The new office is not big, things look shabby, and I feel like there is a word "poor" floating in the air. There are only six tables in the room, as soon as you enter the door, there is a middle-aged woman sitting on the left hand, Jin Hao on the right, and then the table in the far right corner is full of sundries, and you can vaguely see strange things such as peach wood swords and rune paper, and even the table is full of messy sundries, and there is a ladder that Jin Hao used just now! Although this location is the farthest and safest from the first sister, it is too crowded, and it is troublesome to clean up, so don't choose!

Xia Xunfei looked left and right, and finally picked a table directly opposite Jin Hao, a little away from the glass room, and sat down, keeping a safe distance, but he could also see the leader's face clearly, so that he could act at the opportunity. Perfect! No, not perfect! Because the table actually shakes! The back of the stool is actually loose! Xia Xunfei sighed, this office is too poor and sour.

It was the corner of the table again, and the screws were twisted, and after tossing for a while, Xia Xunfei sat down, and as soon as his butt was attached to the stool, Jin Hao and the grandmother sneaked up one after another like a mouse smelling cheese.

"Hey, hey, the first sister didn't scold you just now, you're so lucky." Jin Hao whispered with his hand to his mouth.

"It seems that the first sister is in a good mood today." The senior grandmother stretched her head close to Xia Xunfei and added in a low voice.

"Is the captain as horrible as you say? She looks like just an ordinary little girl. Xia Xunfei smiled innocently.

Grandma and Jin Hao glanced at each other, and said almost in unison: "It seems that you really haven't heard of the name of the first sister." ”

Is such a little girl so famous in the police force? Is it really a godfather's background? But I've never heard of it. Xia Xunfei showed a puzzled look.

"Sister She, she was the champion of the two-time police Jeet Kune Do competition, and she was invincible in the police department, because her work was too good, and then she went on a secret mission for a few years. Grandma whispered, "Besides, she's 31 years old." ”

“3、31？ I really can't see it, it's so well maintained, and it looks like I'm still very young. Xia Xunfei looked at Shen Qingyi's direction from a distance and sighed.

"People can't be good-looking, don't think that a sister looks like a gentleman and looks down on her, brother, I'll tell you a shocking, crying ghost and god story. When I was a marine police officer before I was not injured and transferred, I was on a mission to catch smugglers, and I happened to cooperate with a sister and their team, when those smugglers with weapons were surrounded by us, but one guy still ran away, so the first sister took the lead and chased after her, running so fast, regardless of the other party's guns. Jin Hao described vividly.

"And then? The first sister is injured? Xia Xunfei asked.

"Of course not! I still remember that when we arrived later, the smuggler came to us crying with a blue face and a swollen nose, and asked us to save him, and said that he would never dare again, and told the police officer to stop beating. He's nothing more than a seafood smuggler, and he has a gun! was actually beaten into that ghost by a sister, the first sister is really terrible. Jin Hao covered his mouth with his palm and whispered in Xia Xunfei's ear.

"Hehe, hehe......" Xia Xunfei was so frightened that the corners of his mouth twitched, and he let out a string of sneers, thinking: Is it okay not to exaggerate the facts like this?

I said...... You guys...... Gossip about others in the office when you go to work...... Is it really good? An old male voice came faintly from under the table.

"Wow!" All three were taken aback at the same time!

A sallow, wrinkled hand slowly crawled out from under the table, followed by a sparse brain, slowly rising from Xia Xunfei's table, M-shaped forehead, sallow skin, and sparse stubble under black-framed glasses. An old man in a Tai Chi suit appeared faintly at Xia Xunfei's table.

"Scared the hell out of me! Uncle Guang! Can you walk with a little noise? The grandmother gasped and patted her chest and said, "Ouch, my weak heart, sooner or later I will be scared to death by you!" ”

"No way...... The old Beijing cloth shoes are just silent. The old man called Uncle Guang said slowly.

"Then can you stop hiding under the table and eavesdropping?" Jin Hao patted his strong chest muscles and asked with a wry smile.

"Pen...... It's gone, I'll just pick it up for you. Uncle Guang put a pen on Xia Xunfei's table.

"Oh, thank you...... Thank you......" Xia Xunfei was also a little frightened, could this strange-looking old man also be from the police force? With such a thin body, can you catch a thief or block a knife?

"Hello...... My name is Mo Ruiguang, you can call me Uncle Guang...... You're welcome to join us, hehe......" The old man let out a burst of laughter in a faint tone without smiling, and the cold laughter made people feel inexplicably frightened.

"Yes, I haven't introduced you yet, my name is Lin Lan, everyone calls me Grandma, this is an old employee of our department, Uncle Guang. This one, it's the predecessor's little fresh meat, the muscle guy. The grandmother rushed to introduce.

"How did I end up with my ex? I'm just a little fresh meat, okay? Jin Hao returned to his grandmother unconvinced, and then said to Xia Xunfei, "You can also call me a muscle guy, it is the muscle of the muscle." As he spoke, he also showed off his super-developed biceps.

