0312 It's called high society

Everyone understands that the so-called birthday party is a disguise, and Yao Yong's most important thing is obviously his dog run, otherwise, he would not invite everyone to this place, such a thing as a birthday party, either in a restaurant or in the suburbs to do BBQ, who would run to a dog run?

Of course, in order to take care of the face, the process of the birthday party still has to be there after all, and the reception hall of the dog run is arranged to look like a drinking hall, but at this time, there are only some seasonal fruits on the tables on both sides, and the wine is distributed in the hall by the waiter with a tray.

Tang Yan is not interested in any of this, in his words, the fruit will be gone as soon as he eats it, and it is really not a problem.

After greeting Yao Yong, Tang Yan naturally returned to the team and entered the group of Zhang Sheng and others.

Seeing that all the invited guests had basically arrived, and the time was basically lunchtime, Yao Yong, as the host, naturally wanted to come on stage to say a few words.

Before that, there was a host, according to Zhang Sheng, who was invited from Mango TV in the next province, but Tang Yan hadn't watched much TV, especially this kind of entertainment program, and he didn't know why. Seeing the host, who was only about 1.4 meters tall, bouncing left and right on the stage, Tang Yan couldn't arouse any interest, but kept his eyes on the long tables on both sides, waiting to see when the waiter would bring the main meal.

The host chirped crookedly at first, and the guests below naturally laughed in return, which made the host feel that he was very popular, and he was even more happy.

Fortunately, he didn't forget what he had to do. still quickly entered the role, began to introduce that today is Yao Yong's birthday, and then said that a mysterious guest was invited to present a song for everyone.

After the host went down, the music of the happy birthday song sounded in the hall, but the song that floated out from behind the stage was not the song with the highest order rate in the world, but a new song that borrowed the melody of this song as a prelude. The theme is, of course, happy birthday, and apparently this is a song written specifically for Yao Yong.

Hearing the singing, many people have already realized who the so-called mysterious guest is. They all exchanged heads and ears, saying that Yao Yong's face was really big, and even such a popular singer had to come to cheer for his birthday party.

As the curtain opens. When the female singer walked out with Yao Yong, who had changed into a white suit and really looked like a prince charming, everyone applauded warmly.

"It's really Zhang Liangliang, but can she still fly out of this kind of song?" Someone around Tang Yan was muttering, Tang Yan glanced at him inexplicably, and said in his heart What does the dolphin sound mean?

Soon, there was an extremely high-pitched voice in the hall, thinner and higher, and many people began to applaud one after another, as if they felt that this kind of singing was very exciting, and even Zhang Sheng nodded frequently: "Zhang Liangliang's dolphin voice is really wonderful." This song is also well written! It seems that this is going to be the title song of the next album. Could it be that Yao Yong made an investment in her? It's really a big shame for her to be here today! ”

"Is this woman famous?" Tang Yan looked at the eyes of Yao Yong in the stands, but he hadn't forgotten Zhang Liangliang, who had soared all the way.

Zhang Sheng glanced at Tang Yan very strangely: "Of course she is very famous, now she is the best female singer in China!" Also the reddest! ”

Tang Yan nodded: "Oh! Then he looked around without any expression, just thinking about how to serve the main meal quickly.

Xiahou Kang came over: "This girl is most famous for this high note, what is it called dolphin sound." ”

Tang Yan nodded. Said very seriously: "Anyway, it's not good to sing!" ”

Xiahou Kang and Zhang Wei laughed together: "It seems to make a little sense." ”

"It makes sense, isn't it just a shout? I would too, what's so strange! ”

"Please, this is a singing technique, it's not a shout, not everyone's vocal cords can shout!" Guo Jia couldn't help but complain when she listened to it.

"I can shout anyway!" Tang Yan still disagreed. "And to give you a science popularization, dolphins can only make short sounds similar to children's screams, and they can't make continuous high sounds." And I can tell you with certainty that this is not a singing skill, but a talent possessed by some people. ”

"It's like you know everything."

Tang Yan smiled: "Look at her larynx, when she sings normally or sings in falsetto, her larynx will have obvious swallowing movements, but when she soars to the dolphin sound you are talking about, her larynx is completely immobile." This shows that the dolphin sound does not actually rely on the regular vibrational frequency of the vocal cords, but on the whistle sound brought out by the breath. It's like when you whistle, your throat doesn't move! ”

After saying this, the people around Tang Yan carefully observed for a while, and nodded one after another: "It's true, Zhang Liangliang's throat didn't move at all when she was singing a dolphin sound!" ”

was chatting, Zhang Liangliang on the stage had finished the song, and the tune returned to the melody of the happy birthday song, Zhang Liangliang also began to take the lead in singing the happy birthday song, and there was no doubt that the people in the audience also sang along. Then, I saw a pair of pink-carved children behind the scenes, a man and a woman, pushing a dining cart with a cake taller than a person on the dining cart, and walked out.

