110 Helen's life experience (4) Lida is going to be a mother

(We can't control history, just be light-hearted.) -- Author: Zeng Linyun

Lida listened to what the cook's mother said, and wanted to ignore this matter and let Tyndareos let it go, because she is down now, and she will temporarily stop in this regard, so you can let Tyndareos eat some wild food, why bother to be so strict. Sometimes, a lot of things you want to let go of the situation, once someone reflects the situation, you don't care if you want to, even if you are a corrupt bribe-taker, or simply say it, for example, you are a corrupt official, someone tells you that there is a bean dregs project, even if you embezzle a million in it, the person who reflects the situation is a colleague who is one level younger than you, and you are afraid that you have to spit out a little bit of dirty money in your mouth. When the project collapses, don't say that the deputy didn't manage you well.

Tyndarios took a bunch of fools to bathe in the Qingshui River, and some of them, although all of them were fools, (even the chaff was delicious in five or eight years.) There are always good and bad comparisons.

Tyndarios thought so sweetly, anyway, he was a good man, although it was all rotten apples, the best of the inferior, not the fairy fruit was better than the fairy fruit.

Tyndareos, you go to become a ghost, you praying mantis catches cicadas, and the yellow finches have already been watching you behind. Tyndareos first took a batch of public baths and brought them back to the shore, and then took those so-called fools down the Qingshui River to wash, his intention was very good, first washed the unwanted, and then took his sisters down the river, which can be played with confidence, and then go home to eat fish and go to Luo.

If you compare him to boiling water, just when the smoke is boiled by Leda to open the pot, can the water still be boiled? Definitely. The little bird that scared Tyndareos flew somewhere.

"Hey." Lida is so clever that she stopped the tofu scum project from budding yet, and just like that, she stopped Tyndareos before it happened.

"Hey!" Tyndareos was a little flustered, but not to the point of losing his heart, so he replied with a little ease.

Leda and Tyndareos were chasing a herd of wild goats behind the fools, and Leda waved her hands and shouted for him to hurry home and eat the fish. Although these fools are stupid, they can still understand when they eat fish. These are all inferior goods, but they are still very young, because their mother or father has been swept away by this Zeus storm and gone to the world of eternal peace and fun.

How stupid are they? is so stupid that the mother doesn't know how sad it is, this is the so-called survival of the fittest of Zeus.

Is Leda still a beauty? Definitely. has already lost weight into a yellow-faced woman, who has not eaten or drunk all day, lives with a bunch of wild fools, and digs up and eats all the wild vegetables within a radius of several miles, because it is the depths of winter, and the fish can't beat a few more, and it is Tyndareos's ability to keep them alive.

It was our mother, Leda, who suffered the most. Her own food and clothing are a problem, but she also needs to have the temperature and energy to hatch the eggs, and she has to sleep with the eggs every day.

Because it's winter, even if there are more slaves in the family, it will be useless, can you tell them to dig up snow and eat? Definitely. So you still have to keep this bunch of waste, in the words of snow, that is, winter is coming, and spring will be far away? Definitely.

Finally survived until the spring blossomed, and Tyndareos was able to catch a lot of fish every day, and the cook took the fools to plant their fields.

Lida is already very beautiful again because there are fish to eat in the spring, and her profession is still to sleep with her balls every day.

Every fifteenth moon is so round and bright, Lida has to take the balls in her hand and look at them under the moon, which is really getting bigger and bigger day by day There is a little person who is slowly growing up, Lida is going to be a mother, and the cicada B cried happily.

"What are you looking at, isn't it just an egg, why are you still crying, come, let me see it too, and see what the hell is in here." Tyndareos took the egg from Lida's hand and began to look at the moon as well, but God let him see nothing.

Can God be blamed for this? Definitely. Illuminating eggs is a woman's job. As now, even though you are a female doctor, a genius, a female college student, you are no better than the fools in the country, even though they can be so stupid that they can't even put on their own pants.

Leda couldn't see it when she saw Tyndareos looking left and right, and fearing that he would throw it away, she reached out and took the egg into her hand and gently put it back in the nest.

The starry sky illuminated the earth as if it were day, and the wild creatures began to become more intelligent and capable because they had eaten too much fish, and they were all happily dancing around their savior in the moonlight. Anyway, as long as the feet are moving and the hands are swinging, it's a dance.

This is how the world is, and fools have their own fools' joys.

