Chapter 428: The happiness of egg pain, the happiness of egg pain
Jang Hyuk was completely messy.
But the problem is that Zhang He is completely helpless, who let this woman be an ancient person who crossed over from feudal society? Nima, if Brother Zhen "started chaos and gave up", this chick wouldn't really want to die, right? By the way, didn't the two beasts of Lao Long and Lao Zhuge ruin the two yellow flower girls as soon as they came? Why don't you test it first?
"Yiwu, then, let me ask, what would happen to my two friends if they didn't take the two women who were waiting for them with them?"
"Wait." Meng Yiwu said without hesitation, "As a woman, you must start from the beginning." ”
Uh, that's okay? Nima, once upon a time, how much my brother wished for this kind of legendary love that was unswerving to death, but now, why did my brother suddenly be afraid of the kind of stupid love of ancient Chinese women? Zhang He couldn't help but ask a little speechlessly, "Well, what if they don't come back?" ”
"Then you'll have to wait until you're dead." Meng Yiwu shook his head helplessly and said, "Moreover, women who are not taken away by VIPs will also be regarded as incompetent and ominous by the relatives of the clan, that is to say, if they are gods, no, if your friends don't take them away, they will have a very difficult life in the future." ”
Uh, that's okay? Zhang He burst into tears and couldn't help but ask again, "What if I'm like that?" ”
"I ......" Meng Yiwu was silent for a moment, and then said with a resolute face, "If you don't take me away, then I can only die." ”
Forehead! Zhang He is really about to cry, Nima, that is to say, is my brother really dead now? Without waiting for Zhang He to speak again, Meng Qingwu also spoke, "Lord Shenzi, you don't know anything, if you don't take us away, our life will be even more sad." ”
"What do you mean?" Zhang He couldn't help but ask.
"Failure to serve is a shame, if we are abandoned again, it will be a shame on top of a shame, in this case, even if we live secretly, according to the clan rules, we will be disfigured, and we will be cut off." Meng Qingwu's face was slightly red and he pointed to his proud *, before he said again, "In this case, what is the point of our life." ”
Eh, Nima, what are you doing? How can there be such perverted rules in the world? Well, as Lord Shenzi, my brother must change his customs and change the clan rules of the Qi clan.
Nima, brother is just saying, why did these two chicks have to beg their brother to be happy last night, why are they suddenly so interested in the secular world where my brother lives this morning, it turns out that in addition to the ordinary people's yearning for the fairy world, more is helpless, after all, my brother didn't come to them last night, which has brought them shame, if they abandon them today, it will really kill them.
Nima, strange customs, strange family rules.
Nima, 10,000*!
According to Zhang He's plan, originally, Zhang He planned to go back to the secular world first, and then quietly take the two sisters out after all the arrangements were made, and then talk about the next thing.
But looking at it now, this approach will definitely not work, although, with his supreme status as Lord Miko, he should not be embarrassed by the elders and clansmen of their clan, and no one will embarrass these sisters who have been poisoned by feudal ideology, but now it seems that the truth is not like that.
It's easy to order, but it's hard to change habits. Even if others will not embarrass the sisters because of their own orders, the things in the depths of people's hearts, those deep-rooted concepts, must not be changed by one or two words of their own.
Brother is a doctor, a doctor who treats diseases and saves people, not a murderer, well, in order not to harm people, brother can only take them out first, I hope that after entering the secular world, these two chicks can become a modern woman as much as possible.
Isn't it just a kiss? What a big deal, isn't it? At least, for modern women who dare to break up at will and divorce willfully, this is not a thing at all, is it?
Zhang He looked at Meng Yiwu, who was full of anticipation on his face, but mixed with nervousness, and had to say a little helplessly, "Don't worry, when I leave here, I will definitely take you away." ”
"Thank you, ......" Meng Yiwu was suddenly excited, but he also quickly changed his words, "Thank you, Zhang He." ”
However, what made Zhang He speechless was that before he could say his polite words, Meng Qingwu immediately rushed over like a milk swallow throwing into the forest, rushed straight into Zhang He's arms, and then blocked Zhang He's lips without saying anything, and kissed Zhang He nervously and frantically.
Nima, come to kiss the country again, the sky can be seen, brother is being insulted.
As a man, as a caring and unswerving doctor whose first goal is to save people, how can he be ruthless to hurt others? Okay, brother, just reluctantly fulfill this chick's wish, and talk to her.
* The fiery kiss lasted for more than three minutes, until Meng Qingwu kissed herself out of breath and reluctantly let go of Zhang He.
"Miko-sama, what are you doing with me, do you like me too?" Meng Qingwu's personality seems to be much more open* than her sister Meng Yiwu, and as soon as she lets go of Zhang He, she can't help but ask with anticipation on her face.
Uh, what, what can this be? Nima, besides, even if this can really be considered that, then you are a strong female godbrother, okay?
Zhang He suddenly burst into tears again!
But in the face of Meng Qingwu, who was full of anticipation, Zhang He really couldn't bear to hurt this woman who had been poisoned by feudal thoughts, and he couldn't bear to hurt Meng Yiwu, who was looking at him with anticipation again.
Nima, the egg hurts!
Does my brother like them? I don't think it's going to be a good idea. But the problem is, my brother really said "what" with them, and my brother really said that only after my brother fell in love with them, he would talk to them about "what".
