concerned, it is very reasonable, because it is related to the life safety of the party, and then this is a very large transaction and equivalent exchange across borders and people, ghosts, demons, fairies and gods. It's a top-level hooligan deal of a virgin sister for a virgin sister, and if you don't handle it well, the gang will make the world a miasma, and no one will be at peace.

Hua Tuo was not good on the side, he had become a sandwich biscuit for these two big hooligans. Hua Tuo was just looking back and forth on their faces with two eyes, in order to serve as a reminder to these two big guys, meaning don't mess around, none of you are weak or strong.

"What does Mr. Hua Tuo think?" Zeus, the king of heaven, has the intention of making concessions, and he does not think that he is a high god.

"What comes to my mind is that you will exchange pure beauties for beauties, that is to say, put Helen and Xi Shi together, you and Qin Shi Huang each bring one, you take Xi Shi away, and Qin Shi Huang takes Helen away. As for all the national treasures that Qin Shi Huang brought from the Central Plains, they returned to the Central Plains intact. That's all I have to say, can you refer to it? "Hua Tuo is afraid of playing big, because He's Bi and Jiuding are indispensable, and if they are less, they will be scolded by the people of the Central Plains.

"Then I don't think there are four beauties in your Central Plains, so bring those three too?" Zeus, the king of heaven, wanted to die four Bs with one egg, this is the style of the supreme emperor god. The beauties of the world are all skewered.

"This!" Hua Tuo was calling his mother, and he was invited into the urn by Zeus, the king of heaven.

"Is there one?" Qin Shi Huang still had a look in his eyes when he said this, meaning that he wanted Hua Tuo to say no.

"We don't seem to have four beauties in the Central Plains, maybe not!" Hua Tuo didn't dare to say it to death. I'm afraid that the King of Heaven will be angry, so I have to say a word to see if the King of Heaven doesn't know that there are really no four beauties in the Central Plains?

"No, I remember you used it as a specimen when you were doing plastic surgery on Eris, and what about the book?" Zeus, the king of heaven, is not stupid. You have to be realistic.

Listening to the words of the Heavenly King, Hua Tuo looked at Qin Shi Huang's face with wide eyes dumbfounded, which meant that this sentence was answered by Qin Shi Huang.

Because this is not expected, just like gamblers, they hide a pair of natural cards in their hands in advance, but this is not the biggest. Goose! Just in response to such a sentence, if you are not afraid of 10,000, you are afraid of what if. Sure enough, in case, people pressed their feet to throw a bet, just bet on your last hand, because you can see that there are still two good cards in it: a pair of monkeys and a pair of days.

Goose. A pair of heavenly piles were hidden in their hands in advance, and one of the pressures was not vegetarian, and he also put this pair of monkeys at the end: Wanguan family wealth and one bet to throw!

"Is there anything in the book, let him read it." Qin Shi Huang said that this was an irresponsible sentence, and he didn't use his brains to follow B.

"It's in the book, I've seen it all, Hua Tuo took it out and read it." The King of Heaven did not budge at all.

"Take it out, I haven't read it for a long time, and a book is full of beautiful sisters!" The Heavenly King stared at Hua Tuo's face and said. And got up and stretched out his hand to touch Hua Tuo's waist, making a strong and brute appearance, meaning to let Qin Shi Huang know that this was not voluntary by Hua Tuo, but there was no way.

Hua Tuo was letting go of his body. As a girl, she was afraid that someone would touch her armpits, and her eyes looked straight at Qin Shi Huang, which means that you don't blame me for seeing this, or let him see it, right?

Qin Shi Huang saw that Hua Tuo and the Heavenly King were blushing, and it would not be good if the stalemate continued, so he made a reconciliation and said: "If there is one on the body, let him see it?" ”

Goose! It seems that two women are trying to persuade a little sister to take off her pants and let them see if B has hair on it? If you say it's good, you won't tell anyone about it. This is purely a B call. It may not be too late to go outside that night to tell others, but it is certain that my husband is hiding under the covers: a dog will laugh to death if he grows a B hair at the age of ten.

Listening to Qin Shi Huang's words, Hua Tuo blushed even more, and there was a taste of a three-person small person suffering a loss.

This is why pimps are not easy to be, small businesses can't make money, and big businesses are not easy to mess with. It's a trivial thing to be angry when you encounter a bad situation, and sometimes you have to put yourself in it. For example, if the young lady doesn't come, everyone will wait for a long time, and you have to be hard-headed. If you are a man, you have to use your anus, the ghost is weird, the ghost wants you to eat this bowl of rice, you must know that everyone in the world has their own professional difficulties.