Our kitchen mom is even more of a happy star, and her dance is the most beautiful, of course, but it is only a little higher than the hands of fools, because dancing is a hard work, and you have to have some energy. Otherwise, you're a frosted eggplant -- wilted.

Can fools understand this? Definitely. Do you think you don't need wisdom to dance? Definitely. A dancer of the highest rank is also a product of the highest intelligence. (Our Michael Jackson, how many people are spending their lives imitating.) ）

In fact, the main character is still Tyndareos, he fishes during the day and practices at night, practice is his lifelong hobby, no, it is the inevitable survival law of primitive social life. Just like a lion, he was born to learn to catch prey, and his future survival lies in his hard work when he was a child. Definitely. Whether it's ancient or modern, if you want to be a little **, don't you practice a few exercises? You can't even beat a sister, and you won't let your fellow filths laugh off their big teeth.

Tyndareos practiced pulling trees every day, and at first he could only pull up small saplings the size of his fingers, and it was not easy for you to uproot them.

(Readers can try it, but don't pull vegetable seedlings in your own home, so your mother will scold.) You can't pull out the park's either. Watch a Sunday, go out into the wild, if you can bring a sister with you, it would be great, it's not a pot of food, you know. That's really fun. Don't look at the finger-sized sapling, you have to uproot it, I think it's enough to choke, you must kneel and call your mother for nothing. ）

At first, the tree breaks the bark of the hand, and then the hand breaks the bark of the tree, this is kung fu. Finally, I was able to pull up a tree the size of a bowl.

It was messy at first, but then it became a division of labor and cooperation, and the mother's whole was led by Lida to teach them to read and write, and of course, there were also small fists and small fights, Taoism and magic skills. Don't look at it as a group of stupid eight machines, just like a mine, as long as there is a little gold content, there is more ore and there is always a little gold.

Tyndareos is responsible for refining a group of fools into an iron warrior. Of course, it starts with practicing pulling saplings, (dog yesterday, this pen should not be written, if the primary school students see all the saplings to practice, then I will sit at home and wait to be scolded.) In this case, even if your head is in the water, you can still practice a little bit of death power.

What is the cook doing? The kitchen mother is responsible for replacing Lida to hatch the eggs, sitting in the nest to keep the temperature in the nest high enough, don't let the eggs be cold, because they are equivalent to babies, although they have not yet come out of the shell, but life is still growing in it, although they will not starve to death, but without the proper temperature, they will die of cold.

When the weather is fine, the kitchen is her Sunday, because the weather is good, the temperature of the nest is not only not allowed, sometimes it is slightly higher, so that the kitchen mother can not always stay in the nest, and she will also go to participate in various outdoor activities.

I watched less practice, taught the girls to spin and weave, and showed off flowers to sew and mend clothes. This cicada mother still regards this kind of labor as a pleasure, as her own ability, and enjoys it.

**In a blink of an eye, it was changed to summer, the temperature in the sky was getting higher and higher day by day, and the little baby in the bird's nest began to grow faster day by day with the outside temperature.

On this day, Lida's mother was teaching the female students to belly dance outdoors, when suddenly the kitchen mother came running and shouted: "Lida, Lida, the little Dandan is moving, I'm afraid it's going to come out of the shell." ”

"You go quickly, I still have one last move to teach them, I'll be right after teaching!" Leda knew that it was still early, when she was a child, she watched her mother hatch chicks at home, and it would take hours for her to break the shell.

At the end of the last dance, Leda takes her students, the stupid Bs, and flies to the nest like a flock of birds. also sang in unison: "Go see the little baby Luo, go see the egg Luo." ”

At this time, the Queen Mother was going to talk more again, and she told Zeus in the dream that the dog cubs in the eggs laid by Zeus Lida were about to come out of the shell, and the Queen Mother said to Zeus in the dream: "Zeus, you are not as good as **, your evil seed is about to be born, you have to go and show him a clear way, otherwise he will spend his life in chaos." ”

Zeus, in his sleep, heard that the Queen Mother had come to guide his work again, and hurriedly knelt down to greet the arrival of the Queen Mother, and hurriedly said, "Yes, yes." When the day comes, tomorrow morning I will go stealthily with a few of my men and show them a way out. ”

"Don't go crazy like last time, it's wind, thunder, and rain, and you've killed a lot of innocents, as a high-level official in the heavenly realm, you don't take the lives of the people for your life when you do something." The Queen Mother looked at Zeus with a bad face and said. It is meant to warn Zeus to be careful about his misbehavior in the future.