"Ahh Donate so much? "The beauties were simply stunned.

"Beauties, don't be surprised? What he donated was all dollars, not renminbi. Yu Lei continued.

"Brother Zhang, is what this gentleman said true?" Shi Kai's beauty asked a little skeptically.

"Sister Shi Kai, remove the word '?', that's right. Zhang Daguan said with a smile.

"My mother, Brother Zhang, you don't rob the bank anymore, you are young, where did you get so much money?" Shi Kai's question represents the voice of all beauties.

"I said, beautiful sisters, do you have such suspicions? This is the wealth that my brother threw his head and spilled blood, crossed the grassland, climbed the snowy mountains, drilled the dangerous forests, walked the desert, and fought with real knives and guns. Take a good look, take a look, handsome and chic, suave, beautiful and overpowering Pan An, is Brother Zhang, who has the temperament of the overlord of the competition, like a villain who robs a bank? Zhang Zheng said unashamedly.

"Brother Zhang, say you masturbate, no, it's narcissism, you're really narcissistic." Shi Kai said with a smile.

"Girl, why does your brother sound so awkward?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"Brother Zhang, what's wrong with it?" Shi Kai asked puzzled.

"What do you mean by 'saying you masturbate, not narcissism, you are really narcissistic enough', is it both incommensurable and contradictory? It should be changed to 'Say you masturbate, you are really enough to masturbate', the four words in the middle are redundant. Zhang Zheng smiled evilly.

"There's a comma after the word 'no' in 'not narcissism', don't you say it together, won't it make sense?" Shi Kai explained a little embarrassed.

"Oh, is that what happened? Therefore, speaking and reading are sometimes very different, sometimes you don't pay attention to punctuation, but if you don't pay attention to punctuation, sometimes you will make jokes, just like you said, if you don't make a good time, it will make people misunderstand Brother Zhang I am also the same as that Wang Baye, I like to masturbate? Of course, throughout the ages, there have been too many such things caused by sentence breakage problems. Zhang Zheng said matter-of-factly.

"Oh, really?" Shi Kai asked.

"Isn't it? Just a few years ago, the matchmaker told the son of the old Liu family in a mountain village in the south of Jibei about a family matter, and wrote a line to introduce the woman: dark hair, no pockmarks, and big feet. Lao Liu looked at it, the woman: black hair, no pockmarks, not big feet, Zhou Zheng, very happy, but after marrying the bride into the door and sending it into the cave room, he found that the bride was bald, lame, and ugly with a pockmarked face. Lao Liu finds a matchmaker to settle accounts. The matchmaker didn't admit it, she said that the note clearly read: pitch black, no hair at all, pockmarks, not big feet, Zhou Zheng, Lao Liu just suffered a dumb loss. Due to punctuation and sentence breaks, the beauty has become a fairy, do you think it's a big deal? ”

"Big enough, this kind of thing should be cautious, right?" Shi Kai and others said.

"Therefore, my brother solemnly reminds you little girls that when you marry in the future, you must be cautious, don't marry the wrong man and go to the wrong bed. However, when encountering this kind of marriage problem, my brother can help. Zhang Zheng said with a wicked smile.

"Let's die, now that we have entered the age of computers and the Internet, where is this kind of thing?" The beauties laughed and scolded.

"Brother Zhang, what do you mean? We get married, how can you help? Yu Li asked.

"Isn't there a song that sings like this: The girl of the Silk Road has long hair, and her eyes are so beautiful, if you get married, don't marry someone else, you must marry me, take your dowry, sing your song, and come in that BMW! Ever heard of this song? ”

"Ahh Coming in a BMW? Just sit and run. Sun Yuting, a big beauty who doesn't like to talk much, couldn't help but tease Zhang Daguan a few words.

"I said Brother Zhang, you finally showed the true face of the big bad wolf, right? The lyrics of the people say 'If you marry, don't marry someone else, you must marry me', when you come here, you become 'you', your appetite is too big, don't you forget, the beautiful girls of the Silk Road Flower Rain, there are more than 40 officially signed contracts alone? If they all marry you, they won't kill you! Shi Kai said viciously.

"Sister Shi Kai, who are you Brother Zhang? Although it's not the three-headed and six-armed goblin you said, it's also a race overlord who stands up to the sky and the earth, pulls out a thousand pounds, no, pulls a few hundred pounds, and I'd rather die on the bed than die on the battlefield. There are thousands of sisters and hundreds of sisters in the world, I only love you, ask who is the hero in the world, only Zhang Zheng, a native of Jibei in Dongshan! ”

"Bang" Yu Lei's kid was the first to applaud.

"Bang bang" A lot of men applauded.

"President, awesome! I like this new "Farewell My Concubine", like one! Yu Lei stretched out his thumb to Zhang Zheng.

"Dude! Your momentum is much better than that of the overlord of Chu, the overlord of Chu is just a Yu Ji, and he is still grinding and grinding on the edge of the Wujiang River, and the buddy plans to stew the best beauties of the Silk Road Huayu in one pot, this heroic and domineering, the overlord of Chu can only lift shoes for his buddy, and the brother also praises one! A guy who looked like a college student said.