Li Lao said: "Oh, I understand, that is to say, for Xiao Zhang, the Da Yu in the poem and the Da Yu he knows are not the same thing at all, and the reason why this situation occurs is purely crooked." Please search ()! The fastest updated novel"

Zou Jiadong agreed: "What Elder Li said is right, and only this reason can reasonably explain this problem." ”

"Haha, it's really strange that there will be two big yus, one virtual and one real." The crowd laughed after listening to the critic's explanation.

Zou Jiadong continued: "After listening to Ji Lao's comments, Xiao Zhang said to the old man very modestly: Your three 'wonderful' words make students really embarrassed, in fact, I am just nonsense, where can I be a good poem? To be honest, if it is my poetry, it is better to say that it is the wonder of your old review.

Ji Lao said: Boy, I'm not praising you blindly, this is a live proposition to answer questions on the spot, if you don't have real skills, you will immediately show your original form, and you almost didn't think about it, and soon made three poems of such a high level, I dare to say, looking at the entire Huaxia country, I don't think there will be a few people, and Cao Zijian, who is 'seven steps into a poem' in history, is just like that. By the way, I said boy, I took you as an apprentice, but you kid still hasn't told me your name, right?

Xiao Zhang smiled: Haha! Teacher, I'm sorry, since I saw your old man, I have been patronizing and happy, but I forgot about it. The student's surname is Zhang Shaojie, a native of Jibei City, two or five years old, unmarried, if the senior sister ......"

As soon as he heard that this kid was going to talk nonsense, Xiao Yu quickly interrupted him: Hey, I said junior brother, why did you get married? Let me tell you clearly, there are no ifs and wits between us.

Xiao Zhang said: Senior sister, you misunderstood, I mean, senior sister if .......

Xiao Yu said: you, didn't I just say that there is no if between us. No matter how you change the position of the 'what if', it is useless.

Xiao Zhang said: I said, senior sister, can you let me finish my words?

Xiao Yu said: Senior brother, I didn't stop your mouth, you can say it if you want to.

Xiao Zhang said: Senior sister, I mean, if you know beautiful women, senior sister, you can help introduce a few to your junior brother.

After listening to Xiao Zhang's words, Xiao Yu was so angry, she despised Xiao Zhang and said: What? How many will you let me introduce you? I said, junior brother, why are you this kind of person? I'll answer you clearly now, don't think nonsense, I will never do anything about pimping people, senior sister.

"Haha!" Everyone present was amused by Xiao Yu's 'pimping' words.

Xiao Zhang couldn't help laughing: Haha, I said senior sister, where did you think of it? I mean, I plan to invest in Jibei City to build a factory to do business, and I am in urgent need of talents.

After listening to Xiao Zhang's explanation, Xiao Yu said: Senior sister misunderstood you, but what I don't understand is senior sister, why do you want beautiful women?

Xiao Zhang replied: Because my investment project is women's cosmetics, of course, it is more suitable for women.

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After listening to Xiao Zhang's explanation, Xiao Yu said: It turns out that this is the case, you should have made it clear earlier?

Xiao Zhang smiled: The question is, did you give me a chance to say?

Secretary Lu, who accompanied Ji Lao, felt that the name 'Zhang Shaojie' was a little familiar after listening to Xiao Zhang's self-report, but he couldn't remember where he had heard it for a while, so he asked his secretary Zhang Sheng in a low voice: Xiao Zhang, have you heard of the name Zhang Shaojie?

Zhang Sheng said: Secretary, this morning the provincial party committee received an internal reference, which contains a piece of information about the hijacking incident, and the name of the anti-hijacking hero mentioned in the information seems to be Zhang Shaojie, I don't know if it is this gentleman.

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After listening to Zhang Sheng's words, Secretary Lu suddenly realized: Oh, I remember, today's Dongshan Daily also reported on this matter, the question is, that hero was still in the capital yesterday, how could he suddenly appear here today? I look polite, I should be a literati or a Confucian businessman, not like a person who dances with a knife and a stick, they must have the same name? ”

"Secretary Zhenxiang is right, Xiao Zhang gives people the impression that he is a white-faced scholar, which does not match the image of a big hero in people's minds at all, so it is understandable that he has such an idea." Li Lao said.

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Zou Jiadong continued: "Xiao Yu said to Xiao Zhang: Senior brother, I have a question to ask you, can you?

Xiao Zhang said: Of course, what do you want to ask, senior sister?

Xiao Yu asked: What does the 'festival' in this poem mean? I thought about it, but I didn't think about what day it was. ”

Wang Lao said: "Yes, Xiao Yu asked too well, in my impression, October 11th is not a festival." Haha, it's lively now, this kid Zhang is going to make a fool of himself, alas, it's a pity that it's a good poem. ”

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Zou Jiadong said with a smile: "Elder Wang, don't you gloat first, listen to how Xiao Zhang explained." ”

Wang Lao said: "How else can you explain it? He can't give a dead horse to life, can he? ”

Zou Jiadong said: "Can you tell the dead horse alive, you will know when you hear it." Xiao Zhang asked Xiao Yu: May I ask Senior Sister, what month and day is today?

Xiao Yu replied: Today is October 11th, junior brother, you don't even know this, right?

Xiao Zhang continued to ask Xiao Yu: Senior sister, let me ask you again, have you ever studied English?

After listening to Xiao Zhang's question, Xiao Yu was so angry, she said to Xiao Zhang angrily: I said junior brother, what do you mean? Let me tell you, my English is very good, if you don't believe it, you can ask our teacher to know.

Xiao Zhang said: No need to ask, I just don't believe in anyone and can't believe my senior sister. May I ask you, sister, is the number 1011, which represents the month and day, a bit similar to the English word LOLI?

Xiao Yu said: It's not just similar, it's too similar, I said junior brother, does this thing have anything to do with the 'festival' in that poem?

Xiao Zhang smiled: Haha, as soon as you say it, you can make sense at one point, this beautiful woman is a smart .......

Xiao Yu said: Go and go! Don't fool around, although they look similar, they don't seem to match each other at all.

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Xiao Zhang said: Senior sister, I really didn't fool you, they are indeed related to the 'festival' in the poem.

After listening to Xiao Zhang's words, Xiao Yu said disdainfully: I said junior brother, you still said that you didn't fool, why don't I have a relationship between them?