Although what my brother said is not equal to what the sisters understand, but now it seems that what has to be equal to that.
Nima, I didn't expect that a casual comfort last night would lead to such a "wonderful" misunderstanding; Nima, brother does not deny it, brother is indeed interested in your body, and he is indeed attracted by that wonderful legend, and he is indeed full of yearning for the life of night sex - Fu like other men, but the problem is that brother is different from Ge Huoao and Long Aotian, the two old shameless ones, brother can only think about it, but they can be unscrupulous; Brother can only endure hard in being seduced, but they can act arbitrarily.
Nima, why does Yanfu always come so suddenly?
Nima, the happiness of egg pain, the happiness of egg pain, how should you call your brother?
Zhang He couldn't help but look at Meng Yiwu, and couldn't help but glance at Meng Qingwu, in line with the first principle of not hurting others, with a mood that was ten thousand times heavier than going to the grave, he nodded helplessly.
Meng Yiwu cried, Meng Qingwu also cried, I don't know if it was because of gratitude or because of moving, anyway, the two of them cried, and the crying made Zhang He's mood even heavier.
Nima, I hope they can become a real modern woman as soon as possible, I hope they can come to their senses as soon as possible, and then dump their brother "ruthlessly".
Just when Zhang He was completely speechless, and he didn't know what to do, the knock on the door came clearly, Nima, finally saved.
Zhang He, who has always hated someone knocking on the door early in the morning, felt for the first time that the knock was so pleasant, as if a primary school student heard the bell for the end of class.
The verbose clan elder came again, and brought seven beautiful girls and a woman in her fifties, the seven girls came to serve Zhang He and the others for breakfast, and the older woman walked into Zhang He's room like a hotel waiter while Zhang He and the others were eating.
Although Zhang He is still not used to others kneeling to serve him, but under the repeated insistence of the clan elders, Zhang He can only be very unaccustomed to breakfast, but what makes Zhang He very puzzled is that Meng Yiwu and Meng Qingwu, sisters who were very excited just now, actually became nervous again, is this a situation of Shenma? It stands to reason that or according to the plot of the Chinese court drama, since they have all become god women, they should no longer be afraid of the clan elders, right? Moreover, when the clan elder and the others came in, they did indeed salute them?
Could it be that happiness came too suddenly?
Just when Zhang He was puzzled, the old woman who played the role of a waitress hurriedly walked out again, and then whispered softly in the ear of the clan elder.
And with the old woman's whisper, the faces of the sisters Meng Yiwu and Meng Qingwu immediately turned pale, of course, although the old woman was whispering softly, Zhang He, Long Aotian and the others all heard it word for word.
"Clan Elder, Lord Miko is not satisfied with them, the sheets are very clean."
Listening to the old woman's whisper, Zhang He was speechless for a moment, but Long Aotian and Zhuge Huoao immediately cast a gaze full of deep meaning, and their faces were also full of strange banter.
Nima, these two old idiots must be laughing at my brother for being afraid of his wife? Zhang He couldn't help but be speechless for a while, however, what made Zhang He even more speechless was that the clan elder immediately knelt on the ground in fear, "Please punish Lord Shenzi." Without waiting for Zhang He to express his position, the clan elder continued, "Lord Shenzi, tonight, the old slave will definitely arrange two virgins for you that you are satisfied with." ”
Uh, that's okay? Just when Zhang He was completely messy, the clan elder turned his head to look at the old woman beside him, and ordered in a deep voice, "Notify the whole clan and open the Dharma Hall." ”
With the words of the clan elder, Meng Yiwu and Meng Qingwu were suddenly frightened, and they all involuntarily turned their heads to look at Zhang He, their faces full of pleading.
Nima, is that weird custom that these two chicks are talking about? Zhang He was speechless for a while, but then he said with a majestic face, "No need, I like them very much." Zhang He pointed to Meng Yiwu and Meng Qingwu, who were pale, and said seriously, "This matter has nothing to do with them, mainly because I have been cultivating a supreme mastery recently, and I can't touch women for the time being, so it's no wonder they, by the way, clan boss, I still have urgent matters to deal with, I have to leave the Qiqi clan station temporarily after eating, I will take them with me, let them prepare first." ”
"Yes, Miko-sama." The clan elder said with a respectful face, "The old slave will arrange it." ”
"Okay, you all go, my friend and I still have something to discuss." Although Zhang He didn't like to be an emperor very much, in the face of the stubborn clan elder, Zhang He had to act like an emperor again, and ordered with a majestic face.
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The Qi clan finally left, but before Zhang He woke up from the shitty clan rules of the Qi clan, Zhuge Huoao and Long Aotian couldn't help but let out a burst of presumptuous laughter, "I'm cultivating a peerless discipline, I can't touch women for the time being, I'm laughing to death, hahaha." Finally seized the opportunity to hit Zhang He's Long Aotian, who couldn't help but laugh and leaned back.
Zhuge Huoao was the same, as if he had heard the funniest joke of this century, tears of laughter flowed out.
Nima, you wait for my brother!
Zhang He, who knew that these two old glasses would definitely not be able to spit out ivory in his mouth, simply didn't bother to deal with these two idiots, and after rolling his eyes helplessly, he immediately dealt with the delicious breakfast.
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