Chapter 984: You kid don't come nonsense
After listening to Zhang Zheng's words, Yu Lao said calmly: "Of course you can, that poem was originally a work for the situation, and it has not been carefully considered, I wish someone could give more suggestions to help improve it." Therefore, it is okay to ask Mr. Zhang to say everything. ”
"The last two words of the first two sentences, 'weaving' and 'branch', although the words are different, but the pronunciation is similar, the reading is more awkward, and it seems to be a heavy word, so I think 'weaving' should be changed to 'tide'. In addition, it may be easier to understand by changing 'four seas' to 'ten thousands'. The above is just the kid's nonsense, a hole in the opinion, if it is inappropriate, I hope that Yu Lao will forgive me. Zhang Zheng said.
"It is said that the use of 'weaving' is more elegant than the use of 'tide', but there is indeed a problem with Xiao Zhang's statement, which is a little awkward to read, and on the whole, it is better to use 'tide'. As for the 'four seas', there is indeed a problem with its use here, because the meaning of this poem is that many people come to the mountains to see plum blossoms, and 'four seas' is generally used to indicate a region or airspace, and it seems inappropriate to use it to represent people. Therefore, it is more reasonable to use 'all people'. Yu Lao, I think what Xiao Zhang said is not unreasonable. Li Lao said.
"I said Xiao Zhang, you kid is not only a poetry wizard, is he simply a poet." Yu Lao admired this young man in his heart, what people said was too reasonable.
"I said Yu Lao, don't be superstitious, no, it should be don't be superstitious about me, I'm a legend. If you boast like this, why don't you beat me up and be down-to-earth? Zhang Zheng said.
"Haha!"
Zhang Daguan's words made everyone present laugh.
"My mother, this Xiao Zhang is simply laughing to death. Yes! Oh no, I... I... It's out of breath. Wang Yumei said bitterly.
Seeing Wang Yumei's uncomfortable appearance, Zhang Daguan said: "This beautiful eldest sister, why did your old man smile like this?" Originally, my brother didn't want to be a high-profile person and show off blindly, but seeing the uncomfortable appearance of the eldest sister, my brother was distressed to death. In this way, brother, I will sacrifice my beautiful image and take action to treat my eldest sister's illness. ”
"You, you kid don't come nonsense. Ouch! ”
When Wang Yumei saw Zhang Zheng's paws stretched out to her chest, she immediately stretched out a slender little hand to try to stop the bad intentions of this thing, who knew that such a small move immediately caused a pinprick pain inside the chest.
"I said, eldest sister, aren't we going to move? Don't think that you can't die, don't take it seriously, if there are more such cases, over time, it will also affect your health. Don't worry, in front of so many people, my brother won't do anything bad. Besides, even if a brother wants to do something bad, who can stop it? Eldest sister, be obedient, take away your beautiful little hand, and my brother will begin to treat you. ”
Zhang Zheng took advantage of the opportunity to speak to distract Wang Yumei's attention, and at the same time, taking advantage of Wang Yumei's inattention, stretched out his middle finger, shot like electricity, and slammed at her middle acupoint, middle navel acupoint and breast acupoint.
"Ahh With Wang Yumei's soft snort, she suddenly felt a burst of heat and numbness at the top of the *.
"Eldest sister, you can move around and see if it's much better." Zhang Zheng said.
After listening to Zhang Zheng's words, Wang Yumei straightened her waist and stretched her chest, feeling extremely relaxed, and the pain had disappeared.
"Mr. Zhang, I'm sorry, just now, I seem to have blamed you. Now I'm all right, and my body seems to be much lighter than before, thank you. Wang Yumei said.
"I said eldest sister, you're welcome, is it normal to blame me? Who made me look like a villain? Zhang Zheng pretended to be aggrieved and said.
"Ahh I said Mr. Xiao Zhang, you don't look like a villain, you are handsome and dashing, and you look like Mr. Nie Dayuan, the cream star in the film industry. Wang Yumei said.
"Haha! I said this eldest sister, have you seen Mr. Nie Dayuan? Zhang Zheng asked.
"Yes, of course on the screen, he's still my idol." Wang Yumei said.
"I said, eldest sister, who do you think is that guy with a mouth full of oil?" Zhang Zheng pointed at Nie Dayuan and said.
"Ahh Isn't this Mr. Nie? Mr. Zhang, I'm not dreaming, am I? Wang Yumei said.
"Are you dreaming, how do I know? Why don't I pinch you hard and see if you're dreaming? Zhang Zheng said.
"Forget it, I'll pinch myself myself, this meat is not yours, you won't feel distressed." Wang Yumei said.
"Brother, I want to feel distressed, the question is that I don't dare?" Zhang Zheng said.
"Why?"
"What else? Brother, if I'm distressed, my brother-in-law won't look for me desperately. Zhang Zheng said with a smile.
"you, is it that serious?" Wang Yumei said.
"It's not serious, how do I know? Forget it, let's not talk about it. I said eldest sister, let's stop rubbing around, hurry up and take a photo with the idol and ask for an autograph. Zhang Zheng reminded.