Chapter 1173: Divine Pill Dao (II)
"It's so disgusting, Grandpa Yao, I don't want to touch this thing anymore in my life!" Three mouthfuls and two mouthfuls, as if chewing Coptis chinensis raw, after the medicine doll frowned and stuffed Tai Sui into her stomach, she wrinkled her little nose, burped, and said with a disgusted face.
Yin and yang are mutually restrained, and the immortal medicine that is the most yang thing will naturally not have a good impression of Tai Sui, who is the most yin thing.
Looking at the appearance of the medicine doll, Lin Bai couldn't help but touch his nose and stared at the little guy. All the materials used to refine the pill had now entered his stomach, and Lin Bai really wanted to see how this little guy was planning to refine the pill.
Grunting ......, before Lin Bai could react, he could only hear a series of loud noises suddenly coming from the stomach of the medicine doll, which was even noisier than the sound of a group of frogs breaking through the ground after a rainy night in spring.
Burst! Just when Lin Bai was wondering what was going on with that noise, the medicine doll's face was swollen and red, and then a dull sound came out along his two small buttocks. With this sound, a yellow mist visible to the naked eye filled the room.
Damn, is it because this little guy eats too much and doesn't digest it?! Hearing this voice, Lin Bai couldn't help but grow his head for a while. But before he could figure it out, he couldn't help but hurriedly raised his hand to cover his nose. There are no words or words to describe the smell of the yellow mist, like the pungent sour smell of countless discarded medicine residues piled up together and rotting.
Doesn't it mean that stinky farts don't make sounds, and loud farts don't stink? Why is this little bastard's fart so loud and smelly? Lin Bai silently used the turtle breath method, holding his breath, and at the same time, he couldn't stop slandering in his heart, staring at the medicine doll with his eyes to see what this little guy was going to do.
After a loud fart was released, the look on the medicine doll's face did not improve much. His cheeks, which were originally as delicate as white jade, were now as dazzling as the fiery clouds in the sky at the end of summer, and the three red fruits on his head were now also flashing with dazzling red light. And along the throat of this little guy, there were bursts of dull roars from time to time, as if he was trying to hold something out.
"Little junior brother, what are you doing in the house, you want to stink people to death?" Just when Lin Bai was curious about the medicine doll's actions, the sour smell came out of the quiet room and wafted to Zhang Sanmad and Wu Zhiqi. Smelling the smell, the two of them only felt nauseous and vomited, and they couldn't wait to cut off their noses in order to avoid the invasion of this 'poisonous gas'.
"What else can you do, it must be alchemy!" The medicine doll's little face became more and more red, and a pair of small fists were clenched tightly, and after roaring angrily outside, there was a sudden 'um' in his mouth, and then he suddenly turned his butt to aim at Lin Bai, and said urgently: "Hurry up and catch it, don't let this thing get dusty, otherwise the medicine will be wasted." ”
When Lin Bai heard this, he dared to hesitate for a moment, and hurriedly raised his hand to make a catch. He had just set up his posture, only to hear a snort from the medicine doll, and a black shadow sprayed towards Lin Bai's location.
Lin Bai reflexively stretched out his hand and grabbed the black shadow in his hand. As soon as he pinched the black shadow in his hand, Lin Bai's face turned green. Not because of anything else, but because, at this moment, he finally remembered why the expression of the medicine doll just now was so familiar, wasn't that the common expression of a constipated person when he was squatting in the pit.
And what he took in his hand was anything other than the feces pulled out by this little bastard. Thinking of the disgusting thing that the medicine doll coaxed into doing to catch shit, Lin Bai hated to dismantle this little bastard.
"It's so easy!" Just when Lin Bai was about to do it, the medicine doll sat on the ground with a relieved ass, raised his hand to wipe the beads of sweat on his forehead, and said happily: "It is worthy of the great Holy Spirit who combines heaven and earth, I know that I will definitely be able to do a good job in alchemy, and I am really happy!" ”
"Little bastard, tell me what's going on!" Hearing this, Lin Bai became more and more angry, with an expression of wanting to kill, pinched his nose, slowly raised his palm, lifted the black and swarthy thing in front of him, and said in a deep voice: "Is this the Dan you refined?" ”
"Isn't this what an elixir is, can it still be poop? Grandpa Yao, I am the spirit of heaven and earth, how can I have the habits of you mundane things. The medicine doll snorted twice dissatisfied, looked at Lin Bai and said angrily: "That is, you kid, if you change to someone else, I won't help them with Grandpa Yao." You kid is really kind to treat it as a donkey's liver and lungs, you can break open the black dregs on the outside and take a look! ”
Hearing the words of the medicine doll, Lin Bai couldn't help but be stunned. As the medicine doll said, since he accepted the little black cat, he has never seen that little thing do and pee; And the medicine doll ate so many things that Zheng Fat picked up in Lishan that day, but she didn't say anything about going to the toilet or anything along the way, and she went at least three times in the past two days.
So there is only one possibility, that is, whether it is a little black cat or a medicine doll, they are creatures that combine heaven and earth, and the structure of their bodies is different from that of humans, and they can decompose edible things into nutrients to the greatest extent and moisturize the body, so there will be no waste discharge. And the smell of the stinky fart released by the medicine doll before, the reason why the smell is so strong, and there is also a smell of rotting waste medicine residue, I am afraid that it is the toxins contained in the medicinal materials themselves.
