Led by Bao Zheng, led by Zhao Defang, the king of the Eight Sages, they marched east along the coastline......

"Walking up along the coastline, since the Golden Fleece is on an inner island, there must be a river flowing to the sea, 'Mr. Gongsun, what do you think?' Bao Zheng stood on the bow of the boat and said.

"Your Excellency is really a space seed man. But you're right the first concept, if the river is a swamp, then you can't sail, that's the second ......concept," Gongsun Ce reminded Bao Zheng.

"I've thought about this, water walks across the swamp and walks through the river, it's hard to judge, it's like a woman peeing, whether it's a virgin or a married woman, when she pees, it's possible to walk with her ass full, and it doesn't run out of the crack in the door, this is the woman and the swamp ......" Bao Zheng laughed out loud after speaking, this is when he thought of seeing a three-year-old girl squatting and peeing, and the urine ran all over her ass, could this be wrong?

"Lord Bao, you always like to regard chance as universal, not that you say that a virgin pees a thread, and a marriage pees a fan. It is also possible that this woman likes to have diarrhea, so there is very little urine. Gongsun Ce said, but he only laughed in his heart, for fear of stealing the limelight from Lord Bao.

"Did Mr. Gongsun mean that there may be an underground river leading to the high seas on the inner island?" Bao Zheng pondered.

"I don't know whether Poyang Lake is imported or exported, but there is a river in the river, and there are passing ships that sink and always can't find a trace, isn't it that they can become ghosts when they fall into the underground river?" Mr. Gongsun said.

"Look, I wish this inner island was a virgin reincarnation, and peeing was like a thread (a river if not a swamp.) Then we don't have to open the way in the wooded mountains. This may reach the Golden Fleece Inner Island before Di Renjie's old thief! Bao Zheng looked ahead and said.

At this time, Zhao Defang, the king of the eight sages, also crawled out of the turtle shell, he heard these two people hiding them and talking about women, and after staying in the turtle shell for a long time, he felt so tired, and he really stayed in the gutter like a turtle for a long time, so he had to climb out and raise his head to look at the sky.

Some people say that it rains when the turtle looks up to the sky, which can be considered scientifically because it feels stuffy when the sky changes. So the tortoises were bored, too, and crawled out of their dark gutter. Then why look up to the sky again? This is also related to science, because there is less air in the lower places, and if you raise your head a little higher, you will feel less stuffy.

"Listen to what Master Bao Zhengbao said. What kind of woman is coming? "The Eight Sages are looking for a pastime when they are bored, because this is a wild trip, so to speak, it is all about having fun.

"Ah, the prince is here to sit down. I was just thinking back to a time when I saw a little girl squatting and peeing, which was strangely completely against the norm. It was supposed to be a woman who peed after the big wedding and would go with her ass full, but this three-year-old girl peed and pied with her ass flowing, what is going on? Bao Zheng said seriously.

When the Eight Sages heard Lord Bao Zhengbao say this, he burst out laughing, leaning back and laughing with maximum relaxation. Fooled the two Supreme Chiefs of General Staff for some reason, and secretly scolded the Eight Sages King in his heart, is it crazy? What's so funny about that.

"It seems that you are really gifted, the more intelligent people are, the less they know a lot of small things and those things that have nothing to do with cleverness, is it not surprising, who told you to only think about some big problems? I've also studied where women pee and not, but you really can't tell a question. There are a lot of accidents in this, after all, we men only pick up some knowledge in this area secretly, and we really don't have the right to speak. The Eight Sages King just threw the bamboo basket into the well and lifted it up, saying that it was equivalent to not saying it, and did not explain the direction of the water in which virgins and non-virgins peeed.

The Eight Sages King crawled out of the turtle shell and inserted himself into the two-person world of Bao Zheng and Mr. Gongsun by talking about women, just like the college students in the current society graduated, and thought of not going to work in the factory for the time being, so they went to follow the more familiar hooligans to get acquainted with each other first, and first beat out their courage. This is considered a default occupation. The next step, of course, is to do your own serious business, and this step just forms both black and white.

Then the Eight Sages King began to get down to business: "How can Lord Bao be sure that the Golden Fleece is on an inland island?" ”

"Ah, Lord Wang, with my many years of experience in reading pictures. A red dot on the map is in the middle of pale green, and then the periphery is all pale green. It seems that there is also a pale green belt, and I believe this is a map of the route of a river! Bao Zheng said.

"So you think of this pale green band as a virgin pee, like a straight line that shoots into the sea. We're just looking for an outlet for this sister to pee right now? The Eight Sages also found this topic interesting, and on the one hand, he was thinking about the right thing, and on the other hand, he was comparing the lower body of the opposite sex. This removes some of the tedium from proper work.

"As far as the current society is concerned, what we are most afraid of is that this woman is a non-virgin, and we are afraid that her urine is running with her ass full, then our ship will not be able to reach her red spot. ......," Gongsun Ce said.

