Chapter 41: The Great Fool

Fang Dajun arrived at the school gate and found that he was tragic, the old man who guarded the door was like a stone in the toilet, smelly and hard, he said all his good words, and he gave out three cigarettes, but the old man just wouldn't let him in.

"Young man, I advise you to fight wherever you want. One, you don't have an ID card, two, no adult in the unit sent you, three, you don't have a letter of introduction, four, you didn't come to sign up for study, how do I know what you want to go in. ”

He is not old enough to get an ID card at all, if he goes back to XCMG for help now, and does not talk about delaying time, wouldn't it be faceless.

And the tone of the old man's speech also surprised him, only leaders like to divide things into several points to explain, could it be that this is a retired cadre who came to see the door and played a big name?

Now it was like this, Fang Dajun immediately changed his words and said: "Uncle, you see that I don't know, I did come to give my sister living expenses, but this basket of things was entrusted by Mr. Zhou and his family to bring it over, can you help me call Mr. Zhou to come out." ”

"Which teacher Zhou are you talking about?" The old man asked with a sharp eye.

Deception is a technical job, he has worked in the coastal area for three months to promote extracurricular teaching materials, every day is to find a way to go to various famous middle schools to deceive the door, and immediately asked rhetorically: "You said there can be any teacher Zhou." The psychology said, it won't be so unlucky, isn't there a teacher surnamed Zhou in such a big school?

"You wait, if you dare to lie, the old man will make you look good." The old man compromised, for he did not think the lad was lying.

Looking at the background of the old man's departure, Fang Dajun smiled, it was luck just now! In the future, when this happens, first give the security guard a cigarette, and don't let out the cigarette below 20 yuan, and then directly say that it is from a certain publishing house to send teaching materials to a certain teacher, and then ask the security guard to call the teacher out, of course, the security guard will help him when he calls, at this time you have to quickly find an excuse to answer the phone, and then talk directly with the teacher who has never met, at this time you have to rely on eloquence, as long as you successfully persuade the teacher to nod, and then give the phone to the security guard, let the teacher explain, so it's OK.

As long as you enter the school, it is not the same as a fish into the river, strive to run all the teachers' offices again, deceive the phone numbers of these teachers, so that you can go back to the errand, it is easy to say but difficult to do, the sales master does not dare to guarantee success every time, the novice can succeed once ten times, it is not bad, it is a very bad job, but the sales work is often the most exercised.

A few minutes later, the old man appeared in sight with a young female teacher in her early twenties, Fang Dajun said in his heart, the meat play is coming, we must ensure that this teacher Zhou will not turn around and leave within five seconds, and then we must successfully persuade her to nod and let her enter the school within thirty seconds, so that the old man will become the background, and if he is not convinced, it will be a tragedy.

"Teacher Zhou, here, do you remember me? O great army, the land ahead. Fang Dajun took the lead and took a second.

Sure enough, Mr. Zhou's reaction was similar to what he thought, and he looked at him for two seconds with some confusion, "Are you?" ”

"Teacher Zhou, this basket of things was brought to me by your family, and let me give you a few words, you see, let's go to the side and talk, it's not good for others to hear." Fang Dajun stepped forward and squeezed the old man aside without a trace.

The old man immediately saw the signs, but he was only suspicious, and stared at him with sharp eyes.

"What did my mom tell you to bring?" When the two of them were on the side, Zhou Juan asked in a low voice.

Fang Dajun suddenly decided to change his mind temporarily, decided to try to make up a lie, and said: "I don't know very well, your mother just asked me to tell you, she won't agree to that matter." ”

"Alas, I know, little brother, please bring your things back, tell my mother, I will go home at the end of the month and make it clear to her."

Fang Dajun was a little stunned, this is an important surname for communication, Chinese people often don't like to speak too directly, so it is too easy to have all kinds of misunderstandings, he only knows that the other party's surname is Zhou, he is a teacher, and he was fooled like this. And he originally planned to lose some eggs as a cheat fee, but now he even saves eggs.

