Chapter 348: Kindergarten Diary 3
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Zhang Ye has been standing at the door of the kindergarten and observing these children with strong spiritual power. 『Galaxy the Great, no pop-up ads to read. 〗,.. So their every move couldn't escape Zhang Ye's induction.
When Xiaobu spoke to the little white girl, he didn't hear what he said. But I can roughly figure out what this kid is talking from Xiaobu's lip movements.
At this moment, Zhang Ye almost crashed to death by the door.
What a bastard!
A little kid who is only a few years old actually understands these messy things. Although he has long known that Xiao Bu is ten stinky boys with sharp teeth, he never imagined that he still has this side.
But at this time, he couldn't go in directly to teach him a lesson. Otherwise, everything that has been done for so long will be in vain.
Don't think that these little ones are willing to stay in kindergarten. All of this is due to his strong suppression.
Zhang Ye dared to guarantee that as soon as he appeared, these little guys would definitely all come around. As for classes! What is that?
Because in their eyes, classes are far less important than dad's.
Even if Feng'er and they can still suppress it by means, Xiao Linglong and Xin'er can't.
These two little Lori, but they're going to cry.
And it was absolutely shocking when he cried, so in order to reduce unnecessary trouble, Zhang Ye definitely couldn't go in.
Since you can't go in, just watch them quietly, and I hope they won't make any trouble that they can't get into!
“hy?” No white girl could understand Xiao Bu's words, so she blinked her eyes and asked him.
But Xiao Bu Ke is a cold person. Don't say that a person can't understand his own words, even if it's the fat ball guy. will be caught by him, and then he will mess around with it.
I took out a few copper coins from my hand. Throwing it in his hand, it made a tinkling crunch.
"I look at you, there is a black gas on the top of your head, there is a faint blood light flickering, although the eyes are bright, but there is a dead air looming in it, I am afraid that you will have a bloody disaster during this time! Maybe it's been around for a few days, do you feel like you can't sleep well at night, and you always have nightmares? Let's do the math! Feel relieved. Guaranteed to be accurate, not allowed to do without money! ”
“ind1er!” But the little girl didn't pay attention to him at all, but muttered and said a word.
“ind1er?”
Xiao Bu has heard this word no less than ten times during this time, so although he doesn't know if his guess is accurate, he probably understands the meaning of this word, it should be a liar or a liar.
"Nope! No! No! I'm not a liar, I'm academic. Truly ancient scholarship. It has the most profound theories, which can explain astronomy and geography, social humanities, and the theories of the universe. ”
"You are a 1iar, I dont ant1istenyour ords" drops a sentence. The little girl turned and ran away.
"......" Looking at the back of a little girl running away, Xiaobu felt a little speechless, "Why does no one always believe my words?" What I'm saying is true! If you don't, you'll probably not survive this week! To be honest, no one believed it. Is the world too crazy, or am I not keeping up with the times? ”
The old-fashioned sighed. Xiao Bu waved his little banner and staggered towards the other end of the aisle.
also deliberately put on a look of seeing through everything in the world. On the surface, it looks quite bleak, like an old man standing on a hill facing the setting sun in the dusk.
"Come on! Come! Come! Buy and go! "As I walked through a classroom, a familiar voice came into my ears.
Xiao Bu couldn't help but stick his head in and take a look.
Suddenly, he almost fainted.
This is his seventh brother's classroom, which is Xiao Ye's class.
At this time, there were several little guys around him, and even the teacher seemed to be surprised and participated.
It's just that a few people involved, whether they are adults or children, have painted their faces like ghosts, only Xiao Qi's face is quite clean, but a turtle was also drawn on his face with an oil paint pen.
"This! It has to be this! God guaranteed! It was a young male teacher, and instead of stopping this kind of game, he blushed.
Forehead!
His face was now covered with turtles of different sizes, and it was almost impossible to see it, so the reddened face was covered up a lot, but some could be faintly seen.
Obviously, he has lost his red eye by this time.
It can be seen that this guy is definitely a complete gambler, but he doesn't know how he came to the kindergarten to teach children.
And looking at the situation, they are playing the "gambler's three cards" As for where did that card come from? Hell knows! Anyway, Xiao Bu can be sure that the playing card must have been obtained by Brother Qi.
"Are you sure?" Xiao Qi didn't know when he learned such a sentence, so he looked at the teacher in front of him in surprise.
“yes!” The male teacher nodded, indicating certainty.
And his students, because they were too young to make their own judgments, all followed him and chose the same card.
"Hehehe......" Jian laughed a few times, and Xiao Qi flipped over the playing card on the left.
As you can see from the position of Xiaobu, it is a king of hearts.
Although Xiao Bu didn't know which card they were looking for, he was 100% sure that none of the three cards they were looking for.
