0097 Bed & Bed
Xie Bin's speechlessness was obviously better than Ji Fanxi's, because after Ji Fanxi was speechless for a while, he immediately said something earth-shattering.
"Even if the old lady climbs into your bed and wants to make a personal promise, do you dare to accept it?"
Xie Bin coughed violently twice, and even the steering wheel of the car was a little unstable, and the front of the car shook.
But Tang Yan was a little embarrassed and said: "This is really a bit difficult, I don't have any experience in this area, and I don't know what to do when I go to bed, otherwise I will rely on the teacher to advise me more." In other words, don't you teachers just teach people tirelessly? ”
"You're the one who destroys people, aren't you?"
"Teacher Chick, I'm talking about the teachings of the teachings, four sounds, not the destruction you imagined, three sounds. But then again, if you want to climb a student's bed and take the initiative to give him a hug, you can probably afford to destroy people. ”
"Tang Yan......" Ji Fanxi was directly sent to the Nine Heavens by Tang Yan's words just now, and the only thing left was to grit her teeth, but there were too many slots in Tang Yan's words, and she really didn't know how to complain for a while, lest she miss this and that after spitting out, she just grinded her teeth and shouted Tang Yan's name.
Tang Yan shrugged indifferently and continued to ruin people: "I'm just laughing casually, presumably you are the same, teacher, it is impossible for you to really run to my bed tonight." ”
Ji Fanxi decided not to bother with Tang Yan, as if he was arguing with this kid, Ji Fanxi never won. As Tang Yan said, you can't really run to his bed to test it, Tang Yan is a vegetarian, who knows if he will really do anything at that time.
Thinking about it like this, Ji Fanxi suddenly felt that there was something wrong, it was nothing more than bickering, how could it really be as if she had really become her dead face and wanted to go to Tang Yan's bed.
Glancing at Xie Bin who was driving in the front seat, the guy was driving, while secretly looking at the situation in the back seat from the rearview mirror, Ji Fanxi was already angry in his heart, and he didn't care that Xie Bin had done her a favor just now, so he said, "What do you see?" ”
Xie Bin was happy, spread his hands, and then hurriedly held the steering wheel again, and said with a smile: "I didn't hear anything, I don't understand what you said at all!" ”
"If you don't hear it, you don't hear it, why don't you understand what we're talking about? What are they? ”
Xie Bin laughed more happily, but he didn't squeak anymore.
The City God Temple was not far from the Waldorf Astoria Hotel, and it was time to speak, and it was not until the car stopped that Xie Bin and Tang Yan remembered and didn't ask where Ji Fanxi lived.
Just wanted to speak, but Ji Fanxi said with some doubts: "How do you know that I live here?" Seeing Tang Yan's expression, Ji Fanxi seemed to understand, and said, "Do you also live here?" ”
Tang Yan nodded: "It's really a coincidence, Mr. Xiaoji, it seems that the two of us are very fateful, even if we met in Shenpu after a thousand kilometers, we still live in the same hotel." ”
"So what? Am I going to run to your bed? Ji Fanxi raised his head proudly, pushed the car door and got out of the car and walked towards the elevator.
Tang Yan scratched his head in the car, stretched one leg out of the car, and said, "Teacher Chicken, do you seem to be very impulsive to go to my bed?" How to trace this and not let it go. Then why don't we just change rooms, you go to my bed, and I go to yours? This will keep us both innocent. ”
Ji Fanxi almost fell to the ground without falling to the ground because of this, thinking that his performance was indeed a little strange, he gritted his teeth, didn't fight with Tang Yan, and continued to walk forward.
Xie Bin was already very happy in the car, laughing so much that his shoulders kept shaking on the steering wheel, and the sound was loud even Ji Fanxi, who had walked to the elevator door, could hear it clearly.
"High, really high!" Xie Bin raised his head in laughter, gave Tang Yan a thumbs up, and then trembled with laughter.
"Your sister!" Tang Yan was not as polite as Ji Fanxi, and directly rolled his eyes and scolded, "Just show that you will coax the seedlings, then it's my teacher, okay?" You don't have a sense of proportion, what do you mean by not hearing? What does it mean to be completely incomprehensible? It's really a chicken for your IQ...... Oh, by the way, do you have such a thing as an IQ? Are the leaders of your army all as intelligent as you? Why did you choose a person like you, who broke his brain when he rode a donkey when he was a child, as a spy? ”
Xie Bin's smile stopped abruptly and said, "It's an agent, not a spy...... Why am I telling you this? What are you talking about me? ”
"With your IQ, I still need to use your words, master? In the years of the War of Resistance against Japan, people like you were Han Jian, and after being captured by Yu himself, he didn't have to torture to extract a confession, and you yourself confessed everything. The most terrible thing is that after confessing, I still think that I am so loyal and unyielding, and I will never betray the people and betray the party......"