"Okay, I'll definitely bring you the words back, anyway, I'm just passing by to pass a message, I also have to send some living expenses to a relative, it's in the sophomore class, please Teacher Zhou, you tell the uncle, I'm under the age and don't have an ID card, he won't let me in."

"Well, I'll tell him, you can go to catch the car after you finish delivering your things, and you will have to walk back to Huangshi when it's late." Zhou Juan instructed.

Fang Dajun's mind moved, didn't Huangshi just pass by that place when he came, and then said: "It's okay to go back later, there is a delivery person who is going to Longtan, I have made an appointment, and it will not be far before I walk back when I get to Longtan." ”

Zhou Juan was even less suspicious when she heard this, and then went to say hello to the porter, saying that the army was from her village and came to deliver something.

The old man was puzzled, but he didn't ask any more. Zhou Juan said again: "Little brother, do you want me to send you to the sophomore classroom?" ”

"No need, you can show me the way, I'll go by myself." If you really want to send it, you can wear it.

After a while, he found the classroom of the cram school by himself, the bamboo basket has been wrapped in a coat, there is only such a classroom in the school with cram school written at the door, and now there are not many people who can cram and take the college entrance examination again, I looked out the window, a middle-aged man on the podium was talking spittle, there were less than thirty students below, and several were obviously in their twenties, and he soon found the figure of the second sister in the classroom.

"Tuk Tuk!" There was a knock on the wooden door of the classroom.

The lecture inside stopped abruptly, the middle-aged teacher opened the door, and he said quickly: "Hello teacher, excuse me, I'll find Fang Yan and send her something, I'm her younger brother." ”

"Oh, then you can come back later, the class will be out in ten minutes." The middle-aged man's face has improved a lot, because Fang Yan's grades are not bad, the teachers in this period have distinct surnames, and there is only one criterion for treating students, that is, academic performance.

Fang Dajun immediately said: "The uncle at the door only gave me five minutes, teacher, can you call Fang Yan out now, I will leave as soon as I give her the things." ”

"Well, well, don't delay too long." The middle-aged teacher nodded, and then shouted in an echo: "Fang Yan, your brother is here to bring you something, you come out for a while." ”

Fang Yan had already seen her little brother, and she could only describe it as shocked, she had just written a letter and sent it back yesterday afternoon, why did she come to school today, and the process of delivering the letter would take at least two days.

Although he was puzzled, he ran out quickly, and the middle-aged teacher nodded at Fang Yan with a smile, and then continued the class with the door closed.

Fang Dajun said quickly: "Sister, this is something for you, and there are twenty yuan, don't let your parents know about the money, and remember to throw away this basket, there is a pot of meat in it that Chef Dong of the commune secretly gave to me, so you must not let your classmates see the basket, find a gap and throw it secretly, don't forget it." ”

"Little brother, where did you get so much money, how could Uncle Dong send you meat?" Fang Yan was shocked, the noodles hadn't been made when she left, and Fang Dajun naturally didn't know what he was doing in the commune during this time.

"I don't have time to explain more to you, I'll be staying in the county tonight, when will you get out of class? I'll come back to you then. ”

"We will go to 8 o'clock for self-study next night, our dormitory is in the opposite building, and we have to close the dormitory door at 9 o'clock, and we can only be outside for an hour. You can't come out at noon, and the cafeteria is inside the school here. Fang Yan explained.

"Well, if I'm going to come over, I'll be waiting for you at the door of your dormitory at eight o'clock in the evening. You must spend the money, if you don't spend it, I'll clean you up and beat your ass to bloom. After Fang Dajun said this, he stuffed his clothes and money and turned around and ran away.

"Little brother, you wait!" Fang Yan chased two steps and stopped, the little brother had already run away, and suddenly smelled a faint smell of meat, and couldn't help but open her clothes to see that there was a big pot of meat in the basket, and her saliva was about to flow out, and there were full of eggs, and she looked at the twenty yuan in her hand, I don't know why, her heart was pounding, and her face was a little hot.

Fang Dajun ran this time, but he was not in a hurry to get out of the school, he finally came in, this opportunity could not be missed, after a while, he saw the cafeteria and ran over......

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