"Hell yes!"

Zhang Ye's face was stunned.

At the same time, I felt very funny.

I feel like the strange things in the world seem to have been bumped into by myself. This odds are so small that they can almost compete with five million ten times in a row.

But I just ran into it.

"Linglong! Feng'er! ”

"Daddy!"

"Baba!"

The two little ones raised their heads and looked at Daddy with strange faces! Almost all of them can't help blinking their eyes and selling cuteness.

"Even! Even! ”

But......

Originally, as the two little guys raised their heads, the noise had stopped abruptly. But there were still chaotic voices coming.

"Even! Even! ”

"Bad brother! Bad brother! ”

The little ones were stunned at first, and then covered their mouths at the same time, looking at Zhang Ye pitifully. He shook his head vigorously, indicating that he had not spoken.

Zhang Ye didn't know what to say, so he could only look at them blankly.

"Wow......" But this weird atmosphere seemed to make Feng'er unbearable, and the little guy glanced at his mouth and cried when he opened his mouth.

Xiao Linglong saw that her brother was crying, maybe she was also frightened by this atmosphere, and even cried along.

It's so scary, the baby doesn't speak, why is there a sound?

The more the girl thinks about it, the more anxious she becomes, and the more she thinks about it, the more afraid she becomes.

The crying was louder.

It's good now, the two little ones are crying together.

Feng'er is okay, no matter how she cries, it doesn't have much impact. But Xiao Linglong is different, as soon as this girl cries, it definitely has the posture of a mountain full of water. The pouring rain outside the window, which had finally stopped, came again, and it seemed to be bigger, more urgent and more violent than the previous wave.

"Wow wow...... Wow wow......"

At this time, Ying'er was also very following the crowd, and even cried with her brother and sister inexplicably.

It's just that his appearance is so fake that people can tell at a glance that he is faking to cry.

"Cry a fart! Daddy will clean you up later! Zhang Ye's nose was crooked, and he glared at Ying'er.

When the eagle heard this, obediently, Dad spoke to himself.

So he stopped crying, and grinned loudly.

"Cry a fart! Cry a fart! ”

The sudden words made Zhang Ye almost faint.

All right! This kid is definitely a monster and cannot be measured by common sense.

The corners of his mouth twitched a few times, Zhang Ye had a dark face, and he no longer cared about the kid, but began to comfort Feng'er and Xiao Linglong.

Only, perhaps, because his face was black.

So it doesn't work very well.

After some comfort, not only did it not work, but it made the two little guys cry even more.

Feng'er was frightened by Zhang Ye's face.

And Xiao Linglong thought that her father was going to punish herself, so she cried very sadly.

In desperation, Zhang Ye had no choice but to take a few deep breaths and try to calm his mood down. and then persuaded Xiao Linglong and them.

In this way, the two little ones slowly stopped crying.

But because the crying just now was so miserable, although the crying gradually stopped, the two of them still sobbed all the time. But compared to just now, it's better than I don't know how many times.

"Cry a fart! Cry a fart! "The eagle may call. Addicted. The mouth is full of nonsense, and the words are round and sophisticated.

"Stinky boy, stop yelling!"

Zhang Ye walked over, leaned over, propped up the sofa with both hands, and whispered to Ying'er.

"Stinky boy! Stinky boy! Stinky boy! Eagle didn't know what Dad was talking about, but he was yelling so hard that it was a headache.

At this time, if Zhang Ye didn't know what this kid's talent was, then his head was really caught in the door.

To put it mildly, this kid belongs to the starlings.

Belch!

To be precise, his talent should be voice.

This can be seen from the fact that he can shatter fragile objects when he sneezes, except for high-frequency sonic vibrations, it is impossible to shake fragile objects with extremely high hardness, but no malleability, into that virtue.

Moreover, Zhang Ye himself can be regarded as having personally learned it, and his power is not good, so he can't cause harm to himself. But it's not small, maybe it doesn't have much effect on people like him, but for ordinary people, it's definitely a killer feature. With a sneeze, it's perfectly fine to shock and kill a few people.

What's even more depressing is that this kid is absolutely unconscious, acting completely on instinct.

That is, all the actions of this guy were not his intention. It's just because he's so talented that he's acting like this.

"Hey......" After guessing in his heart, Zhang Ye said to Ying'er, "Come to Ying'er, call Dad!" ”

This can happen to Ying'er, otherwise Zhang Ye would never teach him like this.

"Come on...... Call...... Father! Slumped on the couch, the eagle leaned on the armrest, looked at her father strangely, and then muttered.

Perhaps because it was too long, he couldn't learn it, so he could barely memorize the first word and the next few words.

So when it came out of his mouth, it suddenly changed its taste.

And after repeating it, Feng'er looked at Zhang Ye with pure eyes, and then shouted.

"Come on! Call Daddy! ”

"Come on! Call Daddy! ”

"Paralyzed!" Zhang Ye wanted to cry without tears, but he didn't expect to be pitted by this little thing who was born less than a day ago, and he couldn't say anything.

