Chapter 43: The First Undertaker
After eating, Su Hai was not even exempted from resting, so he immediately asked to go to school. Although the environment of Anjia is beautiful, he feels that it does not belong to him.
This huge home is far less comfortable than my hometown. In this kind of place, you don't know what inexplicable things you will encounter in the next second, such as An Yichen, such as the Persian cat, and the woman who doesn't know what the situation is.
In contrast, things are much simpler in school.
"Mom, I'm going to school too." Seeing that Su Hai was going to school, An Keke immediately put down his rice bowl and shouted, "Uncle Zhou, Uncle Zhou!" ”
"It's coming!" Zhou Wen is the special driver that An Bingwei assigned to An Keke, so he has to be around An Keke at any time. At this time, he was already standing by An Keke's side, so he quickly knew what An Keke meant, and immediately went out to start the car.
"Have you wiped your mouth clean? Hurry up and get in the car when you're clean! An Keke said proudly.
Su Hai felt very disliked for this dead girl. So when the word "clean" was mentioned again in Ankeke, he deliberately wiped his mouth vigorously with his sleeve. Anyway, it already made her angry, and it wasn't bad for one or two hits.
"You!" Encore was angry, but he didn't know what to say. Soon, she turned her anger into a smile: "It's okay, anyway, someone will naturally come to clean you up at night!" ”
Along the way, the two finally got along. After picking up Zhao Jiami and Liu Yunyun, the three girls naturally spoke the same language together, and they didn't bother to pay attention to Su Hai at all. And as soon as he entered the school gate, Su Hai felt that something was wrong behind him, as if someone was following him! He was stunned: Could it be that those gangsters in the school are trying to trouble me again?
An Keke jumped up and down with Zhao Jiami and Liu Yunyun in front, chatting chirping, unaware of the situation behind him.
Su Hai was stunned for a moment, and suddenly stopped. Although he didn't look back, he felt that the person behind him didn't seem to have the slightest malice towards him.
Sure enough, when he turned around, the buddy behind him suddenly jumped up with a smile: "Oops, I thought I was looking at the wrong eye, and sure enough, it's you, buddy!" ”
"You are?" Looking at this skinny guy, Su Hai thought that he had never seen him before, and he didn't have a sense of déjà vu.
Could it be that this guy is a madman? Su Hai thought of what the emperor said to Qiu Chuji in English in the first paragraph of "East Becomes West", and suddenly felt a little funny.
"You don't recognize me, we only met yesterday?" The thin man's face was full of joy, as if he was as happy as seeing his father, "My name is Hou Chao, we just met yesterday, your name is Su Hai, right?" ”
Su Hai nodded: "Yes, my name is Su Hai." Even so, he still didn't know who the other party was.
"Yesterday, the one I saw in the toilet, the one who smoked, do you remember?" It seemed that Su Hai could see the confusion on his face, and Hou Chao finally broke the mystery.
Yesterday in the toilet? Su Hai recalled the episode of yesterday's toilet scene.
At that time, he was not in the third or second class, and he had to go to the toilet to get those sanitary napkins off his pants. At that time, a student happened to break in. But the guy just stuck his head out and ran away.
He didn't remember what that guy looked like, but he was really thin, and his figure matched the guy in front of him.
"Oh! I remember! Su Hai sighed, but said bluntly, "I don't know what you are looking for me?" ”
This question is a bit abrupt, and the other party doesn't even blame it. Hou Chao smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm from the third or fourth class, and I've heard of your name for a long time, so I admire you very much." ”
"Oh?" Su Hai wondered, "I don't know if my brain is not good, it seems that I only saw you once yesterday, and then I haven't seen you again." And before yesterday, I didn't live in this city at all. Are you sure that the person you have been looking up to for a long time is my deity? ”
The other party nodded affirmatively and affirmatively: "I know, when I heard people say that you are six times a day today, I admired it to the extreme, so I decided to mix with you in the future." ”
It turned out that when Su Hai was not at school this morning, An Keke told him what happened last night. Zhao Jiami is a big mouth, and when he heard An Keke say this, he was so happy that he reported Su Hai's heroic deeds to the roadside club as soon as possible, and broadcast it at the same time.
This time, soon the entire senior class of students knew that there was such a god in the school, and he did that kind of thing six times a day!
The first time in front of the sanitary napkin, the second time in front of the toilet paper, the third time I ran to the toilet by myself, the fourth time I blew against Ankeke, the fifth time with a prostitute, and the sixth time I continued when I went back at night.
Oh my God, I'm afraid there has never been a man as good as him. Even if there is that kind of person, after doing it six times, I'm afraid I will be too tired to get up!
Hearing Hou Chao's explanation, Su Hai was almost so angry that he fainted: this An Keke, I really don't know where I offended her, and she was described as so dirty!
"I ...... Forget it, I can't tell you. Su Hai frowned, "So, what do you want now?" ”
"I want to worship you as the boss, and I'll mess with you in the future." Hou Chao is a Ma Daha, and he immediately said his thoughts.
What is this, this is a whole thing! Su Hai felt that he was about to suffocate.
Yesterday day, I only had one time in the evening, how could I be described by these people as six times!
Anyway, the one who started it was that damn sanitary napkin, and all of this was that encore. Thinking of this dead girl, Su Hai was even more angry.
"Oh, you're going to follow me because of this?" Su Hai suddenly laughed. This kid, he thought it was ridiculously stupid. Don't say you don't have that ability, even if you have that ability, you won't be able to do that kind of thing six times a day.
However, even if he has this ability, can he teach this skill to this stupid boy?
"What do you think you can get from me after following me?" Su Haidao, "I'm still working for someone else, so I don't even have money." ”
Hou Chao was already excited, and when he heard Su Hai say this, he patted Su Hai's shoulder and gave him a thumbs up: "Dude, you are so powerful, I have to say." You have to do that kind of thing while working for others, and no one can do this ability to do both public and private affairs. ”
"Ga ......" Su Hai was really speechless, this guy is too outrageous, "Okay, I admit that I want you to be my little brother, but what kind of meeting gift do I have for you?" And I want to tell you, if you follow me, it will be very miserable, because Ding Yufei will beat me tonight! ”
Since Ding Yufei's prestige is known even to people like Mrs. An who stay at home, this kid naturally knows how powerful people are, right?
"It's easy to say, just leave it to me." Hou Chao grinned, "I am very familiar with the people of the Three Musketeers, let me tell you, they will definitely not be embarrassed by you." ”