"Hello everyone, my name is Xia Xunfei, if you don't mind, just call me Xunfei, and you will have to take care of you in the future."

"Where, where."

"The lad is really good at talking."

"Hehe......"

After a period of polite greetings, Xia Xunfei suddenly asked: "That, I want to ask, what does our department do?" ”

Hearing this question, everyone looked at each other in amazement for a few seconds, and then asked Xia Xunfei almost in unison: "You don't even know?!" ”

How could I possibly know?! I look like I know?! Xia Xunfei's face was about to twist into an embarrassing character like Director Jin.

"I ...... I really don't know...... Haha, hahaha......" Xia Xunfei smiled bitterly.

"In the past, I basically went to schools to give students anti-feudal superstition classes, sometimes I would work with street volunteers to distribute leaflets to prevent magic doctors from swindling money, and I would also go to parks or rivers to catch those scammers who told fortunes." Lin Lan recalled seriously.

It sounds like an ordinary security policeman......" Xia Xunfei thought, but he didn't know why he was a little uneasy.

"But don't worry, since the first sister came, our work has been much more meaningful!" Jin Hao seemed to be comforting Xia Xunfei, "After the first sister was transferred, she took over a lot of tricky supernatural cases, and even the supernatural cases that the police couldn't solve in the past few decades have been solved, if you participate, you will definitely find it very challenging!" ”

"Supernatural?" Xia Xunfei suspected that he had misheard, "You mean the goblins and ghosts?" ”

"That's right." Jin Hao replied affirmatively.

"We are the people's police! How can this kind of ghost theory be believed? Xia Xunfei couldn't help but ask loudly.

"There really is." Lin Lan and Jin Hao said in unison.

"You're playing a rookie, aren't you?" Xia Xunfei squinted and smiled, "I'm not going to be fooled, your tricks to deceive people are too bad, hahaha!" ”

Lin Lan and Jin Hao glanced at each other, and then looked at Uncle Guang together, as if they were asking Uncle Guang to explain.

"Young people, don't always be spooky, believe in science." Uncle Guang said in a dogmatic tone.

"Hahahaha, I'll just say, you're kidding." Xia Xunfei smiled, "Do you still deal with some cases of fox fairy possession and snake spirit cannibalism?" Hahaha. ”

"I haven't dealt with these before, but I only dealt with two cases last year when I raised little ghosts or something like that or a weird noise in the middle of the night." Jin Hao's expression was very serious.

Feed! Are you serious?! Xia Xunfei screamed in his heart.

"Young people say they have to believe in science, but in fact, all of this can be explained by science. When the human body is in a bad state and the brain wave frequency is in a high-frequency β state, people will be nervous, stressed, and prone to auditory hallucinations and hallucinations. Uncle Guang continued to explain, "Brain waves are a kind of electromagnetic waves, it can receive information, then it can be interfered with by other information, with current technology, it is not excluded that there are electronic technologies that can make people hallucinate by emitting electromagnetic waves, so as to control people's behavior, which is what we commonly call possession." There are also some phenomena caused by the sudden appearance of wormholes, like the phenomenon of crossing in "The Story of Peach Blossom Spring". ”

As he spoke, Uncle Guang didn't know when he took out a rectangular compass, squinted his eyes, and aimed him in front of Xia Xunfei.

"Modern people, you have to learn to use modern technology, you see, the pointer is not moving, it means that the electromagnetic field near you is very stable now, you are very safe."

Uncle! You're talking a whole bunch of things that I don't understand, and although I know you want to preach science, do you think you're talking about electromagnetic waves and wormholes with a compass or something, is it convincing?! Xia Xunfei wanted to roar loudly, but these words could only be swallowed in his stomach.

"Hehe, hehe...... Sounds high-end, so what else would we do besides scientifically catching the stick? Xia Xunfei asked with a wry smile.

"Occasionally, I collaborate with TV shows like 'Close to Science.' Lin Lan recalled, "Usually we will transfer the parties and victims of the case to the psychological counseling department or psychiatric department of the headquarters for follow-up treatment, most of them can believe that they have been hypnotized or deceived by the trick, but there are still a few who insist that it is a supernatural event, in order to prevent panic in the society, we have to work with the propaganda department to devise some excuses to calm down the rumors." ”

"It's also a headache to use scientific phenomena to explain those supernatural events, after all, with the current human technology, not everything can be explained." Jin Hao said distressedly.

You two guys, the more you talk about it, the more serious you get...... Xia Xunfei couldn't stop crying and laughing.

"I mean, do we have any reliable jobs? For example, policing or whatever? Xia Xunfei worked hard to guide the topic in a normal direction.

"We are a special security management department, managing not only our space, but also otherworldly creatures that have strayed into our time and space, and those who have caught illegal cross-border creatures will be sent back to the headquarters for processing, and occasionally there will be otherworldly creatures who want to live here for a long time, and they will come to us to register for the record." Jin Hao said.

"Otherworldly creatures? What the hell is that?! I don't read much, don't lie to me! Xia Xunfei really couldn't help it.