Who knows, what made Zhang Ye feel speechless happened immediately after he said those three words.

"Paralyzed!"

"Paralyzed!"

If there are outsiders here at this time, I am afraid that they will faint directly. Who would have thought that the little guy who couldn't even sit down could scold people, and he scolded so smoothly.

Of course, this was just an instinctive reaction, not an intentional one.

But even so, it was enough to make people's jaws drop in surprise.

And Xiao Linglong and the two of them looked at this younger brother's actions, and couldn't help but look at the little stars and sigh again and again.

"My brother is so powerful!"

"Bucket is ......"

"Babies have to learn too!"

"Bucket is ......"

"Don't learn!" Zhang Ye immediately spoke out to stop it. Just kidding, Eagle said this because of his instinctive reaction and forgiveness.

But if these two little ones are interested in learning, then it's a big problem. Think about it, two cute little guys, walking on the street, but they opened their mouths and closed their mouths of dirty words such as "grass mud horse, lying groove, horse and gobi", what a pit!

If those people find out who the guardian is, they will scold him to death!

"No more! I'll throw you out if I say anything else! Zhang Ye said to Ying'er.

What he didn't expect was that this sentence actually had some effect. Eagle immediately stopped talking. Instead, he stared at him with a pair of sparkling eyes, as if curious.

"Alas! Sure enough, if these children are quiet, I have to say that they are all cute and well-behaved babies. But ......" Zhang Ye complained again and again in his heart, and at the same time sighed incomparably.

Is this the difference between heaven and hell?

That's too big a gap!

"Haqi...... Haqi ...... "At this time, Ying'er unconsciously sneezed twice. Well! That little look is very cute and cute.

But the effect is not good. Although it did not cause an eighteen-magnitude earthquake, it made Zhang Ye feel that the sky was thundering, and the grass and mud horses were running wildly.

The first sneeze, Zhang Ye did not suffer any impact, because this kid's sneeze was as unreliable as Feng'er's strength.

But at the second sneeze it went wrong.

Even when Zhang Ye had already sneezed for the first time, he instantly stirred up the energy in his body.

But his energy defense is almost zero, his attack is almost zero, and he is scum in every aspect.

So there was no defense against the impact of the eagle.

A strong infrasonic wave suddenly swept through Zhang Ye's body.

Burst shirts!

There was a burst of shirts!

Xiao Linglong and Feng'er, the two little guys who watched were stunned. Staring at his big bright eyes, he looked at his father in surprise.

The little heart kept sighing. Dad is so good that he can undress twice in a row.

Subsequently......

Rob!

Xiao Linglong and Feng'er almost in no particular order, began to pick up the pieces of cloth on the ground, and then piled them together. Even when he was picking up those rags, he looked at Zhang Ye from time to time, and seemed to hope that he would get some more of these colorful strips of cloth, it would be better!

And Zhang Ye seemed to have been hit by a super petrification technique, and he was stunned in place, not reacting for a long time.

After a long time, Zhang Ye lowered his head and looked at himself in a daze.

The clothes were gone, the pants were gone, and even the new shoes were gone. And this time it seems to be worse than last time, even the pants are broken, although they don't become rags flying around, but it's almost the same.

Looking up at the living room, fortunately, this kid's talent is not very strong now, and the scope of action is limited, so it didn't cause much damage, it just shattered the things on his body.

Sigh!

Zhang Ye said to Ying'er depressedly, "Stinky boy, Dad has obeyed you." I'll clean you up later. ”

After that, turn around and go upstairs!

When Zhang Ye changed his clothes again and went downstairs, Xiao Linglong had already piled up a lot of torn pieces of cloth at their feet. Each of them piled up his own strips of cloth and made them into small mountain bags.

Then they were shouting loudly around the eagles.

"Call sister! Call sister! ”

"Call brother! Call brother! ”

If you listen carefully, you will find that in fact, these words were not sent by Xiao Linglong, but the eagle was saying these words to them.

But the two little ones are still happy to teach their younger brother to call him sister or brother.

But the eagle will not consciously call at all, and will only repeat their words constantly, and it can't be too long. If it's too long, he can't remember it, and when it comes out of his mouth, it will immediately change its taste.

Seeing Zhang Ye coming down from the upstairs again, Xiao Linglong and Feng'er immediately greeted him.

Looking at the faces of the two little ones, almost all of them are bitter.

I think I should have planted a big heel on the eagle, and I wanted to come to him for comfort.

This made Zhang Ye secretly laugh in his heart.

Feng'er is quite normal to be deflated, after all, this little guy is always dull and cute. But Xiao Linglong, an eccentric girl, will also be deflated in front of the eagle, which is a bit ridiculous.

"Daddy! Brother is bad! Don't call it sister! ”

"Didi Monster...... Call my brother! ”

The two juniors hugged Zhang Ye's trouser legs and accused him of Ying'er's crimes.

It just so happened that Ying'er saw Zhang Ye at this time.

As soon as you open your mouth, you will be called out!

"Call Daddy...... Call Daddy ......"

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ps: You know the attributes of the third child! None of them got it right.

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