0005 The first hint of the poisonous tongue

Tang Yan is about to explode, and he still has to study after the lottery? Isn't it just a matter of mastering this skill? Learn from your sister's practice, do you have to buy two boxes of crayons to draw the sun and the grass first? It's too bad, isn't it?

The system secretary was expressionless: "All the skills extracted by the host will be directly learned by the host, but it takes a minute to an hour to acquire the skills, and the host cannot carry out normal activities during the learning time." ”

Tang Yan frowned: "What does it mean to be unable to do normal activities?" ”

"The host can be understood as a state of sleep."

"And how long does it take to learn this skill of copying?" Tang Yan was thinking, if the master endured it in a few minutes, if he suddenly sat here and fell asleep for half an hour, then he wouldn't scare the young guys in the restaurant to death?

"The learning time is unknowable and is determined by the innate conditions of the host."

Although the system secretary answered very mechanically, Tang Yan basically understood, the length of learning time is obviously related to IQ, physical endurance, hands-on ability, etc., it must be that the higher the IQ, the better the physical fitness, the faster to learn. Tang Yan has enough confidence in his IQ and physical fitness, but copying this kind of thing seems to have a lot to do with art, Tang Yan is really not sure in this regard, and he decided not to study in a hurry after hesitating, and it is not too late to study after eating and receiving the dormitory card.

"Okay, Black Tiger, when can I learn again at the latest?" To be on the safe side, Tang Yan still asked.

"There's no time limit for this."

Tang Yan was very satisfied with the system secretary's answer, and he directly ignored her, but began to eat happily with his rice bowl.

But this time, the system secretary did not leave, but said to Tang Yan worriedly: "Host, can you change your name?" The black tiger is so ugly, that's the name of the dog. ”

"Dogs are man's best friend......" It seemed that seeing that the whole person of the system secretary was about to become as black as the suit on his body, Tang Yan finally made a concession, waved his hand impatiently: "Okay, okay, women are trouble, doesn't the image of you directly becoming a dog complement the name?" I'll call you Heimei in the future. ”

Although this name is actually not good, it is definitely more than 10,000 times better than the black tiger, so the system secretary disappeared without saying a word.

Tang Yan's eating speed was amazing, and the young man who was watching the chopsticks flying up and down was dumbfounded. Tang Yan glanced at him disdainfully, and handed over the empty bowl in his hand: "Add rice!" ”

Since he said hello at the beginning and the rice was free, Tang Yan ate six bowls before touching his stomach and burping contentedly. The young man was speechless, it was more than two o'clock in the afternoon, and there was not much rice left in the rice cooker, originally thinking that Tang Yan should be enough to eat two or three bowls, who would have wanted to meet a pot-bellied man. These six bowls of rice, the young man also went to the restaurant next door to borrow three bowls to get it, and ran to the next door again and again, the young man was a little embarrassed, fortunately, Tang Yan also put down the empty bowl at this time.

"Make a bag of the rest of the dishes, and pack me two more boxes of rice." Tang Yan took out fifty yuan and slapped it on the table, the young man originally thought that he could finally send away this plague god, but when he heard the last sentence, the young man had the heart to kill Tang Yan.

I had the heart to tell Tang Yan that he was not allowed to pack rice, but seeing Tang Yan's expression of the old god, the young man decided to save some trouble, and finally had to borrow rice according to Tang Yan after a long time. After borrowing two boxes of lunches from another restaurant, the young man collected the money, and at the same time firmly remembered Tang Yan's appearance, and said secretly in his heart: "Next time, I won't even let you enter the door!" ”

Carrying the packed lunch box, Tang Yan returned to Pegasus Square with satisfaction, and when he passed the sculpture in the center of the square that looked more like a donkey than a Pegasus, Tang Yan was really a little nervous. I suddenly fainted just now and then I had a weird system in my head, just because I took a look at this stupid donkey. But this time, the sculpture didn't seem to move, and Tang Yan walked over safely but vigilantly.

After finding the School of History, Tang Yan found that the major he chose seemed to be very unpopular in this polytechnic college. Or rather, the entire Faculty of History is probably the most unpopular department in the university, not one of them.

Other colleges, whether they are the two fundamental schools of the University of Science and Technology, the School of Engineering and the School of Science, or the School of Management, the School of Economics, or even the Academy, are all crowded with a bunch of people, but the School of History, where I am located, has two or three kittens, and even the senior students who are sitting behind the desk and are responsible for signing up for the reception are listless, and it seems that they have not received new students for a while.

Tang Yan took out his admission letter, walked over slowly, and knocked lightly on the table, and the two boys sitting at the table raised their heads as if they had just noticed someone coming, and looked at Tang Yan with confused eyes.

"Coming to sign up?" One of the boys asked, seemingly uncertain.

Tang Yan nodded and handed over the admission letter in his hand.

"There are really applicants for this major, tsk, you are also a talent. Tang Yan, you lack fire in your five elements? After receiving the notice, the boy quickly scanned it and made sure that this was the admission letter of the school, and sighed.

