On the first day of the premiere of "A Chinese Ghost Story", Wang Zirong, who was sent to Green Island and imprisoned for more than a year, finally got out of trouble and came back. If it weren't for greeting in advance and not being in the limelight, I'm afraid that friends on the road in Taipei would go to the pier to pick up people.

In addition to the six months before the verdict, Wang Zirong lost his freedom for two years this time.

In order to avoid countless entertainment and troubles on the road, Wang Zirong did not go home after being released from prison, but hid in his younger brother's grass mountain villa. He didn't know much about the situation outside, and he needed to buffer for a while, and it wasn't interesting to meet people now.

Wang Zijun teased his two-month-old youngest son Wang Ning and said, "Big brother, my father asked you to go to the countryside of the mainland to farm land for two years. ”

"Ahem...... Are you kidding! Wang Zirong, who was eating watermelon, choked and coughed when he heard it.

Wang Zijun said: "Dad said that farming can raise a surname and cultivate oneself, and it can get rid of the anger in your heart." ”

Wang Zirong said: "I can't tell him clearly. ”

"Uh......h Wow wow......" The little one burst into tears.

"Oh, don't cry, don't cry, let's go find Mom...... The genealogy and ancestral hall have already been completed, just waiting for you to come out and leave for the mainland next week. After Wang Zijun finished speaking, he ignored him and hugged his son to find his mother.

"I have something to do next week...... Hey, didn't you hear that! Before Wang Zirong finished speaking, Wang Zijun had already gone upstairs.

The women in the family, Lin Qingxia works in the company, Zhao Yazhi filmed "Joking about Qianlong" on Hong Kong Jiashi, and Teresa Teng was busy making a comeback concert outside. Audrey Hepburn is the most outrageous, she went to Africa to do charity, and she also helped AIDS patients with charity, Wang Zijun couldn't rest assured, and arranged a bunch of bodyguards for her.

Now in the family, there are only Hong Xiaoqiao, who has just given birth to a baby, and Lin Fengjiao, who is a housewife with peace of mind.

Of course, there are two-year-old Wang Di and two-month-old Wang Ning's two sons. The rest of the children are all preparing for their final exams at school.

In the gym, Lin Fengjiao was doing yoga alone, Hong Xiaoqiao was sitting on the treadmill to recover his body after giving birth, and two-year-old Wang Di was driving a toy car pushed by a Filipino maid.

"Daddy!" As soon as Wang Zijun entered, Wang Di stood up happily, ran over and hugged Wang Zijun's legs and jumped and jumped.

Wang Zijun patted Wang Di's head and said to Hong Xiaoqiao: "Your son is crying non-stop, is he going to breastfeed?" ”

"My son is not your son!" Hong Xiaoqiao was like him, ran to take a shower before coming back to pick up his son, took out Bai Huahua's tits and stuffed them into the little guy's mouth. The little one, who had been crying just now, immediately quieted down.

Wang Zijun came up with his fourth son Wang Ning, and then went back with his third son Wang Di, ran to the living room and pointed at Wang Zirong, and taught: "This is your villain uncle." Adi, call the bad uncle. ”

Wang Di's speech is not as clever as his mother Teresa Teng, and at the instigation of his father, he shouted in a milky voice: "Uncle Dandan." ”

Wang Zirong was angry and funny when he heard it: "I said that you don't teach some good ones, and my image in the hearts of my nephews will be ruined in the future." ”

"Your son has been taught by you, and you can use me to destroy it?" Wang Zijun said.

"Shuhan, that kid is in trouble again?" Wang Zirong asked.

Wang Zijun said: "I beat the boarding school teacher a few days ago, and now I am forced to transfer schools, and I have a headache. ”

Wang Zirong slapped the table angrily and said, "This kid, it's okay to beat a classmate, how can you beat a teacher?" I don't respect teachers at all! ”

What does it mean to hit a classmate? Wang Zijun was speechless for a while, such words and deeds, it would be strange not to raise a little bully.

Well, in fact, Wang Zijun is not qualified to say anything else. His eldest son Lin Yi is only 11 years old, and he heard that he has changed several girlfriends, although these girlfriends are like a family, at most they hold hands and kiss them.

This kid is really, how can a woman be exchanged? If you are someone's boyfriend, you should be responsible for it to the end, and it is better to step on a few boats than to like the new and hate the old. It's really unteachable!

Thinking of his son, Wang Zijun had a headache, and decided to go back to the mainland this time, and he must take him to Yun Lao Dao to have a look.

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At the gates of many movie theaters in Hong Kong, fans are making difficult choices.

"Watch "Flying Eagle Project" or "A Chinese Ghost Story"?"

"Of course, look at A Chinese Ghost Story, Jun Ye directed and acted by himself."

"I heard that "Flying Eagle Project" is Cheng Long's super blockbuster, and the cost is more than three times that of "A Chinese Ghost Story".

"If you have more money, you will look good."

"I just like to watch Cheng Long's martial arts films, which are funny and good-looking."

"Then you buy your ticket, I'll buy mine."

“……”

What is very dramatic is that the Chinese film "Flying Eagle Project", which has the largest investment this year, collided with Wang Zijun's "A Chinese Ghost Story" on the release date.

It doesn't matter if you crash, after all, during that time in the summer file, there is no question of giving way to anyone.

Jun Ye is Jun Ye after all, and he has much more appeal than Brother Long.