"I'll do it myself!" I'll do it myself.

This is when the King of Heaven stretched out his hand to touch Hua Tuo's waist, he hadn't touched it for a long time, and Qin Shi Huang said to let him see it.

Why does Hua Tuo keep blushing? It turned out that Hua Tuo put the picture of the beautiful woman on his lap, and he was rolling it into a bookbox and putting it on a few pieces. Hua Tuo was untying the folded pants from the trouser belt, because this was not something that could be taken out at once, so after taking off the pants, he had to untie the small rope hanging from his waist and the small rope hanging from his legs, and then he could withdraw the bookhouse from the several.

While doing this, both the Heavenly King and Qin Shi Huang were laughing to death. Goose! It seems that it still has someone, and this bookbox may be a little smaller, and it has made a few hoops purple.

(It is said on the Internet that a man was put on a few pieces by his mother, and he will be wasted if he arrives at the hospital an hour or two late.) It took more than three hours with a cutter. That's a man. The woman also had this ghostly thing, a light bulb exploded in it, and it became a crushing fracture, and it took seven days and seven nights to finish, and the doctors and nurses were exhausted to death. ）

Hua Tuo washed his eggs on the side and didn't say anything.

Qin Shi Huang and Zeus, the king of heaven, are looking at the beauties on the female picture, Xi Shi is the first, and the second can't see clearly, because they happened to be rubbed beyond recognition by Hua Tuo's few times, which makes the king of heaven not know who it is, but Qin Shi Huang is different, not only knowing, but also deducing from listening to their rankings that this is Diao Chan. Goose! Minchan is Lu Bu's wife, and if this turn doesn't turn well, it will turn the world upside down.

"Who is this unsightly person? There's still a little bit of shame on his face, and it doesn't matter. It could be Hua Tuo's urine. The King said.

"Maybe, definitely." Qin Shi Huang said.

"Who is this unclear? Only one side of the face can be seen clearly, but this side of the face is enough to prove that this product is beautiful. The King of Heaven said almost to himself.

Why did Qin Shi Huang never answer the words of the Heavenly King? Isn't Qin Shi Huang thinking of a way, he is thinking of using Daji to be a man. This is the first to raise a voice and say: "This one who can't see clearly may be Daji." ”

When he heard this, Hua Tuo was still washing his eggs, because he was still taking a massage to help reduce swelling, and when he heard Qin Shi Huang say this, he thought that there was no Daji among the four beauties, it was Xi Shi Minchan, Wang Zhaojun and Yang Yuhuan.

When Hua Tuo clicked these four beauties in his heart. When I clicked on Mink Chan, I thought that this was Qin Shi Huang telling myself, could I use Daji to replace Mink Chan? Thinking of this, Hua Tuo hurriedly answered and said, "I'm afraid it's Daji, you can see it clearly." "This is a master's move, it is all according to normal conventions, as long as you are good, others will not be wrong.

"Daji, I didn't seem to hear this person before, what Yang came?" The King of Heaven said in doubt.

"One of them is named Yang Yuhuan!" Qin Shi Huang is doing a rush to answer the question.

Hua Tuo also came over after washing his eggs, he pinched Qin Shi Huang's buttocks, and began to speak: "Actually, Daji is more beautiful than Xi Shi." ”

But Qin Shi Huang didn't dare to think like this, could he mix Daji into the four beauties? While Zeus, the king of heaven, was looking into death. When they came to the door, Qin Shi Huang said, "Can you put this piece of Daji next to the Heavenly King?" ”

"What's not to do, let her blow the pillow wind to kill some of the high gods under the weak Heavenly King, and let the Heavenly King Zeus repeat the mistakes of the Heavenly King." Hua Tuo said.

"I'm afraid I'm going to go to a military court, and when the time comes, I'll have to walk around if I can't eat!" In this regard, Qin Shi Huang is more timid than Hua Tuo, which may also be because Qin Shi Huang is the main culprit and knows that the consequences of doing so are unimaginable, and he Hua Tuo is just a pimp, just to make a little money from it and make a living. Because everything in the world is about profit and risk. If the profit is not natural, the risk will not be great.

But there are also some stupid criminal activities, which are not very profitable but not lightly culpable, and these are mostly low-IQ crimes. For example, there is a cicada head to saw a high-voltage power tower......

"Isn't there no way, Minchan is Lu Bu's wife. If you want to get Minchan to be by the Heavenly King, you will definitely not agree, Lu Bu, the cicada, will kill people. Hua Tuo said.

