The second more is delivered, and the number of words broke 300,000 before clicking, the dark horse is hard enough, right? Can you vote for encouragement? Thank you!

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"Speechless and ask God, Teacher Wen is such a good person, how can we be embarrassed to disappoint her? No, even if you fight hard at noon, you have to destroy the sophomore grandsons! Zhang Deming lay on the table and wailed and swore a little, a little, and grabbed Liu Yi who was sitting beside him, "Brother Yi, you must arrive at noon, we really only have you as a substitute, if you don't arrive, Fu Shimin and I will all play the whole game, and our physical strength will definitely not be able to keep up!" ”

"Anyway, De...... Ming, why are you ...... So care about Teacher Wen...... The perception that you will not be ...... Love it...... She's right? Fan Mengyang, who was sitting in the front row, turned his head and smiled evilly, he had never been good at laughing, he probably heard that the good-looking teacher Wen Yuting, who had a good surname and a good surname, was going to watch the class game, not only joking with everyone for the first time, but also said that he was going to participate in the cheerleading team to cheer Zhang Deming and them.

"you, Teacher Wen is such a good person, you are not allowed to blaspheme her!" Zhang Deming kicked on the chair in the front row and roared loudly.

"Alright, okay, you two don't make trouble, the old wizard is here!" Lao Ma interrupted the argument between the two, and then quickly opened the "College Psychology" on the table and stood in front of the table to block him from reading an e-book.

"Nima, are you looking at Zhu Yanxue again?" Seeing that the old wizard was slowly coming in, Zhang Deming turned his head to look at Lao Ma's e-book while desperately looking for the textbook in his Nike bag.

"I finished reading it last night, and I just found a good novel on the starting point Chinese network, the personal ghost king of the school flower, writing about vampires, a little interesting!" The old horse thief smiled, the key is that the school flower novels are very helpful to his forum "School Flowers", where he often pastes classic fragments from school flower novels.

"Really? Is the heroine good-looking? Zhang Deming saw that Lao Ma was so fascinated, and he also came to the spirit.

"Shhh Lao Ma gently pushed Zhang Deming away, if the old wizard saw it, his newly bought e-book would probably go into the trash.

Although several classes were attending together, Professor Fan Xiaohong was still able to accurately grasp the list of her students, and the thick roster she was holding in her hand at this time was bound together by the rosters of several classes.

"Shen Yan!" After the old witch stepped onto the podium, she began to roll out her name without saying a word, which is her habit and the reason why the attendance rate of this class is relatively high. Professor Fan Xiaohong is less than forty years old, but he looks very old-fashioned, always wearing that little gray suit, his chest is open, revealing a women's shirt shaped like pajamas, his mouth is a little crooked when he speaks, there is a pair of glasses on the bridge of his nose, and the eyes hidden behind him are like two electronic eyes, constantly scanning everyone in the class, as if everyone's small movements can't escape her search.

"Here!" A girl raised her hand.

"Zhang Cheng!" The old wizard glanced at the girl and began to call out the name of the next classmate.

"Here!" A stout Qilu man raised his hand to signal that he was coming, and there were calculus test questions on the table, and after answering, he continued to count rustlingly, and at first glance, he was already preparing for the graduate school entrance examination.

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"Zhang Deming!" Soon, the old wizard ordered the third class of education.

"Here!" Zhang Deming raised his hand in response, but lowered his head under the table, and when the old wizard stopped looking at him, he immediately flashed to the seat next to him.

"Fu Shimin!" The old wizard shouted nonchalantly, and after shouting, he began to raise his eyes to search for the person who answered below.

"Here!" It was Zhang Deming who responded, but he pinched his throat, and when he saw that the people around him were covering their mouths and snickering, he couldn't help but furious, and explained softly, "That kid Fu Shimin is practicing on the basketball court, and he will win glory for our class in a while!" ”

"Fu Shimin?!" The old witch shouted again, as if she had noticed that someone was fooling him, such things were common in large classes, and the teachers all turned a blind eye, but the old wizard could not.

"Here!" Zhang Deming answered again, although he raised his hand, he covered his face with his textbook, and he didn't dare to look up at the old witch.

