After Zhang Zheng finished speaking, his big hand touched Lu Dayu's buttocks. Sun Di is far from cool, and the post-school Yang Moyang is alone, "Haha!" ”

After listening to Zhang Daguan's witty jokes, everyone was amused and laughed.

"Haha, this guy actually made up this kind of words into the lyrics, it's too unusual."

Wu Qianqian, Qin Lan and the others laughed.

"Haha, Brother Zhang, you are too powerful."

Fu Cheng and the others coaxed.

"I said Shiqing, are you? That's how your brother Zhang took advantage of your sister Lu. ”

Xia Lin said to Zou Shiqing.

"Is that a bargain? Isn't it just touching it through your clothes? ”

Zou Shiqing said disapprovingly.

Charlene said, "Hey! I said stinky girl, what do you say? Isn't that called taking advantage? Can these parts of a woman be touched by a man casually? ”

"Usually in a crowded place, there are more crowded things, is it all taking advantage? I can't. ”

Zou Shiqing said.

Xia Lin said: "Stinky girl, the situation you said is unconscious, of course you can't forget it, but your brother Zhang did it on purpose just now, so it is ironclad that he took advantage of your sister Lu." ”

"Is it taking advantage of it, I think the key is how the party thinks that Sister Lu thinks that Brother Zhang has eaten tofu, that is, Brother Zhang takes advantage of Sister Lu, if Sister Lu doesn't think so, then it shouldn't be counted."

Zou Shiqing said.

"Stinky girl, there is an insurmountable generation gap between us, and I can't communicate with you."

Charlene said helplessly.

After being eaten by Zhang Daguan, the beauty of Lu Da didn't react, but continued: "Stinky nerd erotic maniac, robbing a beautiful woman and losing her conscience, don't be a little girl, let you taste the golden hoop stick, the golden hoop stick." ”

After Lu Dayu finished speaking, he raised the head of his pointed high heels and kicked Zhang Zheng hard.

"Ouch!"

Lu Dayu stepped down and kicked in the crook of Zhang Zheng's right leg, and the unprepared Zhang Zheng's leg bent and stumbled, almost turning Lu Dayu upside down.

Lu Dayu asked, "Pig Xianggong, what's wrong?" ”

Zhang Zheng said: "Your golden hoop stick, kicked on my leg, like a man, not like a beautiful girl, a beautiful girl." ”

"Haha!"

Zhang Daguan's little humor made everyone laugh again.

"It's really strange that this guy has been kicked by Dayu solidly, and he can continue to make up the words quietly."

Wu Qianqian said with a smile.

Hu Manru said: "Not to mention, these words that the two of them are making up and singing are not only reasonable in plot, but also quite rhyming, really good, really good!" ”

"Hey, I said Manru, why do you smell like this?"

Wang Jing asked.

"It's not because of their influence."

Hu Manru said with a smile.

"Haha!"

After listening to Zhang Zheng's words, Lu Dayu was also so amused that he couldn't hold back his laughter.

Sun Ke is not uncool, and she continued to answer: "Stinky nerd, listen carefully, I am an old man, so there is weight, there is weight." ”

Zhang Zheng continued: "Ah! I said beautiful girl, don't fool me, a little lady, how can you become a son? Cheng Erlang? ”

Lu Dayu continued: "I am the Monkey King, not a beautiful girl, I have a golden hoop stick, I didn't discuss it when I beat you, I didn't discuss it." ”

Zhang Zheng continued: "Haha, I said little lady, the more I talk about it, the more ridiculous it becomes, that Sun Monkey, just kept Sanzang, if you want to get here, you don't have to think about it, you don't have to think about it." ”

Lu Dayu continued: "You stinky nerd, look up, old grandson, are you a beautiful girl, a beautiful girl." ”

After listening to Lu Dayu's prompt, Zhang Zheng turned his head and exclaimed loudly: "My mother, my mother, the little lady is her true face to me, the beautiful girl just now turned out to be a monkey, a monkey." ”

"Haha!"

Zhang Daguan's vivid performance has made many people laugh so much that they can't stand up straight.

"This stinky boy is really Tai Chi, it's just a laugh that doesn't pay for his life."

Although Ding Lao and the others were far away in the capital, they were still amused to laugh after watching Zhang Daguan's antics performance.

Zhang Zheng said something in his mouth, and after letting go of Lu Dayu, he fled.

Lu Dayu grabbed his ear and said, "If you want to escape, don't think about it, be careful of my golden hoop stick, I warned you just now, be careful and be dadang." ”

Zhang Zheng continued: "Brother Monkey Brother Monkey is easy to discuss, don't move the golden hoop stick, I won't run if I don't escape, what do you want me to do?" What do you think? ”

Lu Dayu said: "Follow me back to Gao Laozhuang and go to see Master Tang Sanzang, Tang Sanzang." ”

Zhang Zheng said: "May I ask who is Tang Sanzang, let me see him for that?" For that pile? ”

Lv Dayu said: "The master is a great monk, his name is Tang Sanzang, he went to the West Heaven to get the true scriptures, took the true scriptures and offered them to the Tang King, and dedicated them to the Tang King." ”

Zhang Zheng said: "After recognizing my master Tang Sanzang, I will become a great monk, and one day I will return to heaven, and I will no longer be able to see my object, my object." ”

"Haha! I said Xiao Zhang, did Zhu Bajie ever have this idea? Don't you want to be so funny? If you continue to laugh like this, you'll have to laugh to death. ”

Ye Zhixin said to Zhang Zheng while covering her chest.

Zhang Zheng said: "Aunt Ye, don't panic, the angels in white are below, once they laugh loudly, they will definitely help, they will help." ”

"Haha!"

Before the laughter had fallen, new laughter began to ring out again, especially the guests from the health system.

"I, I can't stand it anymore, I said Xiao Zheng, Governor Ye is right, if you don't get it, you will really laugh to death."

Wang Yumei, like Ye Zhixin, covered her chest and smiled.

Zhang Zheng said: Sister Wang, don't panic, the literary and artistic warriors are below, once they laugh loudly, they will definitely help, they will help.

"Haha!"

As soon as Zhang Zheng's words fell, the laughter that had just subsided rang out in the hall again.

"Stinky boy, people want money to perform, and you have to perform badly."

Vice Mayor Wang Ping couldn't stand it anymore.

was about to digress, Lu Dayu hurriedly said: "Brother pig, don't talk nonsense, which one did you mention just now?" Which one? ”

Zhang Zheng continued: "Senior brother, listen carefully, just now I talked about my object, my object." ”

Lu Dayu continued: "Stinky nerd, don't think about it, Chang'e is not your object, be careful when you go to heaven in the future, Hou Yi will settle the general account with you, calculate the general account." ”

Zhang Zheng said: "Senior brother, listen carefully, Chang'e is not my object, my object is on the ground, it is a good girl of the Lu family, a good girl." ”

Lu Dayu continued: "Stinky nerd, don't talk nonsense, there are two good girls in the Lu family, make it clear which one you like, Brother Monkey will come for you to refer to it, come to see it." ”

Zhang Zheng continued: "The two good girls of the Lu family, it is ridiculous for others to marry, the old pig is the generalissimo, and marrying the two girls is great, and it is great." ”

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