Chapter 5 Are You Kidding Me?
But Wu Hao didn't have time to dodge, in fact, Wu Hao didn't plan to dodge, others were already panicking, but the corners of his mouth rose slightly, with a hint of inexplicable smile.
At the moment when the blurred phantom came up, his eyes flashed with two lights, one black and one white, and he raised his right hand seemingly casually and fanned it gently.
This slap is extremely ridiculous in the eyes of outsiders, but it is this ridiculous slap that makes this monster-like phantom regress in an instant, and the black flame has also died a lot, and in just a few seconds, the black flame completely dissipated and invisible, and the black phantom also died.
"How did he do it?" Ziyi had an incredulous expression on her face.
Bai Jingjing's eyes were also full of doubts, she shook her head, and did not speak.
It stands to reason that Master Huang should come out to explain at this moment, but at this moment, he is standing motionless, and if you look closely, you will find that his hand holding the peachwood sword is trembling slightly.
Qin Kai found out that Wu Hao had stolen his limelight at this time, and he was naturally unhappy, so he stood up and said: "Hmph, I think he was a blind cat who ran into a dead mouse, and it happened that Master Huang's practice was over, so he saved his life." ”
"Really, Master Huang?"
As soon as the words fell, everyone's eyes looked at Master Huang, even Wu Hao.
"Yes, Huang's practice has ended, the unclean things have disappeared, and I have come to get rid of them, and there are no more feng shui problems here. Ahem, Lord Ziyi, please give me good karma, I need to go back and rest for a few days. ”
Master Huang's face turned slightly pale, as if he had lost his strength, and his voice trembled a little.
"This is natural, Master Huang gave me an account number, and I will transfer it over." Zi Yi had been completely shocked by the previous scene, and naturally had no doubt about Master Huang.
Naturally, the others didn't have any opinions, but Wu Hao showed a hint of anger and disdain in his eyes, and opened his mouth to stop: "Slow, the feng shui problem has not been solved at all, you don't have to give him money." ”
"What do you mean, boy? Obviously, the monster has been collected, why hasn't the problem been solved? Without waiting for Master Huang to say anything, Qin Kai jumped out first, Master Huang was invited by him, questioning Master Huang is questioning his vision, and he has long looked at Wu Hao unpleasantly.
"That's it, little driver, although you are for my good, don't talk nonsense, we have all seen Master Huang's skills." Ziyi also spoke.
"Boy, do you still know Feng Shui? Dare to question Huang. Master Huang also looked angry.
Only Bai Jingjing's eyes showed a hint of expectation, and she was inexplicably full of expectations for Wu Hao.
Wu Hao sneered, "Feng Shui is broad and profound, I don't dare to say that I understand Feng Shui, but it's enough to question you." ”
"Hmph, a little driver dares to be ashamed, apologize to the master quickly, otherwise you will look good." Qin Kai jumped out again.
"I think they're all as blind as you, and such a god is worthy of being called a master?" Wu Hao glanced at Qin Kai mockingly.
"Do you dare to say that Huang is a magic stick? Looking for death? ”
"What nonsense to talk to him, I will beat him now and he can't find the south, south, west, and north."
Master Huang and Qin Kai were about to beat Wu Hao together, but at this time, Bai Jingjing said loudly: "Don't do it, since my driver said that he understands feng shui, it is better to listen to him first and tell him the reason, if he can't tell the reason, I will naturally deal with him, and there is no need for the two of you to do it." ”
Master Huang's brows furrowed, obviously a little reluctant, but Qin Kai heard his goddess speak, so he naturally agreed, "Okay, then listen to what 'lowliness' this kid has." ”
Wu Hao cleared his throat unhurriedly before he spoke: "This house does have feng shui problems. ”
"Fart with you? Didn't Master Huang say it a long time ago. As soon as Wu Hao said the first sentence, Qin Kai said with disdain.
"Really? Unclean? It's just nonsense, the feng shui problem is the feng shui problem, where does the unclean thing come from? I can't complain that people don't believe in feng shui now, and it's caused by you scum. ”
Wu Hao was quite calm, but when he said this, he couldn't help but be a little angry.
"Isn't the feng shui problem caused by these gods and ghosts?" Ziyi asked in a daze, in her heart, feng shui has always been mysterious, and it has nothing to do with ghosts and gods.
Wu Hao shook his head, "Most people think so, but it's actually wrong, Feng Shui is a kind of science that affects people by magnetic fields, not superstition, on the contrary, it has a high degree of science." ”
"And a shameless person like Master Huang actually turned feng shui into a ghost and god, which is simply scum."
As soon as the words fell, Qin Kai couldn't help it again, and retorted: "I think you are the scum, obviously we all saw Master Huang catch a fierce ghost with magical means just now, do you dare to say that you didn't see it?" ”
Zi Yi and Bai Jingjing also had affirmative expressions on their faces, obviously they also thought that what Qin Kai said was the truth.
Wu Hao sneered, "Yes, I did see it just now, but it was just some inferior methods in the Taoist Qimen Dunjia technique, not even as good as the obstacle method, and I don't know where he stole it from, it is not real at all......"
Master Huang, who had not spoken this time, seemed to have been stepped on by the tail: "A bunch of nonsense, you are slandering Huang." ”
"Are you still obsessed? Do you really think that no one in the world sees through your tricks? Do you really think that there is no karma in the world? Wu Hao suddenly took a step forward and approached Master Huang.