The cards they are looking for are most likely to be under Seventh Brother's buttocks, or in the crotch of his pants. This is his old method, and his brothers know it.
Only such fools would really believe that there was really the poker they were looking for in those three cards.
"Oh! My God! ”
The male teacher screamed and then stopped moving. Xiao Qi picked up the oil paint pen beside him and scribbled on his face.
Get! Call it a day!
Another turtle appeared on the face.
"It's pathetic!" Xiao Bu muttered.
At this time, Xiao Qi, who had already finished playing, raised his head and looked around, just in time to see the eighth child at the door stretching his neck to look here.
Xiao Qi's eyes suddenly lit up, "Old eight." Come over here and play together! ”
"Playing with you? No gan! ”
Xiaobu is not a fool. In terms of poker skills, all the older brothers and younger brothers combined are inferior to him.
Of course. If you want to say who is the best at playing cards, it must be Lao Jiu.
"Cut! I'm scared! If you're afraid, take it with you, don't delay me to play cards! As he spoke, Xiao Qi picked up the cards on the table, and a brand new poker played a complicated trick in his hand.
It has to be said that Xiao Qi's poker talent is really terrifying, thanks to his super fast hand speed and precise control, he can often inadvertently change all the cards. Even if you open your eyes wide, you can't see his movements clearly with the naked eye. You have to use a high-speed camera.
He even said, "Give me time, I don't need to make money, I can win those rich people and only have pants." ”
This statement, although somewhat ridiculous, shows his strong faith.
"Say whatever you want! I'm definitely not going to play with you! Shaking his head, Xiao Bu turned and left the place.
At this time, he felt that his brothers did not seem to be so reliable.
Especially those brothers with special skills, one by one, they are like monkeys. Of course, I don't count among them, because I'm just a scholar.
“good!” Not far yet. Cheers rang from the classroom not far away.
It's just that Xiao Bu didn't understand this, but heard the warm atmosphere from the bursts of cheers.
"Isn't there another brother or brother who is using his abilities? Do you want people to live? ”
Xiao Bu muttered all the way.
"Ouch!"
Before he had gone far, Xiao Bu suddenly felt that he had something loaded on. When I looked closely, it was a pair of beautiful long legs.
Raise your head and follow your legs. Looking all the way, I saw a round face with a little freckles in front of me.
He was familiar with this face, so he pulled his legs and ran!
I can't help it! If you don't run again. You'll be caught back in the classroom.
But how can a little guy who has almost completely blocked all his abilities outrun an adult?
So he didn't run far, Xiao Bu felt his body suddenly fly. Then he was held in his arms by a pair of white hands.
Oops!
Xiao Bu wailed in his heart.
"You little guy is just naughty, I didn't pay attention for a while, and you ran out." Sophie Dijon hugged Xiaobu and looked at him with a smile as she carried him back to the classroom.
During this period, no matter how Xiao Bu struggled and screamed, it didn't help.
When he finally entered the classroom, he even closed the door of the classroom. lest this fart kid take advantage of his inattention and run out again.
As soon as she thought of this little guy who loved to run around, Sophie Dijon felt a little headache, this little child was really too energetic, and he couldn't calm down for a quarter of an hour. It really feels like I can't help it.
"Huh? I seem to have heard the voice of the eighth child just now? Xiao Liu was in the classroom, touched his head, and looked out of the door a little strangely, but he didn't see any figures.
In the end, I had to give up.
Because at this time, there are more important things waiting for him to do.
And that's—
Receive cheers and compliments from teachers and classmates.
I have to say, this kind of is really good. Although there is a suspicion of sycophancy, it makes Xiaoliu happy.
"Today I'm going to show you what a real Mona Lisa smile is!"
Raising the paintbrush in his hand and waving it continuously, Xiao Liu at this time seemed to be a great general who had returned victoriously.
Although all the teachers and students didn't know what this magical little guy was talking about, they knew it from his performance.
This amazing little fellow is about to show off his magical abilities again.
Yes! Magical!
Everyone didn't know what words to use to describe the little guy in front of them, so everyone unanimously gave him the name of 'Wonder Boy'.
Because his performance was so amazing.
When they face this little fellow, they feel like they are facing a great artist.
Fierce praise, fanatical eyes, all these things are something that Xiao Liu has never felt.
So he showed a modest look, bent down to salute everyone, although the movements were not standard, but it made him very polite.
After doing all this, Xiao Liu turned around and took a deep breath at the easel in front of him.
Seeing his action, everyone knew that he was about to start writing. To be continued.
ps: ps: The new work of the Star Crown, science fiction, bloody obscene text, welcome to taste. Derivation. Ink. High. Small. Say. Net』