Chapter 381: People are beautiful, and words are ambiguous
Just as he turned to look for the little white face, there was an immediate pain in both shoulders, and the two arms drooped.
"Hah! Fortunately, he lived up to his mission, and in a little more than 2 seconds, he won the eighth master. I said Wang Baye, are you convinced? Zhang Zheng asked with a smile.
"Not convinced! If you don't act according to the rules of the rivers and lakes, and don't follow the martial arts routines, Lao Tzu just won't accept it! "Although Zhou Ba's arm can't be used, his mouth is still quite hard.
"Grandma's, roasted duck, just have a hard mouth, bullshit rules, bullshit martial arts routines, you don't have to fucking think about it, whether it's a battle in the rivers and lakes, or a political war, the winner can be king, and the most effective and convenient means can be taken in order to win, and the stupid * is pedantic to be led by those unrealistic rules or routines." Zhang Zheng sneered.
"Opportunistic shortcuts, tantamount to stealing chickens and dogs, if you have the real ability to fuck, you will have a formal competition in a bright and bright way, who wins and who loses, who is higher and which is lower, let people with status in the martial arts world make a fair and fair judgment, and Lao Tzu is convinced!" Zhou Ba said loudly.
"I said Wang Baye, don't fucking masturbate there, no matter how you compete, you are not Lao Tzu's opponent, just your little trick, in the eyes of Lao Tzu, bullshit is not, the victory and defeat have been divided, and the judgment is made, Lao Tzu is too lazy to have any bullshit competition with you, only the mentally handicapped and brainless pay attention to those things!" Zhang Zheng reprimanded.
"President, you didn't use the right words just now, I have to point it out to you, so as not to make jokes in the future." After Yu Lei smiled at Zhang Zheng, he reminded him matter-of-factly.
"Where did I say something wrong?" Zhang Zheng asked.
"'Masturbation' is a kind of behavior, a kind of action, you said that the eighth master of the people is there's 'masturbation', why haven't we all seen this eighth master have 'masturbation' action? I don't think the word 'masturbation' is used correctly. Yu Lei said seriously.
Hearing Yu Lei's explanation, the surrounding crowd couldn't help laughing.
"This gentleman is right, didn't we see that gentleman 'masturbating'?" A young man said with a smile.
"I also think what this gentleman said is right, you look at that gentleman, neatly dressed, how like he masturbated." Another lad also came to join in the fun.
"I don't agree with you, doesn't you have to take off your clothes to masturbate? I can still perform it through cloth. "A young man said it more directly, even more outrageously.
"Come on, everyone, stop me, what you're talking about is getting more and more inappropriate. That's not what I intended, my original intention was, even though people lost their pants, but they were still jerking off there, feeling good about themselves? Zhang Zheng said with a smile.
"I said that this gentleman is too inauthentic, you said that we are becoming more and more inappropriate children, you seem to be more than we are doing, right?" The young man who said that he could do that in clothes, said to Zhang Zheng dissatisfied.
"Hey! Look at my temper, have I said anything that is not suitable for children? Zhang Zheng asked.
"Did you say less? What is called masturbating around, masturbating it, and adding a 'come' and 'go', add it, and come to a feeling good, as if it is very comfortable, this is not suitable for children? Fool whom? The young man continued to disagree.
"I said brother, I said the word 'masturbation', but I never said anything comfortable or uncomfortable, you associate this 'masturbation' with 'comfortable', and the meaning of 'masturbation' is completely different. There are so many young and beautiful sisters and sisters here, I beg everyone to improve their scientific literacy, and stop saying these sensitive words related to the elimination of pornography and abduction, okay? Zhang Zheng pretended to plead and said to everyone.
"I said this handsome guy, what do you mean? What happened to our sister and sister? Is it a cut worse than you men? Look down on women, right? A tall girl in the crowd, instigated by a group of girls, began to challenge Zhang Daguanren.
"I said beauties, I don't mean to look down on women, I'm just afraid that those words that are inappropriate for children will make you beauties feel embarrassed when they hear it. In addition, aren't you just so much worse than men? Zhang Zheng said like an angry bag.
"Haha!"
Zhang Daguanren's later sentence caused many men at the scene to laugh, which was also mixed with several female voices, this man is handsome, the woman is beautiful, this kind of words come from such a superb man and woman, there is a charm, and the dialogue is more exciting.
"It's so fun, this 'almost a bit' is so exciting, maybe it will become a classic phrase in the future." One of the lads laughed.
"These girls are so tall? Too pretty? The other boy looked at the energetic girls and said.
"Are you stupid? Don't you see the cards on their chests? People are models of the Silk Road Flower Rain Model Team of Huaxia Garment Group, can they not be beautiful? The young man said.