169 Julius Caesar laughed at Zeus, the king of heaven, for engaging in his sister

The sun god Helios wanted to hide in the east wing, and as soon as he entered, he saw Leda's small pants, and aprons or something, anyway, it was all women's or girls' clothes and accessories, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly retreated to the west wing.

This B cub is really blessed with a great life and great creation, he touched the bottom and touched the cellar mouth, but it was not deep, and he couldn't hide the head and tail.

The sun god Helios thought that the cellar was too shallow, and he would not be able to escape the visit of the demon mirror, and just as he was about to leave, his feet collapsed, and it was a foot deep, and he did not finish the fright, and he quickly turned to joy, because this depth could not be seen by the demon mirror that he knew.

But the sun god saw that there were many weapons of war in this cellar, as well as a lot of gold and silver treasures. Anyway, from now on, the sun has burned out the fuel, and even the fire is gone, only tonight, and tomorrow is no tomorrow.

This sleep really made the sun god Helios sleep soundly, but when he awoke from his full sleep, he was dumbfounded by what he saw, and the sun was rising again in the east, still a foot high, and the light shot right into the cellar through the doorway.

"Dog yesterday, a false alarm." The sun god Helios unconsciously took the words in his heart as a voice.

What the hell is going on? Helios thought to himself, could it be that the sun went out on its own, and then when the time came, it burned again, but it wouldn't go west on its own?

Okay, I'll just look at it for a while, if it's been in this place for a long time, then I'll have to hurry up and drive around today's time, then yesterday will be a cloudy day, let it get by, the sun god Helios thought to himself.

Demonically, the sun rose, and after a while, the sunlight that shone through the door into the cellar unconsciously shifted direction. Instead of in its original position, the sun was raised.

This time it was really Helios's wish: if he could not die, it would be a blessing to leave the rest of his life. Living sin is inevitable, that's for sure.

"Ladies and gentlemen, what should I do about this. Should the sun god be severely punished for his dereliction of duty? Zeus looked at the faces of the gods with wide eyes, and finally smiled, hiding the sinister behind the smiles.

"That's for sure, and the punishment will not be granted." Alexander said.

"Alexander, didn't you go and take the sun up from the East Sea and drive it to the west?" Zeus asked.

"Big brother. I'm going to do Apollo, he's a careful man, and I'm not waiting for that. "Alexander called Zeus the eldest brother, which is obviously forming a faction, but it is also a clear message to all the high gods sitting here, do not have the slightest idea of interceding with Helios, whoever dares to intercede is against me Alexander, because I, Alexander, spoke first.

"Alright then, Cupid, you can talk about it. Do you want to punish Helios severely? Is this merely a dereliction of duty? I'm just afraid of it. Zeus asked Cupid to say.

When Cupid heard Zeus ask himself this, Cupid shuddered and thought to himself: I am afraid that the king will know that he has played a prank on Helios, and he will say it in a bright color, and he will say it directly, and later there will be readers who will say that this novel is so obscure, and he will shoot Helios once with a golden arrow that symbolizes love, so that Helios will be overjoyed when he sees a beautiful woman.

(Cupid's magic arrow has two kinds of arrows, one is a golden arrow, which shoots only one person's heart at a time.) on girls girls are. Shoot on the boy boy is, and there is also unrequited love.

Cupid himself is a playful and mischievous child, he rarely shoots a pair at the same time, and even less opens his eyes. Therefore, there are many men and women who do not match each other into a pair.

The other kind of arrow is lead, and the person who is shot will hate love. If Cupid shoots a gold-headed arrow at one person and a lead-headed arrow at the other, then the two people will be tortured by love half to death, and in the end they will not succeed. ）

"Big brother, this matter may really be more than just a dereliction of duty. To find out the reason, someone has to follow him...... "Cupid didn't dare to say that Helios had a pornography problem, but he didn't dare to say no, which turned the words into a turtle law and didn't directly offend people."

"Julius Caesar, what do you think? Who should do the research? Zeus asked.

"Big brother, send someone to the Tang Dynasty to invite Di Renjie and let him come forward to deal with it, this is the most famous judge who is famous, so I will leave it for him, and I will treat it as a turtle." Julius Caesar was afraid that Zeus would ask him to be this offending messenger, so he deliberately cut it off and pulled it on Di Renjie.

"Holy shit." King Zeus scratched his hair and said, "Fuck, I'm just afraid that I have to ask God for this matter, and I'll be the master of whatever I want, I'm afraid that I will overstep the ranks, or I won't be under our jurisdiction, and I'll have to run empty." ”

"Who is this going to deal with? The secret meeting of the highest gods kicked me aside. Hera pushed the little god who was guarding the door and went straight to the top secret chamber.