It is a medicine with three poisons, and I am afraid that the alchemy made by the medicine doll relies on its own body to absorb the essence of those medicinal materials, and then discharges the toxins and waste residues in it, so that all the medicinal properties can be perfectly integrated into one and glow with great vitality.
I'm afraid I'm really wrong to blame the medicine doll this time. After Lin Bai glanced at the medicine doll with some apologies, without any hesitation, he slowly put the black and disgusting thing in the palm of his hand, and then peeled off the black and brown disgusting thing wrapped around the outside little by little.
The black-brown debris peeled off little by little, and the pale white brilliance began to slowly diffuse in the room. As time passed, the elixir wrapped in that black-brown thing was finally completely exposed in front of Lin Bai.
This elixir, the size of a quail egg, is oval in shape, as transparent as crystal. Moreover, on the body of this elixir, there was a faint milky white light that flickered rhythmically, as if this elixir had become a living thing, constantly breathing.
This pill is probably the first one refined by the people of Qimen in the past hundreds of years! Looking at the flickering brilliance around the pill, Lin Bai couldn't hold back the curiosity in his heart, slowly brought the pill to his nose, and sniffed it slightly.
Different from the brilliance of the pill leaking out, this whole pill could not smell any medicinal herbs at all, only a slight trace of the fragrance like a hundred flowers. Although the fragrance was extremely weak, but just one bite of it, Lin Bai suddenly felt that his body was light, his whole body was extremely refreshing, and even his mood became a lot more ethereal, and the mana around his body vibrated for a while.
For a person like Lin Bai, who has cultivated to the realm of transforming into a god, if he wants to make up for the mana that has passed in his body, he often needs to meditate for a long time to make up for it. But now, just by smelling the smell of this elixir, it made Lin Bai's mana in his body drumble, as if he had been meditating for several days, which showed the miraculous effect of this elixir. The most important thing is that this elixir contains a strong vitality, which is also rare in the world.
In the whole world, I am afraid that there is only one medicine doll that can refine this level of elixir. Using the transformed immortal elixir to quench the essence of the medicinal materials, where is this something that ordinary people can do, not to mention that there is a strange thing such as Tai Sui in the raw materials.
"What's going on, has the pill been refined?" Just when Lin Bai sighed, Zhang Sanmad was waiting a little impatiently outside, and the sour smell that came out of the house before made him feel that something was not quite right, so he pushed the door in.
"The elixir is done?" Wu Zhiqi followed Zhang Sanmad into the house, and after seeing the pill that flashed with a faint light in Lin Bai's hand, his face showed a look of surprise, he took a deep breath, and said, "Bring the pill over and show it to me." ”
Looking at the stunned everyone, the medicine doll leaned back on the chair with a big thorn, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked like a landlord and a rich old lady, as if he was going to close his eyes and recuperate while waiting for everyone to praise him.
"The immortal elixir of the transformation is truly extraordinary." After looking at the pill upside down in his hand, Wu Zhiqi couldn't help but sigh, shook his head and said, "In my opinion, the grade of this pill is probably still above the one that my master refined. The vitality contained in it is no longer as simple as Tai Sui and the immortal elixir adding one, at least three times! ”
"Grandpa Yao, if there are any leftovers, give us a taste!" After Zhang San glanced at the pill greedily, his expression changed suddenly, and he approached the medicine doll with a flattering look, and complimented him with a shy face. Looking at the appearance of this elixir, he had already thought about going out to get some benefits, this medicine doll is a treasure, even if it is a little benefit, it can make himself inexhaustible.
"Close your eyes, I've got you covered." Seeing Zhang San's crazy appearance, the medicine doll rolled her eyes, and her face showed a narrow expression, and then continued: "Put your face up, take it!" ”
The medicine doll suddenly became so easy to speak, Zhang Sanmad was naturally overjoyed, where did he dare to hesitate, hurriedly closed his eyes, and brought his face to the medicine doll. Before he could close his eyes, he felt a sudden feeling of dampness and heat on his face, as if rain was pouring on his cheeks, but then he thought about it, how could rain fall from this place deep underground!
With such a turn of thought, Zhang Sanmad hurriedly opened his eyes, but found that the little Wang Ba calf of the medicine doll had sprinkled a soak of hot urine on his face, and looking at the comfortable expression on the little guy's face, it seemed to be so comfortable that it was beyond limit.
"Okay, you little bastard, you dare to pee. Daoye, believe it or not, I castrated you! Zhang San was furious, reached out to wipe the wet water droplets on his face, grabbed the medicine doll, and was about to throw him to the ground.
"Don't forget my identity, I'm an immortal medicine, and this urine is naturally immortal!" The medicine doll is not in a hurry, the old god is saying: "After tasting our urine, the face is not red and not panting, nourishing yin and aphrodisiac has a miraculous effect, and the dragon spirit and tiger show their might." ”
Zhang Sanmad was slightly stunned, and hesitantly stretched out his finger and dipped it in a star, and wiped it towards his mouth! Sure enough, it's sweet and delicious!