Master Huang's face subconsciously changed drastically, and he took a step back, as long as he had eyes, he could see that he was weak-hearted.
As long as Wu Hao continues to say more, I'm afraid he will be powerless to refute.
But it just so happened that his phone rang at this time.
He quickly picked it up, and after a few words, he said that he had something to do, and left in a hurry, not even asking for 100,000 yuan.
This naturally makes people feel that he is weak-hearted.
Qin Kai didn't leave, but his face became even more gloomy.
"Although Master Huang is gone, I'm still here, and after saying so much, I don't understand why you question Master Huang."
It's really not that the heart of the Yellow River is immortal, Wu Hao glanced at him, "I said just now, feng shui is originally the influence of magnetic fields on people, and it has nothing to do with ghosts and gods. ”
"It's only about the aura and the surrounding environment, and everything else in this room is good, but there is one bad one."
Saying that, Wu Hao pointed out the window of the living room, "Actually, Master Huang was right just now, the problem is indeed outside this window." ”
"Look, isn't the building outside the window slanted, and the top floor has a sharp corner just across from it?"
Ziyi, Bai Jingjing, and Qin Kai all looked out the window.
"There's a sharp corner."
Zi Yi couldn't help but shout, Bai Jingjing also nodded lightly, and Qin Kai sneered, "What if you have sharp corners?" Could it be that the feng shui problem has something to do with that thing? ”
"You're really right, the sharp corners are the key to the feng shui problem."
"Feng Shui is divided into two parts: the shape of the mountain and the management of qi, and that sharp angle is the shape of the mountain, he is like a sharp cone facing this side, naturally destroying the magnetic field on this side, this situation in feng shui is called sharp horn sha."
"If you commit this kind of evil, you will be injured by some accidents, or you will have unexplained pain in your body, and you will be ruined, or you will be operated on, which will damage people's lives and ruin your money, which can be described as very tragic."
Wu Hao's expression was very serious, because he knew that what he said was not out of nowhere.
"If it's really fake, then wouldn't it be ...... if I were in this house?"
Before he finished speaking, Zi Yi's face was already pale.
"I think you're a big liar, how can a sharp horn be so powerful?"
Qin Kai was secretly happy, in his opinion, Wu Hao was purely making up.
"Why don't you stay here for three months? You'll know if I'm lying to you or not. ”
Fight with my brother, I won't kill you.
"Hmph, this is Ziyi's rented work, what am I living here for?"
The so-called rather believe that it is there than that it is not, how dare Qin Kai?
"Don't worry, if you really want to live here, I won't let it, although this place has sharp corners, but once it is eliminated, it is a supreme blessed land, which will help the cause."
"As for if you don't believe it, you can go to a professional feng shui master to come and have a look, and you will know if what I said is true, of course, the premise is that you have to find a real feng shui master, don't look for a magic stick like Master Huang."
Wu Hao believes that with Qin Kai's family background, he can definitely find a regular feng shui master with some skills.
"You ......"
Qin Kai still wanted to get some face back, but unfortunately he couldn't argue.
Ziyi had already believed Wu Hao at this time, where could Qin Kai quarrel with Wu Hao, and immediately stood up, "Little driver, can you remove this sharp corner or something?" ”
"Of course you can, but looking at feng shui requires cause and effect, so you have to collect some money to eliminate cause and effect, don't worry, I don't want much, 10,000 is enough."
Wu Hao's temperament really did not change, and he asked for money when he died.
When Bai Jingjing heard this, she was about to open her mouth to reprimand, but she endured it, and a hint of cunning flashed in her eyes.
"You even take money?" Ziyi asked rhetorically, and couldn't help but be vigilant in her heart, but then she thought for a while and said, "Okay, I'll give you 10,000 yuan, but if my studio here can't make money in the future, I'll look for you ten times more to come back." ”
"Don't worry, this is absolutely fine."
Wu Hao is very confident, once this place is removed, it will be difficult to think of underdevelopment.
"Okay, you go and do it, I'll give you money when it's over."
"Adjusting Feng Shui is not used as a method, that is, those Feng Shui masters who have real skills are actually just trying to cover up their methods of solving Feng Shui problems."
"By the way, do you have a small mirror for makeup?"
Wu Hao stretched out his hand to Ziyi and asked.
"Yes, here you go."
Wu Hao took the makeup mirror handed over by Ziyi, directly buckled the mirror inside, and then walked to the floor-to-ceiling window in the puzzled eyes of everyone, and then pasted the mirror on the glass with the mirror facing outward. As for what it was glued with, it seemed that someone saw it, and he pulled out the chewed gum from his mouth.
Subsequently......
While everyone was waiting for his next move, he walked back.
"Okay, it's over, give the money."
"What? It's over so soon? Are you kidding us? ”
Ziyi's face was full of astonishment.
How could Qin Kai let go of such a good opportunity to fight back, "Ziyi, this person is a big liar, let me teach him a lesson." ”
As he spoke, he was about to come over to arrest Wu Hao.
It's just that he obviously hit a stone with an egg, not only did he not catch Wu Hao, but he was pushed by Wu Hao and staggered a few steps and sat on the ground.
"Who has the kung fu to tease you? Do you give money? Truth be told, the sharp corners here have been eliminated. To make the flow of wind and water in this area smoother, you can put a tall green potted plant under the window. ”
"Just a broken mirror? Plus a bonsai? Ziyi obviously still didn't believe it.