Qin Shi Huang was a little afraid of Lu Bu, and when he heard Hua Tuo say this, he didn't dare to say anything about what could or couldn't be done, and accepted Hua Tuo's opinion in a tacit way.

"Heavenly King. I'll trade four beauties for one of your beauties, Helen, you have to make sure that this thing is syphilis-free, and you have to make sure that it's a virgin. But this kind of assurance is not just a matter of mouth, but we have to see it together. If there is syphilis, let Hua Tuo come to check, of course, it must be a virgin. Qin Shi Huang said.

Because the king of heaven saw the second among the four beauties, he only saw one side of the face clearly, and the other side of the face was rubbed by Hua Tuo so that he couldn't see it clearly. This makes the king of heaven tend to be more beautiful when he doesn't see this side of his face clearly, just like a fish that has gone, it must be big.

If it is too much and indiscriminate, the king of heaven will definitely not agree, if it is Niu B, you will take 10,000 heads and put them in front of the king, and the king will not like it. And this is more than enough, which makes the king as good as possible.

In order to witness half of his guessed face, Zeus, the king of heaven, readily agreed: "I will ask Athena to bring Helen, and after reading it, you will go and bring these four beauties, and immediately exchange B for B, and everyone will be happy!" ”

"The king of heaven is really a man of temperament, you go and ask Athena to bring the beautiful Helen, let's go and prepare these four beauties, see you in the afternoon!" Qin Shi Huang said.

"See you in the afternoon!" The King replied.

"See you in the afternoon!" This is Hua Tuo said, of course, he also has to go, he wants to discuss with Qin Shi Huang, how to teach Daji to kill the beloved generals under the Heavenly King, so that the Heavenly King will repeat the mistakes of the Heavenly King.

……

"Bao Zheng, come here, on such a hot day, you can also come and wash, I think you must be so dirty and black by now." This is Guanyin bathing in the lotus pond, and she sometimes climbs on a big lotus, dancing and singing.

And Bao Zheng is planting vegetables by this lotus pond, he is now Liu Bei, and he can only grow vegetables to pass the time. Listening to Guanyin calling him in the pond, Bao Zheng thought that this was impossible, why did she Guanyin take a bath and call me away? Am I asleep, dreaming? Bao Zheng thought so.

Goose! Anyway, there is no one else here, Shunfeng Ear drove Shunsheng Eye, Bao Zheng raised his head and looked, and sure enough, he saw a pile of white flesh, Guanyin was sitting on a big lotus.

At this time, Bao Zheng hoeed grass was also tired of stinky sweat, and he took a bath and took a bath, as long as he didn't make it bad.

"Come here, I'll rub your back." Guanyin said.

Bao Zheng felt that there was nothing wrong with this, let her be, just don't take the initiative, listen to the words of the gods, and be a good child.

"Come, sit here!" Guanyin hugged Bao Zheng like a child and sat in his chest.

As soon as I sat down this lotus flower began to rise to the sky (this is the legend of Guanyin's barefoot lotus seat, in order to beautify the purity of Guanyin, Bao Zheng was not written into the legend in her arms, and the portrait of Guanyin was natural and she was the only one sitting on the lotus. ）。

"Sister Guanyin, are you going to take me there?" Bao Zheng saw that something was wrong, and hurriedly asked Guanyin what was going on.

"We're on Tiger Star in outer space. Didn't you say that your dad took your mom to Tiger Star to fuck B, and then gave birth to you, who is much smarter than mortals.

We're going to Tiger Star in space this time, and I'll let you me, and then give birth to a little Bao Zheng, who must be smarter than you. Guanyin explained his motivation to Bao Zhengxian, because this is cooperation, both parties must be clear about what they are doing, what kind of efforts they have to pay, and how much benefit will the future results bring to themselves?

Bao Zheng listened to Guanyin's words, and was so angry that he wanted to die of a bull B, why was his nonsense taken seriously by Guanyin? This is nothing, where in the world did the ghost tiger star come from, it is purely the product of his own nonsense and nonsense.

"Sister Guanyin, this is nothing. I just borrowed a seed to go to the sky, went to outer space and turned around and came back to plant in the ground will yield a higher yield, and I thought that people going to outer space to fuck B will give birth to a smarter than fucking B on the earth, this is just an assumption, or a wish. Why should Sister Guanyin take it seriously? ”

"Don't say it, what I want is your hypothesis, and the real design is not good, or it is not worth the money. Do you know what scientific assumptions mean? "Guanyin reinforces a kind of science, allowing people to answer what the hypothesis means. (To be continued.) )