Le Yun bought a movie ticket for "A Chinese Ghost Story" and walked into the cinema alone. After she came to Hong Kong, she didn't have much time to watch movies, but when she was in the mainland before, she went to watch movies twice in three days - the lowest ticket price in the mainland was only five cents, and the most expensive was only five cents.

The reason why I came to watch "A Chinese Ghost Story" is because this is Wang Zijun's movie.

Le Yun's impression of Wang Zijun was only admired when he was in the mainland. inexplicably followed her mother to Hong Kong, saying that she wanted to be Wang Zijun's little wife, and Le Yun began to hate Wang Zijun again.

Then he became his personal assistant in a daze, but he only went to the university every day to listen to lectures and paid her every month, which made Le Yun more and more confused, and I didn't know what Wang Zijun was thinking.

In addition to listening to the class, Le Yun also worked five odd jobs, just hoping to make more money and pay off the hundreds of thousands of gambling debts owed by her mother as soon as possible. It's a pity that her unconscious mother and little brother have made her savings grow negatively. has a mother who is still a bad gambler, and a younger brother who has started eating, drinking and having fun before he is an adult, how can Le Yun save money?

The most helpless thing is that her mother and younger brother thought that she had really become Wang Zijun's little wife, and she had endless pocket money every month, and the two of them asked for money more ruthlessly every time.

The five big words "Wang Zijun's works" appeared on the screen, and the screening room finally fell silent.

The picture is cold and terrifying, a scholar in Lanruo Temple is reading at night, and a gorgeous woman suddenly appears. The scholar is attracted to the past, and then there is a bed scene that makes people blush and heartbeat.

At first, the audience thought it was a ghost and fox story in Hong Kong, just like Li Hanxiang's Fengyue works; Suddenly, the scholar's face changed dramatically, and he screamed, and the audience thought it was a horror ghost story.

Until Ning Caichen appeared.

"Jun Ye has appeared."

"The scholar played by Wang Zijun is so handsome."

"Shhhh

“……”

"The road of life is like a long dream.

The road is windy and frosty, and the wind and frost are dry.

In the red dust, there are many directions for sweet dreams.

Looking for the love of the crazy dream center,

The road is boundless......"

In Zhang Guorong's singing, a somewhat silly scholar appeared in front of the audience with a book bag on his back.

As the steamed bun smashed the stone, the first laughter finally erupted in the screening room. The picture of Xiahou killing the thieves in the back is quite bloody, but because Ning Caichen is standing there, the audience wants to laugh no matter how they look at it.

Entering Guobei County again, all kinds of neurotic tricks caused laughter one after another, and people only then thought: It turns out that this is not a Fengyue film or a horror movie, but a comedy.

Especially those unlucky dried corpses wanted to suck the blood of scholars, but they were inadvertently teased by Ning Caichen again and again, and finally turned into thick water, and even laughed so much that the audience's tears fell.

It wasn't until the female ghost Xiaoqian played by Wang Junxian appeared that the laughter finally stopped, and the audience with the male surname began to stare intently at the screen.

At the first Miss Asia beauty pageant the year before last, Wang Junxian squeezed into the top three with a high score in the national costume section, and everyone had already seen her classical beauty at that time.

But at this time, she appeared on the screen, her white clothes were fluttering, her long sleeves were flying, she was no longer playing a female ghost, she was obviously a female ghost, Nie Xiaoqian should be like that!

After Wang Junxian, there is no Nie Xiaoqian.

The audience with the male surname began to substitute themselves into the stupid and stupid lucky scholar, and they couldn't wait for themselves to have a ghost love.

Later, there were news reports that for a long time after the release of "A Chinese Ghost Story", people always ran to the deserted cemetery. In the end, the two men who were waiting for the female ghost in the cemetery bumped into each other, and they both thought that the other party was a ghost, so they were so frightened that they went crazy directly, and the people who guarded the grave and waited for the ghost finally decreased.

is not only a man, but the female ghost Xiaoqian's pitiful appearance is the joy of being a woman, and she is also heartbroken, and she can't be jealous.

With a budget five or six times more than the original work, Wang Zijun's version of "A Chinese Ghost Story" is not covered, and it has fully reached the international standard. The immersive ghost picture amazed the audience, and the terrifying picture of thousands of heads flying out when the old demon of Montenegro was killed at the end also frightened the timid audience numb.

Until the end of the film, the audience is silent and angry.

"Damn, I thought Ning Caichen and Nie Xiaoqian would be together, what a bullshit screenwriter!"

"The screenwriter and director are Wang Zijun, you don't want to fly to Taiwan to beat him."

"The next time Wang Zijun comes to Hong Kong, Lao Tzu has to be a meal."

"I think it's a pretty good ending."

"Not bad ghost, how good it is for the two of them to be together, I have to send Xiaoqian's golden pagoda back to the countryside for burial."

"Didn't you say there was a sequel? Do you think Xiaoqian will be reincarnated and be with Ning Caichen? ”

"When he grows up, Ning Caichen will become an uncle."

"What's wrong with Uncle? Uncle can't fall in love. ”

"What do you do with so much? Wait for the sequel. ”

"Hey, do you think "Flying Eagle Project" will be as good as "A Chinese Ghost Story"? Do you want to go to the "Flying Eagle Project" again? ”

"It's still a fart, the ending of "A Chinese Ghost Story" made Lao Tzu depressed to death."

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(To be continued)