"Helen!" Our mother-in-law, Lida, looked at Zhan Zhao and Li Yuanfang's light skills and felt so happy, and suddenly thought that Helen might still be crying in the room because of her scolding, so she came back to see Helen.

"Mom!" When Helen saw her mother coming, she stepped forward and opened her hands to hold her in her arms, and her mother Lida's chin rested on Helen's head, which means that our Helen has not really grown into an adult, a few inches taller than her mother.

Leda hurriedly wiped the tears from the corners of Helen's eyes with her hands to show her deep concern and love. Leda can only keep a smile about this, although the crooked hit is correct, but this cute sale is only once in life, and with encouragement, it is enough to draw a snake, and it will not achieve satisfactory results.

Do you still think that there will be a mother in the world who eats cicada? Today you are crooked, tomorrow you will be crooked, tomorrow there will be positive.? Let me say something short-lived, readers, my daughter happened to meet the big boss for the first time and gave her 1 million. Can you still get a million if you want your daughter to sell it? Definitely. If you sell it again, it's a bad product, you know. Even if the first shipment can meet the owner who has thrown out a million, it is equivalent to the probability of winning the lottery 1 in 10 million.

In the same way, if our mother-in-law, Leda, went to ask Helen to say the same thing again, she would have to disgust all the men to death. This is like a beautiful girl walking on the road and her skirt is blown by the wind, and when she walks away, she happens to be photographed and uploaded to the Internet, becoming popular overnight. Just after becoming popular, you think of becoming popular again, and then go to the road to take off your skirt and let people take pictures, can this still become popular? You want to be beautiful.

"Mom doesn't blame you anymore, don't be sad." Leda gently let Helen let go of herself, and then said, "Good, my good daughter, mommy is going to cook." ”

Helen let go of her mother's hand, and instead took her mother's hand and walked into the stove to cook. This is the love between mother and daughter, and there will never be a barrier when put together.

It was four or five o'clock in the afternoon, and the ancient Greeks only ate two meals a day, which meant belonging to a more normal tribe or a somewhat prestigious family, the poor or the native. (The so-called indigenous people are the human race in the state of semi-savages, whose production and life are lagging behind the normal human race, living by hunting and picking fruits, and the survival point between groups is based on their own territory.) There are still there, but they are very rare. ）。

"Mom, we've cooked a lot more today, will there be more people?" Helen is helping her mother cook.

"No, Helen. Today, my uncle and brother are working hard to improve their skills, and this is all thanks to you. Leda took the opportunity to tell Helen that it was Helen's work.

"Mom, I'm out of tune when I speak, just like Aunt Zhang is not in tune when she sings, I heard that I was coaxed off the stage by fans, and so am I, I said something I shouldn't have said, and my mother was so angry that I was angry, how can this be my credit?" Helen is fashionable. She spoke to the 2014 Strawberry Concert.

"Don't talk nonsense, it's still thousands of years later, if Aunt Zhang hears it, it makes people embarrassed, after all, they are old stars." Lida seemed to be standing on Aunt Zhang's side and talking, with the meaning of Aunt Zhang inside.

"Mom, I suspect that you are only afraid that you have reached menopause, and veteran celebrities are not popular at all to play rock and roll, Brother He, she is still a layman who plays rock and roll, fans don't buy it at all, and some people cry that other old goblins are coming......" Helen just added firewood to the stove while she was cooking. While being concerned about the concert thousands of years from now, I am concerned about my own temperament.

While Helen was talking, our mother-in-law Lida glared at her with her eyes, but Helen didn't feel it at all, and Lida was a little afraid that Helen would see her unhappy, because Helen was still a minor after all. But at the same time, it made Leda think about it. Maybe Helen said that she had reached menopause in order to avenge herself for saying that she spoke out of tune. said that he had reached menopause, and said that Aunt Zhang was an old witch, didn't this mean that Sang scolded Huai? This is getting more and more bohemian.

"People are small, even though something hasn't happened yet." Lida was speechless by her daughter, and she didn't know why in some ways children became smarter than adults.

"Mom is lagging behind. I don't know how to catch up with the fashion, what is something that hasn't happened yet, and when it happens, I'll know that Sister Lin is late. It's like an accident with a Malaysian plane, and when it happens, even no one can find it. I said that thousands of years later, this is not called stewardship, but it is called playing time travel, time travel, do you know Mom? "Helen's knowledge came from nowhere, and she really couldn't answer her mother's questions.

"What the hell are you wearing, you can't even wear your own pants." Lida's words really hit the nail on the head, and many children, even though they don't wear their pants neatly, write novels and travel through the world. For example, people in the Qing Dynasty wore Tang costumes, which can be said to be antique. And what the hell did the people of the Tang Dynasty call when they wore modern clothes? Lida was so speechless when Helen asked her that she actually said a word of.

