Chapter 30: Wow, that's fine
Wow!
The crowd suddenly took a step back in unison, and looked at Jia and Lin one after another.
Who is Jia Helin, the vice president of the Teachers College, the head of the political department, let him catch it, and he will definitely tell you a lot of truths.
It's not so much the truth, it's better to explain it with nonsense, obviously explain it in one sentence, and it will take at least a few sentences to reach his mouth, or even ten sentences to finish the meaning of a sentence.
Let this guy catch it, not to mention education, it feels like a very painful ordeal.
Everyone turned to the few people standing next to Jia Helin, oh, it's amazing, several deans have come, but everyone thinks it's strange, why didn't the college secretary come?
"Fatty, do you see? That person, the person with the horn, is Jia Helin, the head of the political department, and I heard that this guy is famous. Zhang Hui squeezed his eyebrows and said to the fat man.
The fat man turned his head, only to see the middle-aged man at the front of the crowd, "Famous?" What's famous? ”
Zhang Hui sighed in one breath, "Fatty, didn't you see that he was shiny and had a straight belly?" ”
"I saw it!" The fat man was stunned for a moment, and then asked: "What's this, people will definitely be blessed when they reach middle age, besides, as the vice president and the head of the political department, entertainment must be indispensable." ”
"Entertainment is a trivial matter, don't look at this guy's sanctimonious appearance now, he is a well-known old pervert in the academy. I don't know how many female students have been harassed, and even many female students have thrown themselves into their arms. Zhang Hui couldn't wait to slap the fat man on the head.
The fat man looked at Jia Helin's back a little incredulously, and muttered: "Just like him, there are female students who throw themselves into their arms, don't tell me, these active female students are all dinosaurs." ”
"No, no, no." Zhang Hui shook his head, "How is it possible, dinosaurs are on his eyes and Lin?" Don't be funny. People are specifically picking beautiful women, as the so-called Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. ”
"That's." The fat man roared angrily: "He is still a teacher, don't you understand the truth of being a teacher?" He's incest, incest! ”
"Be a teacher?" Monkey Yile, "How many teachers still know these four words for being a teacher?" In their eyes there is only profit. If there is no interest, don't talk about any nonsense about being a teacher. ”
"And what does he mean by the way he looks now?" The fat man pointed to Jia Helin's back and asked.
Ma Liang glanced at the fat man, and the light from his eyes looked at Jia Helin like a cold winter wax moon, "I'm afraid of taking responsibility, just make a show." ”
Jia Helin suddenly felt a chill behind him, and hurriedly looked towards the crowd behind him, and after several glances, he didn't notice who was looking at him, so he turned back in confusion and muttered: "Strange, I obviously feel that someone is looking at me, why didn't I find it?" ”
The moment Jia and Lin turned around, Ma Liang's eyes had already left his back, and of course it was impossible to find it.
"These gangs are sanctimonious, men steal dog things from women and prostitutes." The fat man opened his teeth and claws and popped out a few words from his mouth.
Before the fat man finished scolding, Zhang Hui hurriedly covered the fat man's mouth and whispered in his ear: "Fat man, don't even get involved in the punishment of my brothers." ”
"Hmm, uh, uh."
Seeing the fat man nodding violently, Zhang Hui put down the hand covering the fat man's mouth with confidence.
", this TM is typical of being a watch and want to set up an archway." The fat man roared suddenly.
After the fat man scolded this sentence, Zhang Hui, Monkey, and Ma Liang immediately made the same move, retreating in three different directions, as if they didn't know the fat man.
"Hey, who's not going to be inside?" A student in the crowd pointed to the fat man and said to his friend next to him.
When Zhang Hui heard this, he hurriedly covered his face with his hands, looked at the fat man with his fingers, and found that this girl seemed to be fine, still smiling, raising her head and chest.
As far as the cultivation of the fat man is concerned, he Zhang Hui sighs to himself, no wonder people often say that people are shameless and invincible in the world, and fat people are typical.
"Like, it seems to be the fat man who often harasses female students in the academy." Finally, the fat man was recognized.