The atmosphere in the hall finally reached a climax.

In the chorus of happy birthday songs, Yao Yong picked up the cake knife and cut it, everyone applauded together, and Tang Yan also noticed that on the tables on both sides, many waiters had begun to appear together, placing all kinds of food.

"It's finally time to eat! I'm tired, it's just a birthday, why are you doing so many vain things? It's better to just get a bunch of food, and after eating, everyone will disperse. Regarding Tang Yan's statement of this kind of terrible scenery, everyone around him chose to remain silent without exception, this guy is really tasteless.

After Yao Yong finished cutting the cake, he picked up the microphone and announced to the audience: "Thank you very much for coming to my birthday party, and thank Miss Zhang Liangliang for singing for me." Thank you. Everyone must be hungry too, so I have prepared a variety of delicious food for everyone to enjoy as many as you like. There is also a small event after the meal, that is, the opening ceremony of my dog run, and I invite everyone to cheer more in the future. ”

Many guests naturally wanted to pretend to be humble to each other and say a few words, but Tang Yan went straight to those meals without looking back. Picked up a plate, and soon piled it full, picking the expensive ones, and stuffing them into his mouth while choosing, completely ignoring all the people around him, so that he didn't go to a place, and a small vacuum immediately appeared around him, and everyone avoided him, and the province was regarded as the same kind of foodie.

But Tang Yan stuffed something into his mouth and put it on the plate, and said to the people on both sides who were obviously hiding from him: "You guys eat too!" You're welcome, just like you're at home! ”

Your sister! This isn't your birthday party, what qualifications do you have to say this to us!

Tang Yan didn't care what these people thought, he just puffed himself up and ate happily.

"Big brother, do you dare to eat slowly, as for it?" A reckless man like Xiahou Kang couldn't stand it anymore, so he took an opportunity to remind Tang Yan.

Tang Yan said nonchalantly: "Lao Tzu also spent two yuan to buy a greeting card, so I have to have a full meal!" ”

Everyone pours it, Nima, two dollars, you can't drink a glass of water here for more than this price, right?

"Huh? You want it too! Take it if you want! Tang Yan easily sandwiched the last little green dragon on the plate into his own plate, but found that there was a girl next to him, stretching out the lunch clip and stretching out towards the empty plate, but seeing that the little green dragon was actually taken away by Tang Yan, he couldn't help but retract his hand a little sneeringly.

Hearing Tang Yan's words, the girl smiled reluctantly and put down the dinner clip, she had never seen anyone who directly used her own chopsticks to hold something on the plate without a dinner clip.

"No need, you can eat." With that, he walked to the next dining table.

Tang Yan was very aggressive, and the little green dragon on his plate was directly sandwiched into the girl's plate: "It's okay, it's okay, I've eaten a lot, if you want to eat it, you can eat it!" ”

The girl was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, she really had never seen such a guy, it seemed to be very vulgar, but it seemed to be very funny.

"Don't look at the banquet as a bit fake, but this thing is really good. Right? Tang Yan's chopsticks pinched an abalone with extreme precision, and it was stuffed directly into his mouth without going through the plate at all.

Seeing Tang Yan talking to herself while chewing something, her indifferent expression was incompatible with the surrounding environment and crowd, and the girl smiled again, smiling beautifully.

"You are so rude, let me tell you, at this kind of high-end banquet, if someone talks to you, even if you don't want to pay attention to him, you have to pretend to entertain. It's called high society! You know, right? Tang Yan saw that the girl was just laughing but didn't speak, so she pretended to be an enlightenment teacher and taught earnestly.

The girl blinked: "Thank you, it's the first time I've participated in this kind of banquet, and I don't know the rules." ”

"Let me tell you, this kind of self-service thing, you must start with steady and ruthless, clamp one is counted as one, and eat one more is considered to be more fish. Oh oh oh, I don't need money for this today, but I want to give a gift! Nima, I don't know how much Yao Yong cheated on this birthday, but fortunately, I was smart, and I only gave him a greeting card, I guess he was angry! ”

The girl couldn't hold back anymore and laughed: "Haha, you're so interesting, what's your name?" My name is Shan'er. The girl held out her hand

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