"Mom, I'm going to call my uncle and brothers over for dinner?" Helen got up and walked out.

"Wait a minute!" Lida immediately stopped Helen, she washed her hands and then said, "Cicada B, I'll put on makeup for you again, make your face more tender and white, and put on some fragrance, which is more important for men." If the girl is surprisingly beautiful and has a scent on her body, if you go to the man's side and stay for a few more minutes, he will have to dream at night. This may not work, and I am about to go to the front line to fight, so that the men are gone, so what kind of hell do you have the energy to fight? "Leda really thinks it's wrong, is this a snake to add to it?

"Mom, what do you mean by walking away?" Helen was new to the term, and bright children were curious, and Helen was certainly among them.

"Don't you have the ability to play crossing, why don't you even know what's going on with men?" Lida and her daughter Helen talk like two chess opponents, and Lida froze to Helen's army this time, which can be regarded as a game of chess. I was also a little happy as if I was having fun. Lida often thinks that the conversation with her daughter is to improve her emotional intelligence, and sometimes takes the initiative to make points or lead the topic in the direction of improving her emotional intelligence.

Our mother-in-law, Leda, may have thought of imparting to her daughter about men. When you think about it, this is really a big thing that women should not ignore, and it is also the knowledge that women or little girls cannot gain from being fashionable, because this is a real life, and it has nothing to do with fashion.

"I haven't played with a man before, of course I don't know what it's all about, if I do, maybe it won't work?" Helen also seems to have guessed that it is the famous hall here, that is to say, she only knows one and does not know the other.

This lady and daughter, in today's words, have become best friends. Lida also thought that she should play Helen's multiple roles, not only to be Helen's mother. You also have to play the role of Helen's partner, or her aunt who herds cattle together in the field, and instill some love between men and women in Helen, otherwise where does this knowledge come from? Because their environment is in an exclusive village. Book knowledge and vernacular, being a mother has to be a burden, which challenges the wisdom of Lida's mother to the highest extent.

"Do you think you can tell what it's like for a man just to be with a man? No, I only know one thing and I don't know the other, which is also known? Lida went out like she went down to catch a fish in a pond. At first, it was just making trouble on the side, and before I knew it, I was in the middle. At first, it was just to stain the skirt, but once it was really dirty, it was simply a battle with the body, and it didn't matter if it was dirty or not for the purpose of fishing.

"Mom, what is it that you only know one thing and don't know the other?" Helen also seems to understand that she still lacks a lot of real life in the future, which can only be learned from her mother's predecessors, not the words in fashion.

"When a boy grows to a certain extent, he will develop into an adult. At this time, there will be a manifestation of sexual maturity, such as seeing a beautiful girl during the day, or smelling the fragrance of a beautiful girl, and dreaming of playing with a girl at night or during a lunch break.

In fact, where does the so-called fragrance come from on the girl's body, it is a kind of sweaty smell, if the girl is beautiful and the man can smell it, it is the fragrance. If it's not pretty, then I'm sorry. A man's nose will smell the truth inside, let the man smell the sweat on his body or the fishy smell that makes the man even more disgusting, but it will make the man smell and have nightmares at night. ”

"That's good, so that the boy won't go ...... when he smells it," Helen was waiting for Zhao Pingshui to say. It's time to start answering questions.

"You know, hell, it's not a bad thing, it's a gift from God when boys become adults. It is also to tempt them to take on the heavy responsibilities of the world. However, the disadvantage is that you can't go into the water immediately after the nitrate, or get drenched in the rain, and you have to get sick in this situation, because ......"

"Because of what mom?" Helen began to see her mother more and more as her idol. Because mom knows so much.

"Because the boy and the girl played with their farts together, the boy went to nit, in fact, the boy's body lost blood for a while, resulting in a sudden decrease in sexual immunity, and he fell ill as soon as he was cold." Lida passed on this knowledge to her daughter Helen, after thinking, don't look at the dirty language, knowledge is knowledge, this has nothing to do with dirty or hooligan, our mother Lida will not be so stupid as not to even understand this.

"Mom said it so mysteriously, boys and girls will get sick when they play with their butts!" Helen said as she tilted her head.

"The next day will be fine." Leda added.

"What about the girl, will she gain weight after eating bananas?" Helen returned to Brother Zhao to sell abduction and did another rush to answer the question.

"Even if you know one of them...... Lida thinks that Helen is still relatively smart, and she can always learn things ahead of time, just like a child who hears that his mother is going to his grandmother's house, and has already run forward.

"Mom, I'm Mengde, what a laughing person. And the second one? Helen felt so happy because she got the question right.

"Not only are there two of them, but there are many of them. Later, I will tell you, go and call your brothers to dinner. Leda still turned her head away, and of course she was a little ashamed to talk to her like this. Otherwise, it would be really a stupid girl, and two pieces of cicada B would be picked up. (To be continued.) )