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After listening to the thief's words, Brother Zhang said: Even your grandfather doesn't know, no wonder your fucking skills are so poor. Your master, and your master's master, are a bunch of fools, how can such fools educate high-level thieves. Boy, keep your thief eyes open, I'll let you see the real pickpocketing techniques today. ”

"Oh, Brother Zhang, what are you doing? Is he going to show his hand to the thief on the spot? Lu Dayu asked.

"You're right, as soon as Brother Zhang's words fell, I saw him stretch out his right hand and pull it to the thief's side in full view, and four wallets of different styles appeared in his hand.

He held up the wallet in his hand and said to the crowd around him: Look, this is the wallet that the thief just pickpocketed. ”

"This kid likes to show off blindly, if my guess is not wrong, everyone must be stunned by his magic skills, Sister Xueting, am I right?"

"That's right, Brother Zhang's stealing skills not only stunned the surrounding crowd, but even the arrested thief was stunned. This kung fu, let alone him, even his master, and his master's master, cannot be compared. However, just as Brother Zhang returned the wallet to the stolen people, several more people came over to report that their wallets had also been patronized by thieves just now. ”

"Oh, a thief is not ordinary rampant, he actually stole so many wallets, can Brother Zhang help others conjure up the stolen wallets this time?" Lu Dayu said.

Lin Xueting said: "Brother Zhang's old trick was repeated, I saw his big hand pull by the thief's side, and in an instant, several wallets appeared in his hands.

The enemy is not the enemy of the Fang Ship, and the grandson of the month

When he returned one of the wallets to a big brother who looked like a farmer, he said to him: I said, this big brother farmer, why don't you wash your socks properly, they are too smelly, these socks seem to belong to your wife, right? ”

"Haha." After hearing this, the surrounding crowd was amused.

"Sister Xueting, what did this farmer brother say?" Lu Dayu asked.

The farmer brother said honestly: Sir, you are too godly, this sock is really my wife's, because I was in too much hurry when I went out, I grabbed a wife's sock and put the wallet up, who would have thought that my illness was not even attacked by the thief. Sir, if you hadn't gotten the money back for me, I wouldn't have made it back alive.

Brother Zhang asked: "This big brother, why don't you want to go back alive?" ”

"Brother Zhang is right, even if the money is stolen, you can't find a short-term view? What did this farmer brother say? Lu Dayu asked.

"Here's what he said: This money is my life-saving money, and it was borrowed from relatives and friends, if I lose it, how can I explain it to my family, sir, do I still have any strength to live?"

"It's not easy to get some money in the countryside, these thieves are too hateful. What did Brother Zhang say? Lu Dayu asked.

Brother Zhang said to the thief: I said Comrade thief, did you hear that? Are you stealing money? Did you steal human life? By the way, I said boy, after your means, do you accept it or not? ”

"Haha, this guy is still stinking? Sister Xue Ting, that thief comrade, phew, how did he become a comrade, what did that thief say? Lu Dayu asked.

"The thief said to Brother Zhang: Of course I am convinced, with Mr.'s amazing thief technology, he can definitely be called the first thief in our Huaxia country, so to speak, if you participate in the World Thief Technology Competition, you will definitely win the world and win glory ......for our Huaxia country."

"Haha!" After listening to Lin Xueting's introduction on the phone, the audience was amused.

After the end of the science and technology, he hated the technology of Mo Lone

"I'll take a look, when did the thieves in Jibei City have patriotic feelings." Everyone talked about it.

"Haha, it's just laughing at me, I really didn't expect there to be such a tall thief in our Huaxia Kingdom? Sister Xue Ting, after listening to this thief's words, what did Brother Zhang say? Lu Dayu couldn't help but smile and asked.

Brother Zhang said: Hi, hi! I said, Comrade thief, please stop me quickly, our Huaxia Kingdom will never need you thieves to add glory.

The thief said: No, no, we don't bother to serve. By the way, sir, you haven't told me why Shi Qian is not our grandfather? ”

"Haha, this thief is really interesting, he is already out of his own security, why do you still care about your grandfather?" Lu Dayu said with a smile.

Brother Zhang didn't answer his question directly, but asked him: Boy, do you know who the legendary old birthday star of Huaxia Kingdom is?"

"Sister Xueting, why did Brother Zhang suddenly ask about the old birthday star, it doesn't seem to have anything to do with the thief's grandfather, right?"

"Actually, I don't know Brother Zhang's intentions, and after the thief heard Brother Zhang's words, he didn't know what he meant: This gentleman, I don't know who the old birthday star you are talking about is, but I know that the old birthday star of my family is my grandmother."

No, no, no, no, no, no,

Lu Dayu smiled: "Haha, this thief answered well, don't we all call the older ancestors old birthday stars?" However, Brother Zhang's question definitely doesn't mean this, right, Sister Xueting? ”

"Brother Zhang said to the thief: I said comrade thief, did you hear that? Are you stealing money? Did you steal human life? By the way, I said boy, after your means, do you accept it or not? ”

"You are right, Brother Zhang said: Boy, let me tell you, the legendary old birthday star is Dongfang Shuo in the Western Han Dynasty, he lived for 18,000 years, so he is called the old birthday star.

After listening to Brother Zhang's words, the thief said disdainfully: No matter how long he lives, what does it have to do with our grandfather? ”

"Are you right? Dongfang Shuo has lived for a long time, what can it mean? Do you have a bullshit relationship with someone else's grandfather? Lu Dayu agreed.

Brother Zhang said: Who said it doesn't matter? I said, boy, do you know why Dongfang Shuo lived for so long?

The thief said impatiently: It's still the same sentence, no matter how long he lives, it has nothing to do with my grandfather. As for why that Oriental thing has lived for so long, how do I know? Now that you know the answer, you can just say it, why be embarrassed? ”

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