Another boy with glasses on his face, looking calmer, took the notice from his companion's hand, glanced at it and said, "Of course there are applicants for this major, isn't the list in our hands?" I'll look it up......" With that, the boy with glasses began to look up on a form and soon found Tang Yan's name.

Tang Yan also knew that the major he applied for was a big unpopularity, and there were few colleges and universities in the country that opened this major, and Jiangcheng Institute of Technology opened this major for the first time this year. So Tang Yan was not surprised by the performance of these two people.

"How many people have been admitted to my major this year?" Tang Yan asked casually while cooperating with the registration procedures.

"It's thirty full, but I estimate that there will be a few who won't come, and you can have more than twenty people in your profession, so I estimate that it's about the same. However, you had better be prepared in your heart, there will be a lot of students who will not come to register, and once the number is less than fifteen, the school may consider canceling the major. The boy who didn't wear glasses seemed to be a little gloating, but he was stunned by what Tang Yan said.

The boy wearing glasses helped his glasses and said: "Don't worry too much, I have seen this situation before, generally speaking, the school will respect your own opinions as much as possible, and it is negotiable to be willing to temporarily suspend or choose to drop out or choose other majors, I estimate that the score line of your major will not be too high, and if you re-choose a major, it is usually you who take advantage." ”

Hearing this, Tang Yan was much more relieved, and couldn't help but feel a little dissatisfied with the guy who was alarmist and deliberately scared him.

"Senior brother, thank you. By the way, what's your name? I'll ask you if there is anything in the future. Tang Yan said politely to the boy with glasses.

"My name is Gu Huakai, from the Student Union Life Department, if there is anything you need to know, just come to me."

It can be seen that Gu Huakai is a person with a very generous surname, and he didn't think Tang Yan was presumptuous in what he said, probably because he felt that since he was from the Life Department of the Student Union, it was normal for freshmen to have any questions and help solve them by themselves.

Tang Yan nodded again and again, but the one next to him glanced at Tang Yan and said: "You are not polite at all, Hua Kai is the minister of the life department, and he has to compete for the president of the student union this year, how can he have so much time to answer this and that for you freshmen?" ”

Tang Yanxin said that if you don't open your mouth, I'm really not good to go directly to you, since you have spoken, then don't blame me.

"Liang Bo, don't be like this, isn't our life department in charge of this?" Gu Huakai patted Liang Bo's shoulder very kindly.

Tang Yan smiled slightly: "Just say this to Senior Brother Gu, I will vote for you when you run for the president of the student union." ”

Liang Bo said with some disdain: "Do you think everyone has the right to vote?" You also have to be in the student council to be eligible. ”

"The student union is not a tiger's den in Longtan, after all, it is an institution that serves students, so I don't think it will be too difficult to enter, right? Don't you have to recruit new people every year? Senior Brother Gu, you will have to take care of me when I sign up. Seeing that Liang Bo still wanted to make a sarcastic remark, Tang Yan didn't let him open his mouth directly, and pointed at him: "Who is that, what's your name?" What Senior Brother Gu said just now...... Don't don't, don't say it, you say it, it's a scolding street......"

Liang Bo was stunned, but quickly reacted, and glared angrily: "Your name is the one who scolds the street!" ”

"Hehe, Liang Bo, I finally remembered. Your phone is good, and the photo above has a surname. Tang Yan didn't go to talk to Liang Bo, but pointed to the iphone in Liang Bo's hand, and now the desktop is lit up, just enough to see the photos on the desktop. The one squatting next to you is a twin with you, right? It's really long. ”

Liang Bo was stunned again, turned his face and looked at his mobile phone, and as a result, what he saw was a photo of himself and the Schnauzer raised by his neighbor......

Gu Huakai naturally turned his face to look, and saw that it was actually a photo with a dog, even though he was an honest man, he couldn't help but laugh out loud, seeing Liang Bo's dark face, he seemed to feel a little bad, so he looked away and quickly helped Tang Yan go through the formalities.

"Xiqishe, 305, go to the right, you can see it in about five minutes." Gu Huakai stuffed the completed procedures into Tang Yan's hands, "Settle down first, and the school will arrange for you to pay the fee in two days." ”

Tang Yan took it, thanked him, and was about to leave, but Liang Bo stopped him: "Tang Yan, you wait, you make it clear." Why am I just following ...... It looks like that. ”

Tang Yanxin said that he had never seen such a strong search for death, since you have to ask, I will send you two more sentences.

Stretching out his head, Tang Yan pretended to look carefully at Liang Bo's outstretched mobile phone, and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was wrong just now, it turns out that the one next to you is a schnauzer." No wonder I felt familiar to you when I came all the way by...... Actually, it's like this, it's not that you two look alike, you two can't be twins, right? It should be said that the schnauzer looks like you. Maybe it's because of the proximity to Zhu Zhechi, I heard that pets will follow their owners. With that, Tang Yan waved his hand at Gu Huakai and walked away.