Xie Bin didn't expect that after only a while, Tang Yan's battlefield shifted from Ji Fanxi to himself, with a black line on his face: "You can scold me, but you can't scold my superiors......"
"You're a little new, aren't you? This kind of line, after being said by Wang Baoqiang, has been stinky all over the street, don't you know? You are a traitor who is embarrassed to be pretentious with me, and you are really worried about the future of our party. After getting out of the car, Tang Yan shook his head regretfully: "Forget it, it's not interesting to worry about people like you, I haven't sublimated to worry about the country and the people, I'll help you clean up the mess when I go back and wait for you to be a mess!" Alas......" let out a long sigh, shaking his head as he spoke, and walked forward, his face full of pain, as if he were a disappointed old party member.
got on the elevator, Tang Yan's phone rang, and when he saw that it was Ji Fanxi's phone, Tang Yan said solemnly: "Teacher Chicken, it's only been less than three minutes, and you start to miss me?" Would you like to come to my room to cool off? ”
"You're so big!" Givenan scolded angrily, "What room do you live in?" ”
"I'm going to make a big deal, teacher, you don't really plan to ...... me" Tang Yan's face changed greatly, "I'm still a pure little boy, don't seduce me, in case I can't control ......"
"Grow your head!" Giventon almost rampaged, "Less nonsense!" Hurry up and report the room number! "I have already rummaged all the dirty words I have heard and said in my life, and I have cursed endlessly.
"Okay, okay, since you insist on going your own way, I'll reluctantly obey, for the sake of your good hand." Immediately, Tang Yan told Ji Fanxi her room number, and Ji Fanxi immediately hung up the phone, that was because she was close to the edge of the rampage, Tang Yan was like this every time, which pot was not opened and which pot was mentioned, and what kind of feel did she say!
Pressing the elevator upwards, Ji Fanxi quickly arrived at the floor where Tang Yan lived, and after pressing the doorbell, he heard someone muttering inside: "So fast? Can't wait, right? I don't know if this hotel will provide security measures, alas, what a headache! ”
Ji Fanxi was a headache, she suddenly felt that her four-year career as a teacher would be extremely painful, and the only reason was that there was a student like Tang Yan.
"Do you think the old lady really has a crush on you? You guy with no limits, why don't you call Tang Xiao, oh, no, you are a big bit, Tang Da Bit! The old lady is just going to be by you! As soon as Ji Fanxi entered the door, he directly filled his air groove and put on his ultimate.
With his teeth and claws, Ji Fanxi's whole body pounced, scratching and scratching, Tang Yan's martial arts were beaten and retreated, and he could only resist and could not fight back.
"Don't go on and on! Lao Tzu is letting you now, you don't see it, do you? Tang Yan protected his face and stepped back.
"My mother and you are either dead or alive today!"
"Hey, hey, hey, you want to be shameless, you live and die is the same way, okay? You're trying to kill me, aren't you? ”
Ji Fanxi was also dizzy with anger, and while continuing to attack, his hands and feet did not stop, grabbing and grabbing towards Tang Yan's vital parts, and scolding in his mouth: "The old lady just wants you to die today!" ”
"If you come again, Lao Tzu is going to fight back, do you believe it or not?" Looking at Ji Fanxi's dancing red hair flying, Tang Yan kept complaining in his heart about why all the people in Nushui Prison were all male, and he had no experience in fighting with female animals at all, how to start with this? The guys in prison only taught him how to take advantage of women, but they didn't teach him how to beat a woman at all! Even if they were defeated in bed, those guys just said incomprehensibly "I'll know when you get into bed" every time Tang Yan asked.
Tang Yan deeply regretted why he didn't ask a few more questions at the beginning, otherwise he wouldn't be so passive now.
"You try to fight back!" Ji Fanxi became more and more energetic, forcing Tang Yan to retreat from the living room to the bedroom, Tang Yan hurriedly wanted to close the door, but was kicked away by Ji Fanxi.
There was a sharp pain in his toes, and Ji Fanxi kicked on the door, but he hurt himself so badly that he almost fell to the ground when his feet were weak. At this time, Tang Yan's counterattack also began, he saw that Ji Fanxi's knees were weak, and grabbed her armpits, and the part was not eaten accurately, and grabbed Ji Fanxi's full chest again.
But this is a small problem for Tang Yan, after he grasped it, he slid his hands upward, directly lifted Ji Fanxi up, and fell over the shoulder, and Ji Fanxi fell directly from the door to the bed...... The process of flying in the air made Ji Fanxi almost faint, she didn't expect this process at all, when she opened her eyes, she saw a black shadow pounce up, towards her whole dark cloud cover, and then she felt that she was suppressed by a strong body, and Tang Yan's heavy manly breath came to her nose......
(To be continued)