"Deming is finished, the old wizard is here!" Seeing Professor Fan Xiaohong close the roster in his hand and walk slowly towards Zhang Deming, Lao Ma immediately sweated for his roommate.

"This student, please stand!" The old wizard came to Zhang Deming and knocked on his desk with the roster, and after Zhang Deming stood up with his head down, she said tepidly, "Do you know what the benefits of studying psychology are?" That is to know if a person is lying! ”

"That...... I'm sorry, Teacher Fan, Fu Shimin has a stomachache, so ...... "Zhang Deming is a guy who is rigid on the outside and soft on the inside, where can he stand up to the sharp eyes of the old wizard!"

"The key question is not whether he came or not, but why are you lying!" Without waiting for Zhang Deming to finish his words, the old wizard directly interrupted him, and then roared at the huge classroom, "I know that many of you think that this course is worthless at all, and it will not help you for future employment, nor will it help you for the graduate school entrance examination, so you either don't come to class, or you are busy when you come!" ”

"Here we go again!" Everyone was disgusted by the fact that the old wizard had to talk about the meaning of psychology in every class, and the classroom was instantly booed.

"Anyway, even if the teacher talks about dry mouths, you won't understand the meaning of studying psychology!" Seeing the disgusted expressions of the students, the old wizard was also angry, "At most, ordinary people rely on observing a person's words and deeds to infer what the other party thinks, but psychology can accurately know a person's mental activities from more levels!" ”

"It's just an elective!"

"That's right, besides, the content of the book is very superficial, and it's not a textbook for psychologists, how much progress can we make no matter how serious we are in class!"

"I'm starting to feel a little sympathetic to her husband, it's definitely stressful to be with such a person all day long!"

"Wrong, I think it must be her husband who has someone outside, that's why she's so nervous!"

The classmates retorted softly again with your words and me, and some began to slander softly.

"Okay, I'm not going to take this class, I'm going to do a test with you, and if any of you can beat me, I won't care if you come to class or not! The exam won't be hard for you! Probably hearing everyone's discussion, the old wizard was even more angry, she swayed around, and returned to Zhang Deming again, "Your legs are shaking, it looks like an active performance, in fact, you are very nervous now, your right hand is constantly touching your thighs, which means that you are wearing big pants under your pants, and you must be wearing a vest under your T-shirt, right?" Going straight to play basketball after class? Your flustered eyes tell me I got it right! So now, guess what's going on in my mind? ”

"You ...... now? Must be angry! Zhang Deming scratched his head and replied hesitantly.

"Wrong, the teacher is not angry, the teacher just thinks it's ridiculous, laughing at people like you for wasting the best time of your life on a small ball!" The old wizard smiled coldly, glanced at Zhang Deming, and then walked up to Mo Jiaojiao.

Mo Jiaojiao, who was dressed in a snow-white dress, saw that the old wizard was looking at her, and immediately became nervous, smiled awkwardly at the old wizard, and then lowered her head, constantly pinching the cute bear-headed ballpoint pen on the table with both hands.

"Since the teacher walked in the door, I saw you in a daze, with spring eyes, it should be a date in the afternoon! I don't wear any corsets underneath...... Girls should pay attention to protect themselves, don't suffer losses and have nowhere to shout when the time comes! The old wizard didn't ask Mo Jiaojiao a question, turned around and walked up to another student, "Guess what I'm thinking?" ”

"Teacher, please spare me, I will come to class every day in the future, and I promise to listen carefully in class!" The boy knelt down directly, clasped his hands together, and said with a bitter face.

"So, you still don't understand psychology, do you?" Seeing that there was already silence in the class, the old wizard was satisfied, and raised his head and said.

"Teacher, I think the point of us coming here is to learn from you, not to beat you, right?" At this time, Mo Xiaoyu stood up, she really couldn't help it, the old wizard's verbosity was famous, and everyone's absent-mindedness was indeed wrong, but Teacher Fan did this, and she was inevitably a little suspicious of teasing students because she had studied psychology for a few years.

Playing ball and dating are the freedom of every college student, and wearing a corset or not is the freedom and ** of every girl, this should not be criticized, right?

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