"Young man, don't get excited, when Grandma and Muscle Guy first came, they didn't believe it like you, but there are more things you don't know in this world, do you want to deny everything you don't know or haven't seen?" Uncle Guang continued his dogmatic tone, "Our world is a multi-dimensional space, but most human beings can only perceive three-dimensional space at present, for example, ants can only crawl on a flat surface, for them the world is like a piece of paper, only front and back, left and right, if you suddenly take away the sugar cube in front of them, the sugar cube is disappearing for them, but in fact, the sugar cube is in your hand, it has not disappeared, the same principle applies to creatures in other dimensions, not none, but we can't perceive it." ”

"Yes, yes, otherworldly creatures are just a name, it's better than calling them unknown objects in hyperspace, we are more used to calling other dimensions otherworldly, after all, this traditional statement is easier to understand for the group of fifty or sixty-year-old men above than multidimensional hyperspace." Jin Hao added.

Xia Xunfei's expression began to distort, it seemed that these people didn't look like they were joking with him.

"Don't worry, our country has been systematically managing otherworldly creatures in the past few decades, recruiting many capable people and strangers, and also establishing a lot of special departments to deal with otherworldly affairs, such as us, we are the police on the front line of dealing with otherworldly incidents, right? But in fact, many things are easy to deal with, just like the kind of thing where a dragon falls from the sky in Yingkou, you can just deal with it as a whale stranding. Lin Lan saw that Xia Xunfei's expression was wrong, so she comforted him and said.

"Yes, like the case of Nanjing University's corpse shredding case and Lan Keer's case, it is all negotiated between the higher authorities and the other world, without us small soldiers, at best, we are just registering and filing for the kind people of the other world, and people will be sent to cooperate with the slightly dangerous tasks, besides, there is really something wrong, there is a brother covering you!" Jin Hao patted Xia Xunfei hard.

"Come on, your crippled body is not as good as mine! At least I still have the trick of Mount Tai to press the top, drink! Lin Lan said, and posed.

"You are so true, if I say that I don't believe it, I won't give you much face, hehe......" Xia Xunfei wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, although he said this, he was still suspicious, he felt that he should be having a nightmare. Oh, my God! Let's save ourselves!

Uncle Guang seemed to see Xia Xunfei's uneasiness, so he comforted him and said: "Young man, this world is like Tai Chi, it is also divided into yin and yang, the yang side is the ordinary life you saw before, work, eating, sleeping, believing in science, and the yin side is the other world hidden under ordinary life, where there are what we call goblins and ghosts, incredible events, but this other world cannot be known to the public." Our job is to eradicate otherworldly creatures that endanger ordinary human life, cover up otherworldly things, let this world function normally, and maintain social stability. ”

"Hehe, this is not a web novel...... Are you all monks, Taoist priests, or exorcists? The corners of Xia Xunfei's mouth twitched high.

"We are the people's police! The people's police of the special department! Why don't you believe it, young man? Lin Lan said loudly.

"Although we occasionally cooperate with the Taoist priests of the nearby Five Immortals Temple and the monks of the Six Banyan Temple, we must negotiate as police officers on the surface, and dealing with other world incidents is the same as contacting aliens, which must be kept absolutely secret, and if it leaks out, it will cause social panic and cause public unrest." Jin Hao explained.

I can't say it to the outside world, and I'm embarrassed to say it if you ask me to say it! Isn't it to say that you are a ghost-hunting policeman to others?! I don't have secondary two diseases! Xia Xunfei shouted in his heart.

"Then isn't the name of our department actually called the Demon Collection Team or the Urban Ghost Hunting Team?" Xia Xunfei asked with some ridicule, this is the most online novel style of secondary school name he can think of.

"Even if you have a bit of knowledge, in fact, we have another name, called the Otherworldly Special Forces, the name is cool, right?" Jin Hao said with a smile.

"No, no, no, since you joined today, then we have a total of five people, and from today we can call the five-star exorcism team!" Lin Lan said excitedly.

"Actually...... We don't have any special names...... The only name is the People's Police. Uncle Guang said slowly.

"Huh...... Cool ......" Xia Xunfei replied with a wry smile, in front of all kinds of strange novel names, he deeply felt that he had failed.

"Young man, take your time, one day you will understand how meaningful your work is, Uncle is from the past." After Uncle Guang finished speaking, he floated to the table full of miscellaneous items and hidden, it turned out to be his desk.

"Hehe, hehe......" Xia Xunfei didn't know what to react to except for a cold sweat and a bitter smile. Facing a group of colleagues who were still suffering from secondary two diseases, and a female leader who didn't know if he had a godfather, he only felt a headache.

He finally understood that he must have accidentally offended someone at work, so he was transferred to this kind of waste disposal department that gathers the old, weak, sick and disabled, and was called the deputy captain, but in fact, he couldn't fire him for a while, so he had to use this method to force him to resign.

Xia Xunfei suddenly felt that his career was almost at an end, did he still have one or two acres of land in the countryside at home? Is it too late to go back to farming?

Hehe......