"Oh." A classmate in the crowd immediately nodded in a sudden realization, "Looking at his appearance, figure, and fat body, if he doesn't harass female students, it is estimated that it will be really difficult to find a girlfriend in this life." ”
"That's it, he's like this, who will take a fancy to him."
The fat man listened to these words, but he didn't think so, and put on a POSS that he thought was very handsome, causing a wave of retching, but the girl didn't think so, and looked at the people around him with a smile.
Everyone who looked at him was stunned, and immediately turned their heads, spitting saliva, and low voices sounded one after another.
"You kid, what's not going on? After losing all the faces of your brothers, are you comfortable? Zhang Hui immediately walked over and punched the fat man.
The fat man had a cunning look in his eyes, and said, "Chrysanthemum, do you still have a face?" ”
"I'm TM ......" Zhang Hui reacted halfway through speaking, hooking the fat man's neck, "I TM has no face?" You made it clear to me! ”
"Ahhh
Zhang Hui and the fat man immediately stopped their movements and looked at the top floor, only to find that the person upstairs had one foot in the air, but his whole body was inside.
The worry in his eyes disappeared, and it seemed that this guy was not really going to jump off the building.
They thought so, but Jia and Lin didn't think so, and when he saw the guy on the top of the building with one foot in the air, he was very anxious and prayed not to jump.
"Classmates, classmates, if you have something to say, don't jump, you jump, your old father and mother are going to die of sadness, they are not easy, they still expect you to retire and die, you jump, what should they do in the future? Who else can they count on when they get old? ”
Jia Helin picked up the horn in his hand and roared hard, fortunately there was no one in front of him, otherwise the saliva that spurted out of his mouth would definitely drown a person.
"Hahaha." The man on the roof suddenly laughed, "Parents? Parents! ”
The people who watched the excitement at the bottom felt strange, and said twice in a row, why didn't the parents follow? Could it be that something happened to him in the house? Still don't have the money to pay for tuition?
After all, Huashi Normal University is a quasi-first-class institution, and many poor children will not choose to study here.
Jia Helin heard the people upstairs talking, his eyes lit up, and there was a play, "Classmate, your parents are sick?" Hospitalized? No matter what they do, you can't jump off the building, although you are relieved to jump, but what about your parents? What do they think when they see you jumping off? Haven't you thought about any of this? ”
"These?" The person on the top of the building suddenly looked excited, his expression was extremely hideous, and he shouted: "These, is it still useful for Lao Tzu to think about these now?" Is it still useful? ”
"Don't get excited, don't get excited, you put your legs in first, you have something to say, or I'll go up and talk to you?" Jia Helin looked at the body of the person on the top of the building trembling, as if he might jump down at any time, and couldn't help but be anxious.
"Don't move, if you dare to come up, Lao Tzu will jump down immediately!"
"Okay, okay, I won't go up, I won't go up, but this stalemate can't solve the problem, if you don't talk about your situation, how can we have a way to solve it?" Jia and Lin were afraid that the man would jump down, so they hurriedly took two steps back.
"I don't want you to come up, I just don't believe you, what's the use of you as a vice president? Can you say anything else other than TM saying something like Lao Tzu doesn't jump? Look at you, look at your fat appearance, you have done a lot of corruption and bribery, right? I TM believe in you, then I TM might as well believe in a pig! ”
Listening to the words coming from the rooftop, Jia Helin's originally red cheeks instantly turned extremely pale, and his fat body shook non-stop, obviously being angry.
When the fat man heard this, he was immediately happy, and when he saw Jia Helin's body shaking irregularly, he laughed, "The girl on the top of the building is also a talent, Jia Helin is afraid that he will be half angry." ”
"Tut-tut." Zhang Hui pushed the frame, "I really want to look in front of Jia Helin, look at the old man's expression now, it must be very exciting." ”
"Alright, you two, don't be poor here." The monkey couldn't hear it anymore and stopped it.
Zhang Hui and the fat man immediately raised their middle fingers at the monkey to express their disdain.