"Hera, there's nothing big about it, we are dealing with yesterday's cloudy day, and we are thinking about who to send to invite Di Renjie, the supreme judge of the Tang Empire." Zeus whispered, honestly, the fact that the meeting was held.

"I know what happened yesterday's cloudy day, I just want to ask you how you plan to deal with it, is it a death sentence?" Hera looked at Zeus without a good face and said.

None of the gods in the whole world dared to make a sound, because there was such a complicated relationship in this, and if you replied that you would not be sentenced to death, then what did Zeus think in his heart? It's hard to be a good man, and it's hard to be a good god.

This clearly shows that Hera is here to stir up trouble, and she wants to protect Helios as her diva. Is it because of the same surname? Definitely. Secretly there is a kick, that's an afterword.

"You just say that Helios has the same surname as you, and you are a special person to protect him, and it will not be a capital crime." Zeus, the king of heaven, saw that there was really no way, so he had to let go of the idea of Helios's capital crime, because Hera was the queen of heaven, and it had not yet reached the point of capital crime, so Zeus also played a turtle method: he had to shrink his head and shrink his head.

"Since your husband, you have broken my mind, I'll just say it, don't say that there will be no capital crime on the surface, and then secretly send someone to assassinate others, don't do this immoral thing, you just need to let go of his capital crime, you can do whatever you want to live the crime, anyway, I will find a way in the future, since you also explained that we have the same surname." Hera is straightforward, doesn't rely on her husband as the king, and she is the queen of heaven, (one level higher than the wife of the king) has a high position.

Hera put down her words and went out by herself, just waiting for Hera to step out of the threshold, Zeus looked at the background of his wife and sister, and smiled grimaceously, and then smiled with this ghostly face to all the high-level gods, meaning: I have to say a nice word to drive this cicada B away, what can be done, it is a wife and a sister, and it is not a good thing to make a red face in front of many high gods.

The high god sitting is Julius Caesar who dares to give back the smiling face of Zeus, because there are people who are higher than Julius Caesar, but none of them can be higher than Julius Caesar's record, although Julius Caesar's divine position is not so high.

In fact, Zeus is not a serious god king, in his inner world he is still a child's temper, but as a supreme ruling god, it is his duty to maintain a certain degree of seriousness and overcome his inner naughtiness, this is only when dealing with problems. And in private or behind the scenes, he also likes to engage in some pranks, such as forming gangs, coming up with some bad ideas, instigating the gods to go to the world to fight, and setting himself as the highest person in operation.

The game that Zeus is most obsessed with is "grabbing beautiful women", instigating all young and talented men in the world not to like to read, so that grabbing beautiful women is the true color of heroes. Imposing the world's identity with their own behavior, loving beauty is what men really have to do.

Zeus and Hera had been gone for some time, and then he got up and came to Julius Caesar and whispered to Caesar, "Why didn't David come?" ”

"Big brother, you're just afraid that another thought will go to your sister or your sister, David has not been reincarnated as a god yet." Julius Caesar relied on his outstanding military achievements, so he dared to joke about Zeus's weakness in his sister, although Zeus was Ming and the second prince put things on the table, but there was still a little bit of self-shame in the face.

When Zeus heard Caesar's words, he hurried away lukewarmly, and only cursed in his heart and said: The ghost is talking to you, the cicada,, didn't you say that your cicada is the right hand of the lord, looking for an opportunity to expel your cicada head from the supreme god realm, and see if you still take (south) Note: The local colloquial language may also be called (bird) in the north. Go to Hangerlangdang.

Yes, whether it is a person or a god, sometimes the official or the god, the colleagues make a disturbing sentence and make a confession, so that you don't itch or hurt, do you really dare to fire him? Will he really be expelled? Definitely.

Because whether it is officialdom, love, or god, seriousness and lightness are all relativism, and then again, as long as colleagues are not hostile to verbal harm, you can only laugh it off, and if you dare to use improper means to expel people, it won't be long before you become a loner.

Whether it's officialdom or godfield, there are more than a dozen gods and horses among colleagues, all of them are one-sided, with you as the center, you will die quickly, no one cares about you when you raise a junior, no one cares about you for corruption and bribery, let you release the boat, and when you reach the middle of the river, even if they are afraid of you to the end, they will use the facts in their hearts: You will die in the middle of the river, how can the money of the beauty be enough. (Thou art the first in command, and thy comrades are afraid of thee, and thou shalt be insatiable, and the more greedy you are, the more bold you will become, until you commit a capital crime...... ）

Zeus thought that he had encountered a ghost, and was kicked by your straw bag, and walked back to his seat with his head bowed with a red face. (To be continued.) )