Chapter 1078: Senior Sister's Boudoir
Lu Xiaoyu's bedroom is not big, only a dozen square meters. The white walls, pink curtains, lotus lotus bed skirts, and foundation blue flower bedding make the whole room look very elegant and warm.
Standing in Xiao Yu's room, looking at the tempting big bed, imagining the beautiful sleeping posture of the senior sister lying on the bed, Zhang Daguan's heart couldn't help but have a strange feeling. Especially the fragrant fragrance in the room, which constantly impacted Zhang Zheng's sense of smell, made him sniff and smell greedily.
"Brother Zhang, what are you doing? Do you have rhinitis? Lu Dayu asked.
"No, how can I have rhinitis?"
"Then why are you snorting?"
"I'm practicing."
"Ahh Practice? What kind of exercises? ”
"Of course, it's nose practice."
"Haha, I've heard of practicing palm skills, leg skills, head skills, and elbow skills, and I really haven't heard of nose skills, you kid won't be talking nonsense, right?"
"I said Sister Lu, your old man is too lonely and unheard, brother tell you now, there are not only nose practitioners in the world, but also whip exercises, haven't you heard of it?" Zhang Zheng said.
"Who says they haven't heard of it? I've seen the movie "Divine Whip" twice. Lu Dayu said.
"Ah, can this kind of kung fu be made into a movie? Isn't Huaxia very strict in this regard? Zhang Zheng said.
"Control? What to control? ”
"Human organs."
"What nonsense are you talking about? What does "Divine Whip" have to do with human organs? Lu Dayu said with disdain.
"Of course, it has to do with it, and the books of Chinese medicine are recorded like this: whip, male external genitalia also. Rich in androgens, proteins, fats, can tonify the kidney and support yang, and mainly treat kidney deficiency*, spermatozoa, waist and knee soreness and other symptoms. The whip is rich in collagen, with a content of up to 98%, which is the first choice for women's beauty and beauty. As a precious tonic, whip is widely popular all over the world and is a hot ...... in various food and beverage establishments."
"You, you bad thing, it's just nonsense, don't you know that there is a stinky girl here who is not deeply involved in the world? I, I'll strangle you. ”
After listening to Zhang Zheng's explanation, Lu Dayu was angry, what kind of person, even such disgusting words, he dared to talk nonsense in front of this girl.
"Oops! I said wife, it's really pinching. Senior sister, don't just look at it, hurry up and help my junior brother. ”
"Well deserved! Who let you talk nonsense, junior brother is not good, senior sister's fault, let my sister replace my sister and I will discipline you, a bad guy who is obsessed with lust. Ha ha! Lu Xiaoyu said with a smile.
"The conscience of heaven and earth, I really don't have a lust fan today."
"Haha, I said junior brother, as soon as you entered your senior sister's room, you kept snorting, why, give me the truth." Lu Xiaoyu said.
"Okay, since it has come to this point, I have no choice but to confess. The color of the senior sister's room is mainly pink and white, which is too tempting. ”
"Why?"
"When the ancients described a woman's body, they often used words such as 'pink and white', such as: pink peach blossom with spring smile, white like hibiscus can interpret words. Another example: the powder face is like a peach, the crisp chest is half exposed, the skin is like snow, the jade body is sultry, and so on. Senior sister, you say, such a tempting scene, can you not make your junior brother think about it? Zhang Zheng explained.
"Oh, that sounds reasonable, but ......"
"There is even more temptation, do you want to hear it?"
"you, I'm your senior sister, not your wife, your wife is by your side." Lu Xiaoyu said.
"Senior sister misunderstood, there is a comma between senior sister and wife."
"Oh, it turns out that I was too careful, so let's talk about it, what is more tempting."
"There is a poem written by the ancients: The peach blossom pollen of the trees is like a face, and the skirts of the Yiren are fragrant. The two of you are wearing skirts today, and the fragrance from the skirts is really difficult for the junior brother to resist, so I can't help but sniffle. ”
"Ahh No, why can't I smell it? Lu Xiaoyu said.
"Don't listen to him, I don't smell anything." Lu Dayu said.
"Sister Lu, my brother is really not fooling. According to research, animals, insects, including humans, rely on smell to attract the opposite sex and mate. Therefore, the conclusion is that among people of the same sex, the perception of odor is very insensitive, while among people of the opposite sex, the perception of odor is particularly strong. So, that's probably why both of you can't smell the scent in your skirt. Zhang Daguan began to use his three-inch tongue to fool the two sisters.
"Oh, what the junior brother said seems to have some truth."
"What do you call it like, it is. French experts have further proved that there is a special chemical called 'pheromones' in the human body, and that the charming smell of human bodies is secreted by this pheromone particle. It is precisely because of the attraction of this smell that people fall in love at first sight and ignite the fire of blazing love. Zhang Zheng continued to flicker.