Before Gongsun Ce finished speaking, the Eight Sages King immediately stopped, and he answered: "You let me recall first, what would happen if it was a non-virgin peeing?" Is there no river leading to the sea? Yes, let me guess, don't you rush to tell the bottom of the leak, let me use some brains. ”

The Eight Sages stood up and paced with small steps, he was recalling the girls he had seen peeing, both vertically and horizontally, and some running with their buttocks, which image could represent a water system? Longitudinally forward is the river, that's for sure. And that's like a watering can for sweeping, that's the water system of the big river? And the wet ass, isn't this a lakeside?

The thinking of Zhao Defang, the king of the eight sages, has entered a dead end, like a fly on a glass window, lost by the light in front of him, as long as he takes a step forward to the left or right, it is an exit. He just wouldn't have thought that swamps were also a water system.

"The prince is too serious about this sister, the more serious you are, the more you can't think of it. You break out of normal thinking and think about it. ......" Bao Zheng is pointing at him and teaching him to be more open-minded.

"What system of water can prevent ships from passing through? Forget the bottom of the leak, I have thought about it all over again, big rivers and small rivers and lakes, what else can there be? "The Eight Sages King lost his hand when he couldn't think of it, he thought that he had thought of it all, and there would be nothing else, what the hell is this?

"Is the non-virgin pee a full ass?" Bao Zheng asked the prince.

"It's a full ass flow in general, but how does that create a problem?" The Eight Sages King pondered.

"The urine is all over the butt, and it has no depth, how can this boat get by?" Bao Zheng said.

"Swamp Depression!" The Eight Sages King began to rush to answer, fearing that his prince's face would be lost to two of his subordinates.

"Yes, my lord, when urine flows from the buttocks, it is like sea water flowing through a swamp, can this be a boat?" Gongsun Ce said.

"That's trouble...... the prince laughed again after speaking, and said while laughing: "This sister may be troublesome, and there is a great possibility of being wrong, in this world where shame is proud." As he spoke, the Eight Sages shook their heads like rattles, lamenting the filth of the current society.

Bao Zheng wanted to say something, but Gongsun Ce signaled that someone was coming. At this time, a servant came out of the cabin with a large plate in his hand, and first came to the king of the eight sages and said, "Lord Wang, please use a snack......

"Come along!" The Eight Sages King motioned for Bao Zheng and Gongsun Ce to eat together.

Bao Zheng suddenly died in the face of the sister who served the plate, then the Eight Sages King, and finally Mr. Gongsun. Caused by Bao Zheng, the three rivers fished out one heart, and they all guessed in their hearts whether this sister was a disposer? It's hard to say. Because she does not belong to the category of palace maids, she is sexually freer than palace maids, and there are many less court constraints. Just like wild women, there are naturally many wild men, which is more difficult to steal in the court than if the women in the court regard sex as a kind of treasure.

Bao Zheng gave the Eight Sages a look, and the Eight Sages answered: "Put the plate here and go back to the cabin." ”

This is in a large boat, the hull is very long, and the cabin is in the middle of the ship, so the person standing on the bow and talking will not be heard by the person who is in the cabin.

"Is this a virgin?" Bao Zheng asked the Eight Sages.

"Look at this big milk and the appearance of falling, I'm afraid it will be difficult to sail!" The Eight Sages King said that this thing may be full of pee, so it forms a very open swamp, which is not a virgin.

"The prince is too one-sided, if this is put on a meager level, although it can break 10,000 clicks in one night, it will also attract scolding similar to girls...... What kind of concept is this, people with small breasts have to go to South Korea to spend money to get bigger, you say that people's big breasts are broken goods, and you have almost subverted the whole world. Bao Zheng said.

"Lord Wang, your words will lead to the bankruptcy of the plastic surgery industry in South Korea. But it will also save many women who are preparing to go to South Korea for breast augmentation, drag them out of the depths of the sea of suffering, and make them unable to look up with small breasts, and become a sign that small breasts are virgins. I have to thank you for your eight-back ancestors. Gongsun Ce said with a smile.

"It's another thing for me to see a woman with big breasts and nausea. (It's too much and no.) The prince said: "You can not be grateful, but it will be bitter for those who are really breasts, and from now on they will be regarded as missing goods by men, isn't this wronging other people's sisters?" I also hope that those unreasonable men will have the ability to think dialectically, and don't treat others as wrong when they see a woman with big breasts, then I will be guilty, and I am guilty! ”

"Lord Wang, please don't feel guilty about this, you have at least saved a lot of women who want to go or must go for breast augmentation when they don't hear your words. Not only did they have to endure the pain of being cut with a knife, but they also had to take many risks, and some of them died on the operating table on the spot...... I hope that women will no longer have the pain of breast augmentation! This is the heart of Bao Zheng in the Kuanbaxian King Zhao Defang. (To be continued.) )