0190 Spray wine in your nose

Xia Houkang felt very strange, why did the two of them change color when they mentioned Wei Ruoyi? Could it be that Tang Yan already deeply regretted it, feeling that he was too impulsive that day and almost caused a catastrophe?

"Haha, Tang Yan, you won't regret it, right? Are you scared now? Didn't you enjoy slapping it at the time, Nima, those two slaps rang! The whole bar was beaten quietly by you, looking at the expression of the little fox, it definitely surpassed the acting skills of any actress, and the local expression was called a meticulous. ”

Seeing that Tang Yan and Zhang Wei's eyes were even more sluggish and their expressions were even more strange, Xiahou Kang laughed: "Now are you afraid of wool?" That night, the fourth master said that way, although the fox was lawless, but in the face of the fourth master, she still had to be restrained. And the fox has a good thing, that is, what she said at least counts, since she said that the events of that night should not have happened, then she will definitely not trouble you because of the events of that night. ”

Tang Yan and Zhang Wei glanced at each other, still silent, but their eyes looked at Xiahou Kang with a little sympathy.

Xiahou Kang was full of interest, and kept squeezing his eyebrows at Tang Yan: "Tell me, tell me, how did you feel at that time?" Nima, Lao Tzu must be very cool! ”

Tang Yan and Zhang Wei turned their heads sideways together, closed their eyes at the same time, and then Xia Houkang felt a heavy slap on the back of his head, although there was a thick hair pad, but it still made an extremely shocking dull sound...... The table next to it was originally noisy, but when they heard this sound, they stopped their mouths at the same time and looked over together.

"If you want to know how it feels, you can try it yourself, Xiaokangkang!"

If being slapped was not enough for Xiahou Kang to understand what was happening, but when he heard this voice, he immediately lost his soul.

Nima, do you want to be so coincidental? Lao Tzu went to the river beach to have a barbecue, how could he meet her?

Nima, is it true that you can't gossip behind your back? Why is it so late at night that Lao Tzu is just looking for a place to have a supper, and how can he meet the legendary protagonist?

Nima, Nima, Nima! You're also a super lady, why don't you come to such a sloppy place to wander around! Shouldn't a lady like you go in and out of a super five-star hotel?

Xiahou Kang had scolded countless times in his heart, and the back of his head hurt so much that his head was dizzy, but he still had to squeeze out a smiling face, slowly turned his head, looked at Wei Ruoyi who was with willow eyebrows standing up behind him, and said uneasily in his heart: "Sister Ruoyi, why are you here?" ”

"If the old lady doesn't come, how can I hear your kid talking nonsense? I haven't cleaned you up in the past two years, and you're itchy again, aren't you? ”

"Heroine spare her life!" Xiahou Kang had no grace at all, and his whole body trembled in fear.

"I'm not a woman, I'm just a little fox, didn't you want to taste what it was like to smoke me just now?"

"Woman! How dare I! You're going to let me go! I was wrong! Xiahou Kang almost knelt on the ground and begged for mercy without a handful of tears and snot, and looked at Tang Yan and Zhang Wei at the same time, and motioned them to hurry up and help the round with his eyes.

However, Tang Yan and Zhang Wei turned their heads directly, how could this thing be round? From the first sentence he just started to say, Wei Ruoyi happened to get out of the car, and Xiahou Kang was too unscrupulous, and the volume disturbed by the quarrel at the table behind him was directly turned to the top, and every word clearly fell into Wei Ruoyi's ears. Then, Wei Ruoyi glared at Tang Yan and Zhang Wei, obviously not allowing them to open their mouths to remind, but stood behind Xiahou Kang and waited patiently for this kid to sing a one-man show.

"Now you know it's wrong? What should I do if I make a mistake? Wei Ruoyi pulled a chair and sat down next to Tang Yan, the anger on his face was gone, replaced by a charming smile that seduced the dead and did not pay for his life.

Xiahou Kang's soul was scattered, and he lowered his voice and said, "If Sister Yi, you can spare me." When I was a child, it was nothing, but now I'm such an adult, and I ...... Not suitable, right? Clearly, he remembered the tragic experience of his childhood.

"It's appropriate to gossip behind people's backs, right?"

"I've had too much to drink today!" Xiahou Kang was straightforward, but the more he straightened his chest, the more sober he became, "I punished myself for drinking three bottles in one breath to make amends to you, what do you think?" ”

"It's only three bottles! Haven't you Young Master Xiahou always had a lot of them? Wei Ruoyi's fox eyes seemed to be able to really pull out a few threads, but Xiahou Kang, who was sitting opposite her, didn't feel the slightest temptation, but felt chills all over his body, as if Wei Ruoyi's eyes were not a gaze, but some kind of refrigeration ray.

"Five bottles!" Xiahou Kang is really open-minded, this is no longer a question of whether the amount of alcohol is or not, if you drink five bottles of beer in a row, no matter how large the amount of alcohol is, it will squirt out, right?

"Don't squirt!"

"Even if you squirt, it will only come from other places, never out of your mouth!" Xia Houkang resolutely assured.

Wei Ruoyi nodded, Xiahou Kang picked up a bottle of wine, but she stretched out her hand and said, "Don't worry, little brother Xiahou!" "Xiahou Kang's heart is really more than 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping by, your younger brother, Lao Tzu's younger brother is not small at all!

"Waiter, bring a big basin that can hold five bottles of beer!" was thrown away by Wei Ruoyi's fox's flattering eyes, and the waiter suddenly dispersed, and even forgot to agree, and instantly brought a big basin.

"If it's really big enough, this is a facewash, right?" Xiahou Kang was taken aback when he saw it, but Wei Ruoyi had already picked up two bottles of beer with his own hands, pressed the spout of the bottle with one hand, picked up the other bottle with the other, leaned the spout of the two bottles of beer together, and opened one bottle with a bang. Then he did the same, opened five bottles of beer in an instant, grabbed one bottle in each hand, and poured it into the basin with a clatter.

Five bottles of beer, poured into a basin, although it was a basin, but half of the basin was poured. This is thanks to the cunning and cunning of beer merchants in recent years, and the beer has become a bottle of 500 milliliters, if it had been changed to a bottle of 700 milliliters a few years ago, Xia Houkang would have to drink it to death here.

Looking at the beer in this basin, Xiahou Kang's face turned purple, but Wei Ruoyi's eyes were burning, and he didn't mean to let him go at all.

Reluctantly picked up the pot of wine, even the basin with the wine weighed seven or eight pounds, let alone drinking, just holding it in the hand made people feel frightened.

Tang Yan and Zhang Wei couldn't bear to watch, turned their heads away, and whispered and pretended to talk about other things, one said to the endless night that the weather was so good today, and the other was to sing to the completely invisible river that the Great Wall would never fall and the Yellow River would not fall for thousands of miles...... Xiahou Kang is indeed a man, knowing that death is inevitable, as soon as he closes his eyes and heart, he picks up the pot of wine, and drinks it with a bang, and without changing it in one breath, he almost goes down halfway. After taking a breath, I obviously burped, and suddenly felt the beer between my chest and abdomen, basically reaching my throat, and the esophagus was full of beer, but the rest of the wine had to be drunk.

After a sip of goo, he went down a lot, looking at the wine at the bottom of the basin, Xia Houkang felt that he didn't want to drink beer again in his life.

"Who invented this bird wine? Nima is swollen to death! ”

The cry in his heart would never dare to shout out, although Xia Houkang already felt that even if he drank another milliliter, he would squirt out, but he could only bite the bullet, and under Wei Ruoyi's flirtatious gaze, he put the basin to his mouth and began to drink with a bitter face.

Something really happened, when Xiahou Kang poured this pot of wine into his mouth, his nose began to hula and bubble out, and soon it trickled into a stream, drinking in his mouth, and beer began to flow out of his nose, as if he had turned on a faucet.

But I have to admit that Xiahou Kang is good, he has fulfilled his promise, although this beer is spraying out, it is definitely spraying out of the nose, Tang Yan and Zhang Wei were shocked to see it, I really didn't expect Xia Houkang to have such a trick, no wonder he dared to say that even if he sprayed, it would only be sprayed from other places!

A pot of wine was finally drunk, and Xiahou Kang was burping continuously, while his face was almost black, purple, and purple, as if he had been poisoned by a corpse, and said to Wei Ruoyi vaguely: "Sister Ruoyi, you can forgive me, right?" ”

Wei Ruoyi looked at the beer that was still bubbling out of Xiahou Kang's nose, and he also felt a little disgusted, and waved his slender hand: "Hurry up and vomit it, it's disgusting!" ”

Xiahou Kang was amnesty, immediately ran to the river, lying on the embankment and vomited...... "It's really close to you, I have nothing to do with it, I can even meet you when I come out to blow the river breeze." Wei Ruoyi took out a box of ladies cigarettes from his bag, elegantly took one out for himself, lit it and puffed out a puff of smoke and said.

Tang Yan didn't say a word and directly snatched the cigarette from her mouth: "When you smoke, you should at least ask the person next to you, do you smell smoke?" A bit of grace! Then, throw that cigarette on the ground and step on it.

Zhang Wei opened his mouth wide, he couldn't imagine that Tang Yan would dare to be rude to Wei Ruoyi, and said in his heart This fox is now the time to find your fault, aren't you giving someone a handle?

But Wei Ruoyi didn't get angry, just smiled and said, "You are really bold......

Tang Yan picked up a glass of wine and looked at Wei Ruoyi: "You may not be bold, it's just that in the past two days, I have been entangled by a woman who claims to be dissatisfied with her desires, and I am a little angry." His eyes were fixed on Wei Ruoyi, making it clear that this sentence was aimed at her.

Wei Ruoyi didn't have the slightest look of confusion on his face, he still smiled gracefully, even took a cup for himself, poured a glass of wine, and took the initiative to come over and touch Tang Yan: "Although you are not too handsome, you are still a little manly, and there will be a lot of things to be entangled by women in the future." "Anyway